Anagrammy Awards > Nomination Archives > 1998


1st - Richard Brodie with:
Yet another Internet religion survey =
Original sin yet true? Even thorny tree?

Larry Brash with:
India and Pakistan - Nuclear War? =
Annual aid? Darn! We panic at risk!

Richard Brodie with:
Either that wallpaper goes or I go =
Hell reaper gag - the pro's iota o' wit.


1st - Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Christopher Doerksen, Dana Gasbarri =
Rocking her breasts; hard-on paradise.

Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Beach Girls from Paris =
I clap for her big ass, Mr.

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
It's one of the biggest penises on the net =
Benign eightieth-foot notes steepness.


1st - Larry Brash with:
This is a completely legitimate money-making phenomenon. =
Oh! He emit illegal, money-costing spam! I'm inept - money taken!

Doug Ackerman with:
Would you like to earn money while you sleep? =
We seek out your money. Downplay lie. IOU? Hell!

Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Shameless plug =
Gas! P.U.! He smells!

Tamara Leah with:
Beach Girls from Paris =
Grasp if horrible scam.


1st - Jeff Simpson with:
"The First and Second Chronicles of Thomas Covenant The Unbeliever" written by Stephen Donaldson =
"The hero, leper of brave instinct, fetched to land enslaved by ancient demons. Sin not! Crush host now!"

Richard Brodie with:
Windows Ninety-Five:
A thirty-two bit extension to a sixteen bit graphical shell for an eight bit operating system originally coded for a four bit computer by a two bit company that can't stand one bit of competition!
Comic definition at expense of MS, having six binary powers.
"Win. No. One!", brags Bill. (Detect it? Much hype!)
"No one win." (Deft rebuttal of it by anagram.)
"Opt to try it!", begs bad tycoon.
"Hell no! I cry at it, spit at it, throw a fit at it, too!"

Jeff Simpson with:
Children's Ranch, a non-profit children's organization, is holding its annual land raffle. We are very excited because this year we have got two totally different sites that we are raffling off... mm!
Do I realize, vindictive landowner-crowd's fluffy raffle plan is new-fangled real-estate offer or frantic hoax? We can say that this trend is illustrating: "charity begins at home... home on the range!!"?


1st - Larry Brash with:
President Suharto =
Disaster up throne.

Larry Brash with:
Happy Anniversary Wendy Milazzo and Janine Silver =
Wendy and Jan are snazzy, happy, vervin' millionaires.

Larry Brash with:
President Suharto =
South-eastern drip.

Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Christopher Doerksen, Dana Gasbarri =
Ardor! I pat her ass and her big 'nockers.

Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Rich Tietjens =
Rejectin' shit.

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