SEPTEMBER 1998 NOMINATIONS

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THE GENERAL CATEGORY

1st - Jean Fontaine with:
The universe: are we earthlings alone? =
Answer: green aliens live out there (ha!).

2nd - Larry Brash with:
Sexual Reassignment Surgery =
Man returns as sexy girl, e.g. "Sue".

eq.3rd - Richard Brodie with:
City Building Inspector =
Public cretin is tiny god.

eq.3rd - William Tunstall-Pedoe with:
Definition of the word 'anagram' =
Oh, now a dignified, neat art-form.

Richard Brodie with:
An enchanted word forest frolic =
Officer, censor that wonderland!

Richard Brodie with:
Weight loss =
Go with less.

Richard Brodie with:
Weight reduction =
True chow dieting.

Johnnie Burning Elk with:
USA condones =
Caused no son.

Jean Fontaine with:
Is there a life after life? =
Fate: hellfire site, I fear.

Meyran Kraus with:
Water-Ski =
A wet risk.

Meyran Kraus with:
Car Dealership =
Heard crap & lies.

Meyran Kraus with:
Compliment =
Lip-comment.

Meyran Kraus with:
Fake alias =
I, aka 'False'.

Keith Lehman with:
Monster Manual =
Lantern. Ammo. Us.

Tom Myers with:
Lots of sordid details =
Satisfied dolt drools.

Novastar with:
Klinefelter Syndrome =
Trendy killer of semen.

Mick Tully with:
Corporal Punishment =
Thin crop - lump on arse.


THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY

1st - Steve Krakowski with:
"Lord of The Flies" by William Golding =
Marooned boys will fight. I fled, Gill.

2nd - Mick Tully with:
'The Time Machine' =
Hit cinema theme.

3rd - Mattias Inghe with:
Sailor Mooniverse =
Oo! Anime lovers, sir!

Mick Tully with:
'The Time Machine' =
I meet hi-tech man.


THE TOPICAL CATEGORY

1st - Richard Peers with:
"I made a bad mistake. It's indefensible and I'm sorry about it." - Bill Clinton =
Monica fondled my stalk; debased, I... I bomb sinister little unit in Arabia.

eq.2nd - Darren Donlen with:
President Clinton =
I slept on D.C. intern.

eq.2nd - Mick Tully with:
The Presidential Cigar =
A cheap girl inserted it.

Daniel F. Etter with:
Whitewater Prosecutor =
Treacherous power twit.

Steve Krakowski with: [A palindrome]
Revolting is error. Resign it, lover! =
Intern eros vs. Gore? I... I'll r..r..rig vote!

Tom Myers with:
House Judiciary Committee =
A juiciest Comedy Hour item.

Tom Myers with:
Mideast peace breakthrough =
He orchestrated a big makeup.

Jeff Roy with:
Representative Dan Burton =
Rant about president? Nerve!

Jeff Roy with:
Meek William Clinton says that he's sorry =
Trash the Monica Samille Lewinsky story.

Mick Tully with:
Viagra Impotency Drug =
My God! Vicar up - in great.

Mick Tully with:
Clinton's evidence to the Grand Jury =
Conveniently adjusting the record.


THE RUDE CATEGORY

1st - Richard Brodie with:
The President stuck cigars into my vagina =
Cunt? Depict it smoking. Give her an ass tray!

2nd - William Tunstall-Pedoe with:
The Presidential Cigar =
"Shit! A penile cartridge!"

3rd - Larry Brash with:
"Thou shalt not lie with mankind as with womankind: it is abomination." =
No homo ass bandits allowed in, man! I wank it in mouth. I think with it! Ta!

Larry Brash with:
Trans-sexuality =
I lust an ex-satyr.

Larry Brash with:
Trans-sexuality =
alt.stray.unisex

Larry Brash with:
Constipation =
Scant poo in it.

Larry Brash with:
Viagra The Impotency Drug =
Turgid! Erect! My vagina hop!

Larry Brash with:
Mister Jason Haines =
He jam it in son's arse.

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Virginia Rappe =
Ripe vagina. R.I.P.

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Constipation =
I cannot posit.

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Constipation =
Inaction pots.

Mattias Inghe with:
OK, cuff this one =
Eh? Fist fuck?!? Noo!

Meyran Kraus with:
Tight buns =
Butt's nigh!

Keith Lehman with:
Sexual Lubricant =
Alex, rub clit, anus.

Mick Tully with:
Trans-sexuality =
Reality's: Ax nuts!


THE SPAM CATEGORY

1st - Larry Brash with:
Make five dollars into thousands; it's easy!! =
He'd earn us vast millions? Say it to sod: "Fake!"

2nd - Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Business opportunity =
Suppository set in bun.

eq.3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Instructional Materials Depot =
Entrust cordial spam? In a toilet!

eq.3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
WIN an iMac, Create Your Own Domain, Get Great Rates! =
We-we use an angry anagram to correct an idiot item!

eq.3rd - Mattias Inghe with:
Get this vile pornography out of my newsgroup!!! =
Then while you fry, group got over spam posting.

eq.3rd - Graham Perkins with:
Please add me to your mailing list. =
Mail an idiot. Steal my gold rupees.

Larry Brash with:
I dare you to check this out. =
Take your shit out, Chico-de!

Larry Brash with:
Visit The Official Homepage Of OutsideTheLines =
I give helpful medications to this oaf. Fee? His toe!

Richard Brodie with:
Instructional Materials Depot =
It's not a rotten, a lurid scam pile.

Richard Brodie with:
Instructional Materials Depot =
I'd tolerate instructional spam.

Richard Brodie with:
Instructional Materials Depot =
Courts nail toilet-trained spam.

Richard Brodie with:
Instructional Materials Depot =
Cordial spam? Let's not urinate it.

Fabulana with:
Bob's Myth =
Thy Bombs.

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Make five dollars into thousands; it's easy!! =
Ernesto advises: outlandish falsity amok!

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Get Your Unsecured Credit Card Now! Bad Credit, OK! =
Bored? Go and cut your dick, weird cunt desecrater!

Graham Perkins with:
Is ok with the post office or is it mail fraud? =
How this spam flies! I trick idiot out of fare.


THE LONG CATEGORY

1st - Larry Brash with:
"A picture had better be worth a thousand words - it takes up more disk space." =
Did Shakespeare author this absurd utterance? Top-rated post, Mick. We bow.

 

2nd - Mattias Inghe with:
There was a teenager named Donna,
Who never said, "No, I don't wanna."
Two days out of three,
She would shoot LSD,
And on weekends she smoked marijuana.
=
She was hot on a man-in-van loser.
God, when Jim take a weekend to use her.
So stoned are the two,
and nerdy dead so,
Donna would find a swan to amuse her.

 

3rd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"Do you wanna learn foreign languages (Greek, Latin, Tamil, Chinese...)" =
Whee! I like to learn fancy Australian slang & genuine, good German.

 

Richard Brodie with:
Hymnal parts scored for the half-step chromatic scale =
Holy theocratic sharps and flats reflect poem's charm.

 

Mattias Inghe with:
This Be the Verse, by Philip Larkin

 

Mattias Inghe with:
Possessed by the devil of doom,
He made love to a ghost in a tomb:
He did it, they say,
In the regular way -
Under the sheets, I presume.
=
So whatever the goblins say,
uh, they did it again today.
Sod messed up in sheet,
hides love for her heat:
Meet me, so duel, tomb-prey!

 


THE PEOPLE'S NAMES CATEGORY

1st - William Tunstall-Pedoe with:
William Clinton, The US President =
Sin? Lies? Little downturn? Impeach!

2nd - David Byron with:
Miss America Nicole Johnson =
I join as comeliness monarch.

eq.3rd - Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Maurits Cornelius Escher =
Thus I can see mirror's clue.

eq.3rd - Mick Tully with:
Miss Dolly Parton =
Rosy old implants.

Larry Brash with:
Mister Jason Haines =
This is moan an' jeers.

Jon Gearhart with:
My name is Jonathan James Gearhart =
May nominate J.J.'s anagram set. He har.

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Pamela Anderson =
Man ends a parole.

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
David Kendall, an idiot savant =
Valid... and knotted as a invalid?

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Mister Ed =
It's merde!

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Patricio Aylwin =
Wary politician.

Keith Lehman with:
Randy Oppenheimer =
I ponder hymen. Rape!

Mick Tully with:
Dennis Potter =
Pen notes dirt.

Mick Tully with:
Charles Dickens =
Darkness. Cliche?


THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY

1st - Meyran Kraus with:
A Chevrolet =
Love the car!

2nd - Tom Myers with:
Royal Opera House to close =
See poorhouse; loyal actor.

eq.3rd - Novastar with:
Sky Television =
Isn't evil....... OK, yes!

eq.3rd - Mick Tully with:
Cyprus Airways =
Spy wary Icarus.

Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Sacramento =
On CA stream.

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
International Union Of Bricklayers And Allied Craftsmen =
I, Mick Tully collaborated in... er... dissonant fanfare, near inn.

David James Polewka with:
Washington, District of Columbia =
Dumb, nitwit scholars goof in Act I.


THE ANAGRAM SET CATEGORY

1st - Mick Tully with:
The Presidential Video =
A vile, red-hot penis diet.
He stained it? Lie proved.
Evildoer in it? He's taped.
Do entire tape? He's livid.

2nd - Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Maurits Cornelius Escher =
His creations recurse, Lum.
Me concur -- he is surrealist.
Art? O, sure! His men circle us!
Usual technic -- see mirrors.
Thus I can see mirror's clue.
Recursion march uses tile.

eq.3rd - Richard Brodie with:
Weight Reduction =
Get chow. Ruin diet.
Doc, we inherit gut!
Go diet, wince, hurt.
Cue: Diet right now.
Diet cue: Grow thin.
Ee! I cut down girth.

eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
Oktoberfest is here =
Shit to reek of beers.
I took freshest beer.

eq.3rd - Jeff Roy with:
Representative Dan Burton =
Never rant about President.
Abstain, runt! Perverted one!
Rant about President? Nerve!
Events re-brand reputation.

Larry Brash with:
Viagra The Impotency Drug =
Hump virgo intacta? Greedy!
Gyp? I'd have gut reaction, Mr.
Prove turgid, aching, matey!
Grey vamp! Turgid action, eh?
Turgid! Erect! My vagina hop!

Larry Brash with:
Gender Dysphoria =
Her day! Penis go, Dr!
Yep, hordes in drag.
Her spidery gonad.
I'd prey her gonads.
Heey! Rip gonads, Dr!

Larry Brash with:
Trans-sexuality =
alt.stray.unisex
A sly unisex tart.
I lust an ex-satyr.

Larry Brash with:
Constipation =
Scant poo in it.
Sit? Can't poo in.
A poo instinct.
Posit into can.
No action? Pits!

Larry Brash with:
Beauty Contests =
A "yes" to best cunt.
One ecstasy butt.
Bust contest? Aye.
Cunt? Testes! A boy!

Richard Brodie with:
Diarrhea =
Heard air.
Hid a rear.

Richard Brodie with:
Weight Loss =
Go with less.
Oh, less? Twig!
We? So slight.

Johnnie Burning Elk with:
PostAgent Get Noticed on Usenet Group =
Coitus on net? Engage dog or pup -- test net.
Go get potted; insert gun up nose at once!
Toss egg at indecent opportune tongue.

Jon Gearhart with:
My name is Jonathan James Gearhart =
Anagram jester Jon has many time ha.
J., star anagrammy nominee? Ha Ha, jest!
May nominate J.J.'s anagram set. He har.
A-Ahem, No anagram system in earth --J.J.

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Constipation =
Inaction pots.
Panic onto sit.
Inaction spot.
Anoints topic.
Tonic to pains.
Stoic into pan.
I cannot posit.

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Trans-sexuality =
Altruist: any sex.
I, trusty anal sex.
Lusty ex-artisan.
Anal sex suit! Try!
Its sexy natural.
's nature's laxity.
NY sexual traits.
Ritual nasty sex.
Tissue at larynx.
Ain't a sultry sex.
NY sexual artist.
Altars' sex unity.

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
David Kendall, an idiot savant =
Deviant saint AND valid lad? OK?
Vandal saint? Divalent kid ado?
Valid AND invalid? Net data's OK?
Noted invalid sank valid data.
Vandal lad staked divination.
Deviant lad & kind o' valid Satan?
Valid... and knotted as a invalid?
Vandal lad at divination desk.
Divalent kid do a vandal saint?

Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"A critical lapse in judgement" =
President cum in a glacial jet.
Ejaculate ringed implicants.
Siren ejaculated clamping it.
Litigant siren place "deja" cum.
President unjam galactic lie.
I'm declining ejaculates' trap.
Ejaculate indirect sampling.
Ejaculated implicants reign.
Cum capitalist engender jail.
Acclimated nuptials jeering.

Mattias Inghe with:
The Spice Girls =
It's girl speech!
Pigs' clits here!
Itches? Rip legs!

Mattias Inghe with:
Steve Silberberg =
Be best: Serve girl.
Best ever lesb-rig.

Earle Jones with:
United Airlines =
Unreal inside it.
I turned in aisle.
Urinals -- I need it!
Sideline air nut.

Meyran Kraus with:
The Final Episode =
Seinfeld? Oh, I tape!
False hope? I end it.
I to end life phase.
Elaine? Dope Shift.
Need a pile of this!

Roland Reagan with:
Pace D&D: The Southern Campaign =
Uphea demanding chest captor.
Uphea: Past god and rich cement.
Patch tranced men: "Uphea is God."
Patch cement. "Darn, Uphea is God!"
Grand champion detects Uphea.
Chasing Uphea... Damn! Protected!
Stop Uphea! Charming, decadent.
Up-and-coming heated chapters!

Mick Tully with:
The European Commission =
Ahem! Impose on countries.
I'm the poisonous menacer.
E.M.U. semantic? Oh, poisoner.
In some E.M.U. co-op? Hi, Santer!
Hi! I'm Santer. Coup someone?

Mick Tully with:
Miss Dolly Parton =
Rosy old implants.
My points? Dollars!
Implants? Oy! Lord's!
Doll's pair? My, tons!!!
Doll tips? Masonry!
And my torso spill?

Mick Tully with:
Viagra Impotency drug =
A gay providing rectum?
My God! Vicar up - in great.

Mick Tully with:
Royal Opera House to close =
Coo! See oral playhouse rot!
You're too hoarse. Collapse.
Coo! Oral hero sees out play.
To see our collapse - hooray!
Aha! Too poorly - see closure.

Mick Tully with:
Portland JuanTerena Lindsey =
Prurient lad enjoys anal dent.
Lad enjoys anal? Interrupt end!
Plunder and enjoy alien tarts.
Enjoy triple-anal, understand?


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