Anagrammy Awards > Nomination Archives > 1999
1st - Art Day with:
Gin and Vermouth =
Hung over, damn it!
2nd - Earle Jones with:
Compulsive anagrammer =
Man's opium - a clever 'gram.
3rd - Wayne Baisley with:
It ain't so, Joe. =
It is too, Jane.
Wayne Baisley with:
Are you sleeping, brother John? =
You reprehensible Trojan hog!
Wayne Baisley with:
I am not a crook =
OK, I'm a cartoon.
Larry Brash with:
No need to apologise =
Please note: I do go on!
Larry Brash with:
Chicken Vindaloo =
Cool, iced vin, Khan!
Larry Brash with:
The Four Standard Spices =
Pinch adds taste, for sure.
Larry Brash with:
I think therefore I am =
I fear to think I'm here.
Katrina Crowell with:
Heavens =
Seven? Ha!
Katrina Crowell with:
Stage fright =
First, the gag.
Katrina Crowell with:
Utopian =
Pain out.
Jon Gearhart with:
Hairdresser =
Shears, drier.
Kevin Hale with:
Firemaster =
Me - Fire Star!
Kevin Hale with:
Insurance Broker =
Is a burn reckoner?
Earle Jones with:
Damn Yankee =
Naked meany.
Earle Jones with:
Doctorate in Philosophy =
Phony idiot poet scholar.
Meyran Kraus with:
Sleeping Partner =
Resting plan-peer.
Meyran Kraus with:
To lash out =
Shout a lot.
Meyran Kraus with:
Car Insurance =
Races can ruin.
Meyran Kraus with:
Traffic is heavy =
I have... fifty cars.
Meyran Kraus with:
Megalomaniac =
A claim: Ego-man.
Meyran Kraus with:
A Drum of Gasoline =
Fuel? I go mad! Arson!
Meyran Kraus with:
A Vinyl Record =
One rivalry: CD.
Meyran Kraus with:
Necropolis =
RIP? Console.
Meyran Kraus with:
Self-Righteous =
Ego (if ruthless).
Meyran Kraus with:
My ideal time? =
Immediately!
Meyran Kraus with:
Lunatic Asylum =
May I call U nuts?
Meyran Kraus with:
Hypochondriac =
Cry: "OHH! Pain, doc!"
Meyran Kraus with:
Losing Weight? =
Go light, swine!
Meyran Kraus with:
No Sugar? =
Nag: "Sour!"
Paul Lusch with:
Inclement weather =
Recent hail - men wet.
Paul Lusch with:
Master's Degree =
Semester Grade.
Janet Muggeridge with:
The right chemistry =
The germs cry, "Hit! Hit!"
Janet Muggeridge with:
Vintage Champagne =
Gave men a nightcap.
Janet Muggeridge with:
Please drive carefully through the village =
Crash right after you leave edge. I'll help, luv.
Janet Muggeridge with:
Aromatherapy =
A temporary "ah!!!!!"
Tom Myers with:
Electric shock therapy =
The Reality Check Corps.
Tom Myers with:
Choking victim =
Vomiting chick.
Tom Myers with:
Television commercial =
Coercive: tame millions.
Tom Myers with:
I've lost my mind =
My inmost devil.
Tom Myers with:
Cure for a hangover =
Reach over for a gun.
Rodley with:
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. =
Urgent: unsatisfactory! I'd rectify - TODAY!
Mick Tully with:
Palaeontologist =
O, I at long-lost ape?
Mick Tully with:
Steeplejack =
Jee!..... 'eck!..... SPLAT!
Mick Tully with:
Nuclear fusion =
Unions? Careful!
Mick Tully with:
Cellular phones =
Oh... unclear... spell.
Mick Tully with:
Vintage Champagne =
Ga-ga? Chin pavement.
Mick Tully with:
Television commercial =
Omits violence? Miracle!
Mick Tully with:
Nuclear reactor =
Run accelerator.
1st - Paul Lusch with:
I Can't Get No Satisfaction =
A fantastic song - notice it!
2nd - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca" =
Canny hero, trim gal, a Casbah pub...
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Police, Camera, Action! =
Ace Race Compilation!
Art Day with:
The China syndrome =
Theory: end in chasm.
Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Spike Jones and the City Slickers =
They dispense cocktails in jerks.
Espen with:
Soap actress =
Passe actors.
Groody with:
Silence of The Lambs =
File as semen blotch.
Groody with:
Street Fighter =
Regret The Fist!
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"Fairy tales can come true, it can happen to you
If you're young at heart
For it's hard, you will find, to be narrow of mind
If you're young at heart" =
A nice foamy tune for the youthfully geriatric set. A tenor's
old fun. Not arty - aiming a win - or your farfetched radio hype:
a rap, but wooin' you...
Mike Hahn with:
Norman Bates, Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho =
Fond mother, psychic hotel, carcass bank.
Kevin Hale with:
Widescreen Television =
I view endless erection.
Kevin Hale with:
'This Is Your Life' =
Hey! It is foul, sir.
Steve Krakowski with:
Omar Bradley's, "A General's Story" =
Orders able tyros; "Slay a German!"
Meyran Kraus with:
Rene Magritte's "The Tomb of The Wrestlers" =
Big, wet rose, no stem? Let the term: Fresh Art.
Meyran Kraus with:
Surrealist =
Art is rules!
Paul Lusch with:
Unchained Melody =
Clay... him... nude... done!
Paul Lusch with:
"Where Everybody Knows Your Name" =
Beers every day? You knew who: "Norm!"
Janet Muggeridge with:
Beware the Ides of March =
Cite where bad foes harm.
Janet Muggeridge with:
Carol Vorderman =
"Cor, raver, old man!"
Janet Muggeridge with:
Neighbours, everybody needs good neighbours. With a little understanding you can find the perfect blend. That's when good neighbours become good friends. =
Ramsay Street. Scott wed Charlene. He's freed by God. H. Bishop found - died? no! Helen died, bringing grief. Susan threw out hubby. Cute doggie. Love on, not, on. Bonding.
Tom Myers with:
The Super Bowl Game =
Gulp beer somewhat.
Roger Taylor with:
Courtney Love =
Very cool tune.
Mick Tully with:
Flower Song duet from Lakme =
Wonderful gem, folk maestro.
Mick Tully with:
'The China Syndrome' =
Oh my! Nice rads then?
Mick Tully with:
'The China Syndrome' =
Hey! Drench in atoms.
Mick Tully with:
Grundy Television =
Nervously editing.
Mick Tully with:
Ministry of Funny Walks =
Flaw in Monty's risky fun?
1st - Tom Myers with:
Bosnian War Crimes =
Serbian racism won.
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Ministry of Agriculture =
Guilty farmer is in court.
eq.3rd - Stephen Crossland with:
Dougie Walker =
I leak, drug woe.
eq.3rd - Jon Gearhart with:
Circumstantial Evidence =
Cum-stained tail 'n' crevice!
Wayne Baisley with:
Senate Republican leader Trent Lott =
Beret intern reescalated pollutant.
Wayne Baisley with:
Senate Republican leader Trent Lott =
Rub non-treated telltale Creep stain.
Daniel F. Etter with:
Michael Jordan retires from Basketball =
Nike sell Air? Fabled jammer aborts torch.
Janet Muggeridge with:
Milford Haven Port Authority =
Oil thro' vat, thro' drum, pay fine.
Tom Myers with:
No Fly Zones violated =
Soon violently fazed.
Tom Myers with:
International Olympic Committee =
Complimentary intimate nite, cool!
Tom Myers with:
Monica meets managers =
Cigars as memento, Amen.
Tom Myers with:
Kosovo status talks =
U.S. took Slavs to task.
Tom Myers with:
Mordechai gets fired =
Tired of me? Discharge.
Tom Myers with:
Jordan set on retirement =
Jam net? No, R&R! I need to rest!
Tom Myers with:
Yugoslavian Leadership =
Aha, evildoers up slaying.
Mick Tully with:
Charles and Camilla go out together in public =
A cellulite trout accompanies going bald HRH.
Mick Tully with:
State of the Union address =
Thou fate on stained dress?
1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"The brain? It's my second favorite organ" =
A ragin' hardon's my first bet. I covet one.
eq.2nd - Tom Myers with:
Vaginal secretions =
Increases at loving.
eq.2nd - Mick Tully with:
Disappointment =
'I'd tampons in, pet.'
Wayne Baisley with:
Un-Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah =
Ah, doozie pudenda!
Larry Brash with:
Ejaculatory inevitability =
Juice? I try vainly. O! A bit late!!
Larry Brash with:
Perianal haematoma =
Ram a pain at me a-hole.
Richard Brodie with:
The Californian Art of Loving =
Chilean flirt afoot, an' roving.
Art Day with:
Romantic getaway =
...or away mating, etc.
Art Day with:
Stage fright =
Fret, shit, gag.
Jon Gearhart with:
Transvestite =
Steven is tart!
Jon Gearhart with:
Alternative Lifestyle =
Anal festivity 'ere? Tell!
Jon Gearhart with:
Computer Consultant =
Lou? Cunt on PC matters.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
A gluten-free diet =
Need relief at gut.
Mattias Inghe with:
Parenthood =
The darn poo!
Earle Jones with:
Gonorrhea =
Oh! Groaner!
Meyran Kraus with:
Cesspit =
Piss etc.
Janet Muggeridge with:
It was only a lovers tiff =
Over, as not a stiff willy.
Janet Muggeridge with:
Artane Industrial School =
No, not a child's arse ritual?
Tom Myers with:
Ladies' Night =
Sin? A delight!
Tom Myers with:
Ladies' Night =
...as in delight!
Tom Myers with:
Ergonometric sex beds =
Regimen: co-ed's box, rest.
Tom Myers with:
Rapture me =
Eat me, purr.
Tom Myers with:
Guava and passion fruit =
A vagina, as fun drips out.
Tom Myers with:
Thomas Irving Myers Junior =
Jam horny virgin's moisture.
Tom Myers with:
No more Cuban cigars =
Can bore Monica's rug.
Mick Tully with:
Thickheaded =
The dickhead.
Mick Tully with:
Manchester United =
Red men? I hate cunts!
Mick Tully with:
'The Big Breakfast' =
Eight kebabs? Fart!
1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"Hello, I would like to take this chance to tell you how you can get to heaven, and live with God for all eternity." =
Know the theological novelty? Hinted how to levitate, arsehole? We all laughed, fuckin' idiot! O, runty acolyte!
2nd - Larry Brash with:
For your copy please send an email to =
Your spam is crap! Fool anyone? Delete!
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
test don't bother reading =
Do better - hoard in Test NG.
Larry Brash with:
Unbelievable, but true!! =
A revenue? But I bet: "Bull!".
Larry Brash with:
Clothes line problems in the wind? I have the solution. =
Spam hint: Do I believe the whole instructions? Hell, no!
Larry Brash with:
Federation of Inter Asian Philately =
I hate an entirely off-point serial ad.
Richard Brodie with:
Federation of Inter Asian Philately =
Oriental ripoff? Aha! Delete insanity.
Jon Gearhart with:
Every area of our site is free for the public, however donations are appreciated. =
"We live to rip off cash." Free use? I say 'deceptive peter-head art'. Our boo nearin' roar.
Meyran Kraus with:
bstaab1 tampabay.rr.com =
Spam-rat? Combat by a bar!
Janet Muggeridge with:
Webhosting for free =
Gee, brown shit offer.
Janet Muggeridge with:
PLUS A FREE EMAIL! =
REFUEL A SPAM LIE!
Tom Myers with:
Free SexWebcam Pictures all 4h =
Crap flew 4 miles. Execute, Brash!
Mick Tully with:
Sadie shows her shaved cunt =
Eve sheds suds. Watch, no hair!
William Tunstall-Pedoe with:
Lolita Password =
Loads low rapist.
1st - Richard Brodie with:
A Scout is: Trustworthy, Loyal, Helpful, Friendly, Courteous, Kind, Obedient, Cheerful, Thrifty, Brave, Clean, and Reverent. =
Lie! The boy of terror: Rotten, False, Berserk, Truculent, Rude, Uncivil, Elfish, Nasty, Cheap, Cowardly, Filthy, and Undevout.
2nd - Larry Brash with:
Awardsmaster's Choice Award for Best Anagrammatist of the Year =
We fete Richard A. Brodie, as cast as a most worthy, fast anagrammer.
3rd - Rodley with:
"Pop! Goes The Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games" =
High wattage morphs comatose rodent. A perverse game!
Larry Brash with:
"I just wanted to let you all know that i have a new website
and it is full of misc stuff i would like you all to take a look
and then let me know what you think.... if you have any ideas
please e-mail them to me." =
O! I think you should just stick these ads up thy ass immediately,
anal-flame toke, enema kook. You will find that you will have
no fun without email and a web view, total twit, teen loon, weak
flea, fat eel.
Richard Brodie with:
Let thine eyes look right on, and let thine eyelids look straight before thee. =
See the shiny goal? Seek in a bee-line. Don't look tiredly to the right or the left.
Jon Gearhart with:
Additional Information
Packard Bell Sound Card Utilities Version 1.03
This file contains additional information and changes about the
various software that was not available at printing time.
--- End of File ---
=
Subtractional Disinformation
Aid? This?!? A fucking waste of valuable space. I did delete this
no-content file. It is an irritating variant of spam.
Forward mail to: aha_noooo_nad u_a_stillborn_invalid.net
--- The End ---
Janet Muggeridge with:
Usually handmade but I got these using my Scrabble set =
Should buy Anagram Genius, it'd clue the best, belt my ass!
Tom Myers with:
As a trained shrink, does Larry know anything about us from what we choose to anagram? =
Sigmund Freud: "Note on Myers: Aha, this is a nasty banal wacko. What an ego at work. Horror!"
1st - Wayne Baisley with:
Chairman Mao =
I am on a march.
2nd - Janet Muggeridge with:
Charles and Camilla =
Hell, a rascal - Di 'n' Cam.
eq.3rd - Tom Myers with:
US President William Jefferson Clinton =
Fondle up, fellatio, screw. Jism in interns.
eq.3rd - Richard Peers with:
Sophie Rhys-Jones =
His joy - she's prone!
eq.3rd - Roger Taylor with:
Courtney Love =
Clever? Not you.
eq.3rd - William Tunstall-Pedoe with:
Archimedes Plutonium =
Humdrum. i.e. I clean pots.
Larry Brash with:
Mike Hahn, Cape Town, South Africa =
What a champion fucker. So ain't he?
Larry Brash with:
Archimedes Plutonium =
Hum.... email up doctrines.
Larry Brash with:
Pam Ayres =
"My arse, Pa!"
Stephen Crossland with:
Jonathan Aitken =
Taken a joint? Nah!
Stephen Crossland with:
Sophie Rhys-Jones =
Her joy, he's on piss!!
folkie Downunder with:
James Douglas Morrison =
Glorious major madness.
Jon Gearhart with:
Jon Gearhart =
Jargon art, eh?
Earle Jones with:
Earle Douglas Jones =
O, Jesus, lad! Large one!
Meyran Kraus with:
Rene Magritte =
Entire art gem.
Meyran Kraus with:
Amerigo Vespucci =
Micro-epic gave US.
Paul Lusch with:
Werner Manuel Oving =
Warm 'n' genuine lover.
MacSoylent with:
Archimedes Plutonium =
I pound his male rectum.
Tom Myers with:
Thomas Myers Junior =
I'm humor's star, enjoy.
Tom Myers with:
Claire Myers =
Slimy Career.
Tom Myers with:
Chairman Alan Greenspan =
He's planner, I can anagram.
Tom Myers with:
Thomas Irving Myers =
O! Envy his trim 'grams.
Tom Myers with:
The Grim Reaper =
Prime gatherer.
Richard Peers with:
Janet Muggeridge =
Judge great minge!
Mick Tully with:
Fidel Castro Cuban President =
USA can rid decrepit left snob?
Mick Tully with:
Pam Ayres =
Spy era, Ma?
Mick Tully with:
Kaylan Wright =
What Yank girl?
Mick Tully with:
Deedee Horton =
Needed root eh?
Mick Tully with:
Norbert Dentressangle =
Stobart? Green 'n' slender!
Mick Tully with:
Sophie Rhys-Jones =
Joins shy poser eh?
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Minced Lamb Veg Hotpot =
Belch, vomit and get mop.
eq.2nd - Wayne Baisley with:
The monkeys write... =
The New York Times.
eq.2nd - Johnnie Burning Elk with:
Bombay Sapphire Gin =
I may be hopping bars!
Larry Brash with:
Hyper Text Markup Language =
Ah! Gulp! Extra murky Net page.
Daniel F. Etter with:
Supreme Court =
Corrupt? Sue 'em!
Earle Jones with:
Denver, Colorado =
Old rodeo cavern.
Paul Lusch with:
Burger King restaurant =
Garbage stink nurturer.
Janet Muggeridge with:
Sea Empress =
Reap messes.
Janet Muggeridge with:
Battle of Actium =
Aim aft, butt Cleo.
Tom Myers with:
The Speedo swimwear =
Hi! Empowered wet ass.
Tom Myers with:
Oscar Mayer Weiners =
Yes, cow rear remains.
Mick Tully with:
Morgan Chase Consulting =
Shag mongrel in accounts.
Mick Tully with:
Cosmopolitan =
O, cool man tips!
Mick Tully with:
Lea and Perrins =
Innard pleaser.
1st - Ernesto Guiraldes with:
Humphrey Bogart in "Casablanca" =
Canny hero, trim gal, a Casbah pub...
An oriental bar; much Casbah gyp.
Play at bar, Sam! Burn aching echo!
Bergman & chap in thy casual bar. O!
Ambush, by hangar, entail cop car.
Bergman & raincoat chap. Ay, blush!
2nd - Richard Brodie with:
When thou goest, thy steps shall not be straitened, and when thou runnest, thou shalt not stumble. =
Plan on steel sinews, but strong as hell, that when thou rusheth, thou needst not stub thy damn toe.
Shalt not thy sinews be most strong? When thou hasteneth, all abustle, thou needst not end up hurt.
3rd - Janet Muggeridge with:
A recipe for spaghetti bolognese =
Beef grot or pig loin, cheese, pasta.
Cheaper beef sirloin, potato, eggs.
I grate pool of cheese, spit banger.
Pleb chef agog at rotisserie? Nope!
O, I blanch tiger pee pesto for ages.
e.g. heat casserole, bite frog, pop in.
Wayne Baisley with:
Agricultural Development and Advisory Service =
Crave valor, Dr. Livingston? Acutely dead, I presume.
Cultural vegans did medieval cryopreservation.
Guacamole deprivation, class-envy divert'd ruler.
Wayne Baisley with:
Senate Republican leader Trent Lott =
All about "Elect Reentrant President".
Brainteaser: Lout repented? Can't tell.
Celebrate prudent "no interest at all."
Enterpriser not at all undetectable.
Intellectuals, penetrator bantered.
Unclean reinterpreted, lost a battle.
Richard Brodie with:
Archimedes Plutonium =
Out, impure Mensa child!
Demonic mailer, shut up!
Katrina Crowell with:
Romance novels =
Lame covers, non?
Slave-men croon.
Scream love? Non.
Man's never cool.
Crave melons, no?
Lovers came, non?
Score: man 'n' love!
Daniel F. Etter with:
Political prisoner =
No trials - police rip.
Isolation, crippler.
Principle isolator.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"Dunbartonshire, England" =
Rude! Not an English brand!
A darn honest blundering.
An ignorant shed blunder.
Ernesto Guiraldes with:
"The brain? It's my second favorite organ" =
A ragin' hardon's my first bet. I covet one.
My first: a ragin' hardon! (Obscene! Veto it!)
I vote once: a ragin' hardon's my first bet.
Kevin Hale with:
Travelling Salesman =
Learnt vaginas smell!
Smaller vaginal nest.
Small, senile vagrant.
Altering a van's smell.
Sells mat in large van.
Van-selling male star.
A staler-smelling van.
Kevin Hale with:
Ready, Steady, Cook =
Stay dead cookery!
Try easy dodo cake.
Dyads eat cookery.
Cookery - Add yeast.
Yeasty or odd cake.
Kevin Hale with:
Gynaecologist =
Clit - A soggy one!
Agog on clit? - Yes!
'E's gay - Clit no-go!
Paul Lusch with:
Piano lessons =
Plan noises so.
So painless? No.
Paul Lusch with:
Cable television =
Bestial violence.
Noticeable evils.
Paul Lusch with:
Burger King restaurant =
Grrr! Bitter nausea gunk.
Return its gunk barrage.
Greasier gunk, burnt tar.
Garbage stink nurturer.
Janet Muggeridge with:
Annual General Meeting =
Gargantuan linen melee.
Learn eminent language.
Manage lenient granule.
Genuine maternal angle.
Neural gentlemen again.
Elegant meringue annal.
Engage neutral lineman.
Glean inelegant manure.
Alien men glean EU grant.
Elemental urine, nag, nag.
Tom Myers with:
Thomas Irving Myers =
O! Envy his trim 'grams.
So envy his trim 'gram.
Stir envy, orgasm him!
Marrying, she vomits.
Masters virgin. Oh my!
Mat more shy virgins.
My mast - virgin's hero.
Try some virgin hams.
My! Ram those virgins.
My! Reams hot virgins.
Ream shy virgin most.
Hey! Tom rams virgins.
Hmm, easy virgin sort.
Shimmery gravitons!
Visigoth's merryman.
Mick Tully with:
Neighbours =
Sobering, uh?
Binge hours.
Boring hues.
Us? Boring eh?
Mick Tully with:
Ministry of Agriculture =
Sure ugly, if I'm in tractor.
Fury! EU limiting carrots?
Got city rule? I ruin farms.
Mick Tully with:
The Christian Brothers =
Ah, this RC hitter's boner.
Thin birch art - he sorest.
Bash rotten - Irish retch.
A cross Brethren: Hit, hit!
He is rotten trash? Birch.
Thin birch - hotter arses.
Mick Tully with:
Cuban President Fidel Castro =
USA can rid decrepit left snob?
Red snob flaunts: "CIA? decrepit!"
'Left' beard discontinues crap?
Screen daft red publications.
If cap on, in crude battledress.
Persecutor blinded fanatics?
Scruples to infect brain-dead?
Friends boast: cruel. pedantic.
Dictator spur? Finances bleed.
Mick Tully with:
The Californian Art of Loving =
Virginal? Coo! Not after half in!
"Flinch! Ten-foot organ!"... Iva: "Liar!"
Light or conventional affair?
1st - Richard Brodie with:
Hail Mary, full of grace, the Lord is with thee; blessed art thou
among women, and blessed be the fruit of thy womb, Jesus. Holy
Mary, mother of God, pray for us sinners, now and at the hour
of our death. Amen.
=
Numerous Rosary's: by them we let earth fondly honor a noble,
beautiful matriarch, wife of Joseph, and daughter of Israel, by
whom and through whom the goodness of the Master is fully demonstrated.
=
The Holy Mom would be horrified at this folly. What a bad and
enormous waste of human energy. When men repeat formula to honor
Christ, God refuses. Beads debase. Just thoroughly transform thy
life!
2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Alanis
Morissette: Thank You
3rd - Mathijs Panhuijsen with:
Shall I
compare thee to a summer's day?