APRIL, 2007 NOMINATIONS

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THE GENERAL CATEGORY

1st - Rosie Perera with:
College graduation ceremony =
Local guy, art degree, no income.

2nd - Tom Myers with:
Medical Examiners ~
excel amid remains.

3rd - Rick Rothstein with:
'Drama queen' =
A damn queer!

Richard Grantham with:
The pyromaniacs =
Match-prone, I say.

Tony Crafter with:
Emotional scars =
A romance is lost.

Tony Crafter with:
A same-sex relationship ~
emphasises relaxation.

Rick Rothstein with:
A nursing home's ~
inhumane, gross.

Tom Myers with:
A test of courage =
Face a stout ogre.

Adie Pena with:
The cross-dresser =
Corset? Dress? Hers!

Christopher Sturdy with:
Corporate glass ceilings =
Girl is sore - can't go places!

Neil Ramsay with:
The Central Processing Unit ~
tunes electrons in a PC right?

View with:
The arhythmias =
Hah, it's my heart!

David Bourke with:
'Spin-the-bottle' parties =
Lips open...that IS better!

Adie Pena with:
A parrot newly clacks ~
"Polly wants a cracker!"

Ellie Dent with:
Idle man ~
made nil.

Ellie Dent with:
The women's place =
Home swept clean.

Adie Pena with:
Bourgeoisie =
I sure boogie!

Tom Myers with:
Kissing a frog =
Gross if a King?

Neil Ramsay with:
Software pricing =
Screwing a profit.

Adie Pena with:
Cabin gasses irk? ~
Air-sickness bag!

Adie Pena with:
Unrecycling =
Crying uncle.

Tony Crafter with:
Rehab centres ~
screen breath.

Adie Pena with:
Scrawl D-O-Z-E-S or U-N-Z-I-P ~
in a crossword puzzle.

Rosie Perera with:
Female hormones =
No males for me, eh?

Rosie Perera with:
The cave paintings at Lascaux ~
explain a savage's hunt tactic.

Tom Myers with:
The open source movement =
Note: even home computers.

Rosie Perera with:
The personal chef ~
can help free host.

Rosie Perera with:
The personal chef =
Not cheap herself.

Rosie Perera with:
Noah and the ark in the flood of Genesis =
God sent rain and shook life of heathen.

Andrew Brehaut with:
A weather prediction =
Heat? Wet? Raindrop? Ice?

Andrew Brehaut with:
Cowboys and Indians ~
is sad. Nobody can win.

Rosie Perera with:
The software piracy =
Profit cheaters' way.

mod with:
The modern Indian cooking classes =
Onions, chicken meats, oil, and dregs.

Rick Rothstein with:
The process of Beatification =
Step for choice of a saint, I bet.

Tom Myers with:
Feeding the homeless =
Done! High self-esteem.

Rick Rothstein with:
The process of Beatification ~
offers choice tip to be a saint.

Rosie Perera with:
The travel vaccinations =
That tonic can save liver.

Christopher Sturdy with:
Testicular cancer =
R. Castle can cure it

Christopher Sturdy with:
A five and a quarter inch diskette =
Ah! Antique drive artefact in desk.

Rosie Perera with:
Pianofortes =
O, for a spinet!

Rosie Perera with:
Christ the Lord is risen today! Hallelujah! =
Joy! Death & hell can't hold this sir. (Is a ruler!)

Tom Myers with:
A talent scout =
Total nut case.

Rick Rothstein with:
Terrible half-demons in ~
hellfire and brimstone.

David Bourke with:
Discard ~
ID cards.

Adie Pena with:
Twee's ~
sweet.

Andrew Brehaut with:
No crimson lava noted ~
in dormant volcanoes.

Neil Ramsay with:
Snooker table =
Broke on slate.

Neil Ramsay with:
So, let's break on ~
snooker tables.

View with:
The consonant =
[A]? No, no! [H], [N], [S], [T], etc.

Rosie Perera with:
A sedentary lifestyle? =
Stay fit else early end!

Larry Brash with:
A liquid crystal display screen =
Yield's clear and quality's crisp.

Andrew Brehaut with:
Reggae musician =
I secure a gig, man!

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Turing machine =
A numeric thing.

Rosie Perera with:
"Got any spare change to lend me, sirs?" =
A soggy pan handler's street income.

Neil Ramsay with:
Sweet lovers =
Twelve roses.

Tony Crafter with:
The vicar sermonises ~
"So I serve Christ. Amen!"

Rick Rothstein with:
The publicity seeker? Alas, ~
a star likes the public eye.

Meyran Kraus with:
Small penis? =
I'll pass, men!

David Bourke with:
Labour party finances =
Tony Blair spun a farce!

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Presidential hopeful ~
needs full hot-air pipe!

Meyran Kraus with:
The operating theatre =
Patient got heart here.

Tom Myers with:
indiscretions =
Consider it sin

Meyran Kraus with:
The sense of self-importance =
Man feels he is perfect... Not so!

Tom Myers with:
Reluctant bride =
Cruel and bitter

Tom Myers with:
Large hedonist pig ~
groping the ladies

Ellie Dent with:
S.Morse =
Erm...SOS?


THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY

1st - View with:
Rossini's "The Barber of Seville =
Irresistible shaver of nobles.

2nd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End =
Debonair Sparrow fancied the battles.

3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
Silence is golden in ~
Celine Dion singles.

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Bleak House by Charles Dickens =
I'd shake Chancery blokes' blues!

Adie Pena with:
"Jesus Christ Superstar," ~
He rises; "Cats," just purrs.

Adie Pena with:
Love causes arguments, puts ~
Capulets versus Montagues.

Tony Crafter with:
The Tale of Peter Rabbit', a children's story book =
(H).B. Potter neatly creates bob-tail hero for kids.

Adrian Hickford with:
Beatrix Potter's best? =
So, Peter Rabbit's text!

Wayne Baisley with:
Mr. Bean's Holiday ~
shone admirably.

Adie Pena with:
Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones ~
snorted coke, sir. (Still high on father.)

View with:
Abstraction =
Bacon, artist.

Rosie Perera with:
Disney Fairy Tale Weddings =
Gay lady friends wed in site.

Rosie Perera with:
The Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra =
I'll hear "The Ninth" or more crisp Bach.

View with:
Hard-core porn cites on the Web=
Bad whore tops nice erect horn.

Tom Myers with:
The Film Noir Genre =
Hero 'n' fine girl met.

Tom Myers with:
Action Film Genre =
Magnificent Role.

Tom Myers with:
The Horror Film Genre =
Grim role for her then.

Tom Myers with:
The Science Fiction Genre =
Chief Engineer Scott cine.

Rick Rothstein with:
The Film Noir Genre... ~
grim felon in there.

Andrew Brehaut with:
Robin Hood's Friar tests wine ~
in Britain's Sherwood Forest.

Rick Rothstein with:
Robin Hood is first-rate news ~
in Britain's Sherwood Forest.

Neil Ramsay with:
Ra, the Sun-God =
Heats ground.

David Bourke with:
The actress Keira Knightley =
The key's "her tits are lacking!"

Chris with:
The Spy Who Loved Me =
Wholesome, hyped TV.

Chris with:
Everybody Hates Chris =
Thereby has discovery.

Andrew Brehaut with:
The star drinks one ~
"shaken, not stirred".


THE TOPICAL CATEGORY

1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Students' Massacre at Virginia Tech =
This sad, tragic event stuns America.

2nd - David Bourke with:
The Labour Party's leadership election =
Replace Tony Blair, the stupid arsehole!

3rd - Adie Pena with:
Q: Is Osama bin Laden really still alive? ~
A: Evil Al-Qaedan boss is terminally ill.

Tony Crafter with:
Is witless Prince Harry getting too unmanageable? =
Graceless ginger Eton twit's a royal pain in the bum!

Rosie Perera with:
Poor cat felled? =
Recall pet food!

Neil Ramsay with:
Emancipated sailors ~
to escape dismal Iran

mod with:
The cruise ship "Sea Diamond" =
Our Captain missed... he hides.

Adie Pena with:
The Easter Bunny is going ~
to bury nine eggs in haste.

Rosie Perera with:
The Easter candy ~
threatens decay.

Adie Pena with:
The Resurrection =
Re: One true Christ.

Tony Crafter with:
Britannia rules the waves =
What? Naive! Iran rules best!

Rosie Perera with:
Britannia rules the waves =
But wait! Iran enslaves her.

Dan Fortier with:
Golfer Elsie McLean, a hundred-and-two years old =
Wonder lass dug, made really deft arc , hole in one!

David Bourke with:
Leading Seaman Faye Turney is to sell her story =
It is real greedy...only after The Sun's money, alas.

View with:
Bush administration ~
is brutish damnation.

Adie Pena with:
Radio host Don Imus ~
is a sordid mouth, no?

Rosie Perera with:
Cheetah beats man in race =
Near chance beast ate him.

Rosie Perera with:
Noah Peter Domasin is born =
Oh, sperm donor in absentia?

Neil Ramsay with:
Bush and Blair are to blame for ~
all the fire around Arab bombs.

Adie Pena with:
The Virginia Tech massacre =
It has carnage victims here.

Paul Pan with:
Virginia Tech ~
hit. I give NRA "C".

Neil Ramsay with:
American gun laws ~
causing new alarm.

Wayne Baisley with:
Cho Seung-Hui =
I, uh, chose gun.

David Bourke with:
The American pop singer Sheryl Crow =
"My heart-wrenching loo-paper crises!"

Christopher Sturdy with:
Dorothy Evans of Abergavenny, South Wales =
The very unloved Granny. Has a few ASBO's too.

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Boris Yeltsin's funeral =
Sober tunes finally, sir!


THE PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY

1st - Meyran Kraus with:
The former president Boris Nikolayevich Yeltsin =
Insobriety is the reason for my pickled liver, then?

2nd - View with:
Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun =
Blonde Frau had an Evil Rat.

3rd - Tony Crafter with:
Boris Nikolayevich Yeltsin =
Heavy insobriety kills icon?

Tony Crafter with:
The celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay =
Cheesy git noted for charm? Barely!

Andrew Brehaut with:
Ireland's Oscar Wilde =
I drew social slander.

Adie Pena with:
"U.S. to spend bigger here." ~
President George Bush.

Richard Grantham with:
edward estlin cummings =
Mess can muddle writing.

Rosie Perera with:
The Democratic Senator Nancy Pelosi =
Sent to Syria to clinch peace and more

Adie Pena with:
Francois Adrien Mitterrand =
Red administrator in France.

David Bourke with:
Michael Lyons ~
is melancholy.

Neil Ramsay with:
Songwriter John Lennon =
No Northern jingles now.

View with:
Actress Uma Thurman =
Human trusts camera.

David Bourke with:
William Charleston =
Lewis Carl Hamilton.

Rosie Perera with:
Catherine Elizabeth Middleton =
Hate media blitz; decline throne.

David Bourke with:
Carole Middleton =
Media-controlled.

David Bourke with:
Casey Joel Stoner =
So, let's enjoy race!

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Segolene Royal =
Elysee gal, or no?

David Bourke with:
Alec Holden =
An old leech.


THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY

1st - Tony Crafter with:
Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion =
Home of shapely-bunny sharing!

2nd - Rick Rothstein with:
The Statues of Easter Island =
I felt stone heads stare at us!

3rd - Hans-Peter Reich with:
The United States Postal Service =
Visit us to send a letter cheapest.

Adie Pena with:
V-Eight =
Veg hit!

Neil Ramsay with:
Scottish Independence =
The decent SNP decision?

Tom Myers with:
Rite of Extreme Unction =
Cue exit -- no fire, torment.

Rosie Perera with:
Campbell's Condensed Tomato Soup =
Eat some canned blood clumps? Stop!

Adie Pena with:
Campbell's Condensed Tomato Soup =
Cup ... Tablespoon ... Let's add consomme!

Rosie Perera with:
The Trident Seafoods Corporation =
Operators coordinated to net fish.

Rosie Perera with:
Disney Fairy Tale Weddings? =
Gays did answer, "Definitely!"

Tom Myers with:
Classmates.com =
Lame scam costs.

Rick Rothstein with:
It's basic... a prelate's in ~
Saint Peter's Basilica.

Rosie Perera with:
Brussels, Belgium =
Less sublime grub.

Rosie Perera with:
Athens, Greece ‡
Recent ages, eh?

Adie Pena with:
Sherwood Forest Paintball =
Robin Hood's fast pellet war.

View with:
United States of America =
See an attitude of racism.

Meyran Kraus with:
The Statues of Easter Island =
Features that aliens tossed?

Rosie Perera with:
The Statues of Easter Island =
Less to see than Tut, as I fear'd.

Adie Pena with:
Shitto =
It's hot!

Rosie Perera with:
The Leica Company (Solms, Germany) ~
means, simply, camera technology.

Rosie Perera with:
YouthCare was ~
a worthy cause.

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
A stochastic process =
Crapshoots access it.

Tony Crafter with:
Anti-American =
Certain mania.

Andrew Brehaut with:
Auschwitz Concentration Camp ~
can occur with a Nazi's contempt.

Andrew Brehaut with:
The Norwegians ~
aren't wine hogs.

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
The Second Law of Thermodynamics =
My dim concern's of slow heat death.

Tom Myers with:
LASIK Eye Surgery =
Risky? Use eagerly!


THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY

1st - David Bourke with:
The Royal Australian and New Zealand College of Psychiatrists ~
help irrational nutcases and crazy fools get well. Sanity ahead!

2nd - Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
If You Were the Only Girl in the World and I Were the Only Boy =
Who will I, one lonely nerd, try to breed with if you're gay, hen?

3rd - Tom Myers with:
The Parker Brothers Deluxe Turntable Edition Scrabble Crossword Game =
Box contains wider board, has better letter holder rack, rules. Superb! Gem!

Adie Pena with:
the american poet and playwright e(dward) e(stlin) cummings =
MIND? I'M TAUGHT CAPPING LETTERS! WHY READ IN DAMN LOWER CASE?!

Tony Crafter with:
"We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) =
"A night sky can liberate awe, glamour, or the astrologer, in us destitute fellows!"

Neil Ramsay with:
Man who comes through airport turnstile sideways is going to Bangkok =
Woman who has got big prick in sore mouth looking at a dentists surgery.

Christopher Sturdy with:
The M25 orbital motorway surrounding Greater London =
Grown man turns to rat or got bored in 5 mile, 2 hour delay.

Rosie Perera with:
Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University =
A stout thirty-plus die in carnage event in its vicinity.

David Bourke with:
Stumpy the duck is born with four legs in Hampshire, England =
Double my pond gem's restaurant price? Shh!! Wishful thinking!

Chris with:
Why shouldn't America go re-elect President Clinton in Ninety-Six? =
Incipiently stun exciting rent; this whore really needs a condom!

Chris with:
You're Santa Claus. You're not supposed to make the children cry. =
Layout assurance unposed copiously; marketed trench theory.

Meyran Kraus with:
"The splendors that belong unto the Fame of earth are but a wind, that in the same direction lasts not long". (Dante)=
"Cute name, Dante. Isn't that one of the all-new brands of bottled tea or something? That's a huge trend!" (Paris Hilton)


THE ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE CATEGORY

1st - Tony Crafter with:
Spring is passing by
Birds weep, and even the eyes
Of fish are tearful
=
Vestiges of Spring
Shy new life appears and ends
Her beauty is brief

2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Spring is passing by
Birds weep, and even the eyes
Of fish are tearful
=
Hibernation ends.
I view flying geese pass far,
Sped by fresh pasture.

Eq.3rd - Adie Pena with:
Spring is passing by
Birds weep, and even the eyes
Of fish are tearful
=
Bereaving suffers
Easy, death spawns life, brings hope,
Serendipity.

Eq.3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Spring is passing by
Birds weep, and even the eyes
Of fish are tearful
=
Winter of big seas.
Happy if in trees

I spy green leaves and fresh buds.

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Fluffy baby hens
And eggs praise new prophet's rise
Easter is divine

Adie Pena with:
Rebuffed, a season
Dies if playwrights try, begin
Apprehensiveness.

Rosie Perera with:
Spring hits, yet alas,
grief. Depressives suffer pain.
Need a new hobby.

Christopher Sturdy with:
Winter's a fib. Goes
If in trees I spy happy
green leaves and fresh buds.

Christopher Sturdy with:
President G Bush
shapes iffy news type, Blair. Goes
invades free Iran.

Neil Ramsay with:
The new April grass -
a pet for brief sunny days.
Bees sip, feeding hives.

Rosie Perera with:
Flower in the grass
I've ease, yet brief happiness
Faded by spring sun

Christopher Sturdy with:
April rain is fine.
Puffs ebb, yet gasping deserts
Need heavy showers

View with:
Winter is near, but
Life gasps, gasps. A privy bee
Feeds, finds her honey

Tony Crafter with:
Winter disappears
You sniff Spring's able seed. The
hay-fever begins.

Andrew Brehaut with:
See sun arriving.
The pebbly seaside offers
Happy sweating friends.

Adrian Hickford with:
Ivied winter's past,
As one, happy gardeners sigh,
Bees fly, Frisbee fun.

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons with:
Twigs budge five senses
Leafy epiphany finds
Spare Earth is reborn

Dan Fortier with:
Why fret, avians?
Feel big ripe season speeding
Past her busy friends!

Dan Fortier with:
Find life's easy by
Suppressing vain wishes; beg:
"Don't Fear the Reaper".

Ellie Dent with:
Life is speeding by
Brief, green days an' happiness,
For 'twas ever thus

Tony Crafter with:
Britney Spears has flipped
We see suffering by star
God is in Heaven

Paul Pan with:
Ag'd wise hounds arf
Peevish terriers yap 'n' bite
Beagles sniff 'n' spy

Rosie Perera with:
April speeds by fast
Spiffy anag. event's here
Neighbours desire win

Sir T. Aucscua with:
Verses rush by
Fast words, I pay speeding fines
Feeling the bare pain

Richard Grantham with:
"Syrupy!" I sneer:
"Hen sits and grieves? Badger sniffs?
What a pile of *beep*."

David Bourke with:
The fire burns honey...
Flying bees! I disappear,
As fevered wasps sting!

Meyran Kraus with:
Offenses happen -
Bye bye, Virginia's students.
We'd share April's grief.


THE LONG CATEGORY

1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
The Dash by Linda Ellis

2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
US constitution second amendment: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed

=

Indeed, but is the blatant massacre of the teenage American students killed by the loner Cho Seung-Hui's relentless weapon a fitting, legitimate price to pay for freedom or not?

3rd - Tony Crafter with:
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, his wife fell ill and passed away.

The local undertaker told the husband, "You can get her body shipped home for £12,450, or you can bury it right here for an inexpensive£367."

The man considered it for a moment and told him he'd have her sent home.

The undertaker exclaimed, "Why would you want to go and spend extra to ship your wife home? It would be so fitting to be buried in this great Holy Land and it will only cost you £367."

The man replied, "Well, a long time ago a guy died and was buried here. Three days later he was rising from the dead. Man, I just cannot take that chance!"

=

Chuck, a typical woodenhead macho man, had just married a very good-looking lady, and after the wedding he laid down the following 7 rules for her:

"I shall come home: 1. When I want. 2. If I want. 3. At what time I want. 4. I do not expect any hassle from you. 5. I expect dinner to be ready on the table unless I tell you otherwise. 6. I shall go off hunting, drinking and card-playing with my buddies when I feel the need to, and 7. Don't you dare - repeat, DARE - give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules and procedures. Any comments?"

His new wife replied, "No, that's agreeable, but just understand that I shall be having sex here at 6.30 every night ... whether you're home or not!"

James H. Young with:
St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle.
Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil.
May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly hosts, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan, and all the evil spirits, who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls.
Amen.

=

Subtle prayer scares the marbles out of small children. Why, how useful! The muddled words originated long before people began using their little brain to think with. Eternal damnation's having to madly huff out such harsh nonsense each day, seven whole hot days a week. The pope doesn't even do this fake bit.

Adie Pena with:
"Oh, come on! Who's got the wimpiest dad?"

"Know what?" Tony the first tot says, "My dad Max is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides underneath the bed!"

=

Ted the second kid says, "But again, that's nothing!"

"My dad is so scared that when my mother does night shift work, he sleeps with the white woman next door!"

Neil Ramsay with:
U.S. Constitution: Third Amendment
No Soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the Owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

=

But beware, often when one is an Iraqi resident or pure American Moslem suspected of terrorism, then Bush will condemn you (often with no trial) to die thin on that Cuban detention bay.

Neil Ramsay with:
US Constitution, Second Amendment:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed

=

Cho Seung-Hui, Loner:
He demonstrates (by the killing of teenage American students) that a great price must often be paid for idealistic entitlement to bear freely-sold weapons.



THE SPECIAL CATEGORY

1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Sonnet 144


2nd - Richard Brodie with:
Sonnet 71


3rd - Rosie Perera with:
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during an icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without noticing his error, sent the email.

Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husbandís funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a big heart attack. The widow decided to check her email, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widowís son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife
Subject: Iíve arrived

I bet youíre surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. Iíve just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then. Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!

=

Bill Gates dies and turns up forthwith at the pearly gates (no pun intended), where he is told in an interview that they don't know whether to send him up to Heaven or down to Hell. Up for his heroic role in "a PC on every desk and in every home," or down for Microsoft software, and Windows in particular.

So while the Father and Son-Redeemer are making up their conjoined minds, they send him down for a sneak preview of Hades. It's uncrowded, a carefree society. Full of wonder; delicious food; palm trees; lovely, affectionate and erotic Hawaiian girls; camaraderie to outdo all earth camaraderie; comfy chairs; fine wine; aesthetic heirloom decor; no hotheaded war; no tedium; no outdated, humdrum, "thee-thou" church; free travel; all the coffee you can consume; riotous humour; accurate news media; infinite free education; and furthermore -- majorly awesome computers! (Steve Jobs is there, too.) Wowed, Bill does not need to see any more, and he tells them he has chosen to go to hell to settle there.

Seven days later, St. Gabriel drops in to see how Gates is doing down there, and finds the man huddled in a very dark, very hot pit, submerged up to his head in very evil smelling cow manure.

"Hi, there," says Gabriel. "How is it going here?"

"Just awful," says Bill, eyeing the messenger's crucifix. "Do breathe a whiff of this! Whew! This is nothing like what you showed me!"

"What? Oh, sorry," says the angel. "That was the beta version."

Tony Crafter with:
Lady Madonna

Tony Crafter with:
(Is This The Way To) Amarillo?

Neil Ramsay with:
There once was this 'grammer called Adie,
Who's rude posts were awfully shady, ~
His grams were so lewd,
Warm, coarse and crude,
Why, they upset all of the ladies.

Neil Ramsay with:
There was this old 'grammist named Crafter,
His daft jokes would inspire our laughter. ~
His esoterical words,
Earned him forum awards.
All his humor just kept getting dafter.



THE RUDE CATEGORY

1st - Tony Crafter with:
Same-sex relationship =
I am expert in assholes!

2nd - Tom Myers with:
Visit the loo =
I love to shit!

3rd - View with:
The erection =
To entice her.

Andrew Brehaut with:
Castration surgery =
Organ's artery is cut.

Andrew Brehaut with:
I rub 'round giant mast ~
during masturbation.

Meyran Kraus with:
The homo community =
Hot come in my mouth!

Rick Rothstein with:
It's a mighty erection... ~
'tis the category I'm in.

Tom Myers with:
Breaking through the glass ceiling =
Shagging her tail...suck the bone, girl!

Dan Fortier with:
Homosexual Act =
Coax male south!

Tom Myers with:
The Obama/Clinton ticket=
Nice black man, the tit too!

Tom Myers with:
Those girls in the truck stop ~
get pricks' thrusts in the loo.

Adie Pena with:
Bestiality is ~
sty abilities.

Paul Pan with:
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz(aeeimoostuuz) =
Cute tax whore's quim loved my spunk bag of jizz.

Neil Ramsay with:
Gastroenteritis =
Trots ignite arse.

Tom Myers with:
Stepped in dog shit =
Top despised thing.

Rick Rothstein with:
Real hairy vagina's ~
a shy, virginal area.

Christopher Sturdy with:
Her panty gusset =
Great pussy, then.

David Bourke with:
The Labour Defence Secretary Des Browne =
Career debated. Now he's "Sorry". Feeble cunt!

Tony Crafter with:
Gerontophilia =
Pa on hot girlie!

Rick Rothstein with:
Vaginal stimulations =
Loving it, as it's manual.

Paul Pan with:
Masturbation =
I strum a baton.

Meyran Kraus with:
Gay cruises =
I caress guy.

Meyran Kraus with:
Gay cruises =
A cissy urge.

Larry Brash with:
Well, I'll be fucked =
Life? Luck... bed well.

Paul Pan with:
Mercy fuck =
Cry: "Fuck me!"


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