Anagrammy Awards > Nomination Archives > 2007


1st - Tony Crafter with:
A life support machine =
Can pump if I lose heart.

2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Nuclear testing facility =
Flattening a city is cruel.

3rd - Rosie Perera with:
Volunteer firefighters ~
ever forfeit their lungs.

Larry Brash with:
The Fast Food Restaurant =
Fat... horrendous taste... fat...

Rosie Perera with:
Public displays of affection =
Fat slobs play Cupid in office.

Meyran Kraus with:
Prostates =
A rest stop.

Hans-Peter Reich with:
A non-disclosure agreement =
Dealing an enormous secret?

View with:
The ebola viruses =
Those abuse liver.

Adie Pena with:
The shawarma rotisserie =
I eat warmish roasts here.

Tony Crafter with:
A course of chemotherapy treatment ~
creates atrophy of the tumor menace.

Meyran Kraus with:
Nuclear facilities =
All cities face ruin.

Andrew Brehaut with:
The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog =
My zebu flock quivers when ox trod jog-path.

Andrew Brehaut with:
Importers =
More trips.

Rosie Perera with:
The anabolic steroids ~
boost lead in this race.

Jesse Frankovich with:
The economic downturn =
How it mounted concern!

Andrew Brehaut with:
The nazi officer =
After Zion chief.

Meyran Kraus with:
An Olympic marathon =
My champion ran a lot!

Meyran Kraus with:
Releasing the hounds =
Unleash the dog's rein.

Andrew Brehaut with:
England's Prime Minister Gordon Brown =
Endorsing member in Downing St parlor?

Paul Pan with:
i'll get right on the stick =
Insight: torch little keg.

Neil Ramsay with:
Daily Mail readers are told ~
all Tory ideals are admired.

Ellie Dent with:
The rainy Paris streets ~
inspire hasty retreats?

Meyran Kraus with:
Releasing the hounds =
Unleash dogs in there.

Larry Brash with:
Cardiopulmonary resuscitation =
Your result is action or mad panic.

Rick Rothstein with:
A cardiopulmonary resuscitation =
It's a medical pursuit on a coronary.

Rick Rothstein with:
Cardiopulmonary resuscitation =
I pout, "Coronary Care Unit's dismal."

LucasJV with:
industrial =
i turn dials.

Neil Ramsay with:
The Astrologist =
Star Theologist.

Christopher Sturdy with:
Deflated =
Left dead.

Neil Ramsay with:
Agents provocateurs ~
sent as a covert group.

Jack Ford with:
Clandes-tine =
Silent dance.

Paul Pan with:
A nostalgic mood =
I act on sad gloom.

View with:
Beautiful woman =
But I am awful one!

Jack Ford with:
Eat long thin pasta pie =
Spaghetti neapolitan.

Christopher Sturdy with:
If both your parents are dead... ~
it's bad after you're orphaned.

David Bourke with:
The definition of the word 'anagram' =
I rotate a new form of a hidden thing.

Rick Rothstein with:
Practicing religious freedoms =
I claim, "Our God's reign is perfect!"

Rick Rothstein with:
Transcendental Meditation techniques =
It can test, then clear and quiet one's mind.


1st - Ellie Dent with:
Pavarotti the Legend =
That gent lived opera.

2nd - Jesse Frankovich with:
Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, and Hermione Granger =
Her grand story earned Rowling real monetary heap.

3rd - View with:
'Treasure Island' by Robert Louis Stevenson =
Unrest, troubles, banditry on overseas isle.

Adie Pena with:
"The name is Bond. James Bond." =
He-man does best in damn job!

sundogg99 with:
The prostitute with a heart of gold =
A fatigued plot; the worst hitherto.

Andrew Brehaut with:
The singer and actress Olivia Newton John =
Seen with adoring John Travolta in scenes.

Christopher Sturdy with:
John Cleese performs "The Ministry of Silly Walks" =
I enjoy sillier sketches from flawless "Mr. Python".

Tony Crafter with:
The Who's 'My Generation' =
Somehow angry-teen hit!

View with:
Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, and Hermione Granger =
A master hero, worrying partner , gal - learned hoyden.

Tony Crafter with:
A nightmare with no end in sight =
Madonna whining her hits - get it?

Rosie Perera with:
The elusive Entertainment category =
Theater, Lee acting on TV, minuets, Eyre, ...

Ellie Dent with:
"In Praise of Slowness" =
Sees proof: snails win!

David Bourke with:
The American vocalist Britney Spears =
An active trailer-trash specimen, boys!

Larry Brash with:
The Three Stooges: Curly, Moe and Larry =
Comedy or laughter, aren't they losers?

Neil Ramsay with:
The "Brat-Pack" actors =
Crackpots at the bar.

Tony Crafter with:
Indigenous Americans =
Cinema's Indian 'rogues'.

Christopher Sturdy with:
Stephen Fry's autobiography - Moab is my Washpot =
Has sharp wit's memories of gay (but not happy) boy.

Meyran Kraus with:
The classic 'Around the World in Eighty Days' =
"Oh, I would circle Earth", says this dandy gent.


1st - Ellie Dent with:
October the thirty-first: Halloween Night =
Horrible witches threaten to fly tonight!

2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Doris Lessing has won the Nobel Prize for Literature =
Top writer of best-sellers realized a shining honour.

3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
George W. Bush Administration =
Tedious war-mongering habits.

David Bourke with:
Burmese military dictatorship =
Atrocities? Murder? Simply habit.

Andrew Brehaut with:
Israelis' military strikes =
Its artilleries skim Syria.

Andrew Brehaut with:
A beaten Afghan soldier =
Feared Taliban has gone.

View with:
Roadside bombing in Baghdad =
Odd Arabs did 'big bang' in home

Andrew Brehaut with:
Corgi collectables auctioned =
A cute dog's calibre collection.

Rosie Perera with:
Misplaced 'not' in Arkansas law allows babies to marry =
A pastor may wed lass to a newborn lambkin? A crisis, all!

Rosie Perera with:
Millimeter-wave passenger imaging technology ~
is new, legal; might scan me, ogle my private region.

Christopher Sturdy with:
Britney Spears' children to move in with their father ~
while shitty mother parent recovers - find it in rehab!

David Bourke with:
The Formula One racing driver Lewis Carl Hamilton =
Red car humiliation for slow McLaren...in the gravel!

Rosie Perera with:
Affected minorities gagged in room during ~
forced drugging of immigration detainees.

Adie Pena with:
"...a nightmare with no end in sight." =
"The dream within gains nothing..."

Tony Crafter with:
'Pretend' gay priest? Ah ~
the praying pederast!

Paul Pan with:
Democratic socialism =
Idealistic macrocosm.

Neil Ramsay with:
Southern California =
Location has fire... Run!

David Bourke with:
Hamilton fails =
Stamina of Hill?

Rosie Perera with:
San Diego =
Said gone.

Rick Rothstein with:
The State of California =
A lot of fires can heat it!

Neil Ramsay with:
All San Diego City =
A singed locality.

Rick Rothstein with:
A fast fire. The location? ~
The State of California.

Meyran Kraus with:
San Diego inferno =
A fire ending soon?

Adie Pena with:
Halloween costumes =
One swell moustache?

Adie Pena with:
Alone... then howling ~
on Halloween night.

David Bourke with:
The "blackmailing the Royals" scheme =
"Gay? Coke? It'll be Charles, then!" - His mam.

Christopher Sturdy with:
Stade de France =
RSA feet danced

Adie Pena with:
Overt torture! Paranoiac entrant slain via ~
taser at Vancouver International Airport!

View with:
Southern California =
Oh, arson, lunatic fire!


1st - Tony Crafter with:
The late Diana, Princess of Wales and Dodi Al-Fayed =
Lady and a fellow's end; fated to die in a Paris chase.

2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
American General Dwight D. Eisenhower =
One leader charged the Germans in WWII.

3rd - Rosie Perera with:
The Italian physicist Galileo Galilei =
His telescope agility -- I'll hail it again!

View with:
Noriega =
I, an ogre.

Andrew Brehaut with:
The Leaders Roh Moo-hyun and Kim Jong Il =
They should join grim Korean homeland.

Tony Crafter with:
Alfred Charles Sharpton =
Flash old preacher rants.

Adie Pena with:
Starlets Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie =
Oh, stoic rich parents are still in denial.

David Bourke with:
Sir Martin Evans =
Vermin's artisan.

Mark Tracy with:
Walt Disney =
We tiny lads.

Tony Crafter with:
Cass Elliott =
Elastic? Lots!

David Bourke with:
Sir Paul and Heather Mills-McCartney =
Asymmetrical handicap? She'll return!

Ellie Dent with:
The artist Amedeo Modigliani =
It is me, a 'doodler' ... imagine that!

Rick Rothstein with:
French President Nicolas Sarkozy =
Spark 'n' zest for horny Cecilia ends.

Rosie Perera with:
President George Walker Bush ‡
Superb leader; he gets working!

Neil Ramsay with:
Chinese President Hu Jintao =
Injustice in the head person.

Neil Ramsay with:
American President, George W Bush =
Hope warnings deter Cuba's Regime.

Neil Ramsay with:
The Anagrammist Christopher Sturdy =
HSP router drama: many stitches right?


1st - Neil Ramsay with:
Great Britain's House of Lords ~
has inert, bourgeois old farts.

2nd - Larry Brash with:
The Congressional Medal of Honor =
And something for one's local hero.

3rd - Meyran Kraus with:
The NASA shuttle "Discovery" =
Study the stars on a vehicle.

Tony Crafter with:
Manchester United F.C =
Descent after Munich.

Neil Ramsay with:
Instant Messaging =
at Gates' MSN.

Adie Pena with:
Hula? Hula! I woo in ~
Honolulu, Hawaii.

View with:
Maccabi 'Elite' Tel Aviv =
Civil, active, able team.

Rosie Perera with:
Knights Templar ~
might plan treks.

Rosie Perera with:
Mohawk hair styles =
Aha! Mostly whisker.

Scott Gardner with:
The Bellagio Casino =
Also a nice big hotel.

Neil Ramsay with:
Start / All Programs / Microsoft Office =
Mr Gates profits from farcical tools.

David Bourke with:
The Lisbon Treaty ‡
To hasten liberty.

Paul Pan with:
Real Britain =

Rosie Perera with:
Sistine Chapel =
It's nice, eh, pals?

Andrew Brehaut with:
The Renault Grand Scenic Expression =
Exporters' cute car shines in England.

Zoran Radisavlevic with:
Shiptar in ~

Neil Ramsay with:
The Apple Corporation =
i-phone to prop a cartel.

Adie Pena with:
Taco Bell Fast Food Restaurant =
To cause older fan to blast fart!

Rick Rothstein with:
The Taco Bell chain of fast food restaurants =
O! Fans can't call it a "south-of-the-border" feast.


1st - Rosie Perera with:
The U.S. Commission on International Religious Freedom =
I see one God in one soul. No matter if Christian or Muslim.

2nd - Adie Pena with:
Tim, a precocious child, once asked, "Hi there, Papa! Why are all wedding dresses white?" ~
His daddy was the great wisecracker, replied, "Household appliances come in white!"

3rd - Tony Crafter with:
The Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals =
A totally free charity - they monitor violence on pets for us.

Neil Ramsay with:
More misuse of these company photocopiers may result in disciplinary action being taken
Ie. I must stop taking insane, obscene pictures of my idle arse on optical machinery in the copy room.

Rosie Perera with:
"A Manual for Writers of Term Papers, Theses, and Dissertations" (Kate L. Turabian) =
Appears as essential, for students err, earn bad marks, fail a term without it, no?

Ellie Dent with:
"Happiness is an angel with a serious face." (Amedeo Clemente Modigliani) =
I can see he is a painter who must specialise in an odd, long, female image.

View with:
Forty two thousand and one hundred ninety five meters =
Defines marathon run . Not thy event, dud - is not for weedy!

Rosie Perera with:
Al Gore wins the Nobel Peace Prize today for the work on global warming =
Renewable energy zealot, known prophet of gloom; big historical award.

Adie Pena with:
"Hula is the language of the heart and therefore the heartbeat of the Hawaiian people." (David La'amea Kalakaua) =
The 'talkative' hands of a real maiden flow to heat up the fine beau. Aaah, take glee ... a higher rapture ahead! Aloha!

Dan Fortier with:
Former prime minister Bhutto's motorcade has been attacked=
Chief tried return to Pakistan: met some car bombs, more death.

Rosie Perera with:
Architect and board game inventor Alfred Mosher Butts =
Rather, am I not documented for having started Scrabble?

Andrew Brehaut with:
Lord, give me patience and give it to me right bloody now! =
My God! Don't gripe. We don't have time to be genial or civil.

David Bourke with:
David Albert Charles Armstrong-Jones, Viscount Linley =
A charmless royal adult involved in secret snorting / B-J?

Meyran Kraus with:
Pamela Anderson weds Rick Salomon, the infamous ex-boyfriend of Paris Hilton
Fans reckon a hot, profane home-made film will be around porno sites in six days!


1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Spiraling mixture:
Math plus poetry yields the Fib.=
Mere Pi Entry

I elect
Emulating Pi...
Duplex bliss for pithy scholars!

[A double constraint: The poem's body is also a word-length Pi mnemonic, up to 12 decimal places (3.14159265358).]

2nd - Tony Crafter with:
Spiraling mixture:
Math plus poetry yields the Fib.

Of arithmetic
Yielding multi-syllabic prose

3rd - Christopher Sturdy with:
Spiraling mixture:
Math plus poetry yields the Fib.
Set thus:

I fill it.
Behold my picture's
Geometrical Expression

View with:
Let him...

Truly happiness,
Complete unity, girl. I bloom!

Adie Pena with:

This first example.
Pure poetry began. I'll smile.

Rosie Perera with:

I, Pythagoras,
proposed entire cult myself, eh?

Rosie Perera with:
He's it? Gulp!

"Math expert...
Yes sir, I'm Mister
Leonardo Fibonacci."

Adie Pena with:

G. Bush
Exclaimed to
The military
Specialty uniform people.

Neil Ramsay with:
A Sin...

Yet he's still
my prime example
of corrupt political greed.

Adrian Hickford with:
My Report.

This silly poem
Plus the Fibonacci digits.

Christopher Sturdy with:

To blaspheme
Than to excuse my
faulty principles...er, I lie.

Rosie Perera with:
I Get Life

no pity.
plus terrorism yields the lie.

Rosie Perera with:

to the
press, people,
arts community,
causing Himself perplexity.

Adie Pena with:

For people
In military
Because support still as slimy.

Andrew Brehaut with:
The pair
A triple
Clip one from my six.
Eight syllables used up? Script met!

Rosie Perera with:

hot costume;
I'm clad in pirate
garb. I see myself expire. Help!

Ellie Dent with:
numbers supplied proof.
Yet mathematics - is it Lie?

Ellie Dent with:
(except, suppose, priests)
Embrace their line in family.

Adie Pena with:
Pride is...

Mey to
Submit a
Limitless "Pi" for
His popular Challenge entry.

Paul Pan with:
Great Britain
It is hot, come I
Exotic nipples, feel my pulse!

Dan Fortier with:
Site Spirit" exploit
Implicitly, before month's up.


1st - Tony Crafter with:
Council tax evaluators want to charge us more if we live in a nice area. That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.

We have a huge council house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of fierce dogs.

Her car isn't taxed or insured, and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police do nothing.

Her bad tempered old man is famous for upsetting foreigners with his racist comments.

A local shopkeeper blames him for ordering the murder of his son and his son's girlfriend, but nothing has been proved yet.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army, but are always seen out in nightclubs.

The family's odd antics are always in the papers. They are out of control.

Honestly, who'd live near Windsor Castle?


One hot August day, Prince Charles visited Carshalton Beeches - a suburb of London - to open an organic-sausage factory. On arrival, he looked very suave rigged out in full summer naval uniform, except ... he also wore an enormous, comical fur hat!

During a supervised tour of the site, he struggled manfully in the hot confines to both converse with and offer encouragement to the employees.

Later, the factory owner thanked him for attending. Then, with a perplexed expression, he observed, "I hope you won't mind me asking Sir, but it's very warm with our generators blasting out heat, and you are wearing ... a fur hat?"

"Well, it's by royal command!" retorted the Prince. "I phoned Mummy last night and she asked what I was doing today. When I told her I was going to visit a business premises in Carshalton Beeches, she said, "Carshalton Beeches? Wear the fox hat?"

2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
"In nineteen seventy two, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit.

These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground.

Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team."


Seven years ago, a redneck republican movement was sent to Capitol Hill after a vote they didn't win fairly.

These madmen then commenced a clumsy programme of devious myth and international conflict.

Today, mocked by many, these veteran idiots can exist only to further their fortunes.

If you need a war begun or if you're momentously stupid, perhaps you can commission "The B-Team".

3rd - Andrew Brehaut with:
Osama's Inter-Cave Memo
From: Bin Laden, Osama
Sent: Monday
To: Cavemates
Subject: The Cave

Hi guys. We've all been putting in really long hours but we've really come together as a group and I love that. Big thanks to Omar for putting up the poster that says "There is no I in team" as well as the one that says "Hang In There, Baby." That cat is outrageously hilarious. However, while we are fighting a very difficult jihad, we cannot forget to take care of the cave. And frankly I have a few big concerns with that.

First of all, while it's necessary to be extremely concerned about the US Pigs murderous cruise missile, we should be even more wary about the terribly scary scorpions in the cave. Yeah, you really don't want to be stung by one of those and neither do I so we need to sweep the cave daily.

I've posted a duty sign up poster near the main cave opening.

Second, it's not often I make a damn television address but when I do,


I'm trying to scare the most powerful, mean and evil country on earth? That means that whenever we're busy taping a scene in the cave, please cease riding your scooters in the cave's background. Just while we're taping.

Thirdly, and it's a very touchy one. As you know, by edict, we're not supposed to shave our lovely beards. But, in essence, I need everyone to just think about hygiene, especially after cabbage soup at meals. Everyone's in this together.

Fourth item: food. I bought a bag of Cheese Twisties recently with a label "Osama" on the front, and I placed it on the top shelf of the annexe. Now, my Cheese Twisties are gone.

Shivers! Consideration. That's all I'm suggesting.
Lastly, we've vaguely heard that there may be an American envoy in disguise trying to infiltrate our cave. We want to set up cave patrols to look for them. First on will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Abbah, and Richard.

A vow of death to US infidels


Rosie Perera with:
Breaking News: The leaders of North and South Korea have signed a declaration pledging to work on a permanent peace deal to replace a 1953 cease-fire. =
No debate. No protracted heckling. Alienated Kim and Roh awaken, open a deaf ear, engage, and reverse results of last war. A historic people go hence!

David Bourke with:
James Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and Member of Parliament for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath =
Determined, pension-robbing, thrifty old jock android working hard to transfer power to an imminent German-led Federal EU, damn him. A bit of a merchant-banker.

View with:
James Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, and Member of Parliament for Kirkcaldy and Cowdenbeath =
Our mentioned front chief,(replacing Tony Blair), British Premier from London, Ten Downing Street - rather bad joke with bad karma.
Kind of deranged mean madman.

Adie Pena with:
The Catholic Sun

Neil Ramsay with:
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

It is a period of civil war.

Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.

During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the Death Star, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet.

Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save her people and restore freedom to the galaxy...


In a meagre desert not too far off....

Two opposing parties grapple in a scrappy fight over territories.

Snapping at each others heels, both prepared to take immense damage.

During the expensive, outrageous fight, one steals the others amateurish plans.

The adversaries persist with their hellish combat.

Each side resorts to dirty tactics.

As we await the macabre end, both parties appear pale, lame, weary, tender, bruised and beaten.

At Last....

In the final tense climax.....


Roadrunner calmly avoids Wylie Coyote's falling anvils once again.


1st - Meyran Kraus with:
Sonnet 12

2nd - Neil Ramsay with:
Sittin' in the mornin' sun

3rd - Tony Crafter with:
A man joins a very exclusive nudist colony. On his first day there, he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.

A gorgeous, petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection. The girl notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call for me?

The man replies, "No, what do you mean?"

She says, "You must be new. Let me explain. We have a rule here that if you get an erection; it implies you called for me."

Smiling, she leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a big towel, eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.

The man continues to explore the camp's facilities. He enters the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.

Within minutes, a huge, very-hairy man lumbers out of the steam room towards him, "Did you call for me?" says the man.

"No, what do you mean?" replies the newcomer.

You must be new," says the man, "it's a rule that if you fart, it implies that you called for me." The huge, very-hairy man spins him round, bends him over a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the colony office, where he is greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. "How may I help?" she says.

The man yells, "Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep the five-hundred-pounds membership payment."

But, Sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You've not had a proper chance to view all our facilities."

The man replies, "Listen lady, I'm seventy-two years old. I only get an erection once every month. But I fart thirteen times a day!"


Two old men, Mitch and Humphrey, have been friends all their lives. When it becomes clear that Humphrey is dying, Mitch visits the sick man's house every day.

One afternoon Mitch says, "Humphrey, we have each been keen soccer fans all our lives, and we played in the same team for many years. Please do me one favour; when you get to Heaven, somehow you must let me know if there is soccer there."

Humphrey looks up from his death-bed. "Mitch, you've been a dear friend for many, many years; if it is possible, I shall do that for you." Shortly after, Humphrey passes away.

At midnight a couple of nights later, Mitch is awakened from a deep sleep by a flash of ethereal light and an eerie voice calling out to him, "Mitch ... Mitch."

"Who is it?" he asks, sitting up suddenly.

"Me ... Humphrey."

"Oh no it isn't! You're an imitation - Humphrey just died."

"I am telling you, I'm no imitation; it is me, Humphrey!" insists the lone voice."

"Humphrey! Oh, man! It IS you! Where are you?"

"I am in heaven!" replies Humphrey. "And I have some really good news to announce ... also some bad news."

"Okay, tell me the good news first," says Mitch.

"The good news," announces Humphrey, "is that there is soccer in heaven. Better yet, all of our friends who died before us are here, too. Better than that, we are all young men again. Better still, it's always springtime and it doesn't rain or snow. And best of all, we can play soccer all the time because we never get tired."

"Hooray! That's excellent!" exclaims Mitch; "Beyond my wildest dreams! So, what is the bad news?"

"You're playing next Tuesday."

Adie Pena with:
A Drink With Something In It

Rosie Perera with:
The Red Wheelbarrow

View with:
Once, when I was young and true

Briana with:
abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz =
Glow q-tips fed x-ray JVC mHz bunk

David Bourke with:
There was an old bishop from Birmingham


1st - Andrew Brehaut with:
A silent fart =
An art itself!

2nd - Meyran Kraus with:
Her young, nude tits =
The guy is turned on!

3rd - Tony Crafter with:
Lace knickers =
Sleek in crack.

Tony Crafter with:
Have a finger in ~
her fine vagina!.

Paul Pan with:
Manipulative =
I'm an evil *puta*.

View with:
The foreplay ~
of lay : Pet her!

Andrew Brehaut with:
Flushing toilet =
His log left unit.

View with:
Pornographic website =
Big penis (poor watcher!)

Rick Rothstein with:
A modern romance =
Men... rear... a condom.

Adie Pena with:
Naughtily warmed ~
my daughter-in-law.

Jesse Frankovich with:
Condom advertisement =
Demands men to cover it.

Mark Tracy with:
Anagram solver. =
Rev. Anal Orgasm.

Adie Pena with:
The gay priests ~
espy tight arse!

Rick Rothstein with:
A male craving =
Vaginal cream?

Richard G with:
Practical jokes =
Lice + a jockstrap.

Jack Ford with:
The miner laughed, "Incest?" =
His daughter, Clementine.

David Bourke with:
Stephen Fry's autobiography - Moab is my Washpot =
Gay whimsy, brash poofery, up the bottom, ass pain.

Meyran Kraus with:
Nude young star =
A guy's turned on.

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