Current Nominations for April, 2024 [34]

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THE GENERAL CATEGORY [8 nominations]

Rick with:
I hear them say that "Love is blind" =
Harsh myth! Alas I don't believe it.

Tony Crafter with:
A badge of honour =
Dean of a borough.

Rick with:
Not more taste to ~
rotten tomatoes.

Tom Myers with:
Would you care to come up for a nightcap? =
Couple, romantic doorway hug...cup of tea.

Tom Myers with:
Living right =
light virgin

View with:
The conflagration =
A long act 'n' hot fire

Murray Cameron with:
Self-immolate =
Flame, so I melt.

Brian Taylor with:
Raise hell at ~
hate rallies.

THE ENTERTAINMENT CATEGORY [1 nominations]

Adie Pena with:
The Beatles conspire and triumph: ~
The musician Randolph Peter Best.

THE TOPICAL CATEGORY [9 nominations]

Tom Myers with:
The One Hundred Pound Tour of Balmoral Castle =
Round the tableau of monarchs' looted plunder.

Rick with:
Donald Trump: "I know more than the generals" =
Pardon? Hollow remark, unhinged statement.

Rosie Perera with:
Monday's total solar eclipse =
Astronomy: it pleased locals.

Brian Taylor with:
Israel vs Iran =
Rivals arisen.

FatPhil with:
Trump's hush money trial =
Learn Stormy shut *him* up.

Rosie Perera with:
Retaliatory action =
Rationale: atrocity.

Dharam with:
Former US President Donald Trump's Hush-Money Trial =
Do Stormy deal memes land further support in his run?

Tom Myers with:
Trump jury is set. =
Just umpires try.

Rosie Perera with:
Trump dozes off during trial =
Darn stupid! Froze from guilt.

THE PEOPLES NAMES CATEGORY [1 nominations]

View with:
Israeli Defense Minister Yoav Gallant =
All for staying serene, alive in MidEast

THE OTHER NAMES CATEGORY [5 nominations]

dk with:
International Day of Anagrams =
Find an art. Also, a monetary gain!

View with:
The fully-carbon Lamborghini Veneno Roadster =
Vehicle for all moneyed Arab-born things to run!

Jesse Frankovich with:
Viagra medication =
A magic derivation.

FatPhil with:
Deutsche Lufthansa =
That's a fun schedule!

db with:
The New York Declaration on Animal Consciousness =
Chicken, cow, stallion...seen in a Sunday roast no more!

THE MEDIUM LENGTH CATEGORY [4 nominations]

Dharam with:
When I say:
Doodad
Thingamajig
Thingamabob
Whatchamacallit
Doohickey
~
What I mean:
Digital clock
Dad's banjo
Hoagie with mayo
Hot chai
My handbag

Adie Pena with:
Marched away to prison, Jesus Christ knew this: Too little is paid for his services, ~
the disciple Judas Iscariot's kiss was worth no more than thirty pieces of silver.

View with:
Biden appears to confuse Israeli city with Rafah in Gaza =
Crazy President, again? Haifa in the Strip? Awful case! I boo!

Dharam with:
Turns out, the little old woman who lived in a shoe was never ~
sole owner; in truth, assume that it involved a lowdown heel.

THE LONG CATEGORY [4 nominations]

Adie Pena with:
Ten Inventions Wrongly Credited to the Japanese (from the digital media site Sunday Roast)
1. Tempura
2. Sudoku
3. Zen
4. Karaoke
5. Origami
6. Kanji
7. Ramen
8. Bonsai
9. Ninjas
10. Soy sauce
=
1. A Latin term traced to Portuguese, okay?
2. Just an amazing Swiss game
3, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 10. Made and/or enjoyed by Chinese
4. No joke, it's native Filipino; a.k.a. "Minus-One"
9. A Hindu terror strikes!


Tony Crafter with:
"Before a child talks, they sing. Before they write, they draw. As soon as they stand, they dance. Art is essential to human expression." -- Phylicia Rashad=
Ah, pray for today's babies. In the years that lie ahead they'll encounter: hate, toxicity, distress, sham 'woke-ness', gender psychosis and... The final war?

Dharam with:
Twelve slang words and phrases to retire forever:
1. I did a thing
2. "Adulting"
3. "I'm not crying, you're crying"
4. "I'm just gonna leave this here"
5. "This"
6. "So that happened"
7. "My person"
8. "Fur baby"
9. "All of the feels"
10. "The struggle is real"
11. "It is what it is"
12. "Living the dream"=
1. I reveal truth (how daring!)
2. Living life responsibly
3. Clear in eyes
4. Meme to discuss
5. Unimaginative
6. Laughing at harsh situation
7. Friend, partner
8. Shaggy dog
9. Everything
10. First World problem
11. Halfhearted, sh*tty response
12. Jetset, tied to wealth

Dharam with:
Popular Health Food Brands Produced by Giant Corporations:
1. Alexia
2. Annie's Homegrown
3. Bolthouse Farms
4. Earthbound Farm, Silk dairy-free milks, and So Delicious dairy-free ice creams
5. Glutino, Udi's Gluten Free, Evol frozen foods, Earth Balance spreads
6. Justin's Nut Butter
7. Kashi cereal
8. Naked Juice, Sabra Hummus, Stacy's Pita Chips
9. Santa Cruz Organic
10. ZICO Coconut Water, Odwalla, Simply Orange, Honest Tea, and Vitaminwater
=
1. Con Agra (Swiss Miss, Kid Cuisine, Slim Jim)
2. General Mills (Overrated eatables)
3. Campbell Soup (A hearty nurturer)
4. WhiteWave (A Dean Foods spin-off)
5. Pinnacle Foods (Who? Father of Celeste Pizza and Hungry-Man Dinner)
6. Hormel Foods (Frozen burrito)
7. Kellogg (A cutthroat grain authority)
8. PepsiCo (A dry throat panacea; extra-hot red Doritos)
9. J.M. Smucker (Crisco and Uncrustables)
10. Coca-Cola (United us in bubbly intake; used as a nausea aid)

THE SPECIAL CATEGORY [1 nominations]

Dharam with:
"Though April showers may come your way,
They bring the flowers that bloom in May,
So if it's raining have no regrets,
Because it isn't raining rain you know, it's raining violets."=
When you see a big storm high over yon hills,
Thus, you know it can soon enhance fragrant frills,
Oh boy, it is very inspiring to me,
As a witty, ambitious, anagram-writing retiree.

THE RUDE CATEGORY [1 nominations]

Adie Pena with:
What one Viagra blue pill can do =
I help wag a rod in a lovable cunt!

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