| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 22 | The definition of the word 'inconsiderate' = It is when I don't care or, often if I don't heed. |
2 | Tom Myers | 21 | The dialectical process ~ leads to critical speech. |
3 | FatPhil | 16 | You're mentally incompetent = Trump? Money - aye; intellect - no. |
3 | Adie Pena | 16 | The Seven Days of Our Week 1. MON 2. TUE 3. ... = 1. House duties 2. WTF! 3. Work 4. Done! 5... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | The cockroach survived the dino-killing asteroid = Or...uh...did it evolve like that road-crossing chicken? |
6 | View | 5 | Oh, bright men/women ~ Bring Them Home Now! |
6 | Murray Cameron | 5 | Mood-altering drugs = Ragged mind, slur too. |
Total points: | 93 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.438) |
1 | Adie Pena | 43 | Emma Stone, the "Poor Things" actress = It's her top moment -- she gets an Oscar. |
2 | Murray Cameron | 24 | Dressed to Kill = Let's do red silk! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 15 | 'Murder On The Dance Floor' by Sophie Ellis Bextor = Horrendous ballroom experience left this... body. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Simon and Garfunkel duets = Tandem singers, dual fun, ok? |
Total points: | 92 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 22 | I do fear Joe Biden's lost the plot. Rat on him, ~ the man is too old for the Presidential job. |
1 | Rosie Perera | 22 | Tucker Carlson visits Russia, wants to meet Putin = Classic US Trumpist sort, a nut, takes on interview. |
3 | Adie Pena | 13 | The Americans' current chant: "Lock him up!" = Come shun Trump, a character in the clink. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | Popular Conservatism = O Crap! A slump in voters. |
5 | Murray Cameron | 11 | What a right royal pain in the arse = I loathe whining 'spare' Harry. Ta ta! |
6 | View | 10 | Putin: "He's more experienced and predictable" = American people did expect Biden's return, eh? |
Total points: | 90 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.375) |
1 | Dharam | 38 | Surrealist Salvador Dali = Sir, all visual arts are odd! |
2 | Adie Pena | 27 | Scientist Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit = He's certain I'll be reading its heat in °F. |
2 | View | 27 | "Asshole" Benjamin Netanyahu = He's a shit, an unenjoyable man! |
Total points: | 92 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.188) |
1 | Adie Pena | 25 | Don's watching ~ Washington, D.C. |
2 | View | 19 | Medecins Sans Frontieres = Aid for men in stress scene. |
3 | Murray Cameron | 18 | The MAGA Republican = Embrace a plain thug. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | The Doomsday Glacier = Cold image, sad theory. |
5 | Tom Myers | 12 | Thyroid Awareness Month ~ had noteworthy seminars. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Grammarly's Generative AI = May train me, average girls. |
Total points: | 92 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.375) |
1 | Adie Pena | 31 | The regular cast of the American TV series "Who... = 1. He's a tall, free-style Canadian 2. Irres... |
1 | Tony Crafter | 31 | The original lineup of the Rolling Stones 1. Mic... = 1. A rather balletic male 2. Rocks a joint! 3. ... |
3 | Rosie Perera | 21 | The medical term for brain freeze is "sphenopal... = Bizarre plaint: A noggin might feel pain after... |
Total points: | 83 | from 15 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 31 | I note, this isn't too complicated: As a youth, we trust trustfully, Create each whim whimsically; Mature, you do... |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 29 | He lies to us He lies to US! Badly behaved sell-out caught. We try a foe. Oh my, we may try. May he run out of money. I ... |
3 | Adie Pena | 21 | You advise "Steal, lie, or cheat"? Amused, I say, "Wait no further!" You can steal a glance, set both them eyes on me ... |
Total points: | 81 | from 15 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 26 | ... = ... |
2 | Adie Pena | 24 | Thirteen Inventors Who Never Profited Off Their... = 1. Burgers (Lucky Ray Kroc!) 2. Fidget toy (H... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 24 | Idiom continuity: 1. On thick ice 2. Above th... = 1. I can walk safely 2. To be okay, in better... |
Total points: | 74 | from 13 votes (DFE factor: 0.231) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 29 | MY WAY |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 22 | If GH stands for P |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 22 | Hope is the thing with feathers |
Total points: | 73 | from 13 votes (DFE factor: 0.231) |
1 | Adie Pena | 26 | Prerequisite for a philandering husband = She inquired up front, "A real big, hard penis?" |
2 | Murray Cameron | 24 | Shoot frothy semen ~ for the money shots. |
3 | View | 14 | Whitney Wright, porn star = Wow, nigh thirty partners! |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | On striking his thumb with a hammer, ~ I might hear him snort "Shit! Bum! Wank!" |
5 | Tom Myers | 6 | New chair yoga classes for seniors = now horrific anal gas crosses eyes. |
Total points: | 81 | from 14 votes (DFE factor: 0.357) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
High Standings
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