Results for March 2004


Another great turnout and a new record of 54 voters. Great to see a lot of new voters and some "older" voters who have come and voted after an absence.

There were some exciting contests this month in quite a number of categories that I will outline below.

The Anagrammy Awards reached the six year mark with the current competition. The awards and the website have come a long way in that time thanks to the help from my colleagues, Richard Grantham and Toby Gottfried, and to many others who have helped in various ways or have just been there for support.

The success of the Awards can be seen not only by the continuing high standard of the anagrams, but also in a very objective way by the number of voters. You may never have visited our Voter Numbers Page before, but a quick look will show the trend of voting over the 6 years.


GENERAL:

This was one of the most memorable contests that I can recall in the last six years.

The competition among the top six here was very intense, with nearly all of them having the lead at one time or other. Zoran and palusch shared the lead after 24 hours, then Jesse opened a five point lead over JB at the halfway mark. Day Three's end saw Jesse still leading from JB and palusch. The Final Day witnessed Zoran jump from 5th to the lead, beating Jesse by one point.

Zoran's win was his second this year and gives him 15 awards all-up and equal 14th place on the All-Time Table. Palusch's third place here gave him his second ever award, the last one being back in 1999. Nice to have him back.


1

  Zoran Radisavljevic

41  

A drunk Soviet has ~ the Russian vodka.

2

  Jesse Frankovich

40  

Dusty room = Musty odor.

3

  palusch

38  

Intensive care = I can't even rise!

4

  JB

36  

The old movies = I loved them so!

5

  Adrian Hickford

27  

Cleanses = Less acne.


ENTERTAINMENT:

This was another brilliant and very close category, with a half dozen strong contenders.

Toby led out by one point on Day One, but Adrian took the Day Two lead with three sharing 2nd place. The logjam continued into Day Three with Adrian still leading, but three points covered the top four. The Final Day saw Toby surge and sneak in by two points.

This was Toby's 2nd win this year, giving him a total of ten awards.


1

  Toby Gottfried

40  

Beethoven's Eroica Symphony = Oh yes ... by the Vienna composer.

2

  Adrian Hickford

38  

Elves end a war = Eleven awards.

3

  palusch

32  

Television news broadcast = We scan bad, violent stories.


TOPICAL:

Yet another great contest with five strong contenders.

Adrian led most of the way, but never by more than four points. He looked likely to win until a big finish from Paul, who won by seven points.

Paul now has nine awards.


1

  Paul Pan

68  

Spiritual leader Ahmed Ismail Yassin = An Israeli raid slayed him, upset Islam.

2

  Adrian Hickford

61  

Tony Blair meets Colonel Gaddafi = "Fool coming!" stated Libyan leader.

3

  Scott Gardner

46  

The NCAA basketball tournament = Take bets on annual March battle.


RUDE:

Mey started well here and maintained a good lead throughout. Toby finished soundly with an excellent anagram, narrowing Mey's lead to ten points.


1

  Mey Kraus

56  

"So, would you like to go up to my flat for some coffee?" =...

2

  Toby Gottfried

46  

Female impersonator = Poofter remains male.

3

  JNC

41  

Women's menstrual cycles = So, men screw a smelly c*nt!


PEOPLES NAMES:

Jesse started off with a modest lead, but he expanded this greatly as the event progressed, winning by 16 points, the biggest margin this month.

Two wins for Jesse this month take him to 20 awards all-up.


1

  Jesse Frankovich

66  

Famous director Steven Spielberg = Genius observer created top films.

2

  Adrian Hickford

50  

The broadcaster and writer Alistair Cooke = Work abroad (across the Atlantic); retire; die.

3

  Mey Kraus

39  

The director Mel Gibson = Begin to remodel Christ.


OTHER NAMES:

Another start to finish lead here, this time with Adrian, who at one point looked like winning four awards. Adrian's fabulous anagram will be one to watch in the Grand Anagrammy.

His win was his 8th this year and 45th all up.


1

  Adrian Hickford

81  

Castle, knight, armour... = King Arthur's Camelot

2

  Mey Kraus

67  

Belgian Brandy Chocolates = Best alcohol-bearing candy.

3

  Joe Fathallah

38  

The Socialist Party = Its policy's a threat.


MEDIUM LENGTH:

Toby was the early leader here, but Mey passed him on Day Two and moved out to a 15 point win.


1

  Mey Kraus

51  

The Collection of Tragedies by William Shakespeare =...

2

  Toby Gottfried

36  

England and America are two countries separated by the same language. =...

3

  Jesse Frankovich

35  

McDonald's to phase out the "Supersize" fries and drinks. =...


AWARDSMASTER'S CHALLENGE:

This has become very popular in recent time and will be a more regular feature than it has in the past.

My prediction here was David's offering which was one of the first entires. However, it was Richard Brodie's delightfully apt version that took an early lead and kept it for the first three days. The Final Day saw David pick up 16 points to Richard's seven, to sail past him.

David has had three wins this year and 51 altogether.


1

  David Bourke

46  

That is *a* way...another's ammo through his chest!

2

  Richard Brodie

38  

I am hungry. Ah, that taste! She is worth a smooch.

3

  JB

31  

A wise thought: tho' her anatomy has its charms.


LONG:

I got a few more grey hairs watching the Leader's Board with this one.

Every time I checked it was either a tie or Mey or I was one point ahead. Midway through the Final Day, I broke clear and knew I had it won.

My second win this year and my 76th over the years.


1

  Larry Brash

91  

INTERNATIONAL LOTTO....

2

  Mey Kraus

87  

(snippet from the FDA website)...

3

  Adrian Hickford

59  

What passing-bells for these who die as cattle?...


SPECIAL:

My positive comments about the quality of this category in my reminder email, probably helped get us more voters than ever before.

The competition was intense with Mey and Richard sharing the lead all the way right down to the dead heat finish.

This award for Richard, gave him 136 monthly wins. Mey's three wins keeps him well clear at 154 awards.


1

  Mey Kraus

56  

The Oscars and The Golden Raspberries

2

  Richard Grantham

56  

A quintuply true element anagram

3

  Scott Gardner

32  

A list of Kentucky Derby winners, along with the year they raced and their winning time...

4

  Adrian Hickford

22  

The Question By Rachel Annand Taylor

5

  Richard Grantham

19  

60 Melbourne Cup winners, including the very first winner from 1861. Times are rounded to the neares...


AWARDMASTER'S AWARD FOR THE BEST ANAGRAM OF A NON-WINNING AUTHOR

There were two runners-up that Richard and I strongly considered for this award. Both were great anagrams and both were leading at some point in time. They were JB's lovely anagram in General and Richard Brodie's near winner in the Challenge.

We agonised on this one and were tempted to give an award to each. However, our final decision was with JB.

JB with:
The old movies =
I loved them so!


Corrected Points for the Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award

Adrian Hickford

72.37

67.94

74.65

214.96

Meyran Kraus

61.83

69.65

68.60

200.08

Jesse Frankovich

51.89

56.79

53.83

162.51

Richard Grantham

60.73

47.27

22.99

130.99

David Bourke

44.32

45.72

35.36

125.40

Toby Gottfried

28.13

30.42

46.79

105.34

Jaybur

31.98

-

43.08

75.06

Larry Brash

19.88

28.23

22.73

70.84

View

20.84

25.52

11.60

57.96

Allan Morley

35.94

9.83

10.69

56.46

Hans-Peter Reich

26.55

13.62

14.17

54.34

palusch

-

28.90

17.94

46.84

Joe Fathallah

-

7.83

24.55

32.38

Scott Gardner

-

-

32.06

32.06

Richard Brodie

3.37

3.04

25.60

32.01

David A. Green

8.52

0.70

19.74

28.96

Zoran Radisavlevic

6.64

8.00

12.18

26.82

Paul Pan

7.74

3.33

13.53

24.60

sundogg99

15.49

4.20

-

19.69

AlanY

12.58

2.40

4.20

19.18

Don Fortier

-

11.68

4.35

16.03

JNC

-

-

14.57

14.57

Rozrat

0.42

11.95

1.39

13.76

Horrid Stretchy Pus

7.11

5.36

-

12.47

Rick Rothstein

3.75

-

-

3.75

Hugh Reid

3.20

-

-

3.20

GOLDFERN

-

1.28

-

1.28

Letterman

-

0.57

-

0.57


Thank you all for participating and voting in this months awards.


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