Results - April, 2005


60 votes! A great turnout and our third highest yet. For the stats freaks (i.e. most of us), I have updated the Voters Page and have added a graph of the average number of voters per year.

April was the busiest month on the Forum this year with some new and some old members really coming to life. Deano, in particular, was impressive, gaining over 30 nominations, including some brilliant ones in General, many of which you will see again in Best of the Rest later in the year. Deano was active in alt.anagrams several years ago and has returned to anagramming with great enthusiasm and skill.

This month, ten members shared the 14 awards.


GENERAL:

As I mentioned above, Deano had a pile of great anagrams here. However, the choice of the best of his Generals to run here was quite easy. This one stood out and did as well as I expected.

After six hours of voting there were 20 votes, and Deano, Scott and David were the leaders. It was not until the 24 hour mark that Deano opened a good lead. Scott was clear second and quite a bunch jockeyed for third place.

Deano powered on to a 24 point victory, with Scott always secure in second place and David holding off challenges from Tony and Zoran to pick up third place.

This was Deano's fifth win. David's third place was his fifth award this year, but quite unusually, they have all been 2nd's and 3rd's in General or Special, and no actually first places. Overall, he has won 69 awards.


1

  Deano

78  

Familiarity breeds contempt = Bet it's typical of married men.

2

  Scott Gardiner

54  

A depression = One's despair.

3

  David Bourke

35  

The typical blonde-haired woman = On the whole, rated incapably dim.

4

  Tony Crafter

31  

A healthy diet = The daily hate.

5

  Zoran

25  

The art of seduction = Act of true hedonist.

ENTERTAINMENT:

Even after six hours, Mey was well clear and increased that lead as the contest progressed. It was a very easy win for him.

There was an interesting battle for second. I was in there for the first 24 hours, then Ellie took over, then Dee4j moved up for the minor place.


1

  Mey Kraus

69  

Star Clint Eastwood ~ also wants to direct.

2

  Dee4j

39  

Tiger Woods is the man! = "Good, I win the Masters!"

3

  Don Fortier

32  

Hillary Clinton's black comedy = "Kill My Bill" (any chance, doctors?)

TOPICAL:

This was the only close category this month

Scott was the leader at 6 hours, with ofap (Old Fart at Play?) just behind and, Mey, my prediction, back in third place.

Those positions remained unchanged at 24 hours with five points covering the top three. By the end of Day Two, Mey challenged for the lead, and Adrian and Tony also came into contention. The final 24 hours saw Scott hold on for a narrow win with four points covering second to fifth place.

Scott won two awards this month, giving him 16 all up, and moving him into the Top Fifteen on the All Time Table.


1

  Scott Gardiner

50  

The traditional Passover meal = To have a Seder is all-important.

2

  Mey Kraus

45  

Despite hope, ~ the Pope dies.

3

  ofap

44  

Labour Party Manifesto = Tony Blair maps our fate.

PEOPLES NAMES:

Ellie shot to a big 17 point lead after 6 hours over David with my favourite in this category. David reeled her in to a 6 point margin at 24 hours. However, Ellie broke clear again for a modest win.

Although Ellie has been nominated in the past, this was her first win in the Anagrammies. Well done, Ellie.


1

  Ellie

80  

Will Shakespeare ~ speaks well, I hear.

2

  David Bourke

70  

His Holiness Pope Benedict = Ich bin ein hopeless despot.

3

  Scott Gardiner

51  

The apostle Judas = A plot--Jesus' death.

OTHER NAMES:

Did you ever notice that Mey rarely wins by a small margin... it is usually by a mile. Well, he won by 55 points here!


1

  Mey Kraus

92  

London's Westminster Abbey = One wanders by silent tombs.

2

  Don Rogers

37  

Fat Man and Little Boy = I flatten land by atom.

3

  Rosie Perera

34  

US Office of Management and Budget = Fudge; finance mega amounts of debt.

MEDIUM LENGTH:

I had a small lead here after 6 hours, but was soon overhauled by Mey. Mey moved steadily ahead with win by a solid 27 points.


1

  Mey Kraus

88  

The movie 'Raiders of the Lost Ark', directed by Steven Spielberg =
It's a biblical trove from God they seek, preserved in the desert.

2

  Larry Brash

61  

NOTE: This forum is moderated. Spam posts will be removed promptly. =
We promise to dump morbid adverts from all those simpleton types.

3

  Deano

54  

The election candidacies of Tony Blair, Michael Howard and Charles Kennedy ~
as held in national democracy handled by choice of three identical wankers.

LONG:

Before the competition, I had trouble picking a likely winner here. However, the voters had no problem.

At 6 hours, Tony was well clear by 15 points. He was nearly 20 points ahead at times, but David and Mey narrowed that gap to just ten points at the end.

This was Tony's fourth award this year and he has nine altogether.


1

  Tony Crafter

77  

One night I dreamed I was walking along... = Two monks, wandering through the wood...

2

  David Bourke

67  

The Queen will miss the civil wedding o... = The 8 vital reasons Prince Charles is...

3

  Mey Kraus

66  

Childhood by Michael Jackson Have yo... = (The verdict in the trial of Michael ...

SPECIAL:

Mike Keith has been back in amazing form again this year taking this category to new heights. He won the first three months of the year quite easily over our usual champions, Mey, Richard and David.

The Tradition continues... if Mike has an entry in Special, he wins. He did it easily again hee, with Mey and Richard very close for the minor place awards, both doing well to stay within 20 points of Mike.

Richard's third place gave him six awards for this year and 152 all up.

Another great month for Mey with three awards (14 for the year), giving him a grand total of 201 awards.


1

  Mike Keith

80  

Tired with all these for restful death I cry...

2

  Mey Kraus

63  

The Parson's Tale (that is found in 'The Canterbury Tales' written by Geoffrey Chaucer)

3

  Richard Grantham

62  

How like a winter hath my absence been...

4

  David Bourke

31  

'Mandy' - Barry Manilow

5

  Tony Crafter

30  

There was a young babe from Skravire...

RUDE:

As if a win in Special was not enough, Mike did well here with one of his rare short winners (he has won twice before with short anagrams).

Mike led out on Day One and was never seriously challenged.

Two wins this month, give him five for the year and 28 on the All Time Table.


1

  Mike Keith

60  

His large penis ~ is pleasing her.

2

  Mey Kraus

50  

A pair of crotchless panties = Has rip for potential access.

3

  Adrian Hicksford

31  

Interactive porn = Pervert in action.

AWARDMASTER'S AWARD FOR THE BEST ANAGRAM OF A NON-WINNING AUTHOR

There were few contenders here for this award this, with most of the runners-up well behind the winners. The exception with an anagram from the mysteriously named "ofap" in Topical.

Richard did some research and reports that:

Google for "ofap" BTW, it seems to stand for a lot of different things but the pertinent one might be "Old Fart At Play". :) A little more delving reveals:
(1) IP address shows that ofap is from the UK (the subject matter of the anagram, of course, suggests this too). The ISP is tiscali.co.uk.
(2) The anagram has been posted recently to some other newsgroups and forums by one Dr J.E.H. (Ewart) Shaw of Warwick University.
http://www.codecomments.com/APL/message468391.html (translation: apparently "tony blair maps our fate" is the 162115607033169106185260th permutation of "labour party manifesto").
Sure enough, the email address listed at http://www.ewartshaw.co.uk/ is his. I think we have our man, and I can discount my theory that it's someone trying to pull one over on us, based on the observation that the word "ofap" rotated 20 characters (i.e. rot13 plus 7) is "dupe". :)

His anagram was well in contention in Topical through out the contest.

Ewart Shaw with:
Labour Party Manifesto =
Tony Blair maps our fate.


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