1 | Toby Gottfried | 45 | Spaghetti & meatballs = Best light pasta meal. |
2 | Ellie | 38 | The newly divorcing = End love with crying. |
3 | rainwalker | 32 | Charity event = Very nice, that. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 26 | The archaeological survey = They go shovel crucial area. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
5 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 22 | Bilateral talks = Risk all at table. |
6 | Mey Kraus | 21 | The pseudo-intellectual = He tells platitude on cue. |
7 | Rick | 19 | A Presidential Election = In point, I select a leader. |
8 | Deano | 17 | First across the line = Finish race - rest lost. |
9 | Larry Brash | 15 | Drug and alcohol rehabilitation = Addiction: Long health or a burial? |
10 | Adrian Hickford | 14 | Industrial espionage = Purloin (as in 'get') ideas. |
11 | Rik | 13 | An expert in problem solving = Most perplexing, novel brain. |
12 | Dee4j | 10 | Hear cancer's getting bad? = Change cigarette brands! |
12 | David Bourke | 10 | Caller display = ID-spy: All-clear! |
14 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Kleptomania = I'm on take, pal! |
14 | Richard Brodie | 9 | "Winston tastes good like a cigarette should" = We'll suggest aid to nicotine soaked throats. |
14 | nature girl | 9 | "Winston tastes good like a cigarette should" = Twig at skeleton's throat aids soul-genocide. |
17 | Foxboy | 6 | A Silver medalist ‡ Lad seems trivial. |
17 | View | 6 | Smooth-talking swine = One's milking that sow. |
Total points: | 321 | from 55 votes (DFE factor: 0.327) |
1 | Toby Gottfried | 73 | A Steven Spielberg film: "War of the Worlds" = H.G. Wells: Beware of visits from Red Planet. |
2 | Rick | 54 | My name is Bond... James Bond. = Enjoys madmen... and bimbos. |
3 | Scott Gardner | 31 | Claude Oscar Monet, "Tulip Fields in Holland" = Laud oil painter's scene of an old Dutch mill. |
4 | Ellie | 24 | Venus de Milo (Aphrodite of Melos) = Nude: hope I’m loved if armless, too. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 23 | Theatres = Sat there. |
5 | Mey Kraus | 23 | Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince = For the child or, pardonably, the parent. |
7 | Deano | 21 | "We Shall Not Be Moved" ‡ Mob leaves when told. |
8 | Adrian Hickford | 20 | The private detective Sherlock Holmes = Thieves plot racket... He solved the crime! |
9 | Don Rogers | 17 | Stanley Kowalski = "Okay," winks Stella. |
10 | Rik | 13 | Beware of Count Dracula in Transylvania = In a way, nocturnal bat can desire flavour. |
11 | View | 12 | Great Leonardo da Vinci's "Mona Lisa" ~ or versed Italian man's "La Gioconda". |
12 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Actress Jane Fonda's autobiography: 'My... = Enjoys baring a famous (if a foolhardy... |
13 | David A Green | 7 | 'Little Lord Fauntleroy' by Frances Hod... = Tell story of ennobled young runt left... |
Total points: | 329 | from 56 votes (DFE factor: 0.232) |
1 | David Bourke | 51 | Iraq oil + arms trade = Al Qaida terrorism. |
2 | Mike Keith | 46 | Fourth of July weekends in America = Joyful anthem, audience, fireworks. |
3 | Rick | 44 | The National Sex Offender Public Registry = Benefit? Alert young children of ex-rapists. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 39 | Armstrong wins seventh Tour de France. = Streams forth, now ends racing venture. |
5 | Mey Kraus | 31 | The London Subway = Blown shut one day. |
6 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 27 | Britain's first suicide bombers hit London = idiots' mission: butcher Brits for Bin Laden. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 27 | The London suicide-bomb outrages = Discontinue gruesome blood-bath! |
8 | Joe Fathallah | 24 | Globalisation = To gas a billion. |
9 | View | 18 | The London suicide - bomb outrages = Boom!...bodies...slaughter continued. |
10 | Toby Gottfried | 14 | Bastille Day, the Fourteenth of July = Date they fully fete, honor jail-bust. |
11 | rainwalker | 0 | Globalisation = Anglos bait oil. |
Total points: | 321 | from 55 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 76 | Britain's Labour Party Leader = Tony Blair (rated a superb liar). |
2 | Mey Kraus | 58 | The private detective Sherlock Holmes = I hope the clever dick solves the matter! |
3 | Dee4j | 38 | A thespian named Booth ~ shot top man Abe in head! |
4 | Rick | 35 | Queen Elizabeth the Second = A zest behind the eloquence. |
5 | Ellie | 32 | Charles, the Prince of Wales = HRH: We flap one's Celtic ears. |
6 | Don Rogers | 26 | Marcello Mastroianni = Actor in Rome is all Man. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 15 | Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Conn... = Cursed Neo-Cons cram, try to press inj... |
8 | Toby Gottfried | 14 | President William Howard Taft = With lard diet, I'm fat law person. |
9 | View | 12 | William Westmoreland = Well, solid wartime man. |
10 | Rik | 10 | Zinedine Zidane, the footballer = Definition: The one able dazzler. |
11 | Turb | 5 | Emma Watson = Steam woman. |
Total points: | 321 | from 56 votes (DFE factor: 0.196) |
1 | palusch | 66 | The United States Postal Service = That site directs envelopes at us. |
2 | Mey Kraus | 40 | President's Bathrooms at the White House = So Bush has the time to read his new Potter. |
2 | Richard Grantham | 40 | "Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should" = Addict rots a lung, so now he seeks to litigate. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 39 | The Everglades in Florida = Hide! Alligators never fed! |
5 | Rick | 29 | "Winston tastes good like a cigarette should" = Oncologist, "Total shit! Users get weak and die!" |
6 | Scott Gardner | 28 | "Monty Python's Spamalot," by Eric Idle = My all-British pop comedy nets a Tony! |
7 | Rosie Perera | 21 | The Traveling Salesman Problem ~ serves an optimal-length ambler. |
8 | Ellie | 19 | The National Center for Education Stati... = It's a fact, is it not, no teacher or ... |
9 | Toby Gottfried | 11 | "Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should" = Take loot, creating diseased lungs with soot. |
10 | Mike Keith | 10 | Codex Alimentarius = Unclear diet axioms. |
11 | View | 3 | Hebrew University of Jerusalem = Sure, our very able, Jewish men fit. |
Total points: | 306 | from 53 votes (DFE factor: 0.208) |
1 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 57 | pan·gram (n): A sentence that uses all ... = chal·lenge (n): An attempt at utter he... |
2 | Mey Kraus | 51 | The Three Stages of Truth: First, it ... = Five Hints Devised by Liars: 1. Rela... |
3 | Rosie Perera | 41 | "He is a person that will make all Ameri... = True, it seems our nice ape-fellow Bush... |
4 | Toby Gottfried | 31 | Much hard travel to Hawaii ? No credit t... ~ "The American Express Card - Don't leav... |
5 | Larry Brash | 23 | "To lose one parent, Mr Worthing, may b... ~ (The Importance of Being Earnest) Wi... |
6 | Fleer | 20 | Why Egyptians cannot believe water they... = Aw, gnatty, silty people vow thus beca... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 19 | O hell! Oaf David Blunkett, given a che... ~ "Arrgh! That must definitely be the mo... |
8 | Ellie | 18 | "Fear is the path to the dark side. Fea... = A plea: for the sake of this generatio... |
9 | Rick | 11 | John Roberts is the presidential nomina... = Front-line rumor has it his honor appo... |
9 | David Bourke | 11 | Roger Federer beats Andy Roddick at The ... = In London: Swiss backhand...terrible fi... |
Total points: | 282 | from 48 votes (DFE factor: 0.208) |
1 | Richard Grantham | 47 | A quiz by RJG: Os + V + Xe + Cl + Fm + ? = K + Pd + W + Th + N + ? ... |
2 | Mey Kraus | 45 | My kind zap Fox TV, squelch GWB Jr.! |
3 | Scott Gardner | 40 | Fix TV show, NBC! Dump lazy GQ jerk! |
4 | Larry Brash | 32 | P.D.Q. Bach's funky jig vext Mr. Wolz. |
5 | Toby Gottfried | 22 | Lust pink Ford? Chevy? BMW? Jag? Z? QX? |
6 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 14 | GB, who junk crazy TV sex film PDQ. |
7 | Rick | 12 | JFK Blvd 'acts' grow; quiz ex-nymph. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Crazy wimp fled junk-box TV's GHQ. |
9 | Paul Pan | 10 | WD helps fix quartz JVC gym knob. |
10 | David Bourke | 9 | GCHQ down! Fix jam, klutz! Bye! (R.S.V.P.). |
10 | Rosie Perera | 9 | V KCBX FM DJs play the wrong quiz. |
12 | Rik | 6 | G. Bush Jr on TV/CD: "Wax my IQ, PK Fel'z". |
Total points: | 257 | from 45 votes (DFE factor: 0.267) |
1 | Larry Brash | 72 | THE TWELVE STEPS OF ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS... = THE TWELVE ANAGRAMMY FORUM STEPS 1. W... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 60 | Roberta Prince, the lady of the house, ... = Fay Wate, the lady of the manor, was ... |
3 | Ellie | 27 | French Snail Selected French snail wit... = Bastille Day Alors, we can relax! Cel... |
3 | Foxboy | 27 | Mr. Praline: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this bird ... = 'E's suffering disembodiment, poppies... |
5 | Rosie Perera | 14 | The ancient Zodiac symbols: Aquarius, Pi... = A bizarre topic: Various opaque signs ... |
6 | Rik | 12 | Rik Sengupta presents this window ahead ... = Eulogy: Time stands still in front o... |
Total points: | 212 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.167) |
1 | Richard Brodie | 59 | Psalm #46 contains some amazing coincidences |
2 | David Bourke | 49 | 'Don't Let's Be Beastly To The Germans' - Noel Coward |
3 | Mike Keith | 31 | ACT V. Scene I. Elsinore. A churchyard. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 26 | Shark-Infested Waters |
5 | Mike Keith | 25 | November Graveyard |
6 | Tony Crafter | 18 | First morning of Spring |
Total points: | 208 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.167) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 49 | A small dick = Dismal lack. |
2 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 44 | A french tickler = Felt in her crack. |
2 | Richard Grantham | 44 | Answering the call of nature = I ran a race to Gents when full. |
4 | Mey Kraus | 33 | It happens to loads of men... = (So, he's impotent and a flop!) |
5 | Joe Fathallah | 28 | You romp real nice, ~ your place or mine? |
6 | Paul Pan | 21 | Foot fetishist = Toes? Hits it off! |
7 | David Bourke | 14 | Sir Paul McCartney's wife Heather Mills = Wealthier miser calls "I fancy her stump!" |
8 | View | 8 | Smooth talking swine = Soon... he's milking twat. |
9 | Rick | 7 | Hemorrhoidal creams = Medical horror has me. |
Total points: | 248 | from 44 votes (DFE factor: 0.205) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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