| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Mey Kraus | 60 | The criminal defense attorney = Man hired to set any client free. |
2 | Richard G | 39 | Peace, love and understanding à Danger and upset and violence. |
3 | Rick | 36 | Memorial event = Relive a moment. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 28 | The death penalty in America = A needle in each arm? Pity, that. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 24 | A desert landscape = Sand-related space! |
6 | David Bourke | 20 | Architects wear ~ Cartier watches. |
7 | Andrew | 19 | Nuclear family = Fully American. |
8 | Ellie | 14 | Big fat lie = A legit fib. |
8 | View | 14 | Espaniol = Ole, Spain! |
10 | Larry Brash | 11 | Multiple Sclerosis = Cells' impulses riot. |
11 | Sir T Aucscua | 9 | Stairway to heaven ~ awaits earth envoy. |
12 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | No respite = Ne'er I stop. |
13 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 5 | The illegitimate son à Lineage/title's to him. |
14 | aussie battler | 4 | Arab style ~ betrayals. |
Total points: | 290 | from 49 votes (DFE factor: 0.286) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 75 | C.S. Lewis' "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" = We enter a world which is behind that closet. |
2 | Ellie | 57 | Salvador Dali's painting: The Persistence of Memory = Portrayed nightmare vision of timeless landscape. |
3 | Rick | 30 | Leonardo da Vinci's "The Last Supper" = Passover dinner hides actual plot. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 28 | Animal Planet on the Discovery Channel = Live pandas come in there nonchalantly. |
5 | Andrew | 27 | The story of Goldilocks and the Three Bears = Oh, sly stranger took the lot - feed, chairs, bed. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 21 | Tom Cruise in top ~ motion pictures. |
7 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 11 | The musical, Sunday in the Park with George = See G.Seurat - ho hum... like watching paint dry! |
8 | Richard G | 9 | The Dr is at ~ the TARDIS. |
9 | AlanY | 8 | Ashkenaz: A Festival of New Yiddish Culture = Aha! A klezfusion event with saucy fiddlers. |
9 | David Bourke | 8 | The American rock singer Pat Benatar = "Heartbreaker"? Can't sing a note! I'm crap! |
11 | Larry Brash | 6 | Bud Abbott and Lou Costello ~ could do total nutso babble. |
12 | View | 4 | 'The Weakest Link' = Think, talk... we see. |
13 | Sir T Aucscua | 0 | Leonardo da Vinci's "The Last Supper" = END: Savior, apostles and He - culprit. |
Total points: | 284 | from 49 votes (DFE factor: 0.265) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 80 | 'Crocodile Hunter' Steve Irwin Killed By A Stingray = Dying diver will utter his last, ocean-borne "Crikey!" |
2 | Rosie Perera | 41 | Overheard at school playground: ~ "Ever had any drugs, alcohol or pot?" |
3 | Larry Brash | 40 | His Holiness Pope Benedict the Sixteenth = This speech exhibited no politeness, then? |
4 | Adrian Hickford | 24 | Thailand's military coup = Army had political units. |
5 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 22 | The great Ian Woosnam is hot Ryder Cup favourite = The Europeans get a famous third victory in a row. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 22 | PM Tony Blair is due to go next year! = Liar to exit No. Ten by May? God! Super! |
7 | Neil Ramsay | 15 | Bloodless coup in Thailand = CIA build hopes on lost land? |
8 | Andrew | 13 | Not allowed to smack children in Australia = Sole law claims adult cannot hit kid on rear. |
9 | Ellie | 9 | Tony Blair out! Depart! = Labour Party to end it? |
9 | Dee4j | 9 | Cheers for Shuttle Atlantis = So starts their fleet launch. |
11 | David Bourke | 5 | The Labour Party's internal political wrangling = Pulling Tony Blair apart, "traitors" challenge, win. |
11 | View | 5 | Tony Blair meets Ehud Olmert = Moslem brutality noted here. |
Total points: | 285 | from 49 votes (DFE factor: 0.245) |
1 | Richard G | 52 | The Austrian neurologist, Sigmund Freud = Genius said a fond mother nurtures guilt. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 44 | The cartoonist Matt Groening ~ got attention tracing Homer S. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Tony Crafter | 37 | The Australian model Elle 'The Body' Macpherson = Tall, shapely, blonde cutie. Ah, most men adore her! |
4 | Mey Kraus | 31 | The Immortal Bard, William Shakespeare = I'm able: I wrote sharp dramas like 'Hamlet'. |
5 | Ellie | 27 | William Shakespeare, the Sweet Swan of Avon = A fellow has taken pains with awesome verse! |
6 | David Bourke | 25 | The terrorist Osama bin Muhammad bin 'Awad bin Laden = "NB: I'm the most wanted horrible Saudi Arabian madman!" |
7 | Andrew | 22 | Martin Scorsese ~ resists romance. |
8 | View | 20 | Whitney Elizabeth Houston ~ is not white, hazel...but honey! |
9 | Larry Brash | 18 | The Australian song bird Kylie Minogue = Grinning, hauled out a lie: "My breast is OK." |
10 | Rick | 11 | Director Martin Scorsese, ~ "I order, trim actor's scenes." |
Total points: | 287 | from 49 votes (DFE factor: 0.204) |
1 | Richard G | 68 | Bush administration = It's bad or it's inhuman. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 49 | The Smart Car = Hamster cart. |
3 | Andrew | 24 | The Tamil Tigers of Sri Lanka = Killing for a state has merit? |
4 | Larry Brash | 23 | The Democratic Republic of Korea = Build her atomic rocket for peace? |
5 | Tony Crafter | 21 | Anglican Ministers ~ malign certain sins. |
5 | Mey Kraus | 21 | The Leaning Tower of Pisa = Oh, left Sir I. Newton agape! |
7 | Rick | 17 | The Shuttle Atlantis = That nth US satellite. |
8 | AlanY | 13 | The Five Glorious Mysteries = These very religious motifs. |
9 | Ellie | 11 | "Freya Bras and Lingerie" = Granny briefs are ideal?! |
10 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 10 | A Casio digital watch = I act as a dial with cog. |
11 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 7 | Organisation of Petroleum-Exporting Countries = No use to arguing. I am not expert.... Not for oil prices! |
12 | View | 5 | 'Skoda' = OK ads. |
13 | Dave Barnett | 4 | Holsten Pils = Help Tonsils. |
Total points: | 273 | from 47 votes (DFE factor: 0.277) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 66 | Pope Benedict's anti-Islam remarks in that spee... = The Vatican spokesman pledged: "I blame it on ... |
2 | Rick | 39 | Yearly rant by dad, "Er, is she a sexually acti... = She is barely sixteen, very cute and already a... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 31 | Historical motion pictures: Ben Hur, El Cid, T... = In them, hero Charlton 'Chuck' Heston's cast ... |
4 | Andrew | 24 | George W Bush: "You teach a child to read, and ... = All the congress agree you're idiotic, Dubya. ... |
5 | David Bourke | 21 | The Prime Minister, the Right Honourable Anthon... = Slimy, inane...in truth, no gentleman. His her... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 13 | The National Center for Complementary and Alter... = I mean, evidently men need a chiropractic trea... |
7 | Richard G | 11 | Great spirits have often encountered violent op... = Derisive voice of torpid, ogrish fool can atte... |
8 | View | 10 | The Prime Minister, The Right Honourable Anthon... = Troubles in Great Britain. He their phony Mon... |
9 | Larry Brash | 7 | "Strange women lying in ponds distributing swor... = From my own plain assessment, voting in GWB (s... |
10 | Ellie | 6 | "You are not wood, you are not stones; but men... = Look: first, perhaps, as Ronnie Wood, I assume... |
Total points: | 228 | from 40 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 76 | The Worlds shortest Fairy Tale: Once upon a ti... = As a blonde was driving home, her phone sudden... |
2 | Ellie | 62 | 'The Hypochondriac's Pocket Guide to Horrible D... = Oh God, see that waistline: a big, floppy pot... |
3 | Andrew | 57 | Hippocratic Oath I swear by Apollo Physician ... = Anagrammic Oath I swear by Brash, David an... |
Total points: | 195 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.086) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 70 | Shakespeare's weather-themed sonnet is anagrammed into a series of 4 seasonal sonnets, each with its fitting acrostic. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 53 | THE TIMELESS WIT OF GROUCHO MARX |
3 | Rosie Perera | 41 | Yesterday (by The Beatles) |
4 | Andrew | 29 | The devil went down to Georgia |
Total points: | 193 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.118) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 57 | Male sexual dysfunction = One climaxes unduly fast! |
2 | View | 31 | A dinner at my expense = Sex earned, in payment. |
3 | Paul Pan | 25 | The Young Men's Christian Association = Homos chance arses in gay institution. |
4 | Don Rogers | 20 | A Paul Verhoeven film, "Showgirls" = Her powerful vagina moves hills. |
5 | Richard G | 19 | A pornographic film = Firm chap in poor gal. |
6 | Rick | 12 | A vibrating dildo ~ did vaginal orbit. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Lady of the night = Do the filthy nag! |
8 | Neil Ramsay | 9 | E-coli could be present in baby spinach = Popeye's arse bubbled hot in clinic can. |
9 | David Bourke | 8 | Partners sleeping in the "spoons" position = One's penis-point stopping in her arse slot! |
10 | Andrew | 5 | The masturbators always ~ trust both ears - slam away. |
Total points: | 196 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.286) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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