1 | Andrew Brehaut | 41 | Metamorphosis = Promises a moth. |
2 | David Bourke | 31 | The first lesson on guitar = It hurts one's fingers a lot! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | The criminal defense attorney = Man hired to set any client free. |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 23 | Religious fundamentalist = Futile rituals in God's name. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 21 | Oral contraceptive = I can protect a lover. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 19 | Sumo tournaments = Enormous mutants! |
7 | Rosie Perera | 18 | A marble statue = Mute alabaster. |
8 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 16 | Female persons = Pleasers of men. |
9 | Dean Mayer | 14 | 'Slices of bread' ~ describes loaf. |
10 | Paul Pan | 13 | Heel claims ~ me, Achilles. |
11 | Tony Crafter | 11 | The magician = Am I cheating? |
11 | Richard Grantham | 11 | Computer games = Get mouse cramp. |
| | Total points: | 249 | from 42 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 64 | C.S. Lewis' "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" = We enter a world which is behind that closet. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 44 | Paris in the springtime ~ might inspire painters. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 28 | Zinedine Zidane gets a red card in the World Cup Final = Italians win, French cried, and legend Zizou departed. |
4 | Scott Gardner | 27 | Rembrandt, "The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp" = Smart men of Holland study inert corpse on a table. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 19 | Paris Hilton's autobiography ~ is about an oh-so-hip party girl. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 19 | The Rolling Stones perform a gig in China = Oriental spot for rich, aging Englishmen. |
7 | Andrew Brehaut | 15 | Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise = The finest skipper in Star Trek, a major space hit. |
8 | Scott Gardner | 11 | Michelangelo's "Creation of Adam" = Am on a ceiling of some cathedral. |
9 | Scott Gardner | 10 | The Da Vinci Code: Special Illustrated Edition = Anti-Catholic? Loved detailed pictures inside! |
10 | Andrew Brehaut | 9 | Pirates of the Caribbean Two: Dead Man's Chest = Sparrow's team does find cabinet at the beach. |
| | Total points: | 246 | from 41 votes |
1 | Andrew Brehaut | 42 | The President of the United States of America = Incompetent, hated head of state terrifies us. |
2 | Richard Grantham | 36 | The Austrian neurologist, Sigmund Freud = Genius said a fond mother nurtures guilt. |
3 | View | 34 | William Henry Gates = Get a share in my will! |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | Leader of the British Labour Party = Blair, the toady lap-terrier of Bush. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | Screen icon Fred Astaire = One's dances are terrific! |
6 | David Bourke | 23 | Miss Ann Coulter = Nastier columns. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 21 | United States President George W. Bush = Unwise, desperate. Bet he's trusting God! |
8 | Tony Crafter | 20 | German Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler = Grim ruler of Fatherland, eh? |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 15 | The former president Slobodan Milosevic = Don't sob over him, after prison-cell demise. |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 8 | U.S. Secretary of Defense, Robert Michael Gates = Rumsfeld's career? A fiasco! Better yet, he's gone! |
| | Total points: | 249 | from 42 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 42 | Microsoft Help and Support Website = Stupid patch! Problem is often worse! |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 39 | The Gideons International = An interest in God in a hotel. |
3 | Scott Gardner | 38 | American Indian = I'm in a rain dance. |
4 | Larry Brash | 34 | The Anagram Artist Windows Software = Ah, it was so swift at word arrangement! |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 24 | The Church of Scientology = Goofy cult cons the rich, eh? |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 21 | Talking Jesus dolls... ~ it's all godless junk. |
7 | Toby Gottfried | 19 | The American Dental Association = To attain each smile and no caries. |
8 | Larry Brash | 18 | United States of America = Deem it as an utter fiasco. |
9 | Richard Grantham | 15 | Bush administration = It's bad or it's inhuman. |
10 | Toby Gottfried | 2 | The United States Postal Service = Cost put aside, I have sent letters. |
| | Total points: | 252 | from 42 votes |
1 | Andrew Brehaut | 42 | A ham sandwich goes into a bar and the bartender... = A horse wandered into a bar. Soon the bartender... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 39 | "That's one small step for man; one giant leap f... = Note an immortal phrase, spoken after gallant m... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 33 | Pope Benedict's anti-Islam remarks in that speec... = The Vatican spokesman pledged: "I blame it on t... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 25 | Are 'conspiracy theories' on Princess Diana's de... = 'No, as she perished in a routine car accident,... |
5 | Scott Gardner | 20 | Best actress nominees: 1. Dame Judi Dench 2. Ree... = 1. The erudite Mrs. Henderson 2. Johnny Cash's ... |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | Michael Gerson, top speech-writer to president B... = Having inspected that report, I am basically su... |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | vice (noun): 1. Moral depravity or corruption 2.... = vice president: 1. A common fill-in 2. Valued a... |
7 | David Bourke | 11 | President Slobodan Milosevic, "The Butcher of the Balkans" = Devil takes the scum responsible for an ethnic bloodbath. |
9 | View | 10 | The president of the United States of America, G... = A gangster from the White House undertakes deba... |
10 | Tony Crafter | 6 | The motion picture epic 'Ben Hur', starring Charlton Heston = Noble, upright screen-hero triumphant in chariot contest! |
11 | Tony Crafter | 5 | Miss Keira Knightley to be The New Face of Chane... = Nice, gentle, wholesome choice. Man, I bet Kate... |
| | Total points: | 216 | from 36 votes |
1 | Larry Brash | 38 | George W. Bush meets with Her Royal Highness Que... = At the White House, Bush talks with Vice Presi... |
2 | Toby Gottfried | 33 | Six Jewish gentlemen were once playing poker in ... = Back in the 60's, a U.S. Navy ship pulled into... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 24 | ONIONS AND XMAS TREES The family are sitting at... = These inane remarks annoy his wife and daughte... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 24 | An undertaker was working alone late one night. ... = A cardiologist died and was given a very elabo... |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | Let's quickly survey all of the 78th Academy Awa... = But never mind these... Time to see who the ne... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 16 | The World's Shortest Fairy Tale: Once upon a ti... = As a blonde was driving home, her phone sudden... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 15 | After having their ninth child, a Brummy couple ... = A married couple are motoring along at a contr... |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | MacArthur Park (Lyrics and music by Jimmy Webb) ... = Originally performed by Richard Harris, the we... |
9 | Tony Crafter | 11 | A man and his wife went to a hospital to have th... = An innocent young chap moved into his new apar... |
10 | Tony Crafter | 8 | A middle-aged couple had two very beautiful daug... = A married man had been having a wild affair wi... |
11 | Tony Crafter | 3 | An elderly couple are attending a church service... = An old couple are in a grannie- home. He says... |
| | Total points: | 204 | from 35 votes |
1 | David Bourke | 42 |  |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 35 | Ang Lee's film "Brokeback Mountain" = I break all "men-fucking-men" taboos. |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 26 | Breast augmentation surgery ~ guarantees men grab your tits. |
4 | Richard Grantham | 18 | The bride and groom = Get hard in bedroom. |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 17 | Homosexual partners = Poor me... anal-sex hurts. |
6 | View | 15 | Penis enhancement surgeries = Nurse, get me spare nine inches! |
7 | Andrew Brehaut | 14 | Pornographic flick = Girl on prick of chap. |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | Male sexual dysfunction = One climaxes unduly fast! |
8 | Paul Pan | 10 | Penis reduction = Cut in one's pride. |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | The nudist community = I must not hide my cunt! |
11 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | Use a personal lubricant... = Rubs it on pleasure canal. |
12 | aussie battler | 1 | Fat lords = Old farts. |
| | Total points: | 201 | from 34 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | C.S. Lewis' "The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe" = We enter a world which is behind that closet. |
2 | Andrew Brehaut | 18 | The President of the United States of America = Incompetent, hated head of state terrifies us. |
3 | Andrew Brehaut | 16 | Metamorphosis = Promises a moth. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 12 | Paris in the springtime ~ might inspire painters. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | Danish newspaper cartoon angers the Muslims = Seems a plain pen is much stronger than a sword... |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | A question to G.W. that he prefers to ignore: ~ When are these troops getting out of iraq? |
7 | Scott Gardner | 10 | American Indian = I'm in a rain dance. |
8 | David Bourke | 9 | The first lesson on guitar = It hurts one's fingers a lot! |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | The criminal defense attorney = Man hired to set any client free. |
10 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 9 | Female persons = Pleasers of men. |
11 | Rick Rothstein | 9 | Religious fundamentalist = Futile rituals in God's name. |
12 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Zinedine Zidane gets a red card in the World Cup Final = Italians win, French cried, and legend Zizou departed. |
13 | View | 8 | William Henry Gates = Get a share in my will! |
14 | Paul Pan | 7 | Heel claims ~ me, Achilles. |
15 | David Bourke | 7 | The KGB's former agent Alexander Litvinenko = Kremlin revenge: Toxin breakfast, long death. |
16 | Scott Gardner | 6 | The Da Vinci Code: Special Illustrated Edition = Anti-Catholic? Loved detailed pictures inside! |
17 | Larry Brash | 5 | The Queen's Annual Christmas Day Broadcasts = She's quite a lady, but transcends as a monarch. |
18 | Dean Mayer | 4 | 'Slices of bread' ~ describes loaf. |
19 | Rick Rothstein | 4 | The Gideons International = An interest in God in a hotel. |
20 | Larry Brash | 4 | The Anagram Artist Windows Software = Ah, it was so swift at word arrangement! |
21 | Rosie Perera | 4 | A marble statue = Mute alabaster. |
22 | Scott Gardner | 3 | Michelangelo's "Creation of Adam" = Am on a ceiling of some cathedral. |
23 | Richard Grantham | 3 | The Austrian neurologist, Sigmund Freud = Genius said a fond mother nurtures guilt. |
24 | Andrew Brehaut | 3 | Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise = The finest skipper in Star Trek, a major space hit. |
25 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | The Church of Scientology = Goofy cult cons the rich, eh? |
26 | David Bourke | 3 | The Spanish team Barcelona = The champions beat Arsenal. |
27 | Larry Brash | 3 | United States of America = Deem it as an utter fiasco. |
28 | Meyran Kraus | 3 | Sumo tournaments = Enormous mutants! |
29 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | Talking Jesus dolls... ~ it's all godless junk. |
30 | Scott Gardner | 2 | Paris Hilton's autobiography ~ is about an oh-so-hip party girl. |
31 | Richard Grantham | 2 | Bush administration = It's bad or it's inhuman. |
32 | David Bourke | 2 | Miss Ann Coulter = Nastier columns. |
33 | Meyran Kraus | 2 | Microsoft Help and Support Website = Stupid patch! Problem is often worse! |
34 | Toby Gottfried | 2 | The American Dental Association = To attain each smile and no caries. |
35 | Tony Crafter | 2 | The Rolling Stones perform a gig in China = Oriental spot for rich, aging Englishmen. |
36 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Oral contraceptive = I can protect a lover. |
37 | Scott Gardner | 2 | The West Virginia coal mine disaster = It is twelve deaths in a grim scenario. |
38 | Tony Crafter | 1 | The magician = Am I cheating? |
39 | Meyran Kraus | 1 | Leader of the British Labour Party = Blair, the toady lap-terrier of Bush. |
40 | Tony Crafter | 1 | German Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler = Grim ruler of Fatherland, eh? |
41 | Meyran Kraus | 1 | The former president Slobodan Milosevic = Don't sob over him, after prison-cell demise. |
42 | David Bourke | 1 | Gary Glitter gets three years in a Vietnamese prison = "I try some very tight pre-teenage Eastern Asian girls!" |
43 | David Bourke | 1 | Sir Paul McCartney files for divorce from Heather = Too-rich Liverpudlian's free from a crafty schemer! |
| | Total points: | 240 | from 40 votes |
1 | Mike Keith | 21 | Five poems anagrammed. |
2 | Larry Brash | 20 | George W. Bush meets with Her Royal Highness Que... = At the White House, Bush talks with Vice Presi... |
3 | David Bourke | 16 | 80 Things You (Probably) Didn't Know About Queen Elizabeth |
4 | Andrew Brehaut | 16 | Genesis |
5 | Toby Gottfried | 14 | Six Jewish gentlemen were once playing poker in ... = Back in the 60's, a U.S. Navy ship pulled into... |
6 | Mike Keith | 13 | An anagram of the 98 Scrabble letters into four 5x5 squares. |
7 | Andrew Brehaut | 12 | A ham sandwich goes into a bar and the bartender... = A horse wandered into a bar. Soon the bartender... |
8 | Tony Crafter | 12 | "That's one small step for man; one giant leap f... = Note an immortal phrase, spoken after gallant m... |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | Holy Tango of Literature. |
10 | Meyran Kraus | 6 | Wilfred Owen's Anthem for Doomed Youth |
11 | Tony Crafter | 6 | An undertaker was working alone late one night. ... = A cardiologist died and was given a very elabo... |
12 | Meyran Kraus | 5 | Pope Benedict's anti-Islam remarks in that speec... = The Vatican spokesman pledged: "I blame it on t... |
13 | Tony Crafter | 5 | A man and his wife went to a hospital to have th... = An innocent young chap moved into his new apar... |
14 | Tony Crafter | 4 | ONIONS AND XMAS TREES The family are sitting at... = These inane remarks annoy his wife and daughte... |
15 | View | 3 | The president of the United States of America, G... = A gangster from the White House undertakes deba... |
16 | Tony Crafter | 3 | The World's Shortest Fairy Tale: Once upon a ti... = As a blonde was driving home, her phone sudden... |
17 | Tony Crafter | 3 | MANDALAY by Rudyard Kipling |
18 | Scott Gardner | 2 | Best actress nominees: 1. Dame Judi Dench 2. Ree... = 1. The erudite Mrs. Henderson 2. Johnny Cash's ... |
19 | Meyran Kraus | 2 | Shakespeare's weather-themed sonnet is anagrammed into a series of 4 seasonal sonnets |
20 | Meyran Kraus | 2 | Let's quickly survey all of the 78th Academy Awa... = But never mind these... Time to see who the ne... |
21 | Meyran Kraus | 1 | vice (noun): 1. Moral depravity or corruption 2.... = vice president: 1. A common fill-in 2. Valued a... |
22 | Tony Crafter | 1 | After having their ninth child, a Brummy couple ... = A married couple are motoring along at a contr... |
23 | Tony Crafter | 1 | The motion picture epic 'Ben Hur', starring Charlton Heston = Noble, upright screen-hero triumphant in chariot contest! |
| | Total points: | 176 | from 30 votes |