| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Andrew | 29 | Three Pyramids of the Giza Necropolis = Head for Egypt's prime historical zone. |
2 | Adrian Hickford | 27 | Home brewery = Why? More beer! |
3 | Mey Kraus | 22 | The defibrillator = For ill heart, I'd bet! |
4 | Rick | 17 | Shoulder pads ~ hold up a dress. |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 16 | Real ale pubs = Pleasurable. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 15 | A London commuter ~ couldn't moan more! |
7 | David Bourke | 13 | Lousy father = Feral youths. |
8 | Hans-Peter Reich | 12 | A retirement plan = Enter parliament. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 12 | Self-incriminations ~ confess in trial I'm in. |
10 | Mike Torr | 10 | Pregnancy and childbirth = Children and crap by night. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 10 | The love triangles ~ tangle other lives. |
10 | Dee4j | 10 | Some regular letters are sorted, and ~ so rearranged to let me read results. |
13 | Adie Pena | 8 | Muse's fat body ~ busted my sofa! |
14 | Paul Pan | 6 | Pasta al pesto ~ tops as a plate. |
15 | Ellie Dent | 5 | Fast food outlet = Ate old stuff, too. |
15 | Sir T Aucscua | 5 | A mobile telephone = (Beep tone) "Hello, I am..." |
17 | View | 2 | Members of Parliament = Amoral men, fibs, temper. |
Total points: | 219 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.459) |
1 | Adie Pena | 41 | Al Gore's "An Inconvenient Truth" documentary = Oscar-nominated tale unnerving the country. |
2 | Mey Kraus | 30 | Oscar Wilde's novel 'The Picture of Dorian Gray' = He conceals a now overly disfigured portrait. |
3 | Andrew | 24 | The Academy Award for Best Motion Picture = "My Oscar win, it came about for 'The Departed'." |
4 | Scott Gardner | 22 | Best motion picture of the year ~ is the top tribute of a ceremony. |
4 | Rick | 22 | The director Martin Scorsese = Torrid scenes merit the Oscar. |
6 | Neil Ramsay | 20 | The Waltons ‡ Talent Show. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 15 | Boston Gay Men's Chorus = "YMCA's our best song, hon!" |
7 | Rosie Perera | 15 | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows = That hero's end tale worthy? Hardly, pal. |
9 | View | 7 | Madonna Louise Ciccone = Nice music and a cool one! |
9 | Mike Torr | 7 | Bride of Frankenstein = One bra, different skin. |
11 | David Bourke | 5 | The television historian Professor Simon Schama = So, hasn't he a firm aversion to helicopter missions? |
12 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 4 | Daniel Deronda by George Eliot = "A bleeding good literary one!" (Ed.) |
13 | Sir T Aucscua | 2 | A Nightmare On Elm Street = Men seeing mortal threat. |
Total points: | 214 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.351) |
1 | View | 45 | Bush still ~ bullshits! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 40 | Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall, to have a hysterectomy = Charles? He formally cancels vasectomy without ado! |
3 | David Bourke | 26 | Tony Blair: "A new stadium? ~ Rome wasn't built in a day!" |
4 | Mey Kraus | 22 | A bald Britney Spears = A barber's sadly inept! |
5 | Rick | 18 | The former Playboy centrefold Anna Nicole Smith = A normally hefty (once hot, firm) blond... Rest In Peace. |
6 | Andrew | 11 | Playboy Centrefold Anna Nicole Smith is dead. = I can stop by Daniel, one of my sad late children. |
6 | Neil Ramsay | 11 | Bush's oil war = Labour's wish. |
6 | Dee4j | 11 | Mardi Gras in Louisiana = I am sad: original's a ruin. |
9 | Adie Pena | 10 | Al Gore was nominated for a Nobel for his campaign ~ on global warming as nationhoods reaffirm peace. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Prince Harry -- the "bullet magnet" -- goes to Iraq = Royal Briton gets there, can't help quagmire. |
11 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | Senator Joseph Biden ‡ Has one President job. |
12 | Mike Torr | 3 | Harvard chooses first woman president = Dressier option - how fresh! Damn cravats... |
Total points: | 213 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.324) |
1 | David Bourke | 44 | William Henry Gates and Melinda French = Really damn rich gentleman and his wife. |
2 | Rick | 37 | The Maiden of Orleans = Honored female saint. |
3 | Mike Torr | 17 | Doctor Sigmund Freud = Our minds got fed crud. |
4 | Mey Kraus | 16 | Germany's National Socialist Fuhrer, Adolf Hitler = I really do rot in hellfire for acts against humans. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 15 | The dictator Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini = Best orator. Italians' reaction? Named him 'Il Duce'. |
6 | Dee4j | 14 | Scooter Libby = I cobble story. |
7 | Andrew | 13 | NASA Navy Commander William Oefelein = Lisa, a lone rival, menaced my fine woman. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 13 | Blair, the Prime Minister = British Premier...I lament. |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 12 | Sisyphus = Pussyish. |
10 | Paul Pan | 10 | Astronaut Lisa Nowak ‡ NASA work salutation. |
11 | Adie Pena | 7 | Imelda M. = Dilemma. |
12 | Neil Ramsay | 6 | Nancy Pelosi = in 'cosy' plane. |
13 | View | 5 | Mary Wollstonecraft = Normally, wrote facts. |
14 | Rosie Perera | 4 | William Wilberforce and the Clapham Sect = Cleric camp: what if we'll abolish men trade? |
Total points: | 213 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.389) |
1 | Mey Kraus | 28 | Plains of the Serengeti = Spot giant felines here. |
2 | Neil Ramsay | 24 | Nessie ~ is seen? |
2 | Rick | 24 | The British Parliament: ~ "That Mr. Blair, he is inept!" |
4 | Larry Brash | 23 | Royal Australian College of General Practitioners = It's not a really great place for one in a surgical role. |
5 | Andrew | 20 | Tehran: in ~ Iran then. |
6 | View | 19 | Rome was not built in a day = Town made by our Italians! |
7 | Paul Pan | 17 | Hague, Netherlands = Huge neanderthals. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 13 | National Weather Service = Rain, snow, ice threat. Leave! |
9 | Dee4j | 10 | Continental Airlines = Insane little iron can. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 10 | The Neapolitan Riviera = "Italian heaven!" I report. |
11 | Sir T Aucscua | 9 | a Barbie doll = I'll be a broad. |
12 | Adie Pena | 8 | PricewaterhouseCoopers = Whoopee! Oscar trip secure. |
13 | Mike Torr | 5 | Campaign For Real Ale = Alliance For Rampage. |
14 | David Bourke | 4 | People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals = No appetite for no-tact female Heather Mills. |
15 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 1 | The Blues and Royals regiment = Men in Harry's battle-ego duels. |
Total points: | 215 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.405) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 36 | There is no great genius without some touch of madness = In neurosis, admit we see much greatness of thought too. |
2 | Mey Kraus | 29 | Stanley Kubrick's film "Dr. Strangelove, Or: How... = Bloody funny romp, involving a stark cold-war-g... |
3 | David Bourke | 27 | The former Baywatch actress Pamela Denise Ander... = Oh, we men admire her ace breasts (and a perfe... |
4 | Neil Ramsay | 19 | Greenpeace sending a Valentines Day card to wha... = Well, only a large kiss can avert death in end... |
5 | View | 16 | The Hunchback Of Notre Dame', written by Victor Hugo = Great French book. Vetoed mutant boy within church. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 15 | Prince Harry to deploy to Iraq with his regimen... = Charles' inheritor, that edgy brother, quipped... |
7 | Andrew | 14 | Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe is posing in the nude. = Child petrified of a non-Slitheryn graduate's risen part. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 14 | If you can keep your head when all about you ... = Inaugural lines of duty release by Kipling on ... |
9 | Mike Torr | 10 | I must go down to the sea again, to the lonely ... ~ The hesitant hags and sweaty men look good, to... |
10 | Adie Pena | 6 | Sylvester 'Rocky Balboa' Stallone's scheduled t... ~ in Sydney airport because telltale steroids, ... |
Total points: | 186 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.312) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 28 | Dear Miss Capulet Brave damsel I shall leave thee ne'er, And will speed to thy shy balcony tonight, When my love I s... |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 23 | Let every dropped aitch or swallowed vowel be a Cupid's dart That falls on and lashes Higgins's tame male heart So hap... |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 21 | Love's Simple Deed Rivals plans seem to end it all, A gun, a pop, a deadly call. With Chino's bullet in thy chest, ... |
4 | Mey Kraus | 19 | The Valentine by England's Prince Edward to the divorcee Wallis Simpson How lame, all dull, the Royals seem, As I h... |
4 | Adie Pena | 19 | We love a ... |
6 | Andrew | 14 | Dear cuddly Bill, How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. One: I herald savvy Hamlet's plan Two: I love ill Le... |
7 | Adrian Hickford | 13 | All Powerful God I love and live in Thy love, Helplessly, wholeheartedly. Hosanna! My dream was bliss. Happine... |
8 | Larry Brash | 11 | My dear pal, Bosie, I loved the new sonnet. Your daddy's a vulgar bastard; He called me a "somdomite" poser. The ... |
9 | Paul Pan | 9 | Oh, my darling Empress, Hell, how I, a pallid war-torn leader, Covet thy lightheaded smellable essence Ah, a vivid wi... |
10 | HSP | 8 | A great ham plan Eyes met across a crowded hall And smartly, Cupid's missile flew. Lad planned to have her in his b... |
11 | View | 7 | Hail to splendid, clever, thrilling, seraphic, wild, high - sensual, nimble , 'love- whore' sweetheart, my ... |
12 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Dearest creature in creation, I love verbal pronunciation. Lovely English ells and vowels, Phyllopod, shellfish, hyd... |
13 | David Bourke | 3 | Who wants to be a divorcee? Complete hell, lust moving me. I have wept, shall all the day, Hell, that's deserved, I ... |
13 | Dee4j | 3 | To my Beloved Anagrammy Awards: This heavenly Challenge I've spilled wide out- my love child lass. Ah, I've left no... |
15 | Mike Torr | 2 | Enhance A Map! (From Beeching, to the Railways) Lord! I love thy little-travelled ways: So much, I'd snap them all,... |
Total points: | 186 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.469) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 53 | An elderly Welshman is lying on his deathbed. E... = Following fertility treatment, an eighty-odd-... |
2 | Rosie Perera | 47 | ... = ...(Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | David Bourke | 27 | Heather Mills-McCartney has been dropped by the ... = The mega-filthy-rich former Beatle Paul happy ... |
4 | Andrew | 21 | Listed below are the movies related to those mo... = The notable, on set legends that, for months,... |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 11 | "Any American who is prepared to run for presid... = A good, safe paradigm vividly outlined by 'oi... |
6 | Mike Torr | 3 | Anti-whaling group Sea Shepherd may shortly dis... = Capsize the hateful, odious Japs? That presu... |
Total points: | 162 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.214) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 33 | OH, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING Words and Music by Rodgers and Hammerstein |
2 | Andrew | 32 | 'My Country' by Dorothea Mackellar |
3 | Tony Crafter | 20 | MULL OF KINTYRE ( Paul McCartney) |
4 | Neil Ramsay | 17 | Rentons Soliloquy |
4 | Neil Ramsay | 17 | The Ballad of John and Yoko |
6 | David Bourke | 16 | Eagles 'used to beat hunting ban' |
7 | View | 14 | French Dictionary: A |
8 | Mike Torr | 6 | Lullaby (The Cure) |
Total points: | 155 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.296) |
1 | Rick | 48 | Incest is wrong, ~ screwing is not! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 26 | Has homosexual tendencies = He does men's anal exits? Ouch! |
3 | Adie Pena | 20 | Boys + Girls = Orgy + Bliss. |
4 | David Bourke | 16 | Pictures of naked women = Desperation...fuck me now! |
5 | Andrew | 15 | Some cum stains on the sheets ~ match semen on those tissues. |
6 | Mey Kraus | 14 | A 'happy ending' masseuse = "Pay me and a penis gushes!" |
7 | Neil Ramsay | 13 | She goes all the way = He always gets hole. |
8 | Paul Pan | 11 | Use the prick ~ up shit creek. |
9 | View | 6 | The Asian pussy-eater = See his 'sea-tuna party'. |
10 | Mike Torr | 4 | Troops To Leave Basra = Arab Arse-Love To Stop. |
11 | Sir T Aucscua | 2 | Frodo Baggins of the Shire = Oh shit, foe forges bad Ring! |
Total points: | 175 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.355) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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