| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Rosie Perera | 31 | College graduation ceremony = Local guy, art degree, no income. |
2 | Tom Myers | 29 | Medical Examiners ~ excel amid remains. |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 27 | 'Drama queen' = A damn queer! |
4 | Richard Grantham | 24 | The pyromaniacs = Match-prone, I say. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
5 | Andrew | 21 | Reggae musician = I secure a gig, man! |
6 | Ellie Dent | 20 | Idle man ~ made nil. |
7 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 19 | Corporate glass ceilings = Girl is sore - can't go places! |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 19 | The operating theatre = Patient got heart here. |
7 | Adie Pena | 19 | Love causes arguments, puts ~ Capulets versus Montagues. |
10 | David Bourke | 14 | Labour party finances = Tony Blair spun a farce! |
11 | Neil Ramsay | 13 | The Central Processing Unit ~ tunes electrons in a PC right? |
12 | View | 11 | The consonant = [A]? No, no! [H], [N], [S], [T], etc. |
13 | Larry Brash | 9 | A liquid crystal display screen = Yield's clear and quality's crisp. |
14 | Tony Crafter | 8 | The vicar sermonises ~ "So I serve Christ. Amen!" |
15 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 4 | Presidential hopeful ~ needs full hot-air pipe! |
15 | Matthew O'Dempsey | 4 | The modern Indian cooking classes = Onions, chicken meats, oil, and dregs. |
Total points: | 272 | from 47 votes (DFE factor: 0.340) |
1 | View | 53 | Rossini's "The Barber of Seville = Irresistible shaver of nobles. |
2 | Andrew | 36 | Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End = Debonair Sparrow fancied the battles. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 34 | Silence is golden in ~ Celine Dion singles. |
4 | Tom Myers | 22 | Action Film Genre = Magnificent Role. |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 21 | Robin Hood is first-rate news ~ in Britain's Sherwood Forest. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 20 | The Tale of Peter Rabbit', a children's story book = (H).B. Potter neatly creates bob-tail hero for kids. |
7 | Neil Ramsay | 14 | Ra, the Sun-God = Heats ground. |
8 | Wayne Baisley | 13 | Mr. Bean's Holiday ~ shone admirably. |
8 | David Bourke | 13 | The actress Keira Knightley = The key's "her tits are lacking!" |
8 | Adie Pena | 13 | "Jesus Christ Superstar," ~ He rises; "Cats," just purrs. |
11 | Rosie Perera | 11 | The Berlin Philharmonic Orchestra = I'll hear "The Ninth" or more crisp Bach. |
12 | Adrian Hickford | 10 | Beatrix Potter's best? = So, Peter Rabbit's text! |
13 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | Bleak House by Charles Dickens = I'd shake Chancery blokes' blues! |
14 | Chris | 4 | The Spy Who Loved Me = Wholesome, hyped TV. |
Total points: | 269 | from 47 votes (DFE factor: 0.298) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 63 | Students' Massacre at Virginia Tech = This sad, tragic event stuns America. |
2 | David Bourke | 38 | The Labour Party's leadership election = Replace Tony Blair, the stupid arsehole! |
3 | Adie Pena | 26 | Q: Is Osama bin Laden really still alive? ~ A: Evil Al-Qaedan boss is terminally ill. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 25 | Britannia rules the waves = But wait! Iran enslaves her. |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 24 | Boris Yeltsin's funeral = Sober tunes finally, sir! |
6 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 21 | Dorothy Evans of Abergavenny, South Wales = The very unloved Granny. Has a few ASBO's too. |
7 | Wayne Baisley | 17 | Cho Seung-Hui = I, uh, chose gun. |
8 | View | 15 | Bush administration ~ is brutish damnation. |
8 | Neil Ramsay | 15 | American gun laws ~ causing new alarm. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Is witless Prince Harry getting too unmanageable? = Graceless ginger Eton twit's a royal pain in the bum! |
11 | Dee4j | 6 | Golfer Elsie McLean, a hundred-and-two years old = Wonder lass dug, made really deft arc, hole in one! |
11 | Paul Pan | 6 | Virginia Tech ~ hit. I give NRA "C". |
13 | Matthew O'Dempsey | 2 | The cruise ship "Sea Diamond" = Our Captain missed... he hides. |
Total points: | 268 | from 46 votes (DFE factor: 0.283) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 64 | The former president Boris Nikolayevich Yeltsin = Insobriety is the reason for my pickled liver, then? |
2 | View | 39 | Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun = Blonde Frau had an Evil Rat. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 25 | Boris Nikolayevich Yeltsin = Heavy insobriety kills icon? |
4 | Andrew | 24 | Ireland's Oscar Wilde = I drew social slander. |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 23 | Songwriter John Lennon = No Northern jingles now. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 23 | S. Morse = Erm...SOS? |
7 | Rosie Perera | 22 | Catherine Elizabeth Middleton = Hate media blitz; decline throne. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 14 | Segolene Royal = Elysee gal, or no? |
9 | Adie Pena | 12 | President George Bush ~ "U.S. to spend bigger here." |
10 | Richard Grantham | 4 | edward estlin cummings = Mess can muddle writing. |
11 | David Bourke | 3 | William Charleston = Lewis Carl Hamilton. |
Total points: | 253 | from 44 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 61 | Hugh Hefner's Playboy Mansion = Home of shapely-bunny sharing! |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 46 | The Statues of Easter Island = I felt stone heads stare at us! |
3 | Hans-Peter Reich | 41 | The United States Postal Service = Visit us to send a letter cheapest. |
4 | View | 38 | United States of America = See an attitude of racism. |
5 | Adie Pena | 16 | Sherwood Forest Paintball = Robin Hood's fast pellet war. |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 16 | Scottish Independence = The decent SNP decision? |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 13 | The Second Law of Thermodynamics = My dim concern's of slow heat death. |
8 | Andrew | 12 | Auschwitz Concentration Camp ~ can occur with a Nazi's contempt. |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | The Statues of Easter Island = Features that aliens tossed? |
10 | Rosie Perera | 8 | The Trident Seafoods Corporation = Operators coordinated to net fish. |
11 | Tom Myers | 4 | Rite of Extreme Unction = Cue exit -- no fire, torment. |
Total points: | 265 | from 46 votes (DFE factor: 0.239) |
1 | David Bourke | 43 | The Royal Australian and New Zealand College of... ~ help irrational nutcases and crazy fools get w... |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 37 | If You Were the Only Girl in the World and I We... = Who will I, one lonely nerd, try to breed with... |
3 | Tom Myers | 32 | The Parker Brothers Deluxe Turntable Edition Sc... = Box contains wider board, has better letter ho... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 27 | "We are all lying in the gutter, but some of us... = "A night sky can liberate awe, glamour, or the... |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 26 | Man who comes through airport turnstile sideway... = Woman who has got big prick in sore mouth look... |
6 | Adie Pena | 25 | the american poet and playwright e(dward) e(stli... = MIND? I'M TAUGHT CAPPING LETTERS! WHY READ IN ... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 17 | Virginia Polytechnic Institute and State University = A stout thirty-plus die in carnage event in its vicinity. |
8 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 16 | The M25 orbital motorway surrounding Greater London = Grown man turns to rat or got bored in 5 mile, 2 hour delay. |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | "The splendors that belong unto the Fame of eart... = "Cute name, Dante. Isn't that one of the all-ne... |
10 | Chris | 5 | Why shouldn't America go re-elect President Cli... = Incipiently stun exciting rent; this whore rea... |
Total points: | 242 | from 42 votes (DFE factor: 0.238) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 37 | Vestiges of Spring Shy new life appears and ends Her beauty is brief |
2 | Neil Ramsay | 23 | Hibernation ends. I view flying geese pass far, Sped by fresh pasture. |
3 | Adie Pena | 21 | Bereaving suffers Easy, death spawns life, brings hope, Serendipity. |
3 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 21 | Winter of big seas. Happy if in trees I spy green leaves and fresh buds. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | Offenses happen - Bye bye, Virginia's students. We'd share April's grief. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 17 | Life is speeding by Brief, green days an' happiness, For 'twas ever thus |
7 | Andrew | 16 | See sun arriving. The pebbly seaside offers Happy sweating friends. |
8 | Richard Grantham | 13 | "Syrupy!" I sneer: "Hen sits and grieves? Badger sniffs? What a pile of *beep*." |
8 | Rosie Perera | 13 | Spring hits, yet alas, grief. Depressives suffer pain. Need a new hobby. |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | Twigs budge five senses Leafy epiphany finds Spare Earth is reborn |
10 | Dee4j | 10 | Find life's easy by Suppressing vain wishes; beg: "Don't Fear the Reaper". |
12 | David Bourke | 9 | The fire burns honey... Flying bees! I disappear, As fevered wasps sting! |
12 | Adrian Hickford | 9 | Ivied winter's past, As one, happy gardeners sigh, Bees fly, Frisbee fun. |
14 | View | 6 | Winter is near, but Life gasps, gasps. A privy bee Feeds, finds her honey |
15 | Sir T Aucscua | 4 | Verses rush by Fast words, I pay speeding fines Feeling the bare pain |
16 | Paul Pan | 3 | Ag'd wise hounds arf Peevish terriers yap 'n' bite Beagles sniff 'n' spy |
Total points: | 230 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.410) |
1 | Andrew | 57 | ... = ... |
2 | Neil Ramsay | 46 | US constitution second amendment: A well regula... = Indeed, but is the blatant massacre of the te... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 45 | A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation... = Chuck, a typical woodenhead macho man, had jus... |
4 | Adie Pena | 22 | "Oh, come on! Who's got the wimpiest dad?" "K... = Ted the second kid says, "But again, that's n... |
5 | James H Young | 18 | St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle.... = Subtle prayer scares the marbles out of small... |
Total points: | 188 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.147) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 42 | Shakespeare's sonnet 144 |
2 | Richard Brodie | 33 | A Shakespeare sonnet noted for its use of alliteration. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 32 | A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 31 | LADY MADONNA by The Beatles |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 15 | There was this old 'grammist named Crafter |
6 | Tony Crafter | 14 | (IS THIS THE WAY TO) AMARILLO? |
7 | Neil Ramsay | 8 | There once was this 'grammer called Adie |
8 | Tom Myers | 2 | Spring is in the air! |
Total points: | 177 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.267) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 41 | Same-sex relationship = I am expert in assholes! |
2 | Tom Myers | 34 | Visit the loo = I love to shit! |
3 | View | 22 | The erection = To entice her. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | The homo community = Hot come in my mouth! |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 20 | Vaginal stimulations = Loving it, as it's manual. |
6 | Neil Ramsay | 19 | Gastroenteritis = Trots ignite arse. |
7 | Adie Pena | 10 | Bestiality is ~ sty abilities. |
8 | Dee4j | 9 | Homosexual Act = Coax male south! |
9 | Andrew | 8 | Castration surgery = Organ's artery is cut. |
9 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 8 | Her panty gusset = Great pussy, then. |
11 | Paul Pan | 7 | Mercy fuck = Cry: "Fuck me!" |
12 | Larry Brash | 6 | Well, I'll be fucked = Life? Luck... bed well. |
13 | David Bourke | 1 | The Labour Defence Secretary Des Browne = Career debated. Now he's "Sorry". Feeble cunt! |
Total points: | 206 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.361) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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