| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Tony Crafter | 51 | A man-eating lion = One giant animal! |
2 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 23 | Please do not disturb = Don't be a loud pest, sir! |
3 | Paul Pan | 21 | Firework displays = Risky if spread low. |
4 | Ellie | 17 | Shield ~ is held. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
4 | sundogg99 | 17 | A terrorist threat? = Arrest the traitor! |
6 | David Bourke | 15 | The English aristocracy = Charles in this category. |
7 | Neil Ramsay | 11 | Transubstantiation = A Saint in burnt toast. |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | The federal prosecutors = Those prefer court deals. |
8 | Richard Grantham | 10 | Send to the gallows = Long, slowest death. |
10 | View | 8 | Christian ideology = Only God is hieratic! |
10 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 8 | Pleasure = Super ale! |
10 | Rosie Perera | 8 | Remedial reading ‡ I'm leader in grade. |
13 | Adie Pena | 6 | Delusions of grandeur ~ unfold serious danger. |
13 | Rick Rothstein | 6 | A long-term relationship = O, I plan to, er, strangle him. |
13 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | The English aristocracy = Right royal caste's niche. |
16 | Dee4j | 5 | A distance swimmer ~ was immersed in act. |
17 | Hans-Peter Reich | 0 | Online Dating = Done in a glint! |
17 | Andrew | 0 | [Rediscovery - withdrawn from the competition] |
Total points: | 222 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.474) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 50 | A Passage to India by E.M. Forster = Saga of Britons' tea-empire days. |
2 | Andrew | 26 | Heartless actor Clark Gable eyed ~ the adorable actress Grace Kelly. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 25 | Oscar Wilde's novel The Picture of Dorian Gray ~ showed a very old caricature reposing in loft! |
4 | Tom Myers | 19 | Motion Picture Actress Lindsay Lohan = Note: tiny superstar is damn alcoholic. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 19 | 'Deathly Hallows', a novel authored by J.K. Rowling = A nearly-lovely job... What'll kids read now, though? |
6 | Rosie Perera | 18 | The German surrealist painter Max Ernst = True, I'm an expert in strange, harmless art." |
7 | Richard Grantham | 16 | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows = No-depth tale. Hardly worth the salary. |
8 | David Bourke | 12 | The actor and writer Christopher Langham = "What child porn? No, a research matter, right!" |
9 | Paul Pan | 9 | "Turn on, tune in, drop out " = Neuron-trip to undo nut. |
9 | Ellie | 9 | American actress Meryl Streep = Simply, a screen career matters. |
11 | Adie Pena | 7 | The "Yellow Submarine" Beatles ~ who battle slyer Blue Meanies. |
11 | Neil Ramsay | 7 | Bands planned the guitar solos ~ on the Gibson Les Paul Standard. |
13 | View | 4 | Suite 'Pictures at an exhibition' = Hear it, it is nice tunes about pix. |
Total points: | 221 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.351) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 33 | Inebriated astronauts = Nausea started in orbit. |
2 | Andrew | 21 | Middle Eastern countries = Elections? Murder instead! |
3 | Matthew O'Dempsey | 20 | Doctor Mohamed Haneef = Man forced to head home. |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 20 | Glasgow International Airport = A national terror plot is waging. |
3 | Ellie | 20 | British nation reflected on ~ the recent floods in Britain. |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 19 | The Chinese imports = Inspect this more, eh? |
7 | Tony Crafter | 15 | Supermodel Kate Moss has dumped Pete Doherty = Lush, up-market poser demotes empty-headed sod! |
8 | Sir T Aucscua | 13 | Roswell UFO incident anniversary = Funny weird controversial aliens. |
8 | David Bourke | 13 | Tewkesbury, Gloucestershire = Glory be! Sure is wet, stuck here! |
10 | Adrian Hickford | 12 | The new Prime Minister Gordon Brown = Modern British power-monger went in. |
11 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | The elections in Two Thousand and Eight = Send a Clinton to the White House, dang it! |
12 | Adie Pena | 9 | Al Gore's "Alliance for Climate Protection" = It's apt in an electoral... er, ecological form. |
13 | Paul Pan | 5 | Sen. David Vitter, R-Louisiana = A vivid adulterer, is no saint! |
13 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 5 | Prime Minister Gordon Brown = Borrowing in trim - spend more. |
15 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | Lewis "Scooter" Libby = I bow to cells: Bye, sir! |
Total points: | 218 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.405) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 47 | Charles Philip Arthur George Mountbatten-Windsor = Lost, abnormal Prince with the huge protruding ears! |
2 | Adie Pena | 24 | U.S. Senator David Bruce Vitter from Louisiana = Conservative? No, sir! But adulterous, I'm afraid. |
3 | sundogg99 | 23 | Rolling Stones lead guitarist Keith Richards = Arthritic old skeleton: ring, sash, slide guitar. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | The actress Lindsay Lohan = All that nose-candy is hers?! |
5 | David Bourke | 21 | The late Diana Frances Spencer (The Princess of Wales) = Sad Charles often slept with canines as a preference! |
6 | Rosie Perera | 17 | Beverly Sills (dead) = Bless elderly diva. |
7 | Ellie | 16 | The two princes, William and Harry = Inherit all Di's charm: now we party. |
8 | Dee4j | 14 | Actress Lindsay Lohan = Honestly a scandal, sir. |
9 | Neil Ramsay | 12 | Kevin Andrews ~ knew invaders. |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 11 | Siegfried Lorraine Sassoon = A soldier's reason is foreign. |
11 | View | 9 | Miss Hillary Rodham Clinton = I still honor my man - lad's rich! |
12 | Paul Pan | 8 | Avoid UK-bred ~ David Bourke! |
Total points: | 225 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.316) |
1 | Andrew | 60 | West Holland = The lowlands. |
2 | View | 29 | Federal Republic of Germany = Friendly place for a beer-mug. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 25 | The Basilica di Santa Maria del Fiore, at Florence = Fine Italian cathedral. I so adore its marble face. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | The palace of Windsor = We had a lot of princes! |
5 | Adie Pena | 19 | McDonald's hamburger and fries = Damn absurd "Golden Arches" firm. |
6 | Neil Ramsay | 15 | The Twelve Apostles in Victoria = A wave rips into the little coves. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 13 | The Virginia Dangerous Dog Registry = Irritating, edgy, or aggressive hound. |
8 | Paul Pan | 12 | Boeing Dreamliner = I'm airborne legend. |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 11 | The domestic ruminant = I induct methane storm. |
10 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 8 | Microsoft Word = oworstfirm.doc. |
10 | David Bourke | 8 | Silver Ring Thing = Virgin girls, then! |
12 | sundogg99 | 0 | [Rediscovery - withdrawn from the competition] |
Total points: | 220 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.324) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 48 | 'Chariots of the Gods?: Unsolved Mysteries of t... = This buffoon thinks modern-style space voyager... |
2 | Neil Ramsay | 45 | A quote from Mao Tse-Tung: "Politics is war wi... = Could someone show that pious, bigoted, pitile... |
3 | Andrew | 40 | "How many psychiatrists does it take to change ... = "One, but this sick light has to want to embo... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 23 | The Global Fund to fight AIDS, Tuberculosis and Malaria = Bold aim: halt frightful, brutal and contagious disease. |
5 | Adie Pena | 17 | It is just a seven-volume "scrawny, black-haire... = Many love "Harry Potter" by J. K. Rowling, a b... |
6 | sundogg99 | 14 | Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday ~ I represent workday antipathy. I escape to trout fishing. |
7 | View | 13 | The musical duo formed by Annie Lennox and Dave Stewart= Duet 'Eurythmics', endeavor of dolt man and waxen lesbian. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 3 | "I'm not changing anything. I've done enough dr... = Mighty high tone: United Kingdom's Royal Highn... |
9 | David Bourke | 1 | "...you're such a big star to me, You're ever... = True, how very true! Cue outrageous irony by y... |
Total points: | 204 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.257) |
1 | Andrew | 33 | Meet Seven Famous Heads 1. Exotic Mahatma Ghandi 2. Sacred Jesus Christ 3. Compact Friedrich Nietzsche 4. War-wooer ... |
2 | View | 29 | 1. Mammoth-sized sculpture of Savior 2. Town Inca citizens had 3. Mayan temple 4. Asia's huge curled cordon-border 5. Pa... |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 28 | Seven Items of What Corrupts America 1. The president, G. W. Bush 2. That a Mr. Cheney is wealthier 3. Condoleezza R... |
4 | Adrian Hickford | 24 | Seven (I hope) of the most archaic, complex, inaccurate and unfair puzzles: 1. The Times Crossword 2. Last Theorem (F... |
5 | Adie Pena | 17 | Liz's Tempestuous Zoo of Seven Ex-Spouses 1. Heir C. N. Hilton Jr 2. That chap Michael Wilding 3. Michael Todd 4. A... |
6 | Richard Grantham | 14 | Which clinched the laurel wreath from now-vanished archaic objects: 1. Cheops' pyramid 2. Majestic Zeus 3. Rhodes tit... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 13 | Seven genres of music: 1. Jazz (New Orleans) 2. Hip-hop (Hard-hit cities here) 3. Classical (Europe, etc.) 4. Ca... |
7 | Paul Pan | 13 | Seven unchic sins 1. Short-cut trouser legs 2. Red lizard shoes 3. A creased jean 4. Mammoth phone affixed on belt... |
9 | Ellie | 11 | I have a few if I'm to add to the mix. Enjoy! 1. Jordan's celebrated chest 2. Posh's pout 3. Cherie's mouth (awful ... |
9 | Dee4j | 11 | Some of actual chiefs / women / chumps (I'm just jealous) who excel (sizzle) here ; I'll cite seven most nominated /wa... |
11 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 10 | Iconic cartoon extras 1 Buzz Lightyear (he's macho) 2 Minnie Mouse (she-rodent) 3 Penfold (DM's chum) 4 Elmer Fudd ... |
12 | David Bourke | 5 | Seven choice classic old products: 1. MS Windows 2. The E-Type Jaguar (how truthful!) 3. Edam cheese 4. The Fender J... |
12 | Neil Ramsay | 5 | A Septuplet of ironic Scottish Wonders 1. Heroic jihad-crusher: John Smeaton 2. Lamb-Madras-Calzone 3. McEwans Rich E... |
14 | Tony Crafter | 2 | A Few Dull Hit Artists 1. ZZ Top (Serious beards) 2. Motorhead (Heavy!) 3. Wham! (Weightless!) 4. Inxs (Supported M... |
Total points: | 215 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.389) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 52 | As the man left court in his invalid-chair with... = Paddy O'Neal came through the customs area at... |
2 | Ellie | 36 | O, what a tangled web we weave, When first we ... = Blair at Number Ten had a way, we feel, with... |
3 | Adie Pena | 35 | A DAY IN THE LIFE I read the news today, oh, ... = John started crafting the newsworthy song whi... |
4 | Andrew | 20 | Funny 'investigative' journalism from the gre... = As a way of confirming the final hike of the ... |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 18 | Bertrand Russell - "Most of the greatest evils ... = George Bush - "Ahem... I'm still convinced th... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 9 | The National Football League has passed a new r... = Some photographers now refuse to go along wit... |
7 | David Bourke | 3 | A burning four-wheel-drive Daimler-Chrysler Jee... = - "Fire!! Fire!! Darn terrorists!" - "Och ay... |
Total points: | 173 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.226) |
1 | Andrew | 53 | Inauguration Speech by George Bush |
2 | Tony Crafter | 52 | AN IRISH AIRMAN FORESEES HIS DEATH by W. B. Yeats |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 34 | Scotland the Brave |
4 | Adie Pena | 16 | Trees by Joyce Kilmer... |
5 | Adie Pena | 11 | LONG, LONG, LONG by George Harrison |
6 | View | 5 | Oh, what a beautiful mornin' |
Total points: | 171 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
1 | sundogg99 | 31 | Silicone breast implants = In some aspects, brilliant. |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 26 | A morning fart = I'm fragrant, no? |
3 | Tony Crafter | 25 | Underwear-stain? = Answer, "Urinated." |
4 | View | 21 | The neatly - trimmed pussy= My nude hair-style tempts. |
5 | Adie Pena | 14 | These vibrators ~ stir hot beavers! |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | KY Personal Lubricants = Canal probe turns silky. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | The domestic ruminant = Turd machine emits ton. |
8 | David Bourke | 6 | Eva Jacqueline Longoria = Rejoice! No vaginal equal! |
9 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 5 | Full-frontal nudity = Lurid fanny tuft, lol! |
10 | Andrew | 4 | Golfer Padraig Harrington = Large Profit. Raging hard-on! |
11 | Paul Pan | 0 | [Rediscovery - withdrawn from the competition] |
Total points: | 150 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.407) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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