| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Scott Gardner | 43 | A picture is worth a thousand words = Icon did surpass what author wrote. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | The abortion pills = I'll poison the brat. |
3 | Andrew | 29 | A plea of temporary insanity = Attorney: "I apply for amnesia." |
4 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 28 | General anaesthetic = The neater analgesic. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
5 | Ellie | 24 | The Anglican minister = Christian gentleman, I. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 23 | Course of radiotherapy treatment = Hit-rays penetrated core of a tumor. |
7 | Rick | 21 | Feminine products = I'm super confident. |
8 | Neil Ramsay | 17 | Foreboding = Being Frodo. |
9 | Richard Brodie | 15 | I'm the real patriot. ~ Impale the traitor! |
9 | Adie Pena | 15 | Sardonically = I scorn all day! |
11 | View | 14 | This great nation of ours = O, (for the ignorant) it's USA! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 10 | Surveillance is ~ secure villains. |
12 | SpisterMooner | 10 | Eating a double whopper with cheese = Chew it, blow up, die. Phone, get a hearse. |
14 | Larry Brash | 8 | Oh, smegma is a little ancient name for ~ the secretion of mammalian genitals. |
15 | Dee4j | 6 | What brings the tear into the eyes of man?= That many waste one beer on their fights! |
Total points: | 295 | from 50 votes (DFE factor: 0.300) |
1 | Andrew | 44 | These Boots are Made for Walkin' = Footwearin' dame trashes bloke. |
2 | Ellie | 37 | Author Rowling's 'Deathly Hallows' = And thus she will allow Harry to go... |
3 | Adie Pena | 26 | The new Sinead O'Connor "Theology" CD = One lady in here who connects to God. |
4 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 24 | The Belles of St. Trinians = In all, the first one's best. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 23 | The Osmonds are reunited for their anniversary = Return of dreariness, harmonies and ivory teeth! |
5 | Rosie Perera | 23 | The Steinway concert grand piano = Two hands practice any genre on it. |
7 | Larry Brash | 22 | The actress Marilyn Monroe = Tart? Icon? She's merely "Norma". |
8 | View | 18 | The actress Marilyn Monroe = Rather solemn cinema-story. |
9 | Neil Ramsay | 16 | The director and film-maker Peter Jackson's ~ craft and method remakes JRR Tolkien's epic. |
10 | sundogg99 | 13 | Anthony Burgess' "A Clockwork Orange" = O no! Lawbreaker gang shocks country. |
11 | Paul Pan | 11 | Anita Ekberg's ~ giant beakers. |
12 | Michael Omstead | 10 | America's Next Top Model with Tyra Banks = Take Miss Anorexic Nymph toward battle. |
13 | SpisterMooner | 9 | I Will Sing of My Redeemer = Misery? Well, in God, I'm free. |
14 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | A Neil Simon play = A smile on any lip. |
15 | David A Green | 6 | 'The Third Eye' by T. Lobsang Rampa = Bald Tibetan mythographer, yes? |
Total points: | 289 | from 49 votes (DFE factor: 0.306) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 49 | George W. Bush, The President of the USA = The pig! He refuses to end the bogus war! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 39 | The late Princess Diana's memorial service = A horse merits a presence - Camilla's invited! |
3 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 31 | Heathrow protesters = Ooh, arrest the twerps. |
4 | Adie Pena | 30 | Taliban Regime = Again? I tremble! |
5 | Andrew | 29 | The Tenth Anniversary of Princess Diana's death = Her shrine contains devastated fans in therapy. |
6 | Dee4j | 24 | The Crandall Canyon miners = Drills cannot reach any men. |
7 | View | 20 | Hurricane Flossie = Careful, is inshore! |
8 | Michael Omstead | 17 | Minneapolis Interstate bridge collapses = Past engineers' aim relied on plastic bolts. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 10 | Rumors of Castro's imminent death = A shift: no more Communist red star? |
10 | Rick | 9 | The Minnesota Bridge Collapse = Ignore patch in old steel beams. |
10 | David Bourke | 9 | The downloading of pornographic images of children = Doctrine of wrong-doing of paedophile Chris Langham. |
12 | Neil Ramsay | 7 | Lord of The Rings animation technologies ~ seen in tool in health imaging for doctors. |
13 | SpisterMooner | 2 | Mitt Romney's presidential campaign focuses on Iowa = Mormon anticipates win, legitimacy. Surpass foe? Done. |
Total points: | 276 | from 48 votes (DFE factor: 0.271) |
1 | Andrew | 45 | Charles, The Prince of Wales = Aware of the Spencer's chill. |
2 | Ellie | 41 | The Anglican minister John Wesley = Rejoice at all these winning hymns! |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 38 | Tolkien's Legolas Greenleaf = Ageless, eternal-looking elf. |
4 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 29 | Miss Elizabeth Jane Hurley = Hi man, she is truly a Jezebel. |
5 | View | 26 | Diego = i.e. God. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
6 | Scott Gardner | 21 | Galadriel, the Lady of Lorien = Royal, gold-haired elf in tale. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 18 | Andrew Albert Christian Edward Windsor = www.randier-rich-bastard-and-soldier.net |
8 | Adie Pena | 16 | Italian merchant Amerigo Vespucci = Culprit gave his name to America Inc. |
9 | Paul Pan | 12 | Ezra Weston Loomis Pound = Moon drew nazi poet's soul. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 12 | The Methodist Movement leader Charles Wesley = I am told he wrote several selected hymn themes. |
11 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | The Russian Lev Tolstoy = Sit, author! Style novels! |
12 | Dee4j | 7 | Leonid Stadnyk = Lad noted in sky. |
Total points: | 276 | from 48 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Ellie | 51 | The World Beard and Moustache Championships = Shows and compares the odd, but ample chin hair. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 40 | The University of Notre Dame = A home in it for every student. |
3 | Dee4j | 39 | Space Shuttle Endeavour = Leaves Cape, thunders out! |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 35 | The National Aeronautics and Space Administration = A heroic man inside a unit can soar to a distant planet. |
5 | David A Green | 30 | The Australian and New Zealand Society of Indexers = We analyse text and file it in such an order as A-Z. Done! |
6 | Michael Omstead | 21 | iPod Shuffle and iTunes = Funds pushed to an iLife. |
7 | Adie Pena | 19 | camelcigarette.net = I let mate get cancer! |
8 | Andrew | 18 | The Ancient Forests of Ilia = Fire stole the fascination. |
9 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 12 | Sellotape Original = i.e. a top, sealing roll. |
9 | Neil Ramsay | 12 | Fangorn Forest in Middle Earth = Homeland of rare, drifting Ents. |
11 | Larry Brash | 9 | Xylocaine, local anesthetic = Hell! So, ain't exactly cocaine! |
12 | Tony Crafter | 4 | Marie Osmond Dolls = Mormon's solid deal. |
Total points: | 290 | from 49 votes (DFE factor: 0.245) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 83 | "Oh, why did you make woman so beautiful?" the ... = "Ay true," the man says, "but God, why did you... |
2 | Paul Pan | 34 | Republican Larry Edwin Craig, the United States ... = He lewdly stared at urinating cop's terrific nu... |
3 | Andrew | 32 | And so, my fellow Americans: ask not what your ... = Famous Kennedy shouts out a corny (or cocky) o... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 26 | The National Population and Family Planning Com... = China limits a mom and pop to only one infant,... |
5 | David A Green | 23 | 'The Flame Trees of Thika: Memories of an Africa... = Rich family left home to re-explore Kenya and b... |
6 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 19 | We are crushing potential with a tyranny of tes... = Get state teaching/wayward parents halting car... |
7 | Adie Pena | 18 | An interstate (the I-35W) bridge in Minneapolis collapses = Alas! Nation saw the terrible incident; 35 people missing? |
8 | David Bourke | 15 | Mr. Skin's Skincyclopedia: The A-to-Z Guide to ... = Get your knickers off! Zoom in on this! It's c... |
9 | Neil Ramsay | 11 | Lord of the Rings creative technology is to he... = So, Doctors poach Weta's rendering of evil, pi... |
Total points: | 261 | from 45 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
1 | Ellie | 41 | Now I'm an old-fashioned girl, utterly astute, that needs a settled chap: quiet, cute, whatever, he must've teeth and... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 36 | Eloquent tutors told me a tale; Seventeen beautiful virgins waited in Heaven, So I crashed the plane on a city; Die... |
3 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 34 | My ideal future: we see peace in the Middle East and Iraq with that ass Blair not to have even a little amount of undue ... |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 34 | Gollum dreamt. "Bad liars and thieves stole it. We need to have it. The Wilderness. The Unrequited Love. The Etern... |
5 | Andrew | 30 | My dream is untainted - a tender scratch behind the ear, a quiet fire to lull at, veal left overs in the dish, a huge tr... |
5 | Rosie Perera | 30 | Note: I have a dream that one day we, the talented US, will recover from all the intense undue damage that inept little... |
7 | Larry Brash | 20 | The dream for the future? Seeing loon Bush leave is quite a nice start; then, world-wide peace and unity; time travel;... |
8 | David Bourke | 10 | Alas, I have a repeated vivid nightmare...in Twenty-Thirteen the House of Windsor falls, and so, the detested old trou... |
9 | Adie Pena | 9 | There's the tilter, a Don Q, In everyone. A fatal clash, death ahead, We venture and duel, Tilting at windmills, A... |
9 | Paul Pan | 9 | A bit of the old in-out with a teenage Ursula Andress, Adolf Hitler deep-throats erect Idi Amin, and seven evil dwarves... |
11 | View | 7 | Homo homini lupus est? In GOD we trust! He created us even. White lad, Ebony lad, Red one, have natal heart, head, ... |
12 | Adrian Hickford | 6 | The North; toothache; an NHS hospital; Tweedle-Dum and Tweedle-Dee each torture me - live tarantulas first! Vegetativ... |
13 | Meyran Kraus | 5 | Me too! Well, I tend to have a different dream: I have all that intercourse with my statuesque tenth-grade teacher - th... |
Total points: | 271 | from 46 votes (DFE factor: 0.283) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 72 | A seven-year old boy and his four-year old brot... = Bored young Rick was doing very badly in math... |
2 | Neil Ramsay | 61 | Boromir quote: "One does not simply walk into... = Bush: "OK Tony, here's the tactical plan. W... |
3 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 30 | ace of clubs, two of clubs, three of clubs, fou... = Once upon a time in a far off land (not quite... |
4 | Adie Pena | 27 | A woman sees her fat nude self in the mirror an... ~ The amiable husband foolishly and unknowingly... |
5 | David A Green | 25 | "One day, about noon, going towards my boat, I ... = When shipwrecked and when marooned on a hot d... |
Total points: | 215 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.128) |
1 | Mike Keith | 76 | The first poem laments, in a somewhat Shakespearean style, a lover's betrayal; the second is about a country under the t... |
2 | Richard Brodie | 31 | Venus Verticordia by Dante Gabriel Rossetti |
3 | Tony Crafter | 29 | MEMPHIS TENNESSEE by Chuck Berry |
4 | Neil Ramsay | 26 | Song of The Fall of Gil-galad (Tolkien) |
5 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 12 | Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned / Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned. |
6 | Adie Pena | 8 | "Sodomy" [from "Hair"] |
7 | Adie Pena | 2 | RACE CAR YA-YAS (by Cake) |
Total points: | 184 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.219) |
1 | Rick | 53 | An orgasmic release = A large scream is one. |
2 | Dee4j | 27 | An erectile dysfunction = I cannot feel nice, sturdy. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | The homosexual relationship = Asshole-exploration time, huh? |
4 | View | 15 | Parisian streets = Tart raises penis. |
5 | Adie Pena | 14 | Houston, we have a problem, er... party! = Blow me over here, happy astronaut! |
6 | Jason Swann | 10 | Use protection = To secure on tip |
6 | David Bourke | 10 | Quest for the ring = Queers' fortnight. |
6 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 10 | To be conspicuous by their absence = Chic bras upon cutesy teen boobies. |
9 | Paul Pan | 8 | An orgasmic release ~ comes in a large arse. |
10 | Andrew | 7 | The nip and tuck surgery = Huge penis? Try dark cunt! |
11 | Tony Crafter | 5 | Testicle organs = Genitals sector. |
Total points: | 182 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.344) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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