| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Paul Pan | 57 | Hard disc ~ did crash... |
2 | View | 39 | Free online dating service = Easier love-finding centre. |
3 | Andrew | 35 | British Telecom Company's customer service line. = Mercy! Victim's ear is sore but no client help comes! |
4 | Adie Pena | 28 | Lax era permits ~ pre-marital sex. |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 26 | Antidepressant medicines = Manic patient needed SSRI's. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 21 | For the cleansing of one's soul = Ergo: A full, honest confession. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 20 | Huge debts = He budgets? |
8 | Rosie Perera | 10 | Stolen merchandise = Men clashed in store. |
9 | Rick Rothstein | 4 | Juvenile Diabetes ‡ "I've been just ideal!" |
10 | David Bourke | 3 | Ian Douglas Smith, rest in peace = Tussle emancipating Rhodesia. |
Total points: | 243 | from 41 votes (DFE factor: 0.244) |
1 | Andrew | 49 | The Spice Girls reunion = This "reopening" is cruel. |
2 | Adie Pena | 29 | Welcome to the Disneyland Paris Resort! = Its Old Policy: The men wear rodent's ears. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 28 | Nigella Lucy Lawson - 'The Domestic Goddess' = English woman's décolletage; it's so ... cuddly! |
3 | Ellie Dent | 28 | "Il Trovatore" = Love traitor? |
5 | Rosie Perera | 24 | Digital Rights Management = Media giant might strangle! |
6 | View | 19 | 'The last of the Mohicans' = O, that man! He's lost chief. |
7 | Scott Gardner | 15 | London Symphony Orchestra = Only harmony 'cross the pond. |
8 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 14 | Riotous Assembly - a farce by Tom Sharpe = South Africa's story may seem probable. |
9 | Neil Ramsay | 13 | "American Gangster" ~ gets nicer anagram. |
10 | David Bourke | 12 | The book 'A Million Little Pieces' - James Frey = Fake. The majority is complete lies, no libel. |
11 | Paul Pan | 8 | Pirates download ~ sad, low-paid tenor! |
Total points: | 239 | from 41 votes (DFE factor: 0.268) |
1 | Andrew | 51 | Hillary for President = Her friends payroll it. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 36 | American Thanksgiving = Carving again, methinks. |
3 | View | 30 | The Annapolis conference = Chance for Palestine? None! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 25 | Heather Mills McCartney's television outbursts = "Truly, I'm the real victim!" she blasts to us on screen. |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 23 | The Middle East peace negotiations = Ideas go in to end the epic stalemate. |
6 | David Bourke | 20 | Tony Blair is converting to the Roman Catholic faith = His Act of Contrition morally bothering the Vatican. |
7 | Adie Pena | 17 | Real threat upon ~ our Planet Earth. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 10 | Feast Day of Saint Andrew, November Thirtieth = ATTENTION! Friday: we'd observe that fisherman. |
9 | Paul Pan | 8 | "Pirates download ~ on i-Pod. Trade laws?" |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 6 | Syria enters new Middle East peace talks = Meddler's cry: "We seek a Palestinian state." |
11 | JJ Gertler | 5 | Alessandro Zanardi completes ING New York Marathon ~ and is no lark; racer with near no legs zoomed past many. |
Total points: | 231 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.282) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 51 | American inventor, Elisha OTIS = Name is historic... in an ELEVATOR. |
2 | Adie Pena | 48 | Germans Siegfried and Roy = Gay friends, in some regard. |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 46 | Inebriety ~ i.e., Britney. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 27 | The novelist Sir Ahmed Salman Rushdie = Admit his Verses undermine Allah? Tosh! |
5 | Andrew | 17 | US Playright Norman Mailer = His great pal. Marilyn Munro? |
6 | David Bourke | 14 | The Prime Minister of Australia, Kevin Michael Rudd = "Cerumen? I removed it, ate it all, sharpish. Fair dinkum!" |
7 | Paul Pan | 12 | Elvis Aaron Presley = Ear-slayer Pelvis, no? |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 6 | The beautiful Gossard Bras model Sophie Anderton = Behold a seeable shame for drugs and prostitution. |
9 | View | 3 | Barbara West Dainton ~ was in bad, errant boat. |
Total points: | 224 | from 40 votes (DFE factor: 0.225) |
1 | Neil Ramsay | 76 | The Bush Administration's foreign policy ~ is an upsetting, horrific myth based on oil. |
2 | David Bourke | 29 | St Pancras International = Trans-continental a Paris! |
3 | Rosie Perera | 26 | International UFO Bureau = Furore about an alien unit. |
4 | Paul Pan | 16 | The Smart car = "Crash-matter". |
5 | Richard Grantham | 15 | Éire (The Republic of Ireland) = Euphoric inebriated feller. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 12 | A George W. Bush Talking Action Figure = The bigot wrecking our language? As if! |
6 | Scott Gardner | 12 | Glacier Bay National Park, USA = Ran large boat up in icy Alaska. |
8 | Andrew | 8 | Nintendo DS's Mario Cart = Tests mind in car on road. |
9 | Adie Pena | 7 | It's my Filipino birthplace; an epic, hopeful ~ City of Manila, Republic of the Philippines. |
10 | View | 6 | Great Wheel of China = Now face real height! |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 6 | Detroit, Michigan, United States of America = The danger-cities data? I, um, came in first too. |
12 | Plankton | 4 | Detroit, Michigan, United States of America = "I eradicate Ford Autos, men!" (Isn't it a GM ethic?) |
Total points: | 217 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.308) |
1 | David Bourke | 38 | Britney Spears lost her virginity at fourteen years old = Noisy stereotype trailer-trash duly given a first boner! |
2 | Rosie Perera | 37 | ... = Obvious (once I coolly convey belief): the ear... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 33 | The critic can't create originality in any genr... = Pithily ironic response of critic: "Oh, so wha... |
4 | Adie Pena | 27 | The Israeli Prime Minister Ehud Olmert and the ... = Plain inept Bush as "Summit" mediator? Oh, the... |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 26 | Headlines: Bush told to end hard war. Brown l... = Carlsberg don't do anagrams, but if we did, th... |
6 | Andrew | 24 | The National Trust Handbook for Members and Visitors = This novel marks routes to Norman habitats in Bedford. |
6 | View | 24 | Ebony and ivory Live together in perfect harmon... = Yoh, my good men! Anybody, everybody. White or ... |
Total points: | 209 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.189) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 31 | Afford power that children obviously need. |
2 | Richard Grantham | 30 | For the hundreds we force to play bad violin. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Rosie Perera | 27 | Heard often: don't club or whip five-year-olds! |
4 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 15 | 1. Consider 2. Offer help 3. Evil dad won't hurt a boy! |
4 | Larry Brash | 15 | For the parson could never fiddle with a boy. |
6 | Neil Ramsay | 10 | We abhor foul depravity of stoned children. |
7 | Dan Fortier | 7 | Reach with love!(You'd forbid parent fondles.) |
7 | Paul Pan | 7 | I vow to fend a filthy old cherub-panderer so... |
7 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 7 | Richly offered: adults - avoid porn on the web! |
7 | Tony Crafter | 7 | "Vilify bad or foul hardcore!" - Pete Townshend. |
11 | Adie Pena | 6 | The evil who fondled, raped our frantic boys. |
11 | David Bourke | 6 | Frown - the valued priest fondled a choirboy. |
13 | Andrew | 5 | Lad hit pervert uncle who's fond of a boy ride. |
14 | Jesse Frankovich | 4 | Find parents who court'd believe foolhardy. |
15 | View | 3 | Wonderful pathfinder to avoid lechers, boy! |
15 | Adrian Hickford | 3 | Ordinary vehicle ... Blood's found ... Father wept. |
17 | witch wyzwurd | 1 | BROOD HID, HOWL. FOR VILE ACT: FEND; SPAY, NEUTER. |
Total points: | 184 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.531) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 69 | The attractive woman was sitting alone in the b... = Like most travel writers, Adam made for the h... |
2 | Adie Pena | 51 | Two prostitutes were riding around with a sign ... ~ So the two shattered, sorriest bimbos just to... |
3 | Andrew | 30 | Our BBC values: Trust is the foundation of th... = Their real values They want to: Encourage... |
4 | David Bourke | 15 | Harriet Ruth Harman, the Deputy Leader and the C... = How a mad left madam, head of Labour fraud, ha... |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 14 | "Give me the money that has been spent in war a... = "America will never seek a permission slip to... |
Total points: | 179 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.161) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 55 | LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS by The Beatles |
2 | Adie Pena | 36 | THE END OF THE WORLD |
3 | Tony Crafter | 30 | A lady goes on a safari, taking her aged poodle, Timmy, along for company... |
4 | Andrew | 18 | Good friend for Jesus sake forbeare... |
5 | David Bourke | 17 | Get Here |
6 | View | 8 | In the ice sculpture... |
Total points: | 164 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.214) |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 39 | Vaginal intercourse = Leaving a cunt rosier. |
2 | Adie Pena | 37 | In a flaccid state = Fact: I can't, ladies! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 25 | A term of affection ‡ Fornicate off, mate! |
4 | Larry Brash | 19 | Flatulent aromas = Total anus flamer. |
5 | David Bourke | 18 | A pantomime horse = Poo! I'm the arse, man! |
6 | Paul Pan | 14 | Nivea Cream = Enema, Vicar? |
7 | Andrew | 7 | World Day for the Prevention of Child Abuse = To David - renowned for the purchase of Billy. |
7 | View | 7 | Vaginal intercourse = Naive girl ? Courtesan! |
Total points: | 166 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.276) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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