Anagrammy Leaders' Board - January, 2008 - 49 votes cast

49 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE LONG SPECIAL RUDE

GENERAL:

1

  Rick

49  

A lesbian romance = I can bear no males.

2

  Rodney Koodray Jr

31  

Order Chinese take out food = Adored the fortune cookies!

3

  John Fidler

27  

Nightmare = A REM thing.

4

  Horrid Stretchy Pus

24  

Four fingers and a thumb = Big hand for man's future.

5

  Andrew

21  

Teenage children ‡ Enlightened race.

6

  Zoran

20  

Net points = Top tennis!

7

  Rosie Perera

18  

Christian theology = Holy trio's teaching.

8

  Neil Ramsay

17  

Horseracing's ~ Nags or riches.

9

  Larry Brash

15  

Beef Vindaloo ~ be an evil food.

10

  Adie Pena

13  

Guilty as charged = Edgy liar's caught!

11

  Tony Crafter

12  

Winter's song = Resting snow.

12

  Paul Pan

10  

Anal retentive = Neat, neat liver.

13

  View

9  

Oh, retain Red Natives in ~ the Indian reservation.

13

  Ten-Wide Jong Li

9  

The mysteries of magnetism = Mighty fastener sometimes.

15

  Ellie

5  

The bleak mid-winter = The dark time blew in.

16

  Mick Tully

4  

The Neapolitan spaghetti = I eat long, thin pasta, eh pet?

17

  Bryan Crain

3  

A merry tar = "Arrr, matey!"

18

  David Bourke

0  

Anti-Islamic = Animalistic.

 

  Total points:

287 

from 49 votes     (DFE factor: 0.367)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  Andrew

44  

William Shakespeare's "The Tempest" = Will's theme is "Sea keeps them apart!"

2

  Rosie Perera

35  

Miss America Contest = Master cosmeticians.

3

  Neil Ramsay

31  

The Robert Burns classic "Auld Lang Syne" = A tune sung by shrill and cerebral Scots.

4

  Rick

27  

Ape met girl, but dies in ~ Empire State Building.

5

  Larry Brash

26  

The 'Carry On' Films = Filthy romancers.

6

  Tony Crafter

24  

The Las Vegas entertainment industry = Stars and teeth glitter in many venues!

7

  John Fidler

18  

Daniel Day-Lewis = I'll win dead easy.

8

  Adie Pena

14  

Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece = Mona Lisa's a concept I did revere.

8

  David Bourke

14  

Vienna Vegetable Orchestra = Clarinet ravages "Beet hoven".

10

  Ten-Wide Jong Li

11  

Penguins, Pirates, or Steelers? = Enterprises in sport leagues.

11

  Scott Gardner

9  

The writer Sappho of Mytilene = Top females within her poetry.

12

  Ellie

8  

The New 'American Idol' Talent Show = A win that heartened Simon Cowell!

13

  Horrid Stretchy Pus

6  

The Oscars awards ceremony, '08 = Camera on cow's dress, 80th year.

13

  Paul Pan

6  

Quantum of Solace = A useful OO, M 'n' Q act!

13

  Mick Tully

6  

Miss America Kirsten Haglund = Striking! Charmed males in USA.

16

  Rodney Koodray Jr

4  

Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles = Machines rise, then can't control a horror!

17

  View

2  

Gwen Renee Stefani = A fine 'n' sweet genre.

 

  Total points:

285 

from 49 votes     (DFE factor: 0.347)

TOPICAL:

1

  David Bourke

50  

Britney Spears loses the custody of her two children = Total psycho-witch, she surrenders boys to Federline.

2

  Ellie

43  

Winehouse in rehab = When I abuse heroin. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award)

3

  Rick

33  

Recall the grim death of ~ film actor Heath Ledger.

4

  Don Rogers

31  

Barack Hussein Obama? = No, as I am a Bush backer!

5

  Tony Crafter

25  

Sir Paul McCartney undergoes secret angioplasty = A crude appliance to unclog singer's artery-system.

6

  John Fidler

21  

Bid chessboard 'bye' if ~ Bobby Fischer is dead.

7

  Adie Pena

17  

The White House, Washington D.C. = Which she's out to win and get, eh?

8

  Rosie Perera

15  

"Change We Can Believe In" = Begin anew? A cliché, even.

9

  Ten-Wide Jong Li

14  

I voted for George Walker Bush = Gov't. rogue, war bloke. He's fired!

9

  Larry Brash

14  

Former Indonesian President, Suharto = Asian Fuhrer, monster or inept don, dies.

11

  Andrew

8  

Kenyan diplomatic efforts = It deters panic of many folk.

12

  Neil Ramsay

3  

Attorney General Michael B. Mukasey = Legal Notary may rebuke the CIA's men.

12

  View

3  

Jones Sentenced to Six Months in Prison = Minx injects shots to speed ? No-no, sinner!

14

  Mick Tully

1  

Spider Biofuel = Fib! Pour diesel.

 

  Total points:

278 

from 48 votes     (DFE factor: 0.292)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  Andrew

39  

The Democrat Senator Barack Hussein Obama = A rare, honest American asked to combat Bush.

2

  David Bourke

33  

The Illinois Democrat senator, Barack Hussein Obama = A black icon has ideas to terminate serial moron Bush.

3

  Ellie

32  

The late mountaineer, Sir Edmund Percival Hillary = And he loved cruel Himalayas until retirement. RIP.

4

  Larry Brash

29  

Mountaineer Sir Edmund Percival Hillary = Lad, in pain, murmured, "Chilly air on Everest"

5

  Rosie Perera

24  

Sir Edmund Hillary = Under myriad hills.

5

  Adie Pena

24  

Omar Osama bin Laden = I am an Arab model son.

7

  Scott Gardner

23  

Andre "The Giant" Roussimoff = Fighter is enormous and fat.

8

  Rick

21  

Miss America Kirsten Haglund = This unmarried gal can kiss me.

9

  Tony Crafter

20  

The Scientology cult leader David Miscavige ~ lets Tom Cruise give godly and ethical advice.

10

  Horrid Stretchy Pus

16  

Jeremy James Anthony Gibson Beadle = Held job as jester, maybe annoying me.

11

  View

10  

Diana, the Princess = Cheap and sinister.

12

  Rodney Koodray Jr

4  

Tracey Edmonds = Come try Ed's DNA.

13

  John Fidler

1  

Peter Gerald Hain = Depart in glare, eh?

 

  Total points:

276 

from 48 votes     (DFE factor: 0.271)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  Rosie Perera

49  

Yosemite National Park = Area many like to stop in.

2

  Adie Pena

33  

Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus ~ is the scary lethal topic at numerous U.S. clinics.

3

  Andrew

24  

The tight Scotsman: ~ "That thing costs me!"

3

  Neil Ramsay

24  

A Glaswegian Burns-Night = Warning: Unstable Haggis!

5

  Rick

19  

The Miss America contest = A nice chest is smart to me.

6

  Horrid Stretchy Pus

17  

Wetherspoons pub chain ~ house cheap brown pints.

7

  Ellie

16  

Mt. Everest, in the Himalayan Mountains, Nepal. = Hillary's one aim... even a pennant at the summit!

8

  Tony Crafter

15  

The Diana Fountain in Kensington Gardens = A sinking foundation threatens an ending.

9

  Seaport

13  

Big Mac and Large Fries = Lard, feces in a bag? Grim!

9

  Mick Tully

13  

United States of America = Idea: fat customers eat in!

11

  John Fidler

11  

The Empire State Building = Hi, embittered, lusting ape.

12

  Rodney Koodray Jr

10  

Patriots Superbowl champs = Pro sports team whips a club.

13

  Larry Brash

8  

Self-laudatory vanity article = Artistically faulty endeavor.

14

  View

5  

'Oprah Winfrey Network' = Ratify her known power.

15

  David Bourke

4  

LesbianPersonals.com = Incomparable lessons!

 

  Total points:

261 

from 47 votes     (DFE factor: 0.319)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  Tony Crafter

43  

How come that we choose from just two people to ... = The women's seductive cup-ratios are more impo...

2

  Horrid Stretchy Pus

39  

How To Be King of the Media Jungle by Chris Roy... = 1) Hijack others' creativity. 2) Show off on ...

3

  Adie Pena

37  

English author and mathematician Charles Lutwid... ~ has got on him the magical drugs that Alice u...

4

  Andrew

24  

Democrats hopeful, Senator Johnny Reid Edwards b... = He's reduced it to where those foes, Obama an...

5

  Rodney Koodray Jr

23  

The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Reven... = The known space saga hero Luke rejects his bi...

6

  Rosie Perera

19  

Smokey Bear says, "Only you can prevent forest fires." = My point so far: Conserve trees! Yes, burn safely, okay?

7

  View

17  

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban confirm pregnancy = Frankly announced incoming birth. (Pick name, dear!)

8

  Bryan Crain

13  

"Faith" is a fine invention When Gentlemen can... = Poet Emily magnifies a punning truth: new scie...

9

  John Fidler

12  

To move swiftly, strike vigorously, and secure ... = Focus, focus, luvs! Let's get it over with. Sc...

10

  David Bourke

8  

Lance Bombardier Kerry Fletcher and Sergeant Lo... = Farmer erect, as embracing rude lesbians roll ...

11

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

6  

How to be King of the Media Jungle by Chris Roy... = Why I'm a Bloviating Jerk by odd coot: The Sun...

12

  David A Green

2  

Chris Roycroft-Davis's 'How to be King of the M... = God! Come view the brief horrid jottings of a ...

 

  Total points:

243 

from 43 votes     (DFE factor: 0.279)

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:

1

  Bryan Crain

42  

Blair: "I am timorously troubled by your unreasonable lawmaking, oddly woolly logic, and lurid, redneck crudeness." B...

2

  Neil Ramsay

33  

Bush: Die, Rot! You mad, irksome outcast Arab world scoundrel. Bin Laden: Away! You old warmongering redneck US hillbil...

3

  Tony Crafter

30  

Madonna: "Guy; can I borrow your cards, dude? I would like to order a wild li'l black number!" Guy (yells): "Hell missu...

4

  Adie Pena

25  

Nicole Kidman: Will you sing our baby a slow country lullaby? Keith Urban: Would a smashed, slurred, bad recording rem...

5

  Andrew

23  

Mr Blair: Anyway, d'ya reckon I should be a Catholic? Mrs Blair: Use no rubber? You'll get no loud and lewd lust, w...

6

  Horrid Stretchy Pus

22  

Lloyd Webber: Will you be in my dark musical about rock 'n' roll, drugs, alcohol and ruin? A. Winehouse: I'd be glad and...

7

  Adrian Hickford

15  

Monica nodded: Billy-boy, luckily your glans is remarkable! Bill, turning cold: A rude blow! Wash your mouth out, dear...

8

  JJ Gertler

11  

Huckabee: My, why so dour, world ruler? Bill Clinton: I sinned, silly guy, or would run. Barack Obama: Yet gals do ...

9

  Rosie Perera

10  

Ehud Olmert urged: Israel wants a Middle East concord. Hosni Mubarak, incredulously: Will lobbying by our ally Dubya wo...

10

  David Bourke

8  

Dubya (U.S. moron): "Well gee, Mr Sharon, y'all! Now come on round, buddy! Well? Like, talk to us, buddy! It's crucial, ...

11

  View

6  

Man - How about wild ... ? Lady (blubbers)- Head is killing ... Man (dour) - OK girl. Soccer on ... Lady - Do you.....

11

  Dee4j

6  

Obama: I won! Hillary (and Bill): LOL! My word! Go surrender, slack-brain dullard ! Because you're so dumb, you couldn...

13

  Rodney Koodray Jr

5  

Donkey: (Lewdly blabbers) Ridiculous man no "Arthur"? You ugly bald "ogre"! Shrek: I am now a worldly cultured noblem...

14

  Ellie

4  

Bill Clinton: "I'm back... working!" Hillary: "Yes, sure. ...

14

  John Fidler

4  

Cameron: "Gordon, you're dull!" Brown: "But Sir, you're duller. Soon, crumb, I'll send you away! Ha ha! I will still be...

 

  Total points:

244 

from 42 votes     (DFE factor: 0.357)

LONG:

1

  Tony Crafter

60  

On Saturday nights the three lads always went o... = "Father," confessed the man shyly, "yesterday...

2

  Rosie Perera

45  

Obama's Top Ten list on The Late Show with Davi... = Ten Enumerable Hillary Clinton Campaign Promi...

3

  John Fidler

33  

A is for Alibi B Is for Burglar C Is for Cor... = A is for Acid B Is for Bullet C Is for Chis...

3

  Adie Pena

33  

A group of Cubans desert their island and are o... ~ A rather pat idea, she pulls down her jeans, ...

5

  Andrew

15  

"Someday, and that day may never come, I'll cal... = To dupe a jittery guest, a mighty heavy Godfa...

6

  Horrid Stretchy Pus

14  

"I think it does once again urge us to think ha... = What woman's arsenal would be without the cro...

 

  Total points:

200 

from 36 votes     (DFE factor: 0.167)

SPECIAL:

1

  Rosie Perera

56  

The Gashlycrumb Tinies, by Edward Gorey

2

  Tony Crafter

51  

MY GENERATION The Who

3

  Andrew

26  

Material Girl - Madonna

4

  Adie Pena

25  

HAPPY NEW YEAR

5

  Horrid Stretchy Pus

15  

The Robin

6

  Neil Ramsay

14  

You ain't nothin' but a hound dog

7

  John Fidler

7  

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.

 

  Total points:

194 

from 35 votes     (DFE factor: 0.200)

RUDE:

1

  Adie Pena

40  

A sexual intercourse = Excretions are usual!

2

  Neil Ramsay

36  

What French people make a whistling sound? = The womens naked parachuting fellowship!

3

  Horrid Stretchy Pus

29  

Say, I'm well hung! = Man's huge willy.

4

  Rick

23  

Anal probes = A pal's boner!

5

  Larry Brash

21  

The cabin boy = A boney bitch!

6

  Andrew

20  

The Negro woman's breasts = So, her man gets a brown set.

7

  David Bourke

12  

Tribades ~ eat birds.

8

  Dee4j

10  

Sexual intercourse = Late excursion? Sure!

9

  Tony Crafter

6  

The mariner's pastime = Enter a shipmate's rim!

 

  Total points:

197 

from 36 votes     (DFE factor: 0.250)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

Tony Crafter

74.64

 

View

16.07

Rosie Perera

72.84

 

Ten-Wide Jong Li

11.21

Adie Pena

71.38

 

Scott Gardner

9.35

Andrew

71.15

 

Don Rogers

9.04

Rick

54.49

 

Mick Tully

7.99

Horrid Stretchy Pus

51.98

 

Zoran

7.35

Neil Ramsay

49.12

 

Paul Pan

5.76

John Fidler

37.75

 

Adrian Hickford

5.36

David Bourke

37.74

 

Dee4j

4.64

Larry Brash

34.27

 

Seaport

4.15

Ellie

32.36

 

JJ Gertler

3.93

Rodney Koodray Jr

25.25

 

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

1.67

Bryan Crain

19.73

 

David A Green

0.56

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

Rosie Perera

2

2

0

Tony Crafter

2

1

1

Andrew

2

0

2

Adie Pena

1

1

2

David Bourke

1

1

0

Rick

1

0

1

Bryan Crain

1

0

0

Neil Ramsay

0

2

2

Ellie

0

1

1

Horrid Stretchy Pus

0

1

1

Rodney Koodray Jr

0

1

0

John Fidler

0

0

2


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