| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Rick | 49 | A lesbian romance = I can bear no males. |
2 | Rodney Koodray Jr | 31 | Order Chinese take out food = Adored the fortune cookies! |
3 | John Fidler | 27 | Nightmare = A REM thing. |
4 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 24 | Four fingers and a thumb = Big hand for man's future. |
5 | Andrew | 21 | Teenage children ‡ Enlightened race. |
6 | Zoran | 20 | Net points = Top tennis! |
7 | Rosie Perera | 18 | Christian theology = Holy trio's teaching. |
8 | Neil Ramsay | 17 | Horseracing's ~ Nags or riches. |
9 | Larry Brash | 15 | Beef Vindaloo ~ be an evil food. |
10 | Adie Pena | 13 | Guilty as charged = Edgy liar's caught! |
11 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Winter's song = Resting snow. |
12 | Paul Pan | 10 | Anal retentive = Neat, neat liver. |
13 | View | 9 | Oh, retain Red Natives in ~ the Indian reservation. |
13 | Ten-Wide Jong Li | 9 | The mysteries of magnetism = Mighty fastener sometimes. |
15 | Ellie | 5 | The bleak mid-winter = The dark time blew in. |
16 | Mick Tully | 4 | The Neapolitan spaghetti = I eat long, thin pasta, eh pet? |
17 | Bryan Crain | 3 | A merry tar = "Arrr, matey!" |
18 | David Bourke | 0 | Anti-Islamic = Animalistic. |
Total points: | 287 | from 49 votes (DFE factor: 0.367) |
1 | Andrew | 44 | William Shakespeare's "The Tempest" = Will's theme is "Sea keeps them apart!" |
2 | Rosie Perera | 35 | Miss America Contest = Master cosmeticians. |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 31 | The Robert Burns classic "Auld Lang Syne" = A tune sung by shrill and cerebral Scots. |
4 | Rick | 27 | Ape met girl, but dies in ~ Empire State Building. |
5 | Larry Brash | 26 | The 'Carry On' Films = Filthy romancers. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 24 | The Las Vegas entertainment industry = Stars and teeth glitter in many venues! |
7 | John Fidler | 18 | Daniel Day-Lewis = I'll win dead easy. |
8 | Adie Pena | 14 | Leonardo da Vinci's masterpiece = Mona Lisa's a concept I did revere. |
8 | David Bourke | 14 | Vienna Vegetable Orchestra = Clarinet ravages "Beet hoven". |
10 | Ten-Wide Jong Li | 11 | Penguins, Pirates, or Steelers? = Enterprises in sport leagues. |
11 | Scott Gardner | 9 | The writer Sappho of Mytilene = Top females within her poetry. |
12 | Ellie | 8 | The New 'American Idol' Talent Show = A win that heartened Simon Cowell! |
13 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 6 | The Oscars awards ceremony, '08 = Camera on cow's dress, 80th year. |
13 | Paul Pan | 6 | Quantum of Solace = A useful OO, M 'n' Q act! |
13 | Mick Tully | 6 | Miss America Kirsten Haglund = Striking! Charmed males in USA. |
16 | Rodney Koodray Jr | 4 | Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles = Machines rise, then can't control a horror! |
17 | View | 2 | Gwen Renee Stefani = A fine 'n' sweet genre. |
Total points: | 285 | from 49 votes (DFE factor: 0.347) |
1 | David Bourke | 50 | Britney Spears loses the custody of her two children = Total psycho-witch, she surrenders boys to Federline. |
2 | Ellie | 43 | Winehouse in rehab = When I abuse heroin. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Rick | 33 | Recall the grim death of ~ film actor Heath Ledger. |
4 | Don Rogers | 31 | Barack Hussein Obama? = No, as I am a Bush backer! |
5 | Tony Crafter | 25 | Sir Paul McCartney undergoes secret angioplasty = A crude appliance to unclog singer's artery-system. |
6 | John Fidler | 21 | Bid chessboard 'bye' if ~ Bobby Fischer is dead. |
7 | Adie Pena | 17 | The White House, Washington D.C. = Which she's out to win and get, eh? |
8 | Rosie Perera | 15 | "Change We Can Believe In" = Begin anew? A cliché, even. |
9 | Ten-Wide Jong Li | 14 | I voted for George Walker Bush = Gov't. rogue, war bloke. He's fired! |
9 | Larry Brash | 14 | Former Indonesian President, Suharto = Asian Fuhrer, monster or inept don, dies. |
11 | Andrew | 8 | Kenyan diplomatic efforts = It deters panic of many folk. |
12 | Neil Ramsay | 3 | Attorney General Michael B. Mukasey = Legal Notary may rebuke the CIA's men. |
12 | View | 3 | Jones Sentenced to Six Months in Prison = Minx injects shots to speed ? No-no, sinner! |
14 | Mick Tully | 1 | Spider Biofuel = Fib! Pour diesel. |
Total points: | 278 | from 48 votes (DFE factor: 0.292) |
1 | Andrew | 39 | The Democrat Senator Barack Hussein Obama = A rare, honest American asked to combat Bush. |
2 | David Bourke | 33 | The Illinois Democrat senator, Barack Hussein Obama = A black icon has ideas to terminate serial moron Bush. |
3 | Ellie | 32 | The late mountaineer, Sir Edmund Percival Hillary = And he loved cruel Himalayas until retirement. RIP. |
4 | Larry Brash | 29 | Mountaineer Sir Edmund Percival Hillary = Lad, in pain, murmured, "Chilly air on Everest" |
5 | Rosie Perera | 24 | Sir Edmund Hillary = Under myriad hills. |
5 | Adie Pena | 24 | Omar Osama bin Laden = I am an Arab model son. |
7 | Scott Gardner | 23 | Andre "The Giant" Roussimoff = Fighter is enormous and fat. |
8 | Rick | 21 | Miss America Kirsten Haglund = This unmarried gal can kiss me. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 20 | The Scientology cult leader David Miscavige ~ lets Tom Cruise give godly and ethical advice. |
10 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 16 | Jeremy James Anthony Gibson Beadle = Held job as jester, maybe annoying me. |
11 | View | 10 | Diana, the Princess = Cheap and sinister. |
12 | Rodney Koodray Jr | 4 | Tracey Edmonds = Come try Ed's DNA. |
13 | John Fidler | 1 | Peter Gerald Hain = Depart in glare, eh? |
Total points: | 276 | from 48 votes (DFE factor: 0.271) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 49 | Yosemite National Park = Area many like to stop in. |
2 | Adie Pena | 33 | Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus ~ is the scary lethal topic at numerous U.S. clinics. |
3 | Andrew | 24 | The tight Scotsman: ~ "That thing costs me!" |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 24 | A Glaswegian Burns-Night = Warning: Unstable Haggis! |
5 | Rick | 19 | The Miss America contest = A nice chest is smart to me. |
6 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 17 | Wetherspoons pub chain ~ house cheap brown pints. |
7 | Ellie | 16 | Mt. Everest, in the Himalayan Mountains, Nepal. = Hillary's one aim... even a pennant at the summit! |
8 | Tony Crafter | 15 | The Diana Fountain in Kensington Gardens = A sinking foundation threatens an ending. |
9 | Seaport | 13 | Big Mac and Large Fries = Lard, feces in a bag? Grim! |
9 | Mick Tully | 13 | United States of America = Idea: fat customers eat in! |
11 | John Fidler | 11 | The Empire State Building = Hi, embittered, lusting ape. |
12 | Rodney Koodray Jr | 10 | Patriots Superbowl champs = Pro sports team whips a club. |
13 | Larry Brash | 8 | Self-laudatory vanity article = Artistically faulty endeavor. |
14 | View | 5 | 'Oprah Winfrey Network' = Ratify her known power. |
15 | David Bourke | 4 | LesbianPersonals.com = Incomparable lessons! |
Total points: | 261 | from 47 votes (DFE factor: 0.319) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 43 | How come that we choose from just two people to ... = The women's seductive cup-ratios are more impo... |
2 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 39 | How To Be King of the Media Jungle by Chris Roy... = 1) Hijack others' creativity. 2) Show off on ... |
3 | Adie Pena | 37 | English author and mathematician Charles Lutwid... ~ has got on him the magical drugs that Alice u... |
4 | Andrew | 24 | Democrats hopeful, Senator Johnny Reid Edwards b... = He's reduced it to where those foes, Obama an... |
5 | Rodney Koodray Jr | 23 | The Phantom Menace, Attack of the Clones, Reven... = The known space saga hero Luke rejects his bi... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 19 | Smokey Bear says, "Only you can prevent forest fires." = My point so far: Conserve trees! Yes, burn safely, okay? |
7 | View | 17 | Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban confirm pregnancy = Frankly announced incoming birth. (Pick name, dear!) |
8 | Bryan Crain | 13 | "Faith" is a fine invention When Gentlemen can... = Poet Emily magnifies a punning truth: new scie... |
9 | John Fidler | 12 | To move swiftly, strike vigorously, and secure ... = Focus, focus, luvs! Let's get it over with. Sc... |
10 | David Bourke | 8 | Lance Bombardier Kerry Fletcher and Sergeant Lo... = Farmer erect, as embracing rude lesbians roll ... |
11 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | How to be King of the Media Jungle by Chris Roy... = Why I'm a Bloviating Jerk by odd coot: The Sun... |
12 | David A Green | 2 | Chris Roycroft-Davis's 'How to be King of the M... = God! Come view the brief horrid jottings of a ... |
Total points: | 243 | from 43 votes (DFE factor: 0.279) |
1 | Bryan Crain | 42 | Blair: "I am timorously troubled by your unreasonable lawmaking, oddly woolly logic, and lurid, redneck crudeness." B... |
2 | Neil Ramsay | 33 | Bush: Die, Rot! You mad, irksome outcast Arab world scoundrel. Bin Laden: Away! You old warmongering redneck US hillbil... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 30 | Madonna: "Guy; can I borrow your cards, dude? I would like to order a wild li'l black number!" Guy (yells): "Hell missu... |
4 | Adie Pena | 25 | Nicole Kidman: Will you sing our baby a slow country lullaby? Keith Urban: Would a smashed, slurred, bad recording rem... |
5 | Andrew | 23 | Mr Blair: Anyway, d'ya reckon I should be a Catholic? Mrs Blair: Use no rubber? You'll get no loud and lewd lust, w... |
6 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 22 | Lloyd Webber: Will you be in my dark musical about rock 'n' roll, drugs, alcohol and ruin? A. Winehouse: I'd be glad and... |
7 | Adrian Hickford | 15 | Monica nodded: Billy-boy, luckily your glans is remarkable! Bill, turning cold: A rude blow! Wash your mouth out, dear... |
8 | JJ Gertler | 11 | Huckabee: My, why so dour, world ruler? Bill Clinton: I sinned, silly guy, or would run. Barack Obama: Yet gals do ... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 10 | Ehud Olmert urged: Israel wants a Middle East concord. Hosni Mubarak, incredulously: Will lobbying by our ally Dubya wo... |
10 | David Bourke | 8 | Dubya (U.S. moron): "Well gee, Mr Sharon, y'all! Now come on round, buddy! Well? Like, talk to us, buddy! It's crucial, ... |
11 | View | 6 | Man - How about wild ... ? Lady (blubbers)- Head is killing ... Man (dour) - OK girl. Soccer on ... Lady - Do you..... |
11 | Dee4j | 6 | Obama: I won! Hillary (and Bill): LOL! My word! Go surrender, slack-brain dullard ! Because you're so dumb, you couldn... |
13 | Rodney Koodray Jr | 5 | Donkey: (Lewdly blabbers) Ridiculous man no "Arthur"? You ugly bald "ogre"! Shrek: I am now a worldly cultured noblem... |
14 | Ellie | 4 | Bill Clinton: "I'm back... working!" Hillary: "Yes, sure. ... |
14 | John Fidler | 4 | Cameron: "Gordon, you're dull!" Brown: "But Sir, you're duller. Soon, crumb, I'll send you away! Ha ha! I will still be... |
Total points: | 244 | from 42 votes (DFE factor: 0.357) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 60 | On Saturday nights the three lads always went o... = "Father," confessed the man shyly, "yesterday... |
2 | Rosie Perera | 45 | Obama's Top Ten list on The Late Show with Davi... = Ten Enumerable Hillary Clinton Campaign Promi... |
3 | John Fidler | 33 | A is for Alibi B Is for Burglar C Is for Cor... = A is for Acid B Is for Bullet C Is for Chis... |
3 | Adie Pena | 33 | A group of Cubans desert their island and are o... ~ A rather pat idea, she pulls down her jeans, ... |
5 | Andrew | 15 | "Someday, and that day may never come, I'll cal... = To dupe a jittery guest, a mighty heavy Godfa... |
6 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 14 | "I think it does once again urge us to think ha... = What woman's arsenal would be without the cro... |
Total points: | 200 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.167) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 56 | The Gashlycrumb Tinies, by Edward Gorey |
2 | Tony Crafter | 51 | MY GENERATION The Who |
3 | Andrew | 26 | Material Girl - Madonna |
4 | Adie Pena | 25 | HAPPY NEW YEAR |
5 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 15 | The Robin |
6 | Neil Ramsay | 14 | You ain't nothin' but a hound dog |
7 | John Fidler | 7 | They fuck you up, your mum and dad. |
Total points: | 194 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
1 | Adie Pena | 40 | A sexual intercourse = Excretions are usual! |
2 | Neil Ramsay | 36 | What French people make a whistling sound? = The womens naked parachuting fellowship! |
3 | Horrid Stretchy Pus | 29 | Say, I'm well hung! = Man's huge willy. |
4 | Rick | 23 | Anal probes = A pal's boner! |
5 | Larry Brash | 21 | The cabin boy = A boney bitch! |
6 | Andrew | 20 | The Negro woman's breasts = So, her man gets a brown set. |
7 | David Bourke | 12 | Tribades ~ eat birds. |
8 | Dee4j | 10 | Sexual intercourse = Late excursion? Sure! |
9 | Tony Crafter | 6 | The mariner's pastime = Enter a shipmate's rim! |
Total points: | 197 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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