| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Andrew Brehaut | 39 | A Monday morning = Man in angry mood. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 28 | See no evil; Hear no evil; Speak no evil = Rash in love? Ease in love; Keep in love! |
3 | Don Fortier | 27 | Irate insects and bugs ~ scare, bite, and sting us. |
4 | Ellie | 22 | One may preach ~ peace: harmony. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Designated areas of conservation = A donation saves a receding forest. |
6 | Neil Ramsay | 19 | I rent madams ~ in Amsterdam. |
7 | Paul Pan | 18 | The devil is in the details = It hides, veiled in stealth. |
8 | David Bourke | 14 | Amsterdam prostitutes = A dream tempts tourists. |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 14 | Inter-planetary space flights = Trips are, in fact, lengthy leaps. |
10 | View | 12 | Mermaids ~ disarm me. |
10 | Adie Pena | 12 | Columbia's underground economy = My long-rumored U.S.-bound cocaine. |
12 | Bryan Crain | 9 | Hope is the thing with feathers = Fear is the thing with hot sheep. |
12 | Dan Fortier | 9 | General anesthesia = Inhale, strange ease. |
14 | Larry Brash | 8 | The generic medications ~ made choice interesting. |
15 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Narrative photography = Having art portray hope. |
16 | Don Rogers | 3 | The nail that sticks out gets hammered down = To withstand his maltreatment, he goes: "DUCK!" |
16 | Michael Omstead | 3 | The seasonal candy-vice lot = Valentine's Day chocolates. |
Total points: | 265 | from 45 votes (DFE factor: 0.378) |
1 | Andrew Brehaut | 53 | The Venus de Milo sculpture from Ancient Greece = Item's got centre place in French Musee du Louvre. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 44 | "No Country for Old Men" wins the best picture award = Two Coen brothers dwarf opulent cinema industry. |
3 | View | 42 | Singer Amy Winehouse = So, yes, I'm a huge winner! |
4 | David Bourke | 33 | The supermodel Bar Refaeli = Hot, pure-bred Israel female. |
5 | Paul Pan | 29 | Venus de Milo ~ mused, in love! |
6 | Larry Brash | 19 | Pining for the Fjords! = Git/nerd rips John off. |
7 | Adie Pena | 17 | Singer Amy Winehouse dominates Grammy Awards = My wins soothe me as a warm drug made in a syringe. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 15 | The actress Marion Cotillard = A-List star! Technicolor dream! |
Total points: | 252 | from 43 votes (DFE factor: 0.186) |
1 | Adie Pena | 39 | Fidel Castro retires = Dictator's isle freer? |
2 | Neil Ramsay | 37 | Tense politics underlie a ~ US Presidential election. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 26 | Singer Amy Winehouse's addiction = I wasted my genius on heroin acids. |
4 | Paul Pan | 25 | Lethal steroids' ~ death toll rises. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 18 | A thirteen-year old Olympian = Train Tom Daley early in hope. |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 16 | The presidential candidate's ~ radiant speech isn't detailed. |
6 | David Bourke | 16 | National Condom Week = Naked woman: "Nice tool!" |
8 | Dan Fortier | 15 | Favorite in L.A., Obama wins the race ~ if no white voters in Alabama care! |
9 | John Fidler | 14 | The Archbishop of Canterbury = Further 'Sharia hobby' concept. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 12 | A U.S. presidential election = One plain issue tilted race. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | The Raul Castro Era begins = Rehearsal set, but no cigar. |
12 | Don Fortier | 7 | Hillary Clinton for President = Friendly Northern Politicals? |
13 | Andrew Brehaut | 6 | Fidel Castro's leadership = A soldier's shift replaced. |
14 | View | 4 | First suicide bombing in Israel in year = Fail by securities in Dimona brings ire. |
15 | Michael Omstead | 3 | Happy Valentine's Day! = Played heavy in pants! |
Total points: | 249 | from 43 votes (DFE factor: 0.349) |
1 | Adie Pena | 57 | The actor Daniel Day-Lewis: ~ "Ideally, I wanted the Oscar!" |
2 | Ellie | 55 | Edmund Percival Hillary = Advanced merrily uphill! (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Tony Crafter | 43 | The former astronaut Neil Alden Armstrong = Great elder. Lunar star. First man on the moon! |
4 | Rosie Perera | 34 | Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton = Hardly a Monica; I'd thrill none. |
5 | Andrew Brehaut | 25 | Fidel Castro's ~ older Fascist. |
6 | John Fidler | 21 | Lord Lucan ‡ Call round! |
7 | Neil Ramsay | 14 | Doctor Rowan Douglas Williams = "Islamic laws to go around world." |
8 | View | 8 | Ron Leavitt = Er... not vital. |
9 | David Bourke | 4 | Patti Solis Doyle = Top disloyalties. |
10 | Don Rogers | 3 | Most Valuable Player Eli Manning = A "Super" NY Giant, I move ball, all men. |
Total points: | 264 | from 44 votes (DFE factor: 0.227) |
1 | Andrew Brehaut | 65 | France's Arc de Triomphe = Charmed centre of Paris. |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 42 | The Venus de Milo = Nudes, I love them. |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 34 | Transcendental Meditation = Man radiated silent content. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 31 | The Great Depression= Hope ends at register. |
5 | Paul Pan | 27 | The World's Oldest Profession = Whores, Priests, Felons? Odd lot! |
6 | Larry Brash | 14 | Usenet group alt.anagrams ‡ Most gargantuan pleasure! |
7 | Ten-Wide Jong Li | 13 | Global Positioning System ‡ I am lost by pointless going. |
7 | Ellie | 13 | Holocaust Memorial Day: January the Twenty-Seventh = Oh, thus many a Jew, everyone, must recall it on that day. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Timotei Shampoo = I'm a top smoothie! |
9 | Adie Pena | 10 | Disneyland: "The Happiest Place on Earth" = I spent a day in her cheap hotel... and slept! |
Total points: | 259 | from 44 votes (DFE factor: 0.227) |
1 | David Bourke | 49 | The National Society of Allied and Independent ... = One-and-only deal: Collect dead one, stuff it ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 33 | Why is it that our children cannot read the Bib... = The ethnic child can rebut it as delusory, whi... |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 33 | I know the boiling point of water's exactly two... ~ nowadays, we, the enlightened, vastly prefer a... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 32 | Barack Obama's campaign slogan: "Change We Can ... = Me? Back a long war a maniac began? (He gasps.... |
5 | Andrew Brehaut | 31 | The Serbian Prime Minister Vojislav Kostunica h... ~ Kosovan parliament and rejects them in their s... |
6 | Adie Pena | 25 | The abstract expressionist painter Willem de Kooning = Women splattered in big strokes in his exceptional art. |
7 | Bryan Crain | 18 | "It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a... = Austen begins her famous volume with spiffy, s... |
7 | Neil Ramsay | 18 | Mos Eisley spaceport. You will never find a mor... = Westminster, London. You could rarely see such... |
Total points: | 239 | from 41 votes (DFE factor: 0.195) |
1 | Andrew Brehaut | 45 | Dear Old Man Winter, Time is nigh likely to ease your harsh hold On this one little plug of turf And assign the unbe... |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 32 | I don't like to suffer harsh elements too long I bet when spring defeats them all, I'll break out into song. In lif... |
3 | Adie Pena | 27 | The end of old Winter means a holy beginning, The color of youth and the hue of Spring. Like a foolish, lustful breat... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 24 | OH, THE ANNUAL COLD AND GLOOM! Most folk feel rough by Winter's end, They are thankful Spring's around the bend. A t... |
5 | Adrian Hickford | 14 | Rotten old Winter ends - Cheerio! March and April, aloof, emerge shuffling, Dehibernation. So I look thankfully ahead,... |
6 | Neil Ramsay | 13 | Ah, I liked heat! Santa's been and gone. Children's youthful hearts fulfilled. They nearly look thrilled! Fatigued... |
7 | Don Fortier | 12 | That funny Bill Murray role (Tad like Scrooge, hello?) Time went on and on, Infinitely so. Real Phil got trod out,... |
8 | Dan Fortier | 10 | Anagrams by Rosie P. likely don't do worst. Faithful crafter Tony - often he'll take first; O, Dan he's not enligh... |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Oh, yellow daffodils emerging, Fluted bonnets fanning, Rooted firmly underground On hilltops all around. Oh, youth... |
10 | Paul Pan | 7 | A polar bear's tenth identity crisis unfolded: "Who am I then, son? A turtle-geek ? Neuter-ferret? Hog? Hen? Half-Ko... |
10 | witch wyzwurd | 7 | I hate snow: It holds cold, Numb my adult toe. He like the heat, Lay on the feet; Red as round beet. Earth's Spring ni... |
12 | Don Rogers | 6 | Hear our healthiest, helmeted men Huddle and scuffle throatily. The gen- Uinely too-long Super Bowl: Kickoff of the ... |
12 | Bryan Crain | 6 | The frost unfolds to heat As children try to eat The final falling flake. The idle bears awake, Emit a neon sound. ... |
14 | Rosie Perera | 4 | Head out unbonneted, eh, tot? Snow and ice melting, The chilly air is fleeting. Spring soon, thankfully. Half-hear... |
Total points: | 216 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.378) |
1 | Don Rogers | 49 | An atheist was walking through the woods. "What... = Then a very bright light shone on the man, and... |
1 | Tony Crafter | 49 | Paddy O'Reilly boarded the train and found hims... = An old drunk got on a train, sat beside a pri... |
3 | Rosie Perera | 35 | A mouse dies and goes to heaven. After a few da... = Some time later a dark old starved cat dies a... |
4 | David Bourke | 34 | A little girl gets separated from her mother in... = Tracey decided to go to the Romford branch of ... |
5 | Adie Pena | 22 | THE SECOND TIME AROUND Love is lovelier, the ... = Who actually believes this romantic crap? S... |
6 | Paul Pan | 12 | Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin," the... = Eminent boyish hymns were playing and shook t... |
Total points: | 201 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.176) |
1 | Andrew Brehaut | 69 | The Lady of Shalott by Lord Tennyson |
2 | Tony Crafter | 59 | 20 PERKS OF BEING OVER 60 YEARS OLD. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 30 | CIRCLE OF LIFE |
4 | Adie Pena | 16 | HEART, WE WILL FORGET HIM by Emily Dickinson |
5 | Bryan Crain | 11 | Hound Dog |
Total points: | 185 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.152) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 40 | A lack of preparation = A fool.. a prick.. a parent. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 32 | A raving poof = Vagina-proof! |
3 | View | 28 | National Condom Week = Come and know elation! |
4 | Bryan Crain | 24 | What is the meaning of life? = Finishing a hot, wet female. |
5 | Adie Pena | 18 | Red light district = It did stretch girl. |
6 | filbert | 11 | Soaking wet pussy = Spunk goes its way! |
7 | David Bourke | 9 | The singer Michael Jackson, and Deborah Jeanne Rowe = Renowned bleached jerk: "No shag...I came in a jar, honest!" |
8 | Paul Pan | 5 | Feta cheese ‡ He ate feces! |
Total points: | 167 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.286) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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