| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 48 | A doctoral thesis = It's read at school. |
2 | Adie Pena | 42 | A bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich = Dad wants to eat a nice combo at lunch. |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 40 | Christian chorus = It soars in church. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 30 | Online education = I continued alone. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 18 | May contain some traces of nuts = Try to consume maniacs? Not safe! |
5 | Ellie Dent | 18 | So praise the Lord! = Oh, real priests do! |
7 | Dan Fortier | 15 | Plains and water = A rainswept land. |
7 | Larry Brash | 15 | Skateboarding = Risk a bang'd toe. |
9 | Andrew Berhaut | 14 | Chinese tortures = The Orient's curse. |
10 | View | 9 | Ugly customer = Most cruel guy. |
11 | Paul Pan | 7 | I, naked Bart S. go ~ skateboarding. |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Absolutely procrastinate = Really piss about, not, er... act. |
Total points: | 262 | from 45 votes (DFE factor: 0.267) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 53 | Claude Monet, "Impression, Sunrise" = Painted Seine in summer's colours. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 42 | Monty Python's motion picture "Life of Brian" = Untimely birth of son of no importance. Pity. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 39 | Famous paintings of Water Lilies = A Monet is uplifting, as is a flower. |
4 | Adie Pena | 35 | Edward Norton starring as 'The Incredible Hulk' = His kind, drab doctor turns all green when irate. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 25 | Mussorgsky's 'Pictures At An Exhibition' = It bases music on Russki art-Expo thingy. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 19 | Torch singer = Sting or Cher. |
7 | David Bourke | 15 | The AC Milan footballer Ronaldo Luis Nazario de Lima = A foul Brazilian laid three common Latino Lolas, dear! |
8 | Andrew Berhaut | 13 | The Australian Cate Blanchett = Thus, can be a theatrical talent. |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | BBC One - "I'd Do Anything" = Oh, bidding to be Nancy. |
Total points: | 253 | from 44 votes (DFE factor: 0.205) |
1 | Andrew Berhaut | 54 | Charlton Heston is dead = The old actor ends in ash. |
2 | Adie Pena | 39 | Pope to address the church's paedophilia crisis = So a cheap parish priest seduced this poor child? |
3 | Rosie Perera | 35 | The Olympic Games Sacred Flame Protection Unit = Chinese Communist Party police team after gold? |
4 | Richard Brodie | 29 | The man weds six tots? = Don't mess with Texas! |
5 | Tony Crafter | 28 | The final Diana inquest lays her to rest at last = Al-Fayed attests he'll quit insane, hot-air rants. |
6 | David Bourke | 20 | The Olympic Games Sacred Flame Protection Unit = A freedom-hating Communist Party select police. |
7 | John Fidler | 17 | Naomi Campbell = Policeman? BLAM! |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | The London Marathon in under 2 hours 6 minutes = Hot men's trio hunt a 26 mile run's end and honour! |
9 | View | 8 | Obama's remarks gives Clinton an opening = O, Barack's mean note improve gals' innings! |
10 | Dharam | 4 | Douglas Yurchey is a plagiarist? = I say our pal is guilty as charged! |
Total points: | 249 | from 43 votes (DFE factor: 0.233) |
1 | Adie Pena | 33 | L'artiste Degas = Listed as Great. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 31 | R Mugabe = Umbrage. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Scott Gardner | 28 | Buffy the Vampire Slayer = Hey, superb family TV fare! |
4 | David Bourke | 27 | The American actor Wesley Trent Snipes = I.R.S. trace meaty wealth...prison sentence! |
5 | Don Fortier | 26 | Fidel and Raul Castro = Den of Ultra-Radicals. |
6 | Neil Ramsay | 25 | David Petraeus ‡ Dead US Private. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 20 | Baron Guy Edouard Alphonse Paul de Rothschild = Rich, able, proud and no pulse, as thoroughly dead. |
8 | John Fidler | 15 | Leonard Cohen = Enhance dolor. |
9 | Rick Rothstein | 11 | Britain's glamour model Jodie Marsh = I admit, "Gal's melons are jumbo, horrid." |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Footballing legend, Romário de Souza Faria = Goal of a famous old Brazilian gone, retired. |
11 | View | 3 | Fidel Alejandro Castro Ruz = Just a crazed Red, fool, 'n' liar. |
Total points: | 229 | from 40 votes (DFE factor: 0.275) |
1 | View | 64 | The United States Government = Don't trust these negative men. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 53 | Chinese Government = Vehement censoring. |
3 | Scott Gardner | 41 | British Government = Voters bring them in. |
4 | Andrew Berhaut | 33 | The USA Commander in Chief = He feared Communist China. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 24 | The British Government = Most thieving brethren. |
6 | Dharam | 19 | South Beach Diet = But I had Cheetos. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | Mortgage Solutions = Suggest or omit loan. |
8 | Adie Pena | 11 | Hot U.S. ~ South. |
9 | Ali Islam | 6 | The United States Government = Voters meet: Intent? Guns, death. |
Total points: | 265 | from 45 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
1 | Neil Ramsay | 43 | bush (noun): A single low plant with many bra... = Bush (person): A snooty, lethal, incoherent... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 42 | "Do you know the alphabet, young Bush?" "Yes."... = "Uh huh. What comes after whizz?" "Bang." "G... |
3 | Dharam | 32 | “Science without religion is lame, religion with... = Whether I call it Omniscient Being or biologica... |
4 | Adie Pena | 27 | The Beatles' long-playing record "Sgt. Pepper's... = Highly regrettable concern: Pop legend Paul pl... |
5 | Andrew Berhaut | 25 | After a long court case, Lady Diana's death is ... = What a useless and dodgy finding after it get... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 20 | Fundamentalist Church of Jesus Christ of Latter... = That stuffy old cult has rancor, justifies inc... |
7 | Hans-Peter Reich | 15 | People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones = Oh, else thoughtless person puts oval holes in windows! |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | AL AK AZ AR CA CO CT DE FL GA HI ID IL IN IA KS... = Damn man commands known world and mocks with l... |
8 | David Bourke | 8 | Keith Noel Emerson, Gregory Stuart Lake, and Ca... = Three frail and elderly gentlemen risk a snore... |
10 | View | 7 | Images show police well armed for raid on polyg... = Cops wore armor, toted weapons, grimily gather... |
Total points: | 227 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.256) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 44 | Late one night over a board, I use one last vowel - reward. I'm banking 'zygotic', exhale, quite erotic, and jump u... |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 35 | A juicily curvy girl teen, In most proud Esquire Magazine, Exposed a toe, Shook off a bow , And did bare all that v... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 31 | I often quote popular bards, Limericks with love I regard; An anagram view Is a funny one too, But, O Jeez! It's exc... |
4 | Andrew Berhaut | 19 | A rigid Jew man at a cape, Begun quick sex with a zoo ape. It grieved "Never fool! It'll ruin your tool and bend my... |
5 | Adie Pena | 16 | Quite disfigured, pigment waxen; Irregular, zany "Bad" action. Stop that loud noise, "I love wee boys!" Forever a Mi... |
6 | Larry Brash | 14 | Anagrammy is a web prize, A cool nerd or two did devise. If novice or geek, It's all about technique. Join up fast.... |
6 | Adrian Hickford | 14 | We've long anagrams in mind. Relax! Your vote was quite blind. You eject other tries - Do I bag a prize, Of the famo... |
8 | Paul Pan | 11 | Don Quixote de la Mancha, Bit 'is jockey rig Sancho Panza, I got windmill, true foe! Dulcinea's pervert beau! We or... |
9 | Dharam | 10 | Viva fabled name Houdini, Quiet yogi or grand genie Would escape a steel box, Open jar with locks For Ma's Turke... |
10 | David Bourke | 6 | A devout Jew, David Marx-Cohen, Quite a bizarre, full nose showin', A familiar scene, About Golders Green, Oy! It (... |
11 | Rosie Perera | 4 | Six elite guys convene as if To find out a cool glyph. David Bourke wrote a gram, Zoran was in quite a jam, And LB t... |
12 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 3 | In our pangram we can see, "Mr Jock, TV quiz Ph.D. bags few lynx" for a jubilee. A dude love it and I see, So I to... |
Total points: | 207 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 50 | A 52-year-old woman had a heart attack and was ... = An 84-year-old man and his 83-year-old spouse... |
2 | Andrew Berhaut | 49 | Mrs. Donovan was walking down O'Connell Street ... = Into a Derry pub foyer comes poor Paddy O'Fee... |
3 | David Bourke | 42 | 1. Meyran Kraus 2. Tony Crafter 3. Andrew Bre... = 1. Jew respects 2. Wit of a banker 3. Chund... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 26 | 'At this grave moment in our national history I... = With those words on August fourth nineteen fo... |
5 | Adie Pena | 15 | TEQUILA SUNRISE by the Eagles It's another t... = Don Henley and Glenn Frey's TEQUILA SUNRISE ... |
6 | Ellie Dent | 12 | Aussie newspaper ad: Wow! Close to all lovel... = We've reserved you front row seats. The Clo... |
Total points: | 194 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.176) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 52 | SHOWER PROTOCOL - How To Shower Like a Woman: |
2 | Tony Crafter | 46 | COMPOSED UPON WESTMINSTER BRIDGE September 3, 1802 |
3 | Adie Pena | 30 | AMERICAN TUNE Composed by Paul Simon |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | The best six doctors anywhere... |
5 | Adie Pena | 9 | CELERY |
5 | Adie Pena | 9 | THE BIG BABOON by Hilaire Belloc |
Total points: | 160 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.214) |
1 | Andrew Berhaut | 41 | Childhood sweetheart = We did her at the school. |
2 | Adie Pena | 38 | A morning erection = No romance igniter. |
3 | View | 30 | The 'Miss Wet T-shirt' competitions = Tits, men, tits! Which tits pose more? |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 25 | A bulge in his pants = A (blush) giant penis. |
5 | David Bourke | 13 | Karen Matthews = Wanker? That's me! |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | Unclothed = Old cunt, eh? |
7 | Paul Pan | 11 | Homoeroticism = Rim-tooshie.com. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 9 | The Gay Football World Cup in Argentina = No buggery-art allowed on pitch at final! |
Total points: | 179 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.258) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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