| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Scott Gardner | 29 | Northwest African cheetahs = There's one cat which ran fast. |
2 | Larry Brash | 24 | Chest pain = The panics! |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | Maternity clothes = Elastic - try them on! |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 19 | The Krauts ~ hate Turks! |
5 | Adrian Hickford | 18 | Health care professional = He's for a cleaner hospital. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 16 | The automated external defibrillators = Able to fix our stalled, terminated heart. |
7 | TwoTeasChris | 15 | Plasma TV = Vast lamp. |
7 | Adie Pena | 15 | A petting zoo = "Go pat it" zone. |
9 | Brian Sewell | 13 | The female's breasts = Bra assets, feel them! |
10 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Dust to dust and ashes to ashes = Death's status? Thou ends as sod! |
10 | Neil Ramsay | 9 | Inhabit poles? = Inhospitable. |
12 | Paul Pan | 6 | Dogs are a man's best friend = Dear! Red fangs bit on me ass! |
13 | Rick Rothstein | 5 | The psychiatric profession = I fear this psychotic person. |
14 | Ellie | 4 | Love and devotion's ~ to involve one's Dad. |
14 | Dharam | 4 | Needlepoint canvas = Even landscape on it. |
16 | Andrew Brehaut | 3 | Nicotine cravings = Constraining vice. |
17 | View | 1 | A minor ~ or main? |
Total points: | 210 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.472) |
1 | Ellie | 42 | Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa = A vision, and a smile... and color. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 33 | Andrew Lloyd Webber sheet-music = Widely-celebrated show numbers. |
3 | Andrew Brehaut | 24 | The Other Boleyn Girl = Henry got to libel her. |
4 | Scott Gardner | 19 | Leonardo da Vinci's La Gioconda = I added oil coloring on a canvas. |
5 | Adie Pena | 14 | Actor Aristotelis "Telly" Savalas = So, a realistic TV star eats a lolly. |
5 | TwoTeasChris | 14 | "Black Holes are White Hot" - S W Hawking = Wheelchair bloke aghast. Thinks "Wow!" |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 12 | Enjoying late night television = Seeing Jay Leno liven it tonight. |
7 | David Bourke | 12 | Sir Alan Sugar's 'The Apprentice' = A rat-race, happiness resulting. |
9 | Dharam | 11 | Monty Python and the Holy Grail = The man-only parody on Thy light. |
10 | Adie Pena | 9 | The comedian Steve Carell in "Get Smart" = That menial secret agent solved crime! |
11 | View | 5 | Eh, but children like ~ "The Incredible Hulk!" |
12 | Brian Sewell | 4 | The Thinker, a statue by Auguste Rodin = Naughty, but true: I adore "The Kiss". Neat! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 4 | Loews Dog Surfing Competition = Suspicion: mongrel Fido got wet. |
14 | Meyran Kraus | 3 | The movie "The Incredible Hulk" = I doubt I'll ever cheek him, then! |
Total points: | 206 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 46 | The Democrats and Republicans in America = Obama and McCain rule this President race. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 24 | The Guantanamo prisoner = Heaping tortures on a man. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 17 | Senator McCain offers "right change" = Rich ones among staff can get richer. |
4 | TwoTeasChris | 16 | The Cassini Probe, ~ orbits in space, eh? |
4 | Ellie | 16 | Golfer Tiger Woods at the US Open = A good swing there spelt out 'FORE!' |
4 | Neil Ramsay | 16 | Elections in Zimbabwe = We bomb 'alien' citizens. |
7 | David Bourke | 15 | Ireland's referendum on the Lisbon Treaty = The final "NO" to surrender deems it "blarney!" |
8 | Tony Crafter | 13 | Robert Mugabe is 'elected' as President = Despised brute celebrates torn image. |
9 | Adie Pena | 12 | George Bush at Ten Downing Street, London = Gordon Brown's tea guest enlightened? NOT! |
10 | View | 11 | Tiger fights off pain to take control of U.S. Open = Facing a top position, forgot hurts of left knee. |
10 | Dharam | 11 | Wedding bells chime for California same-sex couples = Bedfellows of unisex accomplish licensed marriage. |
12 | Andrew Brehaut | 10 | The US's interrogation strategy = Get it right. Torture anyone's ass. |
Total points: | 207 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.343) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 49 | The Italian navigator Christopher Columbus = I launch big ships, travel out to North America. |
2 | Ellie | 36 | Senator Hillary Clinton = Ran, then lost, ironically. |
3 | David Bourke | 30 | The fashion designer Yves Saint Laurent = End of the stylish genius, ever an artisan. |
4 | Adie Pena | 24 | Astaire, ~ i.e., a star! |
5 | Paul Pan | 16 | Amy Winehouse = Hey, a wino muse! |
6 | Andrew Brehaut | 15 | Author Stephen Edwin King = I pen the haunted workings. |
7 | Richard Napier | 14 | Kirstie Allsopp = It's all pork pies! |
8 | View | 10 | U.S. Senator Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton = She ran till America said,- 'Holy! No, don't run!' |
9 | Tony Crafter | 7 | The scientist Amedeo Avogadro = I am devoted to gas reactions, eh? |
10 | Dharam | 5 | Hillary Rodham Clinton = I'll hold on NY matriarch. |
10 | Brian Sewell | 5 | Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton = An 'Iron Lady'. Roll on Thatcherism! |
Total points: | 211 | from 36 votes (DFE factor: 0.306) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 40 | The Playstation Three = Parents? They loathe it! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 29 | Einstein's General Theory Of Relativity ~ isolates energy travel, here to infinity! |
2 | Adie Pena | 29 | The Indian Rhinoceros = It had one nice horn, sir. |
4 | David Bourke | 23 | The National Socialist German Workers' Party = Tyrannical Hitler, an ogre, promotes Swastika. |
5 | View | 21 | Salmonella Enterica = Meal is not real clean! |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | Wendy's fast food restaurant = We'd found a nest of stray rats! |
7 | Andrew Brehaut | 16 | Treaty of Versailles = Falsely restorative. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 12 | American Lighthouse Foundation = A flashing, time-honoured caution. |
9 | TwoTeasChris | 9 | The Surrey Puma = A myth, pure ruse. |
10 | Dharam | 4 | United States Postal Service ~ settles no disputes via trace. |
Total points: | 204 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.286) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 39 | RULES FOR A LIFE THAT'S FULL OF HARMONY Live s... = FULL RULES THAT FAMED ROMEOS KEEP Live for to... |
1 | Scott Gardner | 39 | ... = ... |
3 | Adie Pena | 34 | One afternoon, the astute wife asked her harrie... ~ He looked at her from hefty head to stubby toe... |
4 | Ellie | 30 | At a school gathering, Mother Superior stacked ... = On the other end, was a pile of cookies bearin... |
5 | View | 15 | Obama, Clinton Look to Set Aside Differences, C... = Politicians get agreement of falsehoods to bre... |
6 | Dharam | 12 | What did the outgoing pencil say on introductio... = Hey Dad, so want to stop going in a circle and... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 9 | The Incumbent Zimbabwean President Robert Gabri... = A crazed babbler's upbeat regime. Um, better ... |
7 | David Bourke | 9 | The American singer and guitarist Bo Diddley (El... = Old blues giant lies in a cemetery...he's stirr... |
Total points: | 187 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.242) |
1 | Larry Brash | 28 | God gave us beer so we might use it, have some mirth, and score more. |
2 | Adie Pena | 26 | God gave us the wisdom to achieve our greatness. So remember Him. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Tony Crafter | 24 | God gave us: G.W.Bush; so He committed a massive, one-time error here! |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 18 | God gave us tomorrows because then high aims deserve more time. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | God gave us the video cam, to remember those hours we are missing. |
6 | Adrian Hickford | 16 | God gave us some beer, rich wine, or vermouth, so I get smashed, mate! |
7 | Ellie | 14 | God gave us winter: so, I have the summers to remember; each is good. |
8 | Andrew Brehaut | 8 | God gave us this - a mum - so we remember dear soothing voices there. |
8 | David Bourke | 8 | God gave us the oh-so-tiresome Americans...we regret His dumb move! |
10 | TwoTeasChris | 7 | God gave us mothers who remember eighties music and SO overeat! |
11 | Neil Ramsay | 6 | God gave us women Oh Mother, caress. Or, Eve made him bitter, I guess. |
11 | Richard Napier | 6 | God gave us Demi Moore's huge breasts that we Irishmen come over! |
11 | Paul Pan | 6 | God gave us Roger Moore: He's the scummiest Bond I ever saw, hate 'im! |
14 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | God gave us Christmas; one time mums ever see how their brood age. |
14 | Dharam | 3 | God gave us horses; we have to race them in big-time summer rodeos. |
14 | John Brown | 3 | God gave us Mr. Barrie, (O Me!) So we have Thoughts! (sometimes nice/red) |
17 | Rosie Perera | 1 | God gave US some other head come November. Aim is thus: G.W. retires! |
18 | View | 0 | God gave us means to serve him, be shrewd, meritorious. Go, teach me! |
Total points: | 195 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.545) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 52 | Philanderer Derek popped into the barbers for a... = A man went into a hairdresser's shop and aske... |
2 | Dharam | 45 | Ever wonder what happens if a greeting card pro... ~ Have a Happy Father's Day, Uncle Dad! (Ava... |
3 | Ellie | 42 | WHAT are these: They do what they want, when th... = When you want to be left alone, they want to p... |
4 | Adie Pena | 17 | 1. Clara Barton 2. Thomas Edison 3. Albert Ei... = Our Garden State members are proud to accord ... |
5 | Andrew Brehaut | 14 | The Fortunes and Misfortunes of the Famous Moll... = In writer Daniel Defoe's fictional novel, the... |
Total points: | 170 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.167) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | A sonnet by Robert Frost anagrammed into a veteran's lament, which is also an acrostic of the subject poet's full name. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 26 | THE DANGLING CONVERSATION By Simon and Garfunkel |
3 | Dharam | 23 | A 5-MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE |
4 | Dharam | 22 | This individual is soon to be unemployed and seeks a managerial position. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 17 | WHERE IS LOVE From "Oliver!", words and original Music by Lionel Bart |
6 | Adie Pena | 11 | SPACE ODDITY |
7 | John Brown | 7 | The Anagrammy Awards |
8 | Adie Pena | 4 | MORE ABOUT PEOPLE by Ogden Nash |
Total points: | 149 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.308) |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 33 | She was a great lay = A real sweaty shag. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 28 | The cleavage in T-shirts = That is chest-revealing! |
3 | Adie Pena | 25 | Gay couples rush to get married in California = Clear-cut rear-humping fairies long to say "I do"! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 22 | So-gay prison mate ~ got soap in my arse! |
5 | Brian Sewell | 11 | Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton = Horny hard-on! Still alert, Monica? |
6 | David Bourke | 10 | Having a one night stand = A giant dong, then vanish! |
7 | View | 4 | There are six condoms in a pack = Choices are: Rampant sex; No kid! |
8 | Dharam | 1 | An inexperienced groom and his chaste bride = Hi! Generic aphrodisiac extended man's boner. |
Total points: | 134 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.320) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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