| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Andrew Brehaut | 38 | Macro lens = Closer, man! |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 30 | Actors and actresses = Consecrated as stars. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 28 | Rat bites in arms = Transmit rabies. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 23 | Young parent = Pregnant?? You?!! |
5 | Adie Pena | 21 | A state of emergency = To face my teenagers! |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 18 | Tired and emotional = Too drained, I lament. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Waste disposer = Power-assisted. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, S... = Sunday: A day of hymns, duty due, rest as rewa... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 13 | A television show = View this one also. |
10 | View | 10 | Save the rainforests! = O, trees vanish faster! |
11 | Ed Pegg Jr | 8 | Potential suicide ~ Social ineptitude. |
12 | David Bourke | 7 | Caught-out in a honeytrap = Routine, to a naughty chap! |
13 | Neil Ramsay | 4 | A military strategist ~ targets stray militia. |
14 | TwoTeasChris | 3 | Soiled pants? = Stop denials! |
Total points: | 231 | from 40 votes (DFE factor: 0.350) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 49 | John Keats 'Ode On A Grecian Urn' ~ hooks reader on an ancient jug! |
2 | Ellie Dent | 41 | Claude Monet's 'Sunrise' = Created luminousness. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 34 | The novel "Treasure Island" = One sea adventure thrills! |
4 | Andrew Brehaut | 30 | Pirated movies = I tamper videos. |
5 | TwoTeasChris | 14 | There's no-one quite like grandma = A methadone-requiring skeleton. |
5 | David Bourke | 14 | The singer and guitarist Eric Clapton = A constipated geriatric English runt. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 13 | The Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood enters rehab = No wine nor beer in there, loath old songster! |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | Elvis impersonator in Las Vegas ~ reveals gross pelvis animation. |
9 | Scott Gardner | 11 | Leonard Bernstein, "West Side Story" = Tony deletes Bernardo, wins sister. |
10 | David A Green | 10 | Richard Adams's 'Tales from Watership Down' = Crowd of animals started Hampshire-wards. |
10 | Adie Pena | 10 | The composer and pianist Camille Saint-Saens = And I listen to chap's masterpieces on "Animals." |
12 | Paul Pan | 1 | Edith Piaf = Taped, hi-fi. |
Total points: | 239 | from 41 votes (DFE factor: 0.293) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 40 | American Independence Day = Many earned a needed picnic. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | The administration of George W. Bush = No ideas but "fighting some other war"... |
3 | Adrian Hickford | 26 | Blasphemies of ~ female bishops. |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 26 | Those Iranian missiles = Israeli's name is on this. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 23 | Margaret Thatcher: A state funeral is proposed = As plan for her death, premise attracts outrage! |
6 | Adie Pena | 21 | A critical fire burns along ~ Big Sur, Central California. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 19 | Farewell to Yankee Stadium = We dismantle you after leak. |
8 | View | 16 | America Gets to Know Obama = Barack was enigma to me too! |
9 | Andrew Brehaut | 12 | Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness ‡ Years of the pitiful, plain President Bush. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | French head will attend Olympics = Child's calm reply, "And with no feet?" |
11 | Ellie Dent | 5 | The author Beatrix Potter's birthday = 'Peter Rabbit' text is hot today... Hurrah! |
11 | David Bourke | 5 | The Rolling Stones guitarist Ronnie Wood = He's rooting Russian teen. (Toilworn old git!) |
Total points: | 237 | from 41 votes (DFE factor: 0.293) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 58 | Lead singer Kurt D. Cobain = Rocker died in a gun blast. |
2 | David Bourke | 30 | The tennis player Rafael Nadal = A really neat Spain left-hander! |
3 | Scott Gardner | 24 | Italian Renaissance painter Michelangelo = Ornamental ceiling area in a Sistine Chapel. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 19 | The South African Nelson Mandela = It's an old, an honest, a cheerful man! |
4 | Andrew Brehaut | 19 | Dolly Parton's ample chest = Pretty damn colossal. Help!! |
6 | Adie Pena | 16 | Christian Morgan Bale = I snag rich "Batman" role. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 14 | DC's prime ancient = President McCain. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | The Dog Whisperer, Cesar Millan = I will escort a German Shepherd. |
8 | Wayne Baisley | 13 | Midas = I'm sad. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Ingrid Betancourt = Can't I do big return! |
11 | Ed Pegg Jr | 11 | Victoria Derbyshire = Diarrheic verbosity. |
12 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Giacomo Girolamo Casanova de Seingalt = I am cast as an amoral Venice gigolo? Good! |
13 | View | 1 | Andrea Curry-Demus = Murder. Crude as any. |
Total points: | 236 | from 41 votes (DFE factor: 0.317) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 45 | The National Candida Society = A client had a yeast condition. |
2 | Ed Pegg Jr | 34 | Gravitational Lens = Stellar navigation. |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 34 | The Canon EOS Digital Camera = And isn't each image clear, too! |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | Middle East countries = Oil determined US acts. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 26 | San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge = Great balanced design of crossing. |
6 | Adie Pena | 20 | A Burger King = Big, rare gunk! |
7 | Andrew Brehaut | 17 | A Sigma Autofocus Telephoto Lens = Use to get a hot close-up of animals. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 13 | Greek mythology's Cerberus, The Hound of Hades = A huge dog-monster's KO'd by hefty hero Hercules! |
9 | David Bourke | 0 | Centre Helio-Marin Rene Oltra = Alert! Erection normal in here! |
Total points: | 220 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.231) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 36 | The Democrat Senator Barack H. Obama versus the... = So the American voters must hand a Bush job to... |
2 | Rosie Perera | 33 | His Holiness Pope Benedict XVI celebrates Mass ... = His plan is: praise, console, and liberate the... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 30 | The woman told her husband, "I'm like a fine wi... = He thought, deliberated the marriage, locked h... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 26 | "Life is real! Life is earnest! And the grave... = Life is nature! Nature's soul! Vital; restles... |
5 | Andrew Brehaut | 20 | I wonder if you party guys and girls have heard... = Unclear ninny stayed up various icy Friday nig... |
6 | David Bourke | 17 | The eighty-year-old stripper Tempest Storm (Anni... = A crappy blonde moment: Her genitals "past-it",... |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 16 | The date of the opening ceremony of the Beijing ... = Eight Eight Eight Some plan if many enjoyed one... |
8 | View | 11 | Israel Re-Opens Commercial Border Crossing With Gaza = Zion, once more, deals with Arabs. Progress? A grim circle. |
9 | Adie Pena | 10 | "There, I guess King George will be able to rea... = "A congenital thickhead in need, George Bush's... |
Total points: | 199 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.265) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 38 | To that fat guy by the exit: We must ask you not to use the WCs, as your unwelcome arse is way too huge for the pans! |
2 | Larry Brash | 26 | Next, we want you to wipe the bowl that you use of any faeces marks (tut!) you cause as they might gross others out. |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 20 | So as you may go when the potty feels extra wet, fussy woman, use without your buttocks area touching the seat |
4 | Rosie Perera | 18 | These may get you shown away to the sky exit: guns, hatchet, a few arrows, tumultuous US profanity, too obese, etc. |
5 | Andrew Brehaut | 15 | "Hey you! Refrain from sexual output with the hot, wet sky hostess because two taut economy seat guys want a go!" |
6 | Adie Pena | 13 | "I expect such a stormy, turbulent take off at the outset, so you stowaway guys go easy on the mouthwash, er, wine." |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | "The meat's sour. Excuse us. We suggest that you eat some nuts. ...By the way, any of you know how to pilot the aircra... |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | "Miss Tua Fawcett on the way to Uruguay, please ring Matt, your ex. He wants both sets of keys to the house, you cow." |
9 | Adrian Hickford | 7 | You shout: "Mey Kraus, the sweet guy whose few anagrams beat any of our contest-texts, is the pilot?! You watch out!" |
10 | Ellie Dent | 5 | Hey you, the last one off, must stay to wash the wings, okay? But you watch out, as we sure expect us to get more rain. |
11 | TwoTeasChris | 4 | Captain: "Why Otto, take me west to a fat, foxy masseuse; huge, wet, 'n' tough." Wry hush. Otto: "Surely you can't... |
11 | David Bourke | 4 | When/if thirsty, see the gorgeous buxom hostess of twenty-two to measure you out a takeaway cup...a tasty lunch! |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | "Excuse me, are you an OB-GYN or the osteopath with a wristwatch? The gusty tumultuous takeoff ...Yes, a son! Yes, TWO!... |
13 | Paul Pan | 2 | 1. "Natty stowaways, out, out, out, out, out!" 2. "Swab thy faeces out, thank you!" 3. "Foxy Mile High passengers meet h... |
15 | View | 1 | Passengers, you... Height of ... now ten ... exactly ... sky. Sweet...we are...to coast! Without... maybe at ... fatuo... |
Total points: | 173 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.484) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 49 | When I went to lunch today, I noticed a little o... = Two elderly widows had been friends for many y... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 46 | Fear of Flying A plane took off from an airpo... = A shivery silence followed, a child bawled, a... (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Adie Pena | 37 | The ... = The merciless French villain passes the museu... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 36 | TIRED AND EMOTIONAL Look, I had around eighteen... = I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next,... |
5 | Rosie Perera | 11 | The debate rages on about capital punishment, w... = Why don't they do it the way they did in Socr... |
Total points: | 179 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.161) |
1 | Andrew Brehaut | 44 | Anagrammed Crossword Puzzle |
2 | Adie Pena | 38 | The New Colossus Emma Lazarus |
3 | Tony Crafter | 31 | LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS by The Beatles |
4 | Adie Pena | 16 | WHO ARE YOU? |
5 | Ellie Dent | 14 | THE CAT AND THE YOUTH |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | Based loosely on "The Prophet" with apologies to Kahlil Gibran |
7 | View | 4 | Ooh my little pretty one |
Total points: | 160 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.259) |
1 | Neil Ramsay | 37 | I want her tits ~ in a wet t-shirt. |
2 | Adie Pena | 22 | Stretch teats to win ~ a wet t-shirt contest! |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 21 | Braless teenagers = Large breasts seen. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 21 | To shit in your pants = It's poo that is runny! |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | Calendars with bikini models = A billion dicks went semi-hard. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | Condom over erection = Cover on erotic demon. |
6 | Paul Pan | 11 | Macadamia nuts = I am mad as a cunt. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 10 | The perils of dining at a nudist colony supper = I find hot soup can spill. End target? Your penis! |
9 | View | 2 | On top? Nice sex! = No exceptions. |
10 | David Bourke | 1 | Balla Powder: The scented scrotum talc for men = Smell down under "Oh, most acceptable!"- T. Crafter |
Total points: | 150 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.385) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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