| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Rosie Perera | 36 | Algae bio-fuels = Usable foliage. |
2 | Christopher Chatfield | 30 | Safety cameras ~ may see fast car. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 29 | A murder play = Purely drama. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | Deniers of the Holocaust = To us, Adolf's the nice hero. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
5 | Ellie Dent | 14 | Airhead's ~ rash idea. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | The keyboard row is "qwertyuiop" = I type query, "Who is bored at work?" |
6 | Adie Pena | 11 | Great, ~ e.g. Art. |
8 | Dan Fortier | 10 | Saddle pulmonary embolism = Alarmed: messy lump in blood! |
9 | Neil Ramsay | 9 | The under-cover police officer = I clothe for unperceived force. |
9 | Hans-Peter Reich | 9 | An ejection seat = A set, once in a jet. |
11 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | The faith-based organisations: ~ "Abortion is, sigh, a sad fate then." |
12 | View | 1 | Lou Gehrig's disease = Is held as egregious. |
Total points: | 187 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.364) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 42 | The music of Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel = Campus folk guitar and fluent harmonies. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | The Post-Impressionist Gauguin = Paint us something prestigious! |
3 | Andrew Brehaut | 23 | Sitcom "Desperate Housewives" = Waste time over such episodes. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 18 | Claude-Oscar Monet's 'Field of Corn' = Add a soft color for luminescence. |
5 | Larry Brash | 17 | "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland" = I learned nut was never on acid (LSD). |
6 | Neil Ramsay | 13 | Cher is to play Catwoman = Honestly: crap act... miaow. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | "The Starry Night", oil on canvas by Vincent Van Gogh = Conch lights gyrating onto vibrant navy heavens. |
8 | Christopher Chatfield | 9 | Champion the wonder horse = Oh, had report ...he's now mince. |
9 | Adie Pena | 7 | Burt Bacharach's 'Raindrops Keep Fallin' on My Head' = Ha! Happy sod can find an umbrella or rather be sick. |
10 | Michael Omstead | 5 | Stand-up comedy routine ‡ One stupid documentary. |
11 | David Bourke | 4 | The Miss Sister Italy online contest = It's "Ten" or so. (Hymens still intact, I see!) |
12 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | Madonna's "Sticky and Sweet" Tour = Many waited soundtrack's onset. |
12 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Priest to hold nun beauty pageant = Not a large nude type. Put on habits! |
Total points: | 182 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.406) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 36 | Women's all-around gymnastics competition = Nastia won gold in a Summer Olympic contest. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 23 | The Singer Gary Glitter is deported from Vietnam = Tiny-virgin molester Gadd gets free trip home. Rat! |
3 | Ellie Dent | 19 | An Olympic hero = I honor my place! |
4 | Adie Pena | 18 | Vice presidential running mate chosen = McCain tries the undeserving one: Palin! |
5 | Larry Brash | 16 | The Maple Leaf Foods Incorporated = Role: fed shit to people from Canada. |
5 | Margot Phelan | 16 | Barack Hussein Obama For President = OK, Americans. Brains, after dope Bush! |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | The eighth of August, two thousand and eight. = Thought I'd get fun at a huge show on this date. |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | The Republican Party Presidential Campaign Crew = We regrettably pair up McCain and this Palin creep. |
9 | Neil Ramsay | 8 | The US Democratic National Convention = Icon Clinton acted harmonious at event. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | Musharraf's resignation accepted = Impact surfacing: No tears are shed. |
11 | Rick Rothstein | 5 | The vice presidential selection process = Political choice... it preserved tenseness. |
11 | View | 5 | Brangelina twins = Big natal winners. |
13 | Christopher Chatfield | 4 | Bullet-proof bras ~ trap fuller boobs. |
14 | Rosie Perera | 2 | The presidential candidate's stump speech ~ rehashed nice stupid statements. I clapped. |
14 | Andrew Brehaut | 2 | Great Britain's terraced housing = A near-great neighbours district. |
16 | David Bourke | 1 | The Canadian Food Inspection Agency = Poisoning once in a decade? Fancy that! |
17 | Elliot Chow | 0 | Barack Hussein Obama For President = A dark brother fibs; causes me no pain. |
Total points: | 186 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.515) |
1 | Neil Ramsay | 33 | Rebecca Adlington = Gold can be certain. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 32 | Gold medalist Stephanie Rice = Athletic girl is a speed demon! |
3 | Adie Pena | 22 | Bosnian Serb leader Radovan Karadzic = Ranks as one odd, crazed, evil barbarian. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 20 | William Shakespeare, England's own Bard = Spake, in a word, as a well-bred Englishman! |
5 | David Bourke | 19 | Barack and Michelle Obama = "Behold a black America, man!" |
6 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin = Vivid, livid, manic or triumphal? |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 10 | The Prime Minister of Russia, Vladimir Putin = Firm, prim sort? Damn it, he is pure evil in a suit! |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | Sarah Louise Heath Palin = Ah, the plan is a holier USA! |
9 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 7 | Swimmer Stephanie Rice = She wins prime time race! |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Singer Madonna Louise Ciccone is fifty = See annoying account of midlife crisis. |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Madonna Louise Veronica Ritchie, ~ or a semi-centenarian idol, I vouch. |
12 | Rosie Perera | 5 | Our hero's having a real last hope in ~ Governor Sarah Louise Heath Palin. |
13 | View | 4 | Bruce E. Ivins = Virus, be nice! |
14 | Meyran Kraus | 2 | American Democrat Joseph Biden = Respected man joined rich Obama. |
Total points: | 186 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.438) |
1 | Adie Pena | 41 | The Acropolis = Hero's capitol. |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 41 | Gambino Family = Lying Mafia mob. |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 20 | sourceforge.net = Free to scrounge. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 16 | Tropical Storm Fay = Calamity for ports. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 15 | What is 'Wet Age-Related Macular Degeneration'? = A retinal damage. It gets acuter when we are old. |
6 | Christopher Chatfield | 11 | Aberystwyth, Wales = Stay by Welsh water. |
7 | Larry Brash | 7 | The World Haggis Eating Championships = I, a Scot, had orgasm whipping the English. |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 7 | The Acropolis of Athens = I locate snapshot of her. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Chinese Association of Urine Therapy = So, no reaction if they see hairs in a cup? |
10 | Meyran Kraus | 6 | Beijing's Stadium in the Olympic Green = My majestic building is opening there! |
11 | David Bourke | 5 | Maple Leaf Foods Incorporated of Canada = Offence: A load of rancid meat. (Odor appals!) |
12 | Ellie Dent | 3 | The US Open Golf Tournament = No, no! He must angle putt... FORE! |
12 | View | 3 | Beijing = Being ji. |
Total points: | 182 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.406) |
1 | Larry Brash | 31 | NOTE: This forum is heavily moderated. Spam and... = "Spam! Spam! Spam!" is the word. It's all deri... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 26 | "Cry 'Havoc,' and let slip the dogs of war; T... = Having hatched Caesar's past murder, the guilt... |
3 | David Bourke | 24 | The President of the United States of America, B... = After that demented sonofabitch Bush is out, a ... |
4 | Neil Ramsay | 19 | The World Haggis Eating Championships, Birnam, P... = Great big highlanders chomp into a mortal shee... |
5 | Adie Pena | 18 | A chic lady in a bar walks to the bartender and... ~ and licks each finger. The lady winks and says... |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | A Times headline: "Russia turns might of its war... = "Their men are barging into an American site?!"... |
7 | View | 9 | Alleged Barack Obama death threat leads to arre... = He a rioter. Lad had a terrible aim to damage ... |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Does Ricky Martin, as Latin disco singer, avoid ... = A Miami designer friend predicts the pop star's... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 5 | South Korean company offers world's first comme... = Gosh! Man can own perfect mirror copy of an ol... |
10 | Ellie Dent | 3 | Smoking in lavatories is prohibited. Persons ... = Gentlemen, take my advice, as a pilot, avoid a... |
Total points: | 154 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.370) |
1 | Larry Brash | 27 | The big athletic men, highly fit women and the pandas. Enjoy it! |
2 | Scott Gardner | 24 | They hand-time the speedy win of the Jamaican "Lightning Bolt" |
3 | Christopher Chatfield | 19 | Enjoy the city. Inhale and faint! (Wind might help beat the smog.) |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 15 | The attainment of the object is winning a highly hyped medal. |
5 | Andrew Brehaut | 11 | Chinese win many a high medal. Don't enjoy that gift. HELP TIBET! |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | I mainly enjoyed that opening... that thing's half-bewitched me! |
7 | Tony Crafter | 8 | Anthem hid big myth, eh? Well, I enjoyed that fantastic opening! |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Yang Peiyi sang hit, then beheld deft Lin match the jaw motion. |
9 | Michael Omstead | 6 | Few mighty athletes enjoy that hidden intangible, "Champion" |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | They hope we can enjoy them amidst all the bandit infighting. |
11 | Adie Pena | 5 | Enjoin an ideal; be with the competently Fast, High and Mighty! |
11 | David Bourke | 5 | Impaled in the gym by a gifted athlete with a ten-inch johnson? |
13 | View | 4 | Then be this mighty chap enjoying the win of a title and medal! |
13 | Neil Ramsay | 4 | On hand with the enjoyable, impending, mighty athletic feats. |
15 | Ellie Dent | 3 | Yet England defeat mighty, with the inimitable Johnson chap? |
15 | Hans-Peter Reich | 3 | Hey, ANY medal athlete fights with doping injection! Ban them! |
17 | David A Green | 2 | Playing Mahjong in the city WON'T be the athletes' aim, he'd find. |
17 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Doping athletes banned; they might fetch time in jail, anyhow. |
17 | Adrian Hickford | 2 | Many dejected athletes, failing, win nothing. Pity them? Oh, bah! |
Total points: | 162 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.679) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 33 | Prince Charles decided to take up jogging. Ev... = The English golfer's wife stepped up to the t... |
2 | Adie Pena | 30 | A black man and his son are aboard American Air... ~ 'A' is for 'African Americans.' Please raise ... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 25 | Question: How many women with PMS does it take ... ~ And UNDERNEATH the old shabby wobbly chair, w... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 23 | THE CRIMSON CANDLE As he was dying, a man calle... ~ Go to my room, and inside the desk you'll find... |
5 | Neil Ramsay | 5 | The reason there are so few female politicians ... = Put out of the Whitehouse race, former pet-en... |
Total points: | 116 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Adie Pena | 45 | Anagrammed Ten-Letter Word Square |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 24 | "The Seven Wonders of the Ancient World" |
3 | Tony Crafter | 18 | HEALTH QUESTION-AND-ANSWER QUIZ. By Doctor Feelgood |
4 | Neil Ramsay | 14 | The Number of the Beast. Iron Maiden. |
5 | Adie Pena | 12 | JUNE Shi Tao (Translated by Chip Rolley) |
6 | Tony Crafter | 8 | TAKE A CHANCE ON ME By Abba |
Total points: | 121 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.286) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 36 | Reusable condom = Doubles romance! |
2 | Adie Pena | 27 | The oral stimulation of the penis = Fellatio is tops in her neat mouth! |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | The missionary position ~ or: "I hope it is not in my ass!" |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 25 | Ah! A firm tongue's a vital tool in ~ oral stimulation of the vagina. |
5 | David Bourke | 21 | A gentlemen's lavatory = Merely to vent anal gas! |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | Playboy's Hugh Hefner asks for two Viagras = How fatherly SOB shags four perky vaginas. |
Total points: | 138 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.240) |
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*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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