| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Tony Crafter | 36 | At the vicar's sermon, I think: ~ 'Is it over? Thank Christ! Amen.' |
2 | View | 26 | Persist = Press it. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 22 | Genetically modified organisms = A farm site is meddling in ecology. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | Old or senile, in a car = A rear-end collision. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Time flies like an arrow = We are main killers of it. |
5 | Adie Pena | 16 | Human rights abuses = U.S.A.'s Bush nightmare. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 16 | Must get up if ~ tempus fugit! |
8 | Ed Pegg Jr | 12 | Economist = :( :( :( emoticons. |
9 | Neil Ramsay | 9 | Celebrity chefs ~ rectify belches? |
10 | Larry Brash | 8 | A tribute = "Ta," I rebut. |
11 | Rick Rothstein | 7 | An over-active imagination = "I am a great, innovative icon." |
Total points: | 189 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 62 | Conceptual artist Andy Warhol = A red soup can! Why not call it art? |
2 | Scott Gardner | 34 | Agatha Christie, Murder on the Orient Express = Expert sees through crime on a train. Read this! |
3 | Rosie Perera | 26 | Ledger now belongs in ~ Golden Globe winners. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 25 | Lady Chatterley's Lover, by D H Lawrence. = All very racy... Bed. Screw. Tally-ho! THE END. |
5 | View | 22 | Choosing one best play? ~ 'Antigone' by Sophocles. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 17 | Claude-Oscar Monet's 'Water Lilies' = A color seemed clear... it was sunlit! |
7 | Adie Pena | 7 | "Twilight," "New Moon," "Eclipse" and "Breaking Dawn" = Edward getting his woman Bella in known epic. |
Total points: | 193 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.212) |
1 | Adie Pena | 32 | The U.S. says "Good-bye!" = Yes, Bush goes today! |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 31 | The Inauguration of President Obama = No More Bush fatigue - a nation partied. |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 27 | We yelled as one final ode for George W Bush ~ So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
4 | Jesse Frankovich | 18 | The Inauguration of President Obama = Bet on their dreaming of a utopian USA. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 16 | Captain Chesley Sullenberger = Yell, "Cut engine! Brace! er..." (splash!) |
6 | Ellie Dent | 13 | A new American President = Emancipated are winners. |
7 | View | 12 | Israeli Troops Mass Near Gaza Border = Zion releases programs to raid Arabs. |
8 | Dan Fortier | 10 | "Prisoner" = RIP, senor. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 10 | Presidential inaugural parade = USA applauding rare leader in it. |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 9 | Peanut Corporation of America men tell lads, ~ "Salmonella contaminated part of our recipe." |
11 | David Bourke | 8 | The new U.S.A. President = Pure whiteness at end! |
12 | Meyran Kraus | 3 | The US elects Barack Hussein Obama for president = A boss needs to cure the selfish, bankrupt America. |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | The New York junior senator, Kirsten Gillibrand = Broken-in network insider, just no great Hillary. |
Total points: | 190 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.394) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 30 | Ernest Hemingway = His mane went grey. |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 30 | The former American president George Walker Bush = Some supreme brain-lacking we'd rather forget here! |
3 | Scott Gardner | 25 | Mister Alphonse Gabriel Capone = Help begin La Cosa Nostra empire. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Cynthia Ann Stephanie ("Cyndi") Lauper = Happy, rich, cute, and innately insane! |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 18 | The actress Kate Winslet = We cast this keen starlet. |
6 | Dan Fortier | 13 | Patrick McGoohan = Magic pro, not hack. |
7 | Adie Pena | 12 | Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie = Neat lad-gal pair in joint bed. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 11 | President B. Obama = Abbas' redemption? |
9 | Ellie Dent | 10 | Edouard Manet: The Father of Modern Art = The nude form, and drama thereafter, too. |
9 | View | 10 | A star in ~ Sinatra. |
9 | Paul Pan | 10 | Barack Hussein Obama's ~ abs ace Hosni Mubarak's! |
Total points: | 187 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 36 | The Central African Republic = Interracial place, but French. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 34 | The Atkins Diet Plan = Patients' death link? |
3 | Scott Gardner | 26 | United States Military Academy = Male army cadets initiate study. |
4 | View | 21 | Bermuda triangle = A gamble, intruder! |
5 | Adie Pena | 19 | The Abbey Road Studios, Westminster, England = As The Beatles try adding more new sound bits. |
6 | Neil Ramsay | 18 | Mount Redoubt = Burnt-out dome? |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 15 | The Peanut Corporation of America = Part of our recipe? Oh... a contaminate. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Favorite Girl Scout cookies, 'Thin Mints' ~ invite a glucose shock; monitor it first! |
9 | Albert the Fox | 4 | Big Cat Rescue = But Graces' ice. |
Total points: | 178 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.290) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 37 | President Obama - so good they inaugurated him twice = George Bush - a dimwit idea you'd spit at more than once! |
2 | View | 29 | Le nozze di Figaro ossia la folle giornata (Comm... = Mozart's famous opera: a comic dialog realizin... |
3 | David Bourke | 28 | The former President of the United States of Am... = A "misunderestimated" cretin buggers off...aft... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | Tyrant George W. Bush can't outline a past mist... = "Ultimately there is no way to escape taking r... |
5 | Adie Pena | 19 | "This is an inauguration for all Americans." (Pr... = Truth: A nation's leader can create a big fami... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 14 | BUMPER STICKERS. If those voices calling are n... = I have opted to heed advice I got from my lega... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Thousands of Army families receive letters begin... = An insensitive error or gaffe, reinflaming a lo... |
Total points: | 162 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.241) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | S - ome happen to be calm when cold, N - ear still and mythic English lakes; O - n hills amazing to behold, W - hich Win... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 22 | When feeling hot on Brazil's soil, When I look back, I miss the chills. A happy charm'ed land, England, Thatch'ed ho... |
3 | View | 20 | W - eather chills, cold I - ce on the plaza and on the road N - ight became kinky, dim T - his snow hobbled him. E ... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | Barack Obama solemnized his oath, Spoke flawless in the winter chill; Shamed W, shamed Cheney--both, God and Lincoln... |
5 | Tony Crafter | 16 | Ah! Lines from 'Winter' by William Shakespeare, In which hands clench on cold limbs, Logs blaze hot, And an English... |
6 | Adrian Hickford | 13 | Homeless. The arctic winter, Blows freezing chill-- Old, abandoned, shaking, He shambles, ill; Like Phantom Death--... |
7 | Adie Pena | 11 | Obama gazes on Capitol Hill While holding back a wicked chill. Blessed hymns from the hinterlands Oh, means hope in t... |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | An Elizabethan winter cold: Brass Monkey might lose both his pills ... At which one candle flame he'd hold And keep o... |
9 | David Bourke | 7 | "Global warming" link? Oh, balls! What tosh! The P.M. fiddles on...more dosh! Cold 'n' chi-chi-chilly...then I sneeze! W... |
10 | Rosie Perera | 5 | Now is the hellish long winter of America's discontent made all splendid by Barack Obama's phenomenal skill which the Ze... |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | Mey K. saw some hellish snow, A London winter I'm afraid, Met HSP, tc 'n' co.; A highlight in his third decade? Hel... |
Total points: | 161 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.393) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 45 | Basic Wedding Cake Recipe 6 cups soft cake fl... = Recipe for Upkeep of a Happy Marriage 1/2 g... |
2 | Rosie Perera | 43 | One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sit... = Some years later, the shrewd seamstress was s... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 39 | MY NEXT LIFE I want to live my next life back... = TO ATTAIN A CALM LIFE I'm passing this on t... |
4 | Adie Pena | 17 | The Top Ten Most Literate U.S. Cities [Year 2008... = Top Ten Entrants In 2008 Anagrammatists List ... |
Total points: | 144 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.154) |
1 | Adie Pena | 41 | THE NEW YEAR NIGHT POEM |
2 | Tony Crafter | 32 | WHAT PARENTS THINK |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 30 | A man and his wife were watching 'Who Wants To Be a Millionaire' |
4 | Adie Pena | 10 | Scramblegram |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Scramblegram |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Preamble to the Constitution of the United States of America< |
7 | Tony Crafter | 4 | Scramblegram |
Total points: | 127 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.318) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 26 | The consummation of a relationship = That's some hip name for coital union. |
2 | Adie Pena | 25 | The successful penis enlargement operation = A useful nine-incher plans to get some respect! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Boy George sentenced to fifteen months in jail = Gay offender entices men in to get BJs in the loo! |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 17 | Her first time = It's firm 'there'. |
5 | View | 16 | Persistence ~ erects penis! |
6 | David Bourke | 9 | Eight years of President George W. Bush = A swift "goodbye"...the Supernigger's here! |
7 | Paul Pan | 8 | Moist vagina ~ vomits again! |
Total points: | 119 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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