| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | If love isn't here ~ then life is over. |
2 | David Bourke | 23 | Weight gain ~ with ageing. |
3 | Paul Laskoski | 19 | Nutrition Facts = Info I can't trust. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 15 | So, mists inspire ~ Impressionists. |
5 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 12 | Zero points = Prize? Not so! |
6 | Paul Lusch | 10 | Leader of the free world = Referred to head fellow. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 9 | A night-laser ~ lights arena. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | Operating twenty-four/seven = Urgent: we never stop any of it. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Herbivorousness = Oh, serve us no ribs. |
10 | Scott Gardner | 8 | Antidepressant = Patented an SSRI. |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 8 | Fireworks display = O, wild, fiery sparks. |
10 | View | 8 | Treasure chest = Sh, a true secret! |
13 | Dean Mayer | 7 | I am stunned ‡ It's mundane. |
14 | Hans-Peter Reich | 5 | Auto insurance = Use on a car unit. |
15 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | Strawberry shortcake and heavy cream topping = Making a proven party, screw the carbohydrates! |
16 | Adie Pena | 3 | Children should be seen not heard = End loud, brash horde; then silence. |
Total points: | 186 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | View | 38 | Miss California's ~ as firm as silicon. |
2 | Adie Pena | 25 | Rodgers and Hammerstein's "The Sound of Music" = For me, I'm sure songs touched hearts and minds. |
3 | Dean Mayer | 20 | Reality TV show = That is very low. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 16 | Reasonably secure = Susan Boyle career? |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 15 | A Charlie's Angel star Farrah Fawcett = Her last fight was a rare, fatal cancer. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 15 | Ingenious star Michael Jackson = A rock musician joins the angels. |
7 | David Bourke | 14 | Argentinian tennis player Gisela Dulko = One real stunner I'd like playing against! |
8 | Andrew Brehaut | 8 | Britains Got Talent = Bitter gal: "No it 'asn't!" |
8 | Paul Lusch | 8 | The Gosselins = Eight lessons. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 7 | Late night television = It's the giant Leno, live! |
10 | Scott Gardner | 7 | Impressionist Edouard Manet = Nude maids to inspire maestro? |
12 | David A Green | 5 | "Travels in the Interior of Africa" by Mungo Park = I fancy a tour to banks of the primal Niger River. |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | Susan Boyle due back on tour after "rest day" = Ask beefy Scotland star, "Are you burned out?" |
14 | Ellie Dent | 2 | Tom Cruise, a megastar = ME! I'm great as US actor! |
14 | Linus Thorén | 2 | Tyler Durden's goal= Strong deadly rule. |
16 | Removed | 0 | Removed |
16 | Adrian Hickford | 0 | Beyonce's album "I am ... Sasha Fierce" = Embrace easy, fashionable music. |
Total points: | 186 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.531) |
1 | Andrew Brehaut | 38 | The Normandy landing site = A silent morning then... D-Day. |
2 | David Bourke | 26 | The Prime Minister of Italy, Silvio Berlusconi = Enemies vilify this most corrupt billionaire. |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 24 | Will there be a Palestinian State? ~ When a patient, able Israel lets it. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | The Iranian elections fraud = I felt an insurrection ahead. |
5 | Paul Lusch | 15 | Crackdown on pilot fatigue = Too awful danger in cockpit. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 13 | Leona Lewis offers advice to 'BGT's mooning Susan Boyle = A) Sing your ass off on stage. B) Don't believe Simon Cowell! |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | David Carradine's employee, glibly, on his end, ~ "He died clad only in ropes and a very big smile." |
8 | Larry Brash | 9 | The actor, David Carradine = Death (not cardiac) arrived. |
8 | Dean Mayer | 9 | News of train crash in Viareggio = Town is having carriages on fire. |
10 | Adie Pena | 8 | The American economy sinks = My income? Thank a recession! :-( |
11 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Michael Jackson is dead of cardiac arrest = Major and farcical sicko's heart did cease. |
12 | View | 2 | Iran arrests hundreds in clashes = Tehran crisis, rules and hardness. |
Total points: | 180 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.387) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 32 | Piers Morgan. Simon Cowell. Amanda Holden = Nerd on panel. Megalomaniac. Oh...Miss World! |
2 | spurskevin | 30 | Thomas Bruce, the Seventh Earl of Elgin = Unforgiven cheat, he stole the Marbles. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | David Bourke | 23 | Chastity Bono = A snooty bitch. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 18 | Neda Agha-Soltan = A gal, a shot, an end. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 15 | Charlie's Angel Farrah Fawcett = Her cancer fight was real fatal. |
6 | Adie Pena | 14 | The actor Gary Alan Sinise ~ has a great role at CSI in NY. |
7 | Scott Gardner | 12 | H. D. Thoreau = He'd author. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 11 | Edouard Manet, Father of Impressionism = He's famous for modern art, and impieties. |
9 | Paul Lusch | 9 | Mirhossein Mousavi = Our mission: Save him. |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 7 | President Mahmoud Saborjhian Ahmadinejad = Major job? Ah, indeed... this madman heads up Iran. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei = Iranian alpha male, yet has meek residual role. |
12 | View | 4 | Author Willard R. Espy = Hi, 'Words at play' ruler! |
13 | Linus Thorén | 2 | The dictator Adolf Hitler's wife Eva Braun ~ awaited at the Fuhrer's novice bridal loft. |
13 | Larry Brash | 2 | The serial killer Ted Bundy = Deliberately kindles hurt. |
Total points: | 184 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.438) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 44 | The Palestinian Territories = Anti-Israeli protest in there. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | The Microsoft operating system Windows Seven = Now comes this - some pretty, new design for Vista! |
3 | David Bourke | 23 | The British Association of Anger Management = IT HAS TO SO BENEFIT MAN IN A HOT SCREAMING RAGE!!!!! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 17 | NY's 'The Grand Central Station Terminal'. = Old-style train center, rings Manhattan. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 16 | Basilica of Saint Paul, Outside-The-Walls in Rome = If a true apostle, Italians would claim his bones. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Harley-Davidson motorcycle = Very solid and hot real McCoy. |
7 | Adie Pena | 15 | The United Arab Emirates = Dubai, a 'Main Street' there. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 14 | International Criminal Court = Can't not rein in racial turmoil. |
9 | View | 11 | The Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant in Ukraine = The uncannily blown peripheral nuke reactor. |
Total points: | 188 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.281) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 46 | ARSE-EMOTICONS: (_!_) Any normal arse. (_o_... = (_*_) A sore arse. (_?_) A dumb-arse. (_X_... |
2 | Adie Pena | 28 | The American composer Leonard Bernstein's "West... = Show's esoteric director presents Tony, Maria ... |
3 | Dean Mayer | 24 | Susan Boyle is rushed to The Priory Clinic afte... = Obesity's price: nurses hurry to hide the cake... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | "The answer to the ultimate question of life, t... = Heavy! However, we must first test out that ol... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 19 | Q. What is your answer called if you multiply an... = A. I'd yell, "Why, ya silly unwitting fool, it'... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Controlling the Assault of Non-Solicited Pornog... = Locking out all that darn annoying foreign spa... |
7 | David Bourke | 11 | The President of the Islamic Republic of Iran, ... = "Join up jihad front, proud land! Bomb infidel... |
Total points: | 159 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.259) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 42 | ... |
2 | David Bourke | 19 | An Annual Sniff Oh Pansy, henna, a common daisy, One gorgeous rosebed, opened late. Jasmine, belladonna drives one c... |
3 | Larry Brash | 17 | Us in Oz ain't at all jealous for one second. Many Australians have designed dream gardens in bloom in all months of a y... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | A One-Month Love of Non-Allergenic Small Animals Birds and then bees May do as they please Just occasion a pardon If... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 14 | 'Gather ye rosebuds', as one poet said And so seizing chances, a man may find In profusion, an able maid, and come July... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | Sung in an 'old school' emotional ballad, Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme Rendezvous and join best in a Chef Salad,... |
7 | Adie Pena | 11 | On hill slopes, a sole ninny named Ben Also planted some funny marijuana. A lizard on the loose ate his fresh garden And... |
8 | Tony Crafter | 8 | As you and I tend our roses, Amazon forests are being demolished; Man is poisoning the planet. Clever, able, ... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 6 | This month there's pollen in the air. As I enjoy Canada's magnolias and beans, My bad allergies can annoy me. I sneez... |
10 | Paul Pan | 3 | Aloe, Henna! My Venus Fly Trap, a modest nibbler, inhaled seedless Asian ganja, sprouted immense roses, and ate a Cadill... |
Total points: | 147 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 49 | Two women were playing golf. One teed off and w... = An eighty-one-year old man was requested by h... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 44 | Detective Sherlock Holmes, and Dr Watson went o... = "Astronomically, that tells me there is a big... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 22 | My grandchild asked the other day, "What was yo... = "McDonald's was a farm song," I winked. "If w... |
4 | Adie Pena | 15 | A man boarded a plane in New Orleans with a hum... = Shortly before approaching the New York gate,... |
5 | David Bourke | 1 | The Baptist minister, political and civil rights... = Christ! A black President...*still* this hot-h... |
Total points: | 131 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.217) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 41 | William Shakespeare's Sonnet 24 |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Jack worked for the Post Office, and his job was to process all mail that had illegible addresses... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | Animal emoticons |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | THE TODDLER WEIGHT-LOSS DIET |
5 | Tony Crafter | 11 | ISLANDS IN THE STREAM By Barry Gibb/Maurice Gibb/Robin Gibb |
5 | Adie Pena | 11 | SUMMER SUN |
7 | David Bourke | 10 | GORDON IN TROUBLE Based on THE RAILWAY SERIES by The Rev. W. Awdry |
8 | Ellie Dent | 7 | TO THE FIRST ROBIN |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | The Nest Andrew Young |
Total points: | 128 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.409) |
1 | David Bourke | 27 | An arse bandit ~ tried bananas. |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 22 | A pair of soiled panties = Its appeal is a fine odor. |
3 | spurskevin | 21 | Oral stimulation of the penis = Fellatio: Inter-mouth passion. |
4 | Dean Mayer | 20 | Death of British star Danny La Rue = The rush to Arse-Bandit Fairyland. |
5 | Adie Pena | 10 | A huge penis = Pee in a gush. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 8 | The promiscuous female ~ is foul (teams come up her!) |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 2 | The nudist colonies = Oiled cunts in those. |
Total points: | 110 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.350) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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