| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Adie Pena | 49 | You can't teach an old dog new tricks. = Work on educating old cats. They can! |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 36 | Scientific data = I indicate facts. |
3 | Larry Brash | 24 | The Christmas Season = Smash that recession. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 17 | A winter storm = It's not warmer. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 15 | The nasolacrimal ducts = It's 'tear-canals', old chum! |
5 | View | 15 | The dormitory ~ roomed thirty. |
7 | David Bourke | 13 | Late lambs = Meatballs. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | Diagnostic procedure = A doctor used piercing. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | Learning disability ~ brings initial delay. |
10 | Tom Myers | 5 | A breach/violation is ~ anti-social behavior. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 5 | A famous atheist ‡ To assume a faith. |
12 | Adrian Hickford | 4 | A stocking filler = All gifts, I reckon... |
13 | Ed Pegg Jr | 3 | Computational theories of the mind ~ telepathised 'too much information.' |
Total points: | 200 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.371) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 39 | The novella "A Christmas Carol," by Charles Dickens = A rather classic book enchants every small child. |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 35 | "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer" = Road rage murdering bony veteran. |
3 | Adie Pena | 34 | Rodgers and Hammerstein's "The Sound of Music" = Hundreds of us recommend Maria's hit song set. |
4 | View | 19 | Giuseppe Fortunino Francesco Verdi ~ is producer of festive, cunning opera. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 19 | 'Sound of Music: The Lonely Goatherd' lyrics = Thus increasingly loud yodel comes forth! |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | The hilarious Mel Brooks' movie, "Young Frankenstein" = No sir, nothing elevates Mary's fine book like humour! |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 13 | Michael Bay's movie "Transformers" = Film many massive car-robots here! |
8 | Ed Pegg Jr | 11 | B(l)ond(e)s have more fun = Mr. Double-Oh-Seven fan. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Susan Boyle's debut album, 'I Dreamed A Dream'. = Sad suburban melodies led by a mature dame. |
Total points: | 196 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.265) |
1 | View | 38 | The Climate Talks = Task: Halt ice melt! |
2 | Adrian Hickford | 22 | The gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh = Three Kings offer damn fancy things, Lord! (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Ellie Dent | 19 | Dickens: 'A Christmas Carol' = Saccharin... like most cards. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 17 | A Christmas stocking hung by the fire = Rise, check if Santa brought my things. |
4 | Tom Myers | 17 | Brittany A. Murphy dies = It's a damn pity. Bury her. |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 15 | Airport security measures = I may pursue terrorist case. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | United Nations Climate Change Conference = Meet and connect on thin unsafe glacier ice. |
8 | Ed Pegg Jr | 10 | The best New Years Eve ad = "We have seen better days..." |
9 | Adie Pena | 9 | Kissing under the mistletoe at Christmas = Strangers I met like this handiest custom! |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | Golfer Tiger Woods ~ forgets wooed girl. |
9 | Larry Brash | 9 | The Conference on Global Climate Change, Copenhagen = Can one complete chance be gone of challenging Earth? |
12 | David Bourke | 7 | The American golfer Tiger Woods = Sore todger...wife locating harem! |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Truth: Most purchase in ~ the run-up to Christmas. |
14 | Tony Crafter | 4 | All Eurostar train services are suspended. = A crisis! European travellers stranded. Sue! |
15 | Meyran Kraus | 2 | An American soldier in Afghanistan = I march east in an Asian foreign land. |
16 | Mobius Ray | 0 | "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" (Southern Hemisphere) = No knitwear worn here! Sun, perishing heat will madden! |
Total points: | 198 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.457) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 41 | Sir Patrick Hewes Stewart = It's a Star Trek ship we crew. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | The professional US golfer Tiger Woods = A need for trollops?! This wife's gorgeous! |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 31 | Sir Patrick Stewart = A crisp 'Star Trek' wit. |
4 | Adie Pena | 26 | Golfer Tiger Woods = Wedge for girls, too! |
5 | Tony Crafter | 21 | Civil loon bruises ~ Silvio Berlusconi. |
6 | Larry Brash | 14 | Golfer Tiger Woods = Two girls? Free? Good! |
7 | David Bourke | 13 | The American golfer Eldrick Tont 'Tiger' Woods = Tactic worked: Targeted hole-in-one from girls! |
8 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Elin Nordegren Woods = Drone one word: single. |
9 | View | 1 | General McChrystal = Calmly stern charge. |
Total points: | 185 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.273) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 57 | Himalayan Mount Everest = A summit nearly to Heaven. |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 36 | The Empire State Building = I'd be an upright steel item. |
3 | Adie Pena | 26 | Reader's Digest ~ is dead. Regrets. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 18 | West Point Military Academy = Army's typical men wait to die. |
5 | Adrian Hickford | 17 | Shakespeare's Globe Theatre = The bespoke rehearsal stage. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 14 | The Campaign for Homosexual Equality = Gay humans all meet for a Quixotic hope. |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | The annual Perseids meteor shower = Astronomer, heed this new pleasure. |
8 | Larry Brash | 10 | Mogadishu, the capital of Somalia = Ough! Too mad a place! Faith is Islam! |
9 | View | 3 | The Trans-Siberian Railroad = Trains, bear in this area, Lord. |
Total points: | 193 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.257) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 49 | One foggy evening, the celebrated Victorian Aut... = The bartender, Abel, a funny character, remark... |
2 | Adie Pena | 44 | The fiftieth anniversary of Rodgers and Hammers... ~ means "Do-Re-Mi," "My Favorite Things," other ... |
3 | Rosie Perera | 29 | United Nations Climate Change Conference in Copenhagen = Announcing one nice chance to mend planet's ice-heat grief. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 24 | Hey, more women are claiming affairs with Tiger Woods = Crowd's awaiting memoir from fairway, "Eighteen Holes". |
5 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Re: Walt Disney's cartoon feature film 'Beauty ... = Fantasy story of Belle (A wit renamed as 'Cuti... |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 12 | I promise to do my best to love God and my coun... = Oy vey! Line one hopes the lady that pays heed... |
Total points: | 180 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.182) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 40 | 1. "The Miracle on the Hudson". 2. The writer Tina Fey imitating Palin. 3. The end of president Bush; the new hope. |
2 | Larry Brash | 21 | 1. Final hope the IRA diminished. 2. The USA elect in a new president. 3. Growth of the internet, up by the month. |
3 | View | 19 | 1. Three Olympiads. 2. Obama - first non-white in the White House. 3. The Internet - perfect united helping hand. |
4 | David Bourke | 16 | 1. Tony Blair - the preening ended! 2. Paris Hilton taped! 3. The...umm...the first non-white face in The White Hous... |
5 | Adie Pena | 15 | 1. Tony Blair is finished. 2. Then out goes "W." Triumph! Hail to the NEW Chief! 3. Three-D entertainment happened. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | In that epoch: 1. Unfit, I parented two teens. 2. Inept, I held the first grandson in awe. 3. Hey, I'm the humble h... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 8 | 1. I found the Anagrammy website! (Oh help!) 2. The nation elected this new thin president. 3. Further hope in it. |
7 | Paul Pan | 8 | 1. Thin Wi-Fi phones handle YouTube fine! 2. E-pirates totter the CD; iPod's the winner! 3. The Lehman nightmare. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 8 | 1. That Tiger in Mac OS Ten. 2. Epiphany in the White House. 3. The tennis that held up for Federer in Wimbledon. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 8 | 1. Now unified. 2. Hope then lifts other men. 3. The end: Peace on Earth. (But hey, I whisper... I dreamt it last night.... |
11 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Huh? No 'best thing' happened in the unmerry decade of the Twin Towers inferno. It's a hell-pit. Me? I hate it. |
12 | Mobius Ray | 5 | 1. The start - wasn't fiery omen finish. 2. The middle - cleaner air (in the pub). 3. The end - whoopee it up on the... |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | 1. The iPhone, though I did not purchase it. 2. I ran thirteen miles 'n' panted. 3. Mey flew here to be with net fans. |
Total points: | 167 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.433) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 61 | WOULD YOU REMARRY? A husband and his wife are... = WIFE: "Would you sleep in our bed?" HUSBAND... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 53 | The Bottle of Wine A woman and a man are invo... = But it's still your error...a birdbrain woma... |
3 | Adie Pena | 24 | [WARNING ANAGRAM CONTAINS SOME RUDE WORDS] On ... = On the 12th day of winter my gross grandma g... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 11 | Seen on the Internet: "Sarah Palin is the only h... = What?! That is either an extra clever parody o... |
Total points: | 149 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.148) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 42 | THE TIGER By William Blake. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | Sonnet for Christmas |
3 | Tony Crafter | 20 | Dear Granddaughter... |
4 | Adie Pena | 11 | HOW TO SURVIVE THE CHRISTMAS HANGOVER |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | USA For Africa We Are The World |
6 | Adie Pena | 7 | PEACE ON EARTH, GOOD-WILL TO MEN!" |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | On the 12th day of Christmas |
8 | Ellie Dent | 0 | Quote by Aldo Leopold |
Total points: | 133 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.348) |
1 | Adie Pena | 33 | It's in cold winter weather ~ erections wilt and wither. |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 33 | An utter poser I knew... = Pretentious wanker! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 21 | Anguish of external haemorrhoids = A sore horde hung from his anal-exit! |
4 | View | 18 | The loud orgasm = Hm, a good result! |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | The American golfer Tiger Woods = Get gonorrhea from ladies... twice! |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 12 | A loveless marriage = Reveal orgasm's a lie. |
Total points: | 133 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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