| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE | SOFTWARE |
1 | Adie Pena | 27 | You can't teach an old dog new tricks = Work on educating old cats. They can! |
2 | Neil Ramsay | 25 | First base Second base Third base A home run = Smooch Rate breasts Hand in briefs Use a bed. |
3 | Paul Lusch | 23 | Righteous indignation = Idiot shouting in anger. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | If love isn't here ~ then life is over. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 20 | At the vicar's sermon, I think: ~ 'Is it over? Thank Christ! Amen.' |
6 | Paul Pan | 19 | Pandemics = Meds panic! |
7 | Larry Brash | 14 | Laughter is the best medicine = The genial side is much better. |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | It's a life worth living ~ if I win that girl's love! |
8 | Neil Ramsay | 12 | Cold lager = Clear gold. |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 11 | The past generations = Teenager: "Piss on that!" |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Smoking can damage your health = A toke on a cig has harmed my lung! |
12 | Tony Crafter | 7 | Racial tolerance = Alliance creator. |
Total points: | 200 | from 35 votes |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 42 | Conceptual artist Andy Warhol = A red soup can! Why not call it art? |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | Fourth "Indiana Jones" movie by Steven Spielberg = I have a big problem, just one: Ford is seventy-nine! |
3 | Scott Gardner | 22 | The novella "A Christmas Carol," by Charles Dickens = A rather classic book enchants every small child. |
4 | Larry Brash | 21 | Daniel Radcliffe , Emma Watson, Rupert Grint ~ as Mr Potter, nice girlfriend and awful mate. |
4 | View | 21 | Miss California's ~ as firm as silicon. |
4 | Scott Gardner | 21 | "The Emperor's New Clothes" fairy tale = Not aware he's completely shirt-free? |
7 | Adrian Hickford | 15 | The accordion = Chaotic drone. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 15 | Rembrandt's 'The Anatomy Lesson of Dr Nicolaes Tulp'. = A lot of minor students enthralled by a man's corpse! |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | Susan Boyle, "Britain's Got Talent" show = Best singer on it but, alas, lost anyhow. |
10 | Richard Napier | 6 | Slumdog Millionaire = Regional Muslim idol. |
11 | Scott Gardner | 5 | Rodgers and Hammerstein, "South Pacific" = I do hear the cast sing and perform music. |
Total points: | 205 | from 35 votes |
1 | Adie Pena | 36 | The U.S. says "Good-bye!" = Yes, Bush goes today! |
2 | Andrew Brehaut | 30 | The Normandy landing site = A silent morning then... D-Day. |
3 | View | 28 | The Climate Talks = Task: Halt ice melt! |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 25 | Craigslist killer = I strike call-girls. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 25 | Katie Price and Peter Andre have now split up. = It's OK - we prepared the pre-nuptial in advance! |
6 | Adie Pena | 11 | Veterans Day, Eleventh of November = Note men have often bravely served. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 11 | Shares tumble = True shambles. |
8 | Larry Brash | 9 | Fatal bushfires in the state of Victoria, Australia = The rural fires. It is at a cost of lives, fauna, & habitat. |
9 | Adie Pena | 8 | The Andre Agassi autobiography = Into a drug habit phase years ago! |
10 | Rosie Perera | 4 | Back-to-school sales = A class book, clothes,... |
10 | Tony Crafter | 4 | More wildfires rage around Athens = Flames worsen in dire drought area. |
Total points: | 191 | from 34 votes |
1 | Adie Pena | 39 | President Obama = Man to be praised. |
2 | View | 27 | President Barack Hussein Obama = He's boss in a bankrupted America. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 20 | Piers Morgan. Simon Cowell. Amanda Holden = Nerd on panel. Megalomaniac. Oh...Miss World! |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 19 | USA's olympian Michael Fred Phelps = Champ fesses up: "I'm really a dolphin". |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | The former American president George Walker Bush = Some supreme brain-lacking we'd rather forget here! |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 15 | Sir Patrick Hewes Stewart = It's a Star Trek ship we crew. |
7 | David Bourke | 14 | Caster Semenya = Yes, a secret man! |
8 | Tony Crafter | 12 | The American film star Leonardo DiCaprio = Hailed as cool performer in Titanic drama. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 10 | The Bronte sisters: Charlotte, Emily and Anne = Eternal tales by the stoic Northern maidens. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Ernest Hemingway = His mane went grey. |
11 | Larry Brash | 9 | Rene Descartes, French philosopher/mathematician = Men chant the classic phrase: "I ponder, therefore I am". |
12 | Adie Pena | 3 | Michel de Nostredame = Omens? I declared them! |
Total points: | 196 | from 34 votes |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 37 | Himalayan Mount Everest = A summit nearly to Heaven. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 24 | Amnesty International = Meant to nail tyrannies. |
3 | Scott Gardner | 23 | The Palestinian Territories = Anti-Israeli protest in there. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | The remains of Auschwitz Birkenau in Poland = Here is the sad ruin of a known Nazi-built camp. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Golden Anniversary = Dear Granny's in love. |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 13 | The Houses of Parliament = That's one heap of misrule. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 13 | The Central African Republic = Interracial place, but French. |
6 | Larry Brash | 13 | Prostate Specific Antigen = Test if cancer is eating Pop. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Visiting Caesar's Palace ~ is a practice in Las Vegas. |
9 | Scott Gardner | 12 | The East African lion = A feline (in short, a cat). |
9 | Tony Crafter | 12 | California State = Arnie fails to act. |
12 | Scott Gardner | 4 | A Pentium central processing unit = Set in place, it's running a computer. |
Total points: | 196 | from 34 votes |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 27 | President Obama - so good they inaugurated him twice = George Bush - a dimwit idea you'd spit at more than once! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | Whose accents are these? 1. "Burn da ganja, mon!... = 1. Sting's 'Jamaican' 2. An Americanized Hugh L... |
2 | Rosie Perera | 25 | Miss California's breast implants funded by pageant = And it seems super big tits and small brain can pay off. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 22 | ARSE-EMOTICONS: (_!_) Any normal arse. (_o_) Som... = (_*_) A sore arse. (_?_) A dumb-arse. (_X_) No ... |
5 | David Bourke | 17 | The astronauts Neil Alden Armstrong, Edwin Eugen... = Lunar landing under Mission Control - America w... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Walt Disney's 'Pinocchio' was a feature-film and a cartoon. = A classic story, and what a wonderful piece of animation! |
7 | Ellie Dent | 13 | One foggy evening, the celebrated Victorian Auth... = The bartender, Abel, a funny character, remarks... |
8 | Tony Crafter | 12 | (Old friends, sat side by side): My wife said, '... = So my wife said, 'Dear God! But you also did no... |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | Actors who won trophies at this year's Emmys: - ... = Top contenders from the "Least Tact" contest: -... |
10 | Scott Gardner | 9 | Thomas Stearns Eliot, "Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats" = Classic book of short poems, as translated to top musical. |
11 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Sel... = Tome an English biologist has penned to argue f... |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | "Life begins on the other side of despair"--Jean-Paul Sartre = Is a depression just a period felt before nearing health? |
Total points: | 181 | from 32 votes |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 30 | Basic Wedding Cake Recipe 6 cups soft cake flou... = Recipe for Upkeep of a Happy Marriage 1/2 gal... |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 30 | The U.S. Postal Service created a postage stamp ... = After a month of extensive tests, the appointe... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 28 | THE NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE TODAY. The telephon... = NO MORE TOMORROWS A solemn Stephen Stein retu... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 27 | A blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker ba... = A cowboy went into a Starbucks and ordered a c... |
5 | Tony Crafter | 20 | A tourist called in at an antiques shop whilst o... = A doctor telephoned a nearby plumber to compla... |
Total points: | 135 | from 24 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | This sonnet by Shakespeare was anagrammed into a sonnet for Spring with an unusual constraint |
2 | Tony Crafter | 18 | THE TIGER By William Blake. |
3 | Adie Pena | 15 | Valentine Day Anagram Puzzle |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | William Shakespeare's Sonnet 24 |
4 | Tony Crafter | 14 | AUSSIE RECRUIT'S LETTER HOME. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 13 | On Shakespeare |
7 | Tony Crafter | 9 | VINCENT by Don McLean |
8 | Adie Pena | 7 | OCTOBER by Robert Frost |
9 | Adie Pena | 5 | New Year Anagram Puzzle |
Total points: | 117 | from 21 votes |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 30 | An utter poser I knew... = Pretentious wanker! |
2 | Larry Brash | 16 | Praise genitals = "It's a large penis!" |
3 | Adie Pena | 14 | Practised fellatio = Delicate art of lips. |
4 | Scott Gardner | 13 | The consummation of a relationship = That's some hip name for coital union. |
5 | Adie Pena | 11 | It's in cold winter weather ~ erections wilt and wither. |
6 | View | 10 | The lingam = Male thing. |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | A lower-cut T-shirt = Her tits crawl out. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 8 | Pissing man = Missing pan! |
8 | Adie Pena | 8 | A lonely widow = A wooden willy. |
10 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | A sensual dream, then ~ a man launders sheet. |
10 | David Bourke | 7 | An arse bandit ~ tried bananas. |
12 | Rick Rothstein | 6 | A high school student: ~ "I'd shag hot cunt holes." |
13 | View | 4 | A lengthy penis = He gains plenty. |
14 | rajkumar | 3 | 'best food for babies' = O boobs! If breast fed. |
Total points: | 146 | from 26 votes |
1 | Mike Keith | 46 | Anagram Artist 3.05 |
2 | William Tunstall-Pedoe | 31 | Anagram Genius Version 9 |
3 | Andrew Trevorrow | 5 | Anagrams 2.4 (Macintosh) |
4 | Other | 3 | Other anagram software |
Total points: | 85 | from 19 votes |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Conceptual artist Andy Warhol = A red soup can! Why not call it art? |
2 | Adie Pena | 10 | President Obama = Man to be praised. |
3 | Larry Brash | 9 | Prostate Specific Antigen = Test if cancer is eating Pop. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | It's a life worth living ~ if I win that girl's love! |
5 | Tony Crafter | 8 | At the vicar's sermon, I think: ~ 'Is it over? Thank Christ! Amen.' |
6 | Larry Brash | 8 | Laughter is the best medicine = The genial side is much better. |
7 | Neil Ramsay | 7 | First base Second base Third base A home run = Smooch Rate breasts Hand in briefs Use a bed. |
8 | Adie Pena | 7 | You can't teach an old dog new tricks = Work on educating old cats. They can! |
9 | Paul Pan | 7 | Pandemics = Meds panic! |
10 | Paul Lusch | 6 | Righteous indignation = Idiot shouting in anger. |
11 | David Bourke | 6 | Caster Semenya = Yes, a secret man! |
12 | Tony Crafter | 5 | Walt Disney's 'Pinocchio' was a feature-film and a cartoon. = A classic story, and what a wonderful piece of animation! |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | President Obama - so good they inaugurated him twice = George Bush - a dimwit idea you'd spit at more than once! |
14 | Meyran Kraus | 4 | If love isn't here ~ then life is over. |
15 | Tony Crafter | 4 | ARSE-EMOTICONS: (_!_) Any normal arse. (_o_) Som... = (_*_) A sore arse. (_?_) A dumb-arse. (_X_) No ... |
16 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | Golden Anniversary = Dear Granny's in love. |
17 | Andrew Brehaut | 4 | The Normandy landing site = A silent morning then... D-Day. |
18 | Adie Pena | 3 | Michel de Nostredame = Omens? I declared them! |
19 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | Himalayan Mount Everest = A summit nearly to Heaven. |
20 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | The past generations = Teenager: "Piss on that!" |
21 | Tony Crafter | 3 | (Old friends, sat side by side): My wife said, '... = So my wife said, 'Dear God! But you also did no... |
22 | Scott Gardner | 3 | The novella "A Christmas Carol," by Charles Dickens = A rather classic book enchants every small child. |
23 | Tony Crafter | 3 | The Bronte sisters: Charlotte, Emily and Anne = Eternal tales by the stoic Northern maidens. |
24 | View | 3 | President Barack Hussein Obama = He's boss in a bankrupted America. |
25 | Rosie Perera | 3 | Miss California's breast implants funded by pageant = And it seems super big tits and small brain can pay off. |
26 | Adie Pena | 3 | The U.S. says "Good-bye!" = Yes, Bush goes today! |
27 | Scott Gardner | 3 | "The Emperor's New Clothes" fairy tale = Not aware he's completely shirt-free? |
28 | Larry Brash | 2 | Daniel Radcliffe , Emma Watson, Rupert Grint ~ as Mr Potter, nice girlfriend and awful mate. |
29 | Meyran Kraus | 2 | Whose accents are these? 1. "Burn da ganja, mon!... = 1. Sting's 'Jamaican' 2. An Americanized Hugh L... |
30 | Ellie Dent | 2 | One foggy evening, the celebrated Victorian Auth... = The bartender, Abel, a funny character, remarks... |
31 | Tony Crafter | 2 | Visiting Caesar's Palace ~ is a practice in Las Vegas. |
32 | Rick Rothstein | 2 | Craigslist killer = I strike call-girls. |
33 | Meyran Kraus | 2 | The former American president George Walker Bush = Some supreme brain-lacking we'd rather forget here! |
34 | Tony Crafter | 2 | Racial tolerance = Alliance creator. |
35 | Rosie Perera | 2 | The Central African Republic = Interracial place, but French. |
36 | View | 2 | Miss California's ~ as firm as silicon. |
37 | Meyran Kraus | 1 | Actors who won trophies at this year's Emmys: - ... = Top contenders from the "Least Tact" contest: -... |
38 | Christopher Sturdy | 1 | Smoking can damage your health = A toke on a cig has harmed my lung! |
39 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 1 | On the Origin of Species by Means of Natural Sel... = Tome an English biologist has penned to argue f... |
40 | Scott Gardner | 1 | The Palestinian Territories = Anti-Israeli protest in there. |
41 | View | 1 | The Climate Talks = Task: Halt ice melt! |
Total points: | 164 | from 29 votes |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | This sonnet by Shakespeare was anagrammed into a sonnet for Spring with an unusual constraint |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | William Shakespeare's Sonnet 24 |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | The U.S. Postal Service created a postage stamp ... = After a month of extensive tests, the appointe... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 10 | A blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker ba... = A cowboy went into a Starbucks and ordered a c... |
5 | Adie Pena | 10 | Valentine Day Anagram Puzzle |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | On Shakespeare |
7 | Tony Crafter | 9 | VINCENT by Don McLean |
8 | Tony Crafter | 9 | THE TIGER By William Blake. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 8 | THE NATIONAL HEALTH SERVICE TODAY. The telephon... = NO MORE TOMORROWS A solemn Stephen Stein retu... |
10 | Tony Crafter | 7 | AUSSIE RECRUIT'S LETTER HOME. |
11 | Adie Pena | 6 | New Year Anagram Puzzle |
12 | Adie Pena | 6 | OCTOBER by Robert Frost |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | Basic Wedding Cake Recipe 6 cups soft cake flou... = Recipe for Upkeep of a Happy Marriage 1/2 gal... |
14 | Tony Crafter | 3 | A tourist called in at an antiques shop whilst o... = A doctor telephoned a nearby plumber to compla... |
Total points: | 119 | from 21 votes |
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