| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Adie Pena | 33 | Solitary confinement = Myself. No interaction. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 32 | The melting polar ice caps = Climate change's top peril. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | A field surgeon = Dangerous life. |
4 | Adrian Hickford | 14 | I am hornier, 'cos ~ I'm a rhinoceros! (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
5 | Richard Grantham | 13 | Yoga's ~ so gay. |
6 | Scott Gardner | 10 | The California Deer Mouse = Here I run, else I am cat food! |
7 | Larry Brash | 9 | Solitary confinement = Felony can merit it, son. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | The physical examination = Hospital machine anxiety. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 8 | The circumcision debate = Hebraic cut incited some. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 8 | Energy giants ‡ Staying green? |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | "One size fits all" = Laziest of lines. |
12 | Hans-Peter Reich | 4 | The straightjacket = Jerk tight at a chest. |
13 | View | 2 | The kindergartens = Kids regnant there. |
13 | Nikola Zivanovic | 2 | Computer magazines = Amiga-Spectrum zone. |
15 | David Bourke | 1 | Divorced, or separated? = A teardrop discovered. |
15 | Jesse Frankovich | 1 | Festa = feast. |
Total points: | 171 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.533) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 53 | Dante's Divine Comedy = Vice, demons, and deity. |
2 | Ed Pegg Jr | 34 | New Orleans Saints = Winner, last season. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 18 | The Federico Fellini motion picture 'La Strada'. = One deep circus film. (Title: Italian for 'The Road') |
4 | Ellie Dent | 14 | Claude Monet's paintings of 'Gardens at Giverny' = Verdant landscape, so using green to magnify it. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | Television drama "C.S.I." = A tissue hint solved a crime. |
6 | Scott Gardner | 10 | The book "A Christmas Carol," by Charles Dickens = Oh, mean boss's clerk Cratchit had real sick boy! |
6 | View | 10 | Sylvester Stallone in the Rambo series = Artist's silent, lonely hero seems brave. |
8 | Nikola Zivanovic | 7 | Poker strategy = Try to keep rags! |
8 | Adie Pena | 7 | The 25th anniversary 'We Are The World' remake for Haiti = Reinvent, refresh a worthwhile idea to mark a 25th year! |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | Fine aid used by man on a flight in "Toy Story" = Lightyear's famous, "To Infinity and beyond!" |
Total points: | 169 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 34 | Tiger Holds Press Conference = Confess, regret, consider help. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 30 | The Vancouver Winter Olympics = I've pretty much a nil snow cover. |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 24 | Vancouver Twenty-ten Winter Olympic Games = Top men vying at ice events want low mercury. |
4 | Adie Pena | 23 | President Barack Obama = Top American's bad break. |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 14 | The latest earthquake's in Chile = Thence, it's quite a lethal shaker. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 7 | Washington = Hat? Snowing! |
6 | Nikola Zivanovic | 7 | Lufthansa pilots begin strike = No flights, take a bus lines trip. |
8 | Ed Pegg Jr | 6 | Let's do anti-filibuster ~ leaflet distributions. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Bill Clinton is detained for heart-artery surgery = Stent? (Or did they balefully insert a cigar in error...?) |
8 | View | 6 | Beyonce Knowles gets six Grammy awards = Sexy singer's work was commented by Gala. |
11 | Steve Stein | 5 | A birthday, Abe Lincoln's = Tall boy's heard in cabin. |
11 | David Bourke | 5 | The Abbey Road Studios up for sale = A Beatles duo buy it for spare dosh? |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | The boss's rejection of adultery. = Fabio deselects. John Terry's out! |
Total points: | 169 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.433) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 43 | Post-Impressionist Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec = Oil painter chose Rue des Moulins prostitutes. |
2 | David Bourke | 31 | Singer Lady Gaga = Already sagging! |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | President Barack Obama ~ absorbed a market panic. |
4 | Mike Keith | 14 | Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir = Met virtuoso dance artists. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Goldman Sachs CEO Lloyd Blankfein = Gad! Shall bank's economic folly end? |
6 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Terpsichorean artiste Darcey Andrea Bussell = Superior dancer? Yes! The ballet dancer is a star. |
6 | View | 11 | Alison Moyet = Solo, anytime. |
8 | Nikola Zivanovic | 9 | Yulia Tymoshenko ~ may lose. You think? |
9 | Ellie Dent | 7 | Obama: the American President = Dream then became aspiration. |
9 | Adie Pena | 7 | The singer Clay Aiken = Real gay scene, I think. |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | Michael Jackson's cardiologist Conrad Murray = Real-daring hack doctor slays major music icon. |
Total points: | 170 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.367) |
1 | David Bourke | 32 | Waitrose Cashmere Toilet Paper = There to wipe a most special rear! |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 24 | Centers for Disease Control and Prevention = Send doctors an alert on perverse infection. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 20 | English Collective of Prostitutes. = Sect to help lots of vice girls unite. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 16 | Her Britannic Majesty's Government = Members scent gravy train, then join! |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | New Orleans' Mardi Gras ("Fat Tuesday") = Many a rogue said, "Lent's afterwards!" |
5 | Ed Pegg Jr | 12 | Nintendo + Cisco = Disconnection. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | Games of the Two Thousand Ten Winter Olympics = We compete to win medals, though in nasty frost! |
8 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show = Gunmen know Scottish breeds well. |
9 | Adie Pena | 7 | The Internal Revenue Service = Never unnerve a rich elite set! |
10 | Scott Gardner | 6 | The iPad tablet computer = It much bettered a laptop. |
11 | View | 3 | Sea of Galilee (Kinneret) = Gee, not fen, Israeli lake! |
12 | Nikola Zivanovic | 2 | Belarusian vodka = Drink, use a lavabo! |
Total points: | 155 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Adie Pena | 44 | The Top Three Richest People in the World: Wa... = Billionaires: I'm the Super Capitalist, the... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 25 | Two elderly widows, Sue and Eve, are on the bac... = SUE: "What d'you generally, er... do about it?... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 21 | A drunk fellow leaving a bar, sees a nun waitin... = Unhappy but pure, virtue intact, her hidden kn... |
4 | Andrew Brehaut | 17 | Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysi... = Pray, who will cry long, long, long, goggling ... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Former US Vice President Dick Cheney was releas... = Taxidermist: "So I preserved his lifelike form... |
6 | David Bourke | 12 | 'The Surrendered Wife - a step-by-step guide to ... = Australian went: "Do get me my pipe and slippe... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 9 | "Perfection is achieved not when there is nothin... = Work, in hope, at removing what you can, and th... |
8 | View | 8 | A senior Hamas military commander Mahmoud Abdel... = A harmful, amoral man. A team murdered him. C... |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Peter Andre's fury as Katie Price gives toddler ... = Some people are an utter disgrace, as real crap... |
Total points: | 158 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.321) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 30 | ... |
2 | Scott Gardner | 27 | Gravely rare fauna: 1. Large cat 2. Animal up north 3. Long tusk 4. Antarctic fowl 5. Reptile 6. Canned fish 7. B... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 21 | ... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 16 | All in danger because of: Pollution Global warming Tree clearance Animal butchery Pursuit of profit 'That' ju... |
5 | Larry Brash | 15 | Baa! In principal, I blame the uncaring lumberjacks, arranging to manually cut down all the trees for another big agricu... |
6 | David Bourke | 8 | Global temperature warming? All a heap of crap. Utter, asinine bilge...but purely that conniving rich crank Al Gore's f... |
6 | Adie Pena | 8 | URGENT! Calling all superior men! It's a big crucial job for humankind but we can help protect every natural animal hab... |
8 | Ellie Dent | 7 | IN TROUBLE: 1. A cat... but grr! 2. Icy ocean plunger 3. Love 'tache! 4. Man's garb? 5. Flipper 6. In a net.... |
9 | Neil Ramsay | 6 | Cite a crap, pitiful plight. All are alive, but less abundant than A Jabberwocky, Gremlin, Minotaur. A Unicorn. ... |
10 | Adrian Hickford | 5 | Tearful for that animal group? Humans rollick along, carry on procreating, precipitating unbelievable, unwarrantable an... |
10 | Paul Pan | 5 | We protest too! Bee, Aardvark, Lamb, Pig, Ram, Tuna, Crab, Corn, Lichen, Fungus, Tulip, Geranium, Chili plan an urgent "... |
12 | Rosie Perera | 4 | I'll jump at enraging human caprice, rail at built-in neglect, flog aberrant bureaucracy, and rebuke that lunatic Palin ... |
13 | View | 1 | We must protect all animals in peril of annihilation. Human race culpable of annihilation. 'Burglar', partake in very u... |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 1 | Many will face an uncertain future till a popular American burger chain go to hell... or stop funding a lumberjack inten... |
Total points: | 154 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.519) |
1 | Larry Brash | 50 | An eighty-six year old man went to the local do... = "Now, on the lengthy trek north-west, nearing... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 42 | An Irishman was stumbling through the woods, to... = A woman went to a store to buy her husband a ... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 29 | "Twenty years from now you will be more disappoi... = Ten hypothetical things to do before I die: ... |
4 | Adie Pena | 12 | "Avatar" "The Blind Side" "District Nine" "A... = Is it "Na'vi-in-Pandora" rubbish or should th... |
Total points: | 133 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.167) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 40 | Short verse outlining Mount Etna in Virgil's Aeneid, Book III |
2 | Tony Crafter | 32 | THE GODFATHER OF GREEK PHILOSOPHY. |
3 | Adie Pena | 29 | SINCE MY VALENTINE GOT A COMPUTER By Joanna Fuchs |
4 | Tony Crafter | 13 | PIDDLING PETE |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Jabberwocky |
6 | David Bourke | 8 | THIS OLE HOUSE |
Total points: | 131 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.261) |
1 | David Bourke | 28 | TENA ladies' incontinence pads ~ contain and seal pee incidents. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 23 | A surefire constipation remedy = I insert dynamite up core of arse! |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | "Dad, tell me how kids are born!" = "Well, dear, dad boinks mother!" |
4 | View | 17 | She's having a period = He-he! So, vagina drips! |
5 | Adie Pena | 9 | An asshole = A hassle, no? |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 8 | The crime of passion = Rape of nice, hot miss. |
Total points: | 106 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.300) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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