| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 73 | Italian crime boss = A Sicilian mobster. |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 18 | Nicotine addiction = Idiotic and not nice. |
3 | View | 14 | Sir Isaac Newton's apple tree = One scientist prepares a law. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Don't eat cereals that change the colour of the milk = Chocolate Corn Flakes that delight me are out then? |
5 | Larry Brash | 13 | "Kids, please, don't try this at home." = He pled: "It means that's risky to do!" |
6 | Adie Pena | 9 | The evolutionary anthropologists = Our vision: That long lost ape theory. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Multiple personality disorder = Sly people do it in murder trials. |
6 | Scott Gardner | 9 | American football = October/fall mania. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 8 | A match made in heaven? = Ha! A damn achievement! |
10 | Ellie Dent | 6 | The material witness ~ sees them win at trial. |
10 | Ivan Andonov | 6 | Perfect anagrams = Crafter-Pan games. |
12 | Jesse Frankovich | 5 | "All the news that's fit to print" = Spin talents wrote that filth. |
13 | Mike Torr | 4 | Climate change sceptic ~ catches ice cap melting. |
13 | David Bourke | 4 | Circumstantial evidence = Minutiae cancels verdict. |
15 | Ed Pegg Jr | 3 | A match made in heaven ‡ Man, maiden have e-chat. |
15 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 3 | Incontrovertible evidence = I convinced rotten believer. |
17 | Nikola Zivanovic | 2 | No-law deadly soccer = A second yellow card. |
18 | Hamlet | 1 | Roman armies ~ man armories. |
Total points: | 201 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.514) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 40 | William Shakespeare's Antony and Cleopatra = Snake poisons were lethal act in a play drama |
2 | Tony Crafter | 31 | Sandro Botticelli's painting 'Primavera'. = Vibrant art! Spring made poetical in oils. |
3 | Scott Gardner | 27 | English guitarist Pete Townshend ~ is The Who's reputed singing talent. |
4 | David Bourke | 17 | The American Idol host Ryan Seacrest = More critics dare say "He has no talent!" |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | The animated film and sequel 'Toy Story Three' = Most of the quality and style remained there! |
6 | Ellie Dent | 15 | L. Frank Baum: The Wonderful Wizard of Oz = A few dazzled, rum folk hunt for rainbow. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | The modern art of Pablo Picasso = Abstract of model in poor shape! |
8 | View | 12 | The surrealist Salvador Dali ~ shares "visual riddle" art a lot. |
9 | Adie Pena | 10 | "West Side Story" [Leonard Bernstein] = Real bitterness worsens. Tony died. |
10 | Ivan Andonov | 8 | Rage Against the Machine = A hi-tech main stage anger. |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | Tonight With Jonathan Ross - BBC One = Best Chat Show. I rant... No job, nothing! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 5 | Paul McCartney can't remember most of his songs = Gaps from senior moments scramble catchy tune? |
Total points: | 204 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.343) |
1 | David Bourke | 42 | The coastline of Florida and Louisiana = The fauna, flora and soil is coated in oil. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | The environmental disaster = Oil in streams that never end. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 23 | Oil spill in the Gulf = I'll pollute fishing. |
4 | Adrian Hickford | 16 | The England/Slovenia game = Eleven men dashing at goal. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | The nasty oil company, British Petroleum = BP - they pollute most in American history! |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 11 | "Who cares, it's done, end of story, will probably be fine" = Words said by fellow in BP before one oily tar stench. |
7 | Ed Pegg Jr | 10 | Superhumanity = Isner-Mahut? Yup. |
8 | Adie Pena | 9 | The Louisiana shoreline = I see thin oil on lush area. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 8 | Cleaning up the oil spill = Hell until closing a pipe. |
9 | Scott Gardner | 8 | The reality television show "American Idol" = Hint: I hear Simon Cowell is ready to leave it. |
11 | Ivan Andonov | 6 | Israeli commandos = Iron Mossad malice. |
11 | Tony Crafter | 6 | The FIFA World Cup Football Tournament = Forum for a full pitch battle. Date? On now! |
13 | View | 4 | The CEO of British Petroleum Tony Hayward = Unworthy; hefty oil spot bothered America. |
14 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | Monday is Summer Solstice = Sun's mode is more mystical. |
14 | Nikola Zivanovic | 2 | Giant sinkhole in Guatemala = Agatha kills in a minute, gone. |
Total points: | 197 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.441) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 36 | Archbishop Tutu: a life force = The Republic of South Africa. |
2 | View | 26 | Danica Sue Patrick = Pick a car and use it. |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | United States General Stanley McChrystal = My last insane stunt gets called 'treachery'. |
4 | Larry Brash | 16 | The Andalucian artist Pablo Picasso = He is a top Cubist and a local partisan. |
4 | Ivan Andonov | 16 | Tiger Woods' ~ id got worse. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 15 | The CEO of British Petroleum, Anthony Hayward = I blame the unwary top honcho for the dirty sea. |
7 | David Bourke | 13 | The lingerie model Abigail Rose Clancy = All logical men agree it...her body is nice! |
8 | Adie Pena | 11 | The surrealist Dali = This ideal art rules! |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | The Arsenal football captain, Cesc Fabregas = Barcelona has acceptable offer at last... Sign! |
8 | Scott Gardner | 11 | Basketball player Manute Bol = A superbly-tall NBA team bloke. |
11 | Rosie Perera | 10 | The Dog Whisperer host, Cesar Millan, ~ helps dame to train her Welsh Corgis. |
12 | Ellie Dent | 6 | Will Shakespeare, the English Bard = Aha! Spells bewhiskered earthling! |
13 | Tony Crafter | 5 | The famous American soprano Renee Fleming = Och! An eminent female opera singer from USA! |
Total points: | 193 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.382) |
1 | David Bourke | 41 | The World Cup football competition in South Africa = To ruin it, blow off a loud, totemic, cheap plastic horn! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | Sun-filled New York = Wonderful skyline! |
3 | Scott Gardner | 23 | British Petroleum Company = My pipe burst; oil came north. |
4 | Adie Pena | 18 | Transportation Security Administration = Nasty rotten discrimination at U.S. airport. |
5 | Larry Brash | 16 | Issac Newton's three Laws of Motion = Where two actions manifest, no loss. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 16 | The Otis Elevator Company = Yes, another place to vomit! |
7 | Ellie Dent | 14 | Europeans = EU persona. |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 11 | Otis Elevators = O, it serves a lot. |
9 | Ivan Andonov | 9 | The Sagrada Familia church = Gaudi hatches a frail charm. |
10 | View | 7 | The Otis Elevator Company = Can help move it to a storey. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | The Master Lock Combination Padlock = A crook can't pick the model's main bolt. |
12 | Rosie Perera | 5 | Occupational Safety and Health Administration ~ can find lethal radiation at a hot US company site. |
13 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 4 | The Sydney to Hobart Race = Yacht boats there yonder! |
Total points: | 194 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.382) |
1 | David Bourke | 27 | How to permanently silence the incessant dronin... = Shove the thing into any convenient zulu fello... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 24 | The helpful 'Catseyes' were invented by P. Shaw... ~ eyes aglow in the headlights. A gift! So... ... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | Clear-eyed, we can understand that there will b... = We'd near a total Mideast peace pact when: -... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 21 | A kangaroo walks into a city bar. "Beer, please... = Descartes goes to a Wallaroo bar. A barkeeper,... |
5 | Adie Pena | 18 | "The events depicted in this movie are fictitiou... = Every idiotic individual or vilified enemy in a... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 14 | Untapped mineral deposits in Afghanistan could ... = Taliban men announcing: "We'd shift all our ol... |
7 | Ivan Andonov | 11 | The American trumpet player John Birks "Dizzy" G... = Hear a chirpily jumpy tone like Miles, Bird, ... |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 11 | The events depicted in this movie are fictitiou... = Did this film not tell a true story is happeni... |
9 | View | 10 | The iron-containing respiratory pigment in red ... = Hemoglobin - protein transports 'air' in bloo... |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Q: How long is a piece of string? A: Double th... = Told him of quite a feeble response holding so... |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | An unpaid fat fill-in hatched a dependent in th... = "I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.... |
Total points: | 176 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.355) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 31 | A fortune-telling octopod quaint Jumped out from its tub restraint, Foretold of a German win, Which excited a humour ... |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 20 | France got jinxed with team spirit of nil Uruguay have more adequate skill On Dutch form could I frown ... But on mer... |
2 | David Bourke | 20 | Look, I don't care a jot who wins, I'm afraid ...but quit blowing the confounded monotone plastic trumpets for throughou... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 18 | Many in turmoil spend to order food, Much of it junk: a mountain... larger, though. Extra cratefuls of booze, wine... |
5 | Adie Pena | 15 | IRRITATION MIFFED ME A drone for long so loud Can bother in a crowd. Throw over the 'zela, Obnoxious anti-quiet fel... |
5 | Tony Crafter | 15 | Don't Drop It On TV! Dire England to win it, the Jules Rimet? Fu*k off! A Zulu has more chance! Italy, or Mexico, ... |
7 | Ivan Andonov | 14 | Quite a cool commotion, for I dreamt of an outstanding, fruitful Serbian role, but I just woke up to find Xavi Hernandez... |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | Formal Bet Uruguay? Jinxed. Ghana? Quite off. Teutonic or Dutch? Need to train. Proud Brazil or those last two won't... |
9 | Larry Brash | 10 | Australia expected to beat rival Germany in the first round? Just think how much of a gold prize for our own nation? Co... |
10 | Rosie Perera | 9 | But how come mild Canada isn't on the victors' list? Bizarre. A mixup? No. They got ejected from the running due to qu... |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | Wow! Fuck! France, England, Italy, Spain, vie to out-underperform one another and be first out with just too much to do.... |
12 | View | 0 | Look, question is, who can see tomorrow - the future. Who can be major fruitful prophet, fit to aid to find victor....... |
Total points: | 169 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.414) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 41 | How Smart Are You? 1. You're participating in... = How Stupid Are You? Choose an answer for ea... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 29 | A fourteen-year old Amish boy and his father we... = A couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lod... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 27 | SHERLOCK HOLMES AND DR. WATSON IN A HOT-AIR BAL... = Sherlock Holmes turns and asks: 'My dear old ... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | Hours after the end of the world, a dispute emer... = "The game would be a farce!" the Lord protests... |
5 | Larry Brash | 11 | Can you spare just two dollars? Ranji is a n... = Do you enjoy racist jokes? I have some other ... |
6 | Adie Pena | 9 | An eighty-nine-year-old man goes for a physical... = "Wow, that's so incredible," the doctor says.... |
6 | View | 9 | Mr. Lonely Lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely, I have nobo... = I'm Gilad Shalit. Four years ago I was captur... |
Total points: | 140 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.292) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 49 | The Anne Bradstreet poem "The Author to her Book" |
2 | Ellie Dent | 30 | Dryden quote of 218 letters into 8 anagrams relating to Sherlock Holmes. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 26 | THE GOLFING NUN / THE GOLFING ASSASSIN. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | George Farquhar's 'The Recruiting Officer' |
5 | Adie Pena | 8 | BEYOND THE SEA by Bobby Darin |
5 | Mike Torr | 8 | Hotel California by The Eagles |
7 | Tony Crafter | 3 | SANDY From 'Grease'. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | Blue Bayou by Roy Orbison and Joe Melson |
9 | Adie Pena | 2 | DISTANT SHORES By Chad and Jeremy |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; |
Total points: | 148 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.385) |
1 | Larry Brash | 29 | Woman's G Spot = "Now!", most gasp. |
2 | Adie Pena | 26 | Prostitutes for hire = Forte is "tits-per-hour." (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | A stimulated prick = A lick made it spurt! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Frankenstein's monster = Ten foreskins' remnants! |
5 | David Bourke | 12 | The hymen reconstruction operation = I chose one to repair my torn cunt, then! |
6 | View | 10 | Fornicating depths ~ I can't find her G-spot! |
7 | Ivan Andonov | 7 | The shemale porn movies = Hot mom leaves her penis. |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Deutschland Uber Alles... ~ are such bellend adults |
Total points: | 134 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.348) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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