| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | Really bad eyesight = Barely see daylight! |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 25 | The recreational nudist ~ is unclothed in a retreat. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 13 | Doleful evening ~ feeling unloved. |
4 | Scott Gardner | 12 | The free online dictionaries = Clear definition here on site. |
4 | Andrew Berhaut | 12 | First Crusade = Turf is sacred. |
6 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 11 | Fischer's clock = Click for chess! |
6 | Ed Pegg Jr | 11 | Open microphone = Nincompoop here. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 11 | That towering skyline = It's late night New York! |
9 | Adie Pena | 8 | The full-body airport scanner = I probe frontally nude charts. |
10 | View | 7 | Velocipedist = Device's pilot. |
10 | David Bourke | 7 | The prostitutes in Amsterdam's red light district = This trade is permitted...its girls, most aren't Dutch. |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Demonstrably unintelligent = Blonde girlies - nutty 'n' mental. |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | Mineral supplement = Superman impellent. |
13 | Rik Sengupta | 4 | A cruise ~ is a cure. |
15 | Rick Rothstein | 3 | A police escort = Cite a cop's role. |
16 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Balloon animals = Lion. Alas, no lamb? |
17 | Ernesto Guiraldes | 0 | Toddler's diarrhoea ‡ A harder, dried stool |
Total points: | 167 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.586) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 33 | Paul the Prognosticating Octopus was right! = Spain won a historic cup struggle. Go top that! |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 21 | Macbeth by William Shakespeare = A witch bespeaks liberal mayhem. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 16 | Monsieur Edgar Degas = So, regard nude images. |
4 | Adie Pena | 13 | The impressionist Pierre-Auguste Renoir = His art emerges in Europe. Isn't it superior? |
4 | Rik Sengupta | 13 | "On My Own", from Les Miserables = Woman remembers loss; if only... |
6 | Ivan Andonov | 12 | Joel and Ethan Coen's "The Big Lebowski" = The Jews behind one likable goon cast. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | Philip K. Dick's "Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? = Did comedic flock phrase help inspire kids to read?" |
6 | Scott Gardner | 12 | "Impression, Soleil Levant" = Or "loveliness in pale mist". |
9 | David Bourke | 9 | The American singer David Lee Roth = Eddie Van Halen's geriatric mother. |
10 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | "How the Grinch Stole Christmas", a Dr. Seuss tale = So, that rescued heart grows in his small chest! |
11 | Tony Crafter | 7 | The crime novelist Miss Patricia Cornwell = Evil-clashes-in-a-post-mortem-clinic writer! |
12 | View | 6 | Eminem's album 'Recovery' = My more venerable music. |
Total points: | 162 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 38 | Gulf shoreline = Oil's flung here. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 24 | Snooker player Alex 'Hurricane' Higgins dies = As a sorry, hellraising king, he expired on cue. |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | As oil paints our ~ Louisiana ports. |
3 | Neil Ramsay | 17 | BP failure not ~ unprofitable. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 14 | Actress Lindsay Dee Lohan = A hedonist earns cell days. |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | Actress Lindsay Lohan = Lass or lady's in the can. |
6 | David Bourke | 10 | Chelsea Clinton's wedding reception = Contended speech? Well, no cigars in it! |
8 | Adie Pena | 8 | Paul the Octopus was right in his prediction = Shit! It's got a euphoric Spain in the World Cup! |
9 | Ellie Dent | 6 | I can see loss first ~ as recession lifts. |
10 | Meyran Kraus | 5 | The audio tapes of Mel Gibson rants = It's a startling mode of phone abuse. |
10 | View | 5 | Germany crush Argentina to reach last four = A great match! Aryans rung the score: Four-nil!! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 4 | United States Cyber Command = Combat demands 'net security. |
13 | Ed Pegg Jr | 2 | Presidential scholar = E. list: Daniel Schorr (AP). |
14 | Rik Sengupta | 1 | Nostradamus merely prognosticates; ~ Octopus remonstrates Germans daily. |
Total points: | 161 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Adie Pena | 45 | The assassin Lee Harvey Oswald = Analyses revealed shot was his. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 27 | The inventor, Elisha OTIS = One hint: It's his ELEVATOR! |
3 | Rik Sengupta | 22 | Nixon: Let's watch. ~ Clinton: What, sex? |
4 | View | 16 | Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela = All shall honor name in lead. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 15 | The Austrian composer Gustav Mahler = He arranges that marvelous, top music. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 8 | Mel Columcille Gerard Gibson = Old male's becoming cruel, girl. |
7 | Ed Pegg Jr | 7 | Mel Gibson fact = Self-combating. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 7 | The guitarist Peter Dennis Blandford Townshend = Led band, 'The Who'. Interests: Drugs, diet, infant-porn. |
9 | David Bourke | 5 | Simon Le Bon, the lead singer of Duran Duran = Dour, ignorant man. File under "Old has-beens". |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 5 | Obama, the president of the United States = He is not that amused after BP, I tend to see. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Vincent Damon Furnier, also known as Alice Cooper = Unconventional look in performance - I was scared! |
9 | Ivan Andonov | 5 | The football player Andres Iniesta = His feet portray a one-nil lead blast. |
13 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 3 | Irene and Vernon Castle = An event in dancers' lore. |
Total points: | 170 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.448) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 25 | The Egyptian Pyramids = A head-tipping mystery! |
2 | Rik Sengupta | 22 | St Helena: one reports ~ Napoleon rests there. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Rosie Perera | 19 | Eternal manly recognition at ~ Arlington National Cemetery. |
4 | Adie Pena | 16 | U.S.A. admen vie on ~ Madison Avenue. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 15 | A vacation in the most romantic places on earth = Paris, Monaco or Venice, then that coast in Malta. |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 15 | The Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia = A big volume of earth is enduring in it. |
7 | Scott Gardner | 13 | Times Square, New York = Marquees tower in sky. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 10 | Bastille Day in France = Liberated! Fancy snail? |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | The Internet Movie Database = Matinee's better than a video. |
10 | Ivan Andonov | 8 | Vietnam War = Warm in a vet. |
11 | David Bourke | 4 | Tory/LibDems coalition = Mediocrity, it balloons! |
12 | View | 2 | Balfour Declaration = Bad control, a failure. |
Total points: | 158 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.444) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 35 | The Kubler-Ross model, also known as the five s... = Five stages of BP drilling: 1. Get bad rig 2... |
2 | Adie Pena | 18 | The Top Three Religions In The World Are: 1. ... = Similar High Opiates: 1. Written Theism, 2. ... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 16 | Help! I just heard that movie star George Cloon... ~ major pic about Gary Glitter! One wit has call... |
4 | Andrew Berhaut | 14 | The dramatic film "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" = A choice subject: birth, immature old man, infant, foetus. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 14 | Dr. Watson to his detective friend: 'Do you see... = 'The ratio of black to white sheep is one to t... |
6 | David Bourke | 9 | The United States of America and Great Britain'... = Together in defence, both parties are capitali... |
7 | Ernesto Guiraldes | 7 | American Society for Neurogastroenterology, Mot... = Find in Google if a steroid or soya or yogurt c... |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | "I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of... = So, I create my life, then a flimflammer hits ... |
8 | Rik Sengupta | 6 | Les Miserables: Javert runs, Cosette loves, Epo... ~ Valjean resists, sincere rebels lose to corrup... |
10 | View | 5 | Only two things are infinite: the universe and ... = There is no limits to heavens and our, your - ... |
10 | Rosie Perera | 5 | Breach in the Pentagon's Secret Internet Protoco... = Not-bright recruit leaks not-open content: cen... |
Total points: | 135 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.458) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | ... = courier>Dash... |
2 | Larry Brash | 17 | Approaching an unfortunate lady: "Oh, has great legs! Oh Hell, shame about that face!" |
3 | Adie Pena | 13 | An unhappy large-eared Charles has often thought about that nose of hag Camilla. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 11 | A poet chap holds that though a fault's ugly, each one has a noble, fair arrangement. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | Half hag, he thought. Oh, nasty phantom creature, And all along be a Picasso feature! |
6 | Richard Brodie | 8 | Half mouth? Her nose notably half attached? Gorgeous in appearance? That's a laugh! |
6 | Tony Crafter | 8 | Ah, Ann! Shall I compare thee to a dog's arse? Thou art affable, tho' pug-ugly, 'n' Hath acne. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | She has to bag her ugly head to feel A catch to man in sauna through frontal appeal |
9 | Rosie Perera | 5 | No treasure, she hath a laughable deformity: all chaos on that oppugnant hag face. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | I, a famous chap and a fool, thought her unpalatable, yet the Archangels sang to her! |
9 | Neil Ramsay | 5 | A lad; a run for thy laugh. Not then alas, a photograph. (Nice legs, shame about the face) |
12 | David Bourke | 4 | HRH The Princess Anne, Had that hell of a boat! A-A-A plum-fugly! Enough to scare a goat! |
13 | Ed Pegg Jr | 3 | A man. A plan. A canal. A hope. Thus haunts all the shy. There but for the grace of God go I. |
13 | View | 3 | She has that gallant grace, gallant untouched oomph, fain hopes for a hearty beau. |
15 | Adrian Hickford | 2 | Has a noble appearance, thought Mr Dali. Ah! Hateful faces! That's enough! Too gnarly! |
16 | Andrew Berhaut | 1 | Ha! One chap's encouraged enough that that half foul lamb has a great personality. |
Total points: | 132 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.696) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 41 | A husband wrote the following letter to his wif... = 'To My Dear Husband, Well, I've read your l... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 32 | A lawyer, a doctor and a mathematician were disc... = The mathematician said: 'If we're to accept la... |
3 | Adie Pena | 26 | ... = ... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | "Apocalypse Now" "Do the Right Thing" "Touch ... = The top ten films highlighting a theme of hea... |
Total points: | 108 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 19 | OCTOPUS'S GARDEN |
2 | Neil Ramsay | 15 | Foliage rouses. |
3 | Adie Pena | 14 | JULY by Hilaire Belloc |
4 | Tony Crafter | 13 | OCTOPUS'S GARDEN By The Beatles |
5 | Richard Brodie | 12 | What's in the brain that ink may character |
6 | Tony Crafter | 8 | A man was driving through the backwoods of Montana when he saw a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Ta... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | Reader, the artful verse below has stored a cryptic message concealed within. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | OCTOPUS'S GARDEN |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | "We Didn't Start the Fire" By Billy Joel |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | Bad to Good Poem (Author's alias: "Neurosis Before Hope") |
Total points: | 105 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.556) |
1 | David Bourke | 20 | A cunt often has ~ a stench of tuna. |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 15 | Real big tits? ~ Bet it's a girl. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | The sex-change operations = "She" organ, except it's on a "he"! |
4 | View | 13 | The precoital stimulation = Ah, operate until clit moist! |
5 | Adie Pena | 9 | High sperm count = So much per night! |
6 | Andrew Berhaut | 8 | I'm having anal intercourse = No cum is in her vagina later. |
7 | Rik Sengupta | 5 | Your mother is so fat, ~ she's roomy; four a tit. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 5 | She ruined his scrotum. = Or: "Me? I crushed his nuts!" |
Total points: | 89 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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