Anagrammy Leaders' Board - September, 2010 - 28 votes cast

28 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE LONG SPECIAL RUDE

GENERAL:

1

  Larry Brash

24  

Our golden wedding anniversary = We're old, gray and on nine IV drugs.

2

  Neil Ramsay

20  

Vatican doctrine = A divine contract?

3

  Rosie Perera

18  

Computer newbies . = IneptWebUser.com

4

  Meyran Kraus

15  

A domestic violence shelter = Sad clients come to live here.

5

  Andrew Brehaut

14  

Pirate's goal = A great spoil. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award)

6

  Ellie Dent

13  

Blessed sacrament = Massed celebrants.

7

  Tony Crafter

11  

The mysterious phenomena of crop circle sets = Oh my soul! Those perfect masterpieces in corn!

8

  Adie Pena

7  

Secretarial pool = Corporate allies?

8

  Rick Rothstein

7  

One's self-portrait = I flatter person so.

8

  Dharam Khalsa

7  

Counting the calories, fats and carbs = Such a diet can be a constant for girls.

11

  Ivan Andonov

4  

Epicanthus = China setup.

11

  Rik Sengupta

4  

Give lots, when ~ we love things.

11

  Christopher Sturdy

4  

Lipogrammatic sentences. = Am missing letter. Can cope.

14

  Scott Gardner

3  

Golden years = Snore agedly.

14

  Ed Pegg Jr

3  

"All of the above" is wise ~ is what a fool believes.

16

  Nikola Zivanovic

2  

Low-fat recipes = Fowl, paste, rice...

16

  David Bourke

2  

La dottrina della chiesa Cristiana = Declaration in Italia's cathedrals.

16

  Zoran Radisavlevic

2  

Machismo = I'm a schmo!

19

  View

1  

The marriage proposal = O, proper aim - gal's heart!

 

  Total points:

161 

from 28 votes     (DFE factor: 0.679)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  Larry Brash

30  

Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson = It's our landlubber in tense story overseas.

2

  Tony Crafter

19  

The Simon and Garfunkel hit-song, 'America' = Folk musicians' grand anthem on heritage.

3

  Ed Pegg Jr

18  

Shatner spouts ~ "Phasers to stun."

4

  Dharam Khalsa

17  

Tony Curtis, star in "Some Like it Hot" = Notes, "This is our ticket to Marilyn!"

5

  Scott Gardner

16  

Lewis Carroll's poem "The Hunting of the Snark" = He'll claim that work's of right pure nonsense.

6

  Meyran Kraus

12  

Teen girl is watching ~ a 'Twilight' screening.

7

  View

11  

The 'Monty Python's Flying Circus' = Snotty, funny, sprightly, comic, eh?

8

  Rosie Perera

9  

The Craig Gillespie movie "Lars and the Real Girl" = The raving male hires eager plastic girlie doll.

9

  David Bourke

8  

The singer Bono and guitarist 'The Edge' = God-bothering is guaranteed in the set!

10

  Adie Pena

7  

"Despicable Me" in Three-D = "Respectable him" indeed!

11

  Rik Sengupta

6  

The Beach Boys = They be *so* Bach.

11

  Ellie Dent

6  

The Master of Impressionism = So first, I emphasise, Mr. Monet.

 

  Total points:

159 

from 28 votes     (DFE factor: 0.429)

TOPICAL:

1

  Meyran Kraus

39  

We've something to tell the US president, Barack Obama = We must leave the Mideast alone. Bring back the troops!

2

  Ellie Dent

34  

Nigerian floods ruin crops = Poor cursing rain on fields.

3

  Tony Crafter

16  

George Michael is sent to gaol = Oh, megastar going to cell, I see.

4

  Rik Sengupta

14  

Child sex abuse in Portugal = Group hit lads? Inexcusable.

5

  View

13  

Tropical Storm Earl = Scat, or mortal peril!

6

  Adie Pena

12  

Afghanistan parliamentary election = A nation partially fears cheating men.

7

  David Bourke

10  

The singer George Michael = High, emerges erect in gaol.

8

  Andrew Brehaut

8  

The actress Lindsay Lohan ~ shall stay constrained, eh?

9

  Rosie Perera

7  

United Airlines' new fame/honor on urban TV monitors = Number one in on-time arrivals for Two Thousand Nine.

10

  Dharam Khalsa

4  

Southwest Airlines and AirTran plan to merge = Delta warns national peers, "It's our nightmare!"

 

  Total points:

157 

from 28 votes     (DFE factor: 0.357)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  Ellie Dent

44  

Thomas Arne = A short name.

2

  Christopher Sturdy

31  

The World's Shortest Man, Colombian, Edward Hernandez = Born small - comes 'down-sized' rather than 'down-hearted'!

3

  Tony Crafter

22  

Simon/Garfunkel = Men sung folk air.

4

  David Bourke

14  

Michael Andrew Caines = He's acclaimed a winner.

5

  Meyran Kraus

10  

American author James Fenimore Cooper = Major epic features one Mohican roamer.

6

  View

9  

The famous singer Maria Callas = Ah, remains most La Scala figure!

7

  Ivan Andonov

6  

The serial killer Ivan Milat = Villains like him rate alert!

7

  Adie Pena

6  

Clyde Tolson and J. Edgar Hoover = Lover escorted old and gay John?

9

  Rosie Perera

4  

The singer Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta = Fans note: on a jet, her entertaining name is L. Gaga.

10

  Ed Pegg Jr

3  

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton = Fate: Clinch "Rally to Restore Sanity."

11

  Dharam Khalsa

1  

The Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf = But half fear a Muslim idea.

 

  Total points:

150 

from 27 votes     (DFE factor: 0.407)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  Meyran Kraus

32  

The messaging website Twitter = It's the biggest new time-waster!

2

  Rosie Perera

18  

Blessed Sacrament of the Eucharist = Celebrate a mass, thus feed on Christ.

3

  Rick Rothstein

15  

Curses! It hit ice in its path... ~ it's the cruise ship Titanic

3

  Dharam Khalsa

15  

Liberal Democrats = Calm deliberators.

5

  David Bourke

14  

The Houses of Parliament, in Westminster = Famous simpletons are sent within there!

6

  Adie Pena

13  

Disney World, Orlando = An odd or silly wonder.

7

  Rik Sengupta

12  

The ship Titanic = Its path: thin ice.

8

  Andrew Brehaut

8  

The Disney Store chain = There's syndication, eh!

9

  Ellie Dent

7  

The National Association of Cider Makers = Fermentation is social: I choose a tankard!

10

  Ivan Andonov

6  

Kurdistan region = Gone in Turk raids.

10

  Ed Pegg Jr

6  

Any port in a storm, i.e., ~ Oyster Point Marina.

12

  View

2  

A lottery of Mega Millions = A lot of money, still mirage.

13

  Tony Crafter

1  

Thames Valley Gay Police Association = Cops stay at village YMCA 'in loo'? Ah, I see.

 

  Total points:

149 

from 26 votes     (DFE factor: 0.500)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  Tony Crafter

28  

A kindly Mother Superior called the nuns togeth... ~ convent." "Oh, I thank the Heavens!" said ...

2

  Meyran Kraus

26  

The two little misconceptions that some American... = 1. It's not the main Ground Zero site (it's a c...

3

  Ellie Dent

24  

God was talking to Archangel Gabriel. 'Do you k... = 'Profound thinking, ensuring great work! Whate...

4

  Adie Pena

20  

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why so... = That happy portrait serves well the stupidity o...

5

  Christopher Sturdy

13  

Ed Miliband is victorious in the Labour Party's... = His older brother David loses in it, partly be...

6

  David Bourke

12  

George Michael placed into solitary confinement... = Horrifically gloomy, no companion. (He'd get a...

7

  Dharam Khalsa

11  

Helen Keller said, "The most pathetic person in... = So, this blind woman's tutor was a skilled her...

8

  View

9  

Mercury, Venus, The Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Satur... = Just vacuum. Nine planets turn around Sun. He...

 

  Total points:

143 

from 25 votes     (DFE factor: 0.320)

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:

1

  Ellie Dent

31  

Oh, Cary has a tiny sheep It has a frosty hue And here/there that Cary goes The tiny beast goes too. Teachers get to...

2

  Meyran Kraus

23  

Oh Barbara, she has a tot That she has often fed; He cannot even tie a shoe - A catatonic head. The guy's a dope, I ...

3

  Tony Crafter

17  

I hate this idea - three characters short? Too hard to arrange I'd have thought. To essay the ode? That I refuse, As...

3

  Dharam Khalsa

17  

Tot's Song O*d *cDona*d had a far* E-I-E-I-O And on that far* he had ten shy shaggy sheep E-I-E-I-O Here a shy "Ba...

5

  Christopher Sturdy

9  

A she-bairn, nay a shepherdess Hot footed A to B. An adherent hot hoofed at her rear; A gay sight to see. The a...

6

  Adie Pena

8  

They ca her a big bitch, The hot or the aesoe ga, A broad or that cheetah, too. She's reay a fee fatae. She'd do i...

7

  Larry Brash

6  

Anne had an insane cat, that behaved so horrific, she got her to a doctor, to test scientific. Aah Aah! That is a g...

8

  Rosie Perera

5  

...

9

  View

1  

ithout three etters aybe better to rhye a song (not a very strong) Unfunny, idiotic Frantic or chaotic Sad, bad...

 

  Total points:

117 

from 21 votes     (DFE factor: 0.429)

LONG:

1

  Tony Crafter

46  

I was very unhappy last night and got to thinki... = Naturist Scott was sunbathing starkers on the...

2

  Adie Pena

24  

... = ...

3

  David Bourke

22  

A vicar checked himself into a hotel, and he sai... = The chap replied, shaking his head, "No crippl...

4

  Meyran Kraus

21  

Elvis Presley's "Yoga Is as Yoga Does" (writte... = No, you didn't have one joint too many (thoug...

5

  Dharam Khalsa

17  

"Delicious autumn! My very soul is wedded to it... = Fall is my favourite time! I could be a nighti...

 

  Total points:

130 

from 24 votes     (DFE factor: 0.208)

SPECIAL:

1

  Meyran Kraus

43  

A Keats sonnet anagrammed into 4 poems about the 4 seasons, which contain relevant acrostics designed for a square displ...

2

  Tony Crafter

18  

MONKTON HALL RESTAURANT.

2

  David Bourke

18  

You were Spain (by Nicki Ward)

2

  Dharam Khalsa

18  

OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die; they just lose their balance...

5

  Ellie Dent

8  

Fall gently, snowflakes...

5

  Tony Crafter

8  

BALLAD OF DAVY CROCKETT By George Bruns and Tom W. Blackburn

7

  Adie Pena

3  

Autumn sunlight streams...

 

  Total points:

116 

from 21 votes     (DFE factor: 0.333)

RUDE:

1

  David Bourke

28  

Fingered up the arsehole = For heightened pleasure!

2

  Tony Crafter

14  

Gay hotels and bars = Lad shags a rent-boy.

2

  Ed Pegg Jr

14  

Prick, dong = Dick, prong.

4

  View

12  

The urine sample = Human pees liter.

5

  Rik Sengupta

11  

The act of masturbation = No coitus? Ram the fat bat!

6

  Rick Rothstein

8  

Contracting a venereal disease? = Need clear secretions at vagina.

6

  Adie Pena

8  

Arse lube, pal? ~ Pleasurable!

8

  Meyran Kraus

7  

Where is that damn G-Spot? = Men wished to grasp that!

9

  Dharam Khalsa

2  

Tesco to sell half-price Viagra over the counter = The local source to revive 'flat-graph' erections.

 

  Total points:

104 

from 19 votes     (DFE factor: 0.474)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

Meyran Kraus

89.53

 

Rik Sengupta

21.50

Tony Crafter

71.91

 

Ed Pegg Jr

20.60

Ellie Dent

68.59

 

Andrew Brehaut

16.36

David Bourke

48.75

 

Rick Rothstein

16.04

Dharam Khalsa

42.67

 

Neil Ramsay

13.57

Adie Pena

40.60

 

Scott Gardner

8.89

Larry Brash

31.71

 

Ivan Andonov

8.16

Rosie Perera

31.34

 

Zoran Radisavlevic

1.36

View

23.70

 

Nikola Zivanovic

1.36

Christopher Sturdy

23.36

 

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

Meyran Kraus

3

2

0

Tony Crafter

2

3

3

Ellie Dent

2

1

1

Larry Brash

2

0

0

David Bourke

1

1

1

Dharam Khalsa

0

1

2

Ed Pegg Jr

0

1

1

Rosie Perera

0

1

1

Adie Pena

0

1

0

Christopher Sturdy

0

1

0

Neil Ramsay

0

1

0

Rick Rothstein

0

0

1


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