| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | David Bourke | 28 | Strict vegetarianism = Craving meat? Resist it! |
2 | Ellie Dent | 22 | I wanted honesty ~ in the news today. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 20 | Nepotism = Me in post! |
4 | Ivan Andonov | 19 | Musician = Usin' a mic. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | The twin embryos = They rest in womb. |
6 | Adie Pena | 15 | Dim politicians = Idiotic Ms. Palin. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | The librarian placed 'O' ~ in alphabetical order. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Biodiversity = Ivy to birdies. |
9 | Rick Rothstein | 11 | A light-hearted moment ‡ I damn them altogether. |
10 | Trigger Happy | 8 | The pen is mighiter than the sword = The hand therein powers its might. |
11 | View | 6 | A sycophant = O, nasty chap! |
12 | Harshal M | 5 | Where's Waldo? = Wow, lads, here! |
13 | Tom Myers | 4 | The carry-out = Eat hot curry. |
14 | Ed Pegg Jr | 3 | Beads of sweat = "DOW's a safe bet!" |
15 | Tony Crafter | 2 | Spiv traded ~ pirate DVDs. |
15 | Andrew Brehaut | 2 | Late Saturday nights = That glare... it's Sunday? |
Total points: | 186 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Dean Mayer | 26 | Last of the Summer Wine = Here's a wistful moment. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 24 | "The Social Network" = How to create links. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | Universal Studios' movie trilogy "Back to the Future" = Various time-travel troubles of this cute young kid. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 20 | Salvador Dali's painting 'Persistence Of Memory' = Time-rims lie drooping over fantasy landscapes. |
5 | View | 19 | Last Tango in Paris = A pair lost in angst. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 15 | Sarah Palin's reality show = A pariah's worse than silly. |
7 | David Bourke | 13 | The late soprano singer Dame Joan Alston Sutherland = On her headstone's "A major talent, a lasting splendour". |
8 | Scott Gardner | 12 | Mona Lisa Gherardini del Giocondo = A shining color image Leonardo did. |
9 | Andrew Brehaut | 10 | The movie which starred Meg Ryan and Billy Crystal? = When Harry Met Sally (Did very technical orgasm bit!) |
9 | Harshal M | 10 | James Cameron's Titanic = Romantic, majestic, sane. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 8 | Claude Oscar Monet: Father of Impressionism = An atmospheric sun offers immediate colors. |
12 | Adie Pena | 5 | "The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn" ~ by Mark Twain: Southern feud; slavery enforced then. |
13 | Ivan Andonov | 4 | Shutter Island = Unrest hits lad. |
Total points: | 188 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.406) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 34 | Chile's President ~ is held in respect. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 29 | The kid's Halloween costume ~ shall come out this weekend. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | A trapped Chilean miner's home at last? = It means that real miracles do happen! |
4 | Andrew Brehaut | 15 | The Canonisation of Mary McKillop = Many fans like Catholic promotion. |
5 | David Bourke | 14 | The rescue of the trapped Chilean miners = Unhampered release, no hitch...it's perfect! |
6 | Larry Brash | 12 | Dame Joan Sutherland = No Handel - just a dream. |
7 | Adrian Hickford | 11 | Treasury team issue ~ austerity measures. |
8 | Rick Rothstein | 9 | There are one-hundred thousand posted messages = The users do anagrams, the oddest ones end up here. |
9 | Adie Pena | 8 | A Halloween Night, October Thirty-One = Yet another howling hot celebration! |
9 | View | 8 | The miners still wear sunglasses = We'll assure men less sight strain. |
11 | Tony Crafter | 7 | Piers Morgan's interview with Cheryl Cole = In which pretty singer cries over low male. |
12 | Ivan Andonov | 5 | Istanbul = Blast in u! |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | Sikhs urge Obama to visit the Golden Temple in India = Get high silk turban, pose, smile, and invite media too! |
13 | Rosie Perera | 4 | The rescue of the trapped Chilean miners = First a cheer; men hop in capsule, tethered. |
15 | Tom Myers | 2 | Penthouse founder Bob Guccione dies = Once pictured huge nude boobs so fine! |
Total points: | 185 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.469) |
1 | Andrew Brehaut | 36 | Saint Mary of the Cross = History of sacraments. |
2 | Tom Myers | 25 | Secretariat = Race artiste. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 17 | Chilean President Pinera = Leadership in recent pain. |
4 | Scott Gardner | 16 | The American singer Miley Cyrus = Teary girls cheer my inane music. |
5 | Adie Pena | 13 | The singer Francis Sinatra = This fine rare star can sing! |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | The US writer Edgar Allan Poe = A new terror plagued his tale. |
6 | View | 12 | Japanese Prime Minister Naoto Kan = It's a major remake in Nippon senate. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 10 | Facebook's twenty-six-year-old Mark E. Zuckerberg = Extra geeky SOB; came by luck at work; zero friends. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Alessandro di Mariano di Vanni Filipepi (Botticelli) = I'd depict a real familiar blonde vision in oil paints. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 8 | Baroness Margaret Hilda Thatcher = Bar that 'iron leader' tag, she charms. |
11 | Ivan Andonov | 7 | Robert Thomas Pattinson = Hot man in poster to brats. |
12 | Larry Brash | 5 | M. Gabriel Antoine Joseph Hecart = Help! I object to anagrams in here. |
13 | David Bourke | 3 | The former Conservative politician Ann Widdecombe = Dancer? No feminine Pavlova...we criticised her bottom! |
14 | Harshal M | 1 | Black President Barack Hussein Obama = A trick per Osama bin Laden! Shucks, babe! |
Total points: | 174 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.467) |
1 | Dean Mayer | 33 | Norton AntiVirus Software = Avert worst of an intrusion. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 19 | The Royal Bengal Tiger = They're big, tall, orange. |
3 | David Bourke | 18 | The United States of America's foreign policy = It's "Create a fuss, go in, empty it of oil, and cheer!" |
4 | Tom Myers | 16 | The Danube = Bathe nude? |
5 | Adie Pena | 14 | The Nissan Leaf electric car ~ left scenic earth's air clean. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 13 | Walmart People = Low-appeal term! |
7 | Ivan Andonov | 11 | Atlanta, Georgia = Total nigga area. |
8 | Ed Pegg Jr | 10 | Berkshire County revenue stream = There's a sucker born every minute. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | United States' Glacier National Park = Lake ice lost at a stunning rapid rate. |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 9 | Listerine antiseptic mouthwash = Chew salami, then rinse, spit it out. |
10 | Andrew Brehaut | 9 | A Burger King meal = Unremarkable gig. |
12 | View | 8 | International Service for Human Rights = Vital to reinforce men hurt in harassing. |
13 | Ellie Dent | 7 | The Wensleydale Creamery = Try real cheese...newly made! |
14 | Meyran Kraus | 6 | The San Jose copper-gold mine in the Atacama desert = So, a major accident gets these men trapped in a hole. |
15 | Harshal M | 3 | A clean kitchen ~ at Chicken Lane. |
16 | Rosie Perera | 0 | My Facebook friend feed ~ defied money-back offer. |
Total points: | 186 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 27 | Washington + Jackson + Harrison + Tyler + Fillmo... = Madison + Van Buren + Polk + Johnson + Grant + ... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | The anticipated political memoir "Decision Point... = Yes, we consider the matter epic, but I find it... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 21 | William Shakespeare: 'The Tragedy of Hamlet, Pr... = Alas, appears he knew Mr. Yorick from meeting ... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 18 | Publican to a new customer: 'Did you hear about... = 'Oh!! Then did ... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | The marriage counselor's advice: "Never go to s... = Girl's real choice: stay up and reason, get r... |
6 | David Bourke | 15 | William Hugh Tunstall-Pedoe, the creator of the ... = Classed an important figure, although we all o... |
7 | Adie Pena | 13 | The leader of the National Socialist German Wor... = I hate a real racist-type monster ogre known a... |
8 | Larry Brash | 9 | "Calumnies are best answered with silence" John Dryden = Yes! Hence we didn't reward such inane trolls' mean jibes. |
8 | Tom Myers | 9 | Sean Connery, George Lazenby, Roger Moore, Timot... = Note: In or near order they play amazing leg... |
10 | Rosie Perera | 7 | "The man who does not read good books has no ad... = Oh, so the same men who watch endless TV alone... |
11 | View | 6 | Connecticut cheerleaders want uniforms with mor... = Crowd have chance to see terrific women nurtur... |
Total points: | 165 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.393) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 38 | ... |
2 | Adie Pena | 27 | ... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 21 | ... |
4 | Larry Brash | 20 | ANAGRAMS, eh? That's high fun! Hoho! Joy for many a one. Let letters scatter in jest, Find one quite the best. Oh, ... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | ANAGRAMMING: The joyful obsession (marathon efforts aren't healthy). Ooh, just let me hatch the ... |
6 | Ellie Dent | 9 | ANAGRAMS are HIS folly: no, not those Here, for the fact is the GENIUS can gloat For one job's with the mob, to transp... |
6 | Andrew Brehaut | 9 | ANAGRAM: I hope the healthy craft of letter jumbles is enough for the game boys to hoodoo the mass of socialites who fre... |
8 | Rosie Perera | 4 | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE - that is some hotshot word jousters jabbing omelette up into a quite foolish French yahoo's teeth f... |
8 | View | 4 | ANAGRAMMISTS, since ancient times, request inner truth of words. Ooh, ooh! They just enjoy that effort (almost belief),... |
Total points: | 147 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.360) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 51 | HELEN'S DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP. DEAR DIARY - ... = DADDY'S PHONE CALL. Rrriiiiing, rrriiiiing... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 30 | "Do you believe in life after death?" the boss ... = At breakfast the fatherless little Petey, an i... |
3 | Adie Pena | 29 | Castration [refer to book on spaying or neuteri... = The sport of choice for the urban poor is bas... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 27 | A HALLOWE'EN TALE FOR YOU A bald-headed ghos... = When a man with a bald head and a wooden leg... |
5 | Harshal M | 10 | I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united s... = I promise to be faithful to this country, und... |
Total points: | 147 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 40 | A small sample from a coven's spell verses found in the play "MacBeth" |
2 | Christopher Rump | 33 | A set of twenty chemical elements, anagrammed into a different set of twenty elements. All forty elements are distinct... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 17 | Nancy Reagan's Letter of Forgiveness to John Hinckley |
4 | Tony Crafter | 15 | CARELESS WHISPER By George Michael |
4 | Adie Pena | 15 | NEW YORK MINING DISASTER [NINETEEN FORTY-ONE] |
6 | David Bourke | 13 | The rescue of the trapped Chilean miners |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | HEAVEN AND HELL |
8 | Ellie Dent | 3 | HALLOWE'EN |
Total points: | 146 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.320) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 35 | Teen lad's first lay = It ends really fast! |
2 | Ivan Andonov | 18 | A shit is dense ~ inside the ass. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 14 | F**k! Stars inside! = Find asterisks. |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 14 | A real loose pussy = A poor, useless lay. |
5 | Adie Pena | 11 | An erectile dysfunction = One is certainly defunct! |
6 | David Bourke | 9 | The Naturist Society = To see tits / hairy cunt. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | I'm shit out of luck = 'Fuck!' I mouth. 'I lost.' |
8 | Tom Myers | 6 | Lubricate the vagina = Give Athena a clit rub. |
9 | View | 4 | The skilful seducer = Idle fucker hustles. |
Total points: | 120 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.409) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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