Anagrammy Leaders' Board - November, 2010 - 34 votes cast

34 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE LONG SPECIAL RUDE

GENERAL:

1

  Rosie Perera

28  

Time heals all wounds = As well it should. Amen!

2

  Tom Myers

19  

Big bucks are central to ~ creating a blockbuster.

3

  Tony Crafter

17  

'Sensitive' photographs = 'Private' posing shots, eh?

4

  Trigger Happy

16  

Least said, soonest mended = Do no detailed assessment!

5

  Dean Mayer

15  

Disappearance = n. A rapid escape.

5

  Ellie Dent

15  

No evil ~ in love.

7

  Christopher Sturdy

14  

Spell this word - it is simple = M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I... tell the world!

8

  David Bourke

13  

Childbirth without anaesthetic = Ladies in the act bitch how it hurt.

9

  Dharam Khalsa

11  

Airport full body scan = Absurd frontal policy.

10

  View

10  

Fruits and vegetables may prolong your life = Great stuff ! So, I buy more, play and live longer!

11

  Ivan Andonov

9  

Rapid upload = Drop a dial-up!

12

  Meyran Kraus

8  

Stonyhearted = They're not sad.

13

  Adie Pena

6  

A fittest hero in ~ the fire station.

13

  Larry Brash

6  

The feminine sex = See the fine minx.

15

  Paul Pan

4  

The so-called third gender = Detect droll he-she in drag.

15

  Nikola Zivanovic

4  

Security forces = Rescuers of city.

17

  Harshal M

3  

Entirely ideal = I really need it!

18

  Sofi Ikonic

0  

Labor omnia vincit = Ambition? Liar! No CV!

 

  Total points:

198 

from 34 votes     (DFE factor: 0.529)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  Meyran Kraus

50  

Leonardo da Vinci's 'The Last Supper' = Depict all persons and the Saviour.

2

  Rosie Perera

38  

"Decision Points" by George W. Bush = One big stupid cowboy signs here.

3

  Ellie Dent

25  

Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson = Who shall detect crooks... and morons.

4

  Dharam Khalsa

17  

Humphrey "Here's looking at you, kid" Bogart = Our most rugged hero, the playboy in khaki.

5

  Tony Crafter

15  

'Antony and Cleopatra', by William Shakespeare = Asp, held to a ripe breast, can kill any woman? Aye. =

6

  Harshal M

11  

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows = Her healthy tales thrown oddly apart.

7

  Ivan Andonov

9  

Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of "South Park" = They torture Stan Marsh. Started "Poker Face" prank, too.

7

  Dean Mayer

9  

How Green Was My Valley = We've many a Welsh glory.

9

  Adie Pena

8  

BMI Awards Country Song of the Year "You Belong With Me" ~ made by the young Taylor Swift! A big newcomer's honour!

10

  View

7  

Host Piers Morgan = Set on his program.

 

  Total points:

189 

from 33 votes     (DFE factor: 0.303)

TOPICAL:

1

  Dean Mayer

51  

The Pope's view on contraception = It is one concept he won't approve.

2

  Dharam Khalsa

38  

Today I heard Mr. Nielsen's soul claim: ~ "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!"

3

  Ellie Dent

23  

Britain's weather = It's a barren white.

4

  Tom Myers

17  

Mining disaster = Migrants inside.

5

  Tony Crafter

15  

Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer has filed for bankruptcy = Sad end for truly great film company. Broke. Why?

5

  Rosie Perera

15  

Indonesia volcano death toll tops one hundred = Note on photo: "All died in seconds under hot lava."

7

  View

10  

Prince William engaged to Kate Middleton = Coming wedding - potential dreamlike tale!

8

  Ivan Andonov

8  

The Republic of Indonesia = There is blood, pain, UNICEF...

9

  Meyran Kraus

7  

Kate Middleton is Prince William's future bride = Seems frantic, but I am worried it'll end up like Di!

9

  Adie Pena

7  

Mount Merapi, Indonesia ~ is one main mad eruption!

11

  David Bourke

6  

Snow across the United Kingdom = Oh no! Winter sodding sucks, mate!

 

  Total points:

197 

from 34 votes     (DFE factor: 0.324)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  View

35  

Diana, The Princess of Wales = In past, Charles' one sad wife.

2

  Tony Crafter

30  

The American star George Clooney = Here's Google entry: 'A cinema actor'.

2

  Rosie Perera

30  

Chilean miner Edison Pena = A prominence in headlines.

4

  Ellie Dent

23  

Prince William and Kate Middleton = Wedlock in mind, till pair name date.

5

  Meyran Kraus

19  

Carla Bruni, the wife of president Sarkozy = A fit, thin looker sure was prized by France!

6

  Adie Pena

15  

The millionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne = I'll rely on happier hero with nice Batman suit.

7

  Dharam Khalsa

12  

Russian President Dmitry Medvedev = Trends demand I revive my tepid USSR.

8

  Zoran Radisavlevic

11  

Romanian Ilie Nastase = I'm also in a tennis area.

9

  Nikola Zivanovic

7  

Jose Manuel Barroso = Real major EU boss, no?

9

  David Bourke

7  

The former EastEnders actress Kara Louise Tointon = Artem (a Russian "friend") looks set to score a ten there!

11

  Paul Pan

4  

Ibrahim Hassan al-Asiri = Banish Sharia's airmail!

12

  Ivan Andonov

3  

Demi Lovato = Moved to ail.

 

  Total points:

196 

from 34 votes     (DFE factor: 0.353)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  Tony Crafter

42  

The Egyptian Book of the Dead = Good-bye and keep to the faith!

2

  Meyran Kraus

38  

The Adelie Penguin Colonies of Antarctica = I plunge into cold sea in a nice feather coat.

3

  Adie Pena

26  

The Transportation Security Administration ~ insist to scan my nude interior at that airport!

4

  Rosie Perera

23  

Transportation Security Administration = A strict radiation intrusion, many protest.

5

  David Bourke

22  

Bernard Matthews Limited = Men with maltreated birds.

6

  View

16  

Windows Eight = Show new digit.

7

  Ellie Dent

9  

221 Baker Street, in the City of London = Enter to identify Sherlock at No. 221b!

8

  Ivan Andonov

7  

Arlington National Cemetery = Line an American to rot gently.

9

  Dharam Khalsa

4  

"The Tibetan Book of the Dead" (or "Bardo Thodol") = Done at a deathbed to book rebirth foothold.

10

  Harshal M

0  

Removed

 

  Total points:

187 

from 33 votes     (DFE factor: 0.303)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  Tony Crafter

50  

A wife came home, pulled into the driveway, bol... ~ I've won the lottery!' 'Oh my God, Pauleen...

2

  Ellie Dent

28  

One icy evening, Sherlock Holmes and Watson wer... = 'What d'you think of the Baskerville's dog?' ...

3

  Larry Brash

21  

"Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL." "I'm sorr... = Data horror! It happened aboard in that old mov...

4

  Dean Mayer

16  

An unbiased comparison between the 'Artist' and... = I won't update because both inspired great ana...

5

  Harshal M

15  

Scotland's burning, Scotland's burning. Look o... = London's breaking, London's breaking. Two suf...

6

  Rosie Perera

12  

It is well known that "There are three kinds of ... = Mark Twain insisted it was the late Disrael's d...

6

  Meyran Kraus

12  

The book 'Diagnosis and Treatment of Multiple P... = This potent bit of work stunned me, BUT I'M SO...

8

  Dharam Khalsa

11  

"Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, ... = If salmon swam up the fast river to breed, I...

9

  Adie Pena

5  

The musical play "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barbe... = Well, my deft Stephen Sondheim creates a bette...

10

  David Bourke

3  

Clarence House has today announced the engageme... = The future King, he alone demands a Sloane clo...

 

  Total points:

173 

from 30 votes     (DFE factor: 0.333)

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:

1

  Meyran Kraus

45  

Palin! Palin! Human stain! Odd crook of no class nor brain! Can't our only God, with might, Rid that sad world of yo...

2

  Rosie Perera

27  

Gorilla! Gorilla! Root of man. O, can you do an anagram? Thick hands which don't shift words, Turn up blindly, point to ...

3

  Ellie Dent

22  

Big cat! Big cat! all forlorn, Oh, and his plain fur, so worn Night hours outdoor did play Think wild, and not a common...

4

  Larry Brash

19  

Golf man, golf man, untrustworthy, His black car ain't roadworthy. His blond girl had a notion; Did pro sin, do copu...

5

  Christopher Sturdy

15  

An awful, horrid, odd constraint Doing turn but had complaint; Consonant ratio bloody high. "Lipograms" I'll ask "fo...

6

  Adie Pena

12  

Giant Panda, born in China. Stop coming, killing our fauna. Thirtyfold our world has lost! Damn! What horrid bloody ...

7

  Dharam Khalsa

7  

Dingo! Dingo! Town hobo, With natural instincts of a lobo; Hurry, guard thy paddock stallion From him, darn rapscall...

8

  View

5  

Lady! Lady! Adult or girl, Big or small, Poor or rich, Kind or bitch - Fascination! (down, down pants thoughts...

9

  Paul Pan

3  

Sophist! Sophist! Cunning brain, Flaky logic, thy domain! Grand oration, draw crowd to fool, An horrid mount, halt ...

 

  Total points:

155 

from 28 votes     (DFE factor: 0.321)

LONG:

1

  Tony Crafter

51  

Leroy Williams gets in the line, and when it's ... = A teacher was talking to her class of six-yea...

2

  Ellie Dent

36  

TOP TEN QUOTATIONS from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle'... = THE RIGHT SOLUTION, or not? I heard my hero,...

3

  Rosie Perera

29  

Anti-terrorist forces today apprehended several... = The grave president said (in a press room pho...

3

  Adie Pena

29  

TOP 10 THANKSGIVING MOVIES EVER! 1. Home for th... = TOP 10 TURKEYS EVER! 1. The Lavatory 2. I R...

5

  David Bourke

13  

It goes in dry, and it comes out wet, The long... = Getting a thirst? I am making a brew, I do t...

6

  Dharam Khalsa

3  

"Transportation Security Administration (TSA) p... = The motto needs amendment to it! Airport staf...

 

  Total points:

161 

from 29 votes     (DFE factor: 0.207)

SPECIAL:

1

  Meyran Kraus

38  

Thanksgiving Day

2

  Tony Crafter

26  

(HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE) MARIA from The Sound of Music.

3

  Tony Crafter

24  

Here's something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade.

4

  Dharam Khalsa

23  

The Christmas Party Memo (Political Correctness in overdrive) (Awardsmaster's Choice Award)

5

  Dharam Khalsa

11  

November Rain (Guns N' Roses)

5

  Adie Pena

11  

NOVEMBER by Tom Waits

7

  Ellie Dent

8  

ANAGRAMS

8

  Ellie Dent

6  

Bill Was ill.

 

  Total points:

147 

from 26 votes     (DFE factor: 0.308)

RUDE:

1

  David Bourke

28  

She ruined ~ her undies!

2

  Meyran Kraus

22  

TSA deploys new airport body scanners = Randy cops now peer into lady's breasts!

3

  Adie Pena

20  

Sixteen Going on Seventeen = Got intense sex one evening.

4

  View

16  

First lay = Try fails.

5

  Tom Myers

14  

Between her lips = Blew penis there.

6

  Paul Pan

12  

Female masturbation = Labia-frot amusement.

7

  Rick Rothstein

7  

An ejaculating penis = A nice, pleasing jaunt.

8

  Tony Crafter

6  

"Will you still respect me in the morning?" = In cruel torment. ('Shit... will I open my legs?')

9

  Dean Mayer

5  

Deviant sex ~ sated vixen.

10

  Dharam Khalsa

4  

In the man's scrotum and penis = A sperm duct, as in nine months!

11

  Ivan Andonov

3  

Rectal fisting ‡ Fingers at clit.

 

  Total points:

137 

from 24 votes     (DFE factor: 0.458)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

Tony Crafter

87.07

 

Larry Brash

16.28

Meyran Kraus

80.11

 

Ivan Andonov

14.64

Rosie Perera

67.43

 

Christopher Sturdy

12.23

Ellie Dent

61.96

 

Paul Pan

9.99

Dharam Khalsa

47.55

 

Harshal M

9.92

Adie Pena

45.11

 

Trigger Happy

8.47

View

36.79

 

Nikola Zivanovic

4.59

Dean Mayer

34.79

 

Zoran Radisavlevic

3.88

David Bourke

34.48

 

Rick Rothstein

3.21

Tom Myers

21.98

 

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

Tony Crafter

3

2

2

Meyran Kraus

3

2

0

Rosie Perera

1

3

1

David Bourke

1

0

0

Dean Mayer

1

0

0

View

1

0

0

Ellie Dent

0

2

3

Dharam Khalsa

0

1

0

Tom Myers

0

1

0

Adie Pena

0

0

3

Larry Brash

0

0

1


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