| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Rosie Perera | 28 | Time heals all wounds = As well it should. Amen! |
2 | Tom Myers | 19 | Big bucks are central to ~ creating a blockbuster. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 17 | 'Sensitive' photographs = 'Private' posing shots, eh? |
4 | Trigger Happy | 16 | Least said, soonest mended = Do no detailed assessment! |
5 | Dean Mayer | 15 | Disappearance = n. A rapid escape. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 15 | No evil ~ in love. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | Spell this word - it is simple = M-I-S-S-I-S-S-I-P-P-I... tell the world! |
8 | David Bourke | 13 | Childbirth without anaesthetic = Ladies in the act bitch how it hurt. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | Airport full body scan = Absurd frontal policy. |
10 | View | 10 | Fruits and vegetables may prolong your life = Great stuff ! So, I buy more, play and live longer! |
11 | Ivan Andonov | 9 | Rapid upload = Drop a dial-up! |
12 | Meyran Kraus | 8 | Stonyhearted = They're not sad. |
13 | Adie Pena | 6 | A fittest hero in ~ the fire station. |
13 | Larry Brash | 6 | The feminine sex = See the fine minx. |
15 | Paul Pan | 4 | The so-called third gender = Detect droll he-she in drag. |
15 | Nikola Zivanovic | 4 | Security forces = Rescuers of city. |
17 | Harshal M | 3 | Entirely ideal = I really need it! |
18 | Sofi Ikonic | 0 | Labor omnia vincit = Ambition? Liar! No CV! |
Total points: | 198 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.529) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 50 | Leonardo da Vinci's 'The Last Supper' = Depict all persons and the Saviour. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 38 | "Decision Points" by George W. Bush = One big stupid cowboy signs here. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 25 | Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson = Who shall detect crooks... and morons. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Humphrey "Here's looking at you, kid" Bogart = Our most rugged hero, the playboy in khaki. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 15 | 'Antony and Cleopatra', by William Shakespeare = Asp, held to a ripe breast, can kill any woman? Aye. = |
6 | Harshal M | 11 | Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows = Her healthy tales thrown oddly apart. |
7 | Ivan Andonov | 9 | Matt Stone and Trey Parker, the creators of "South Park" = They torture Stan Marsh. Started "Poker Face" prank, too. |
7 | Dean Mayer | 9 | How Green Was My Valley = We've many a Welsh glory. |
9 | Adie Pena | 8 | BMI Awards Country Song of the Year "You Belong With Me" ~ made by the young Taylor Swift! A big newcomer's honour! |
10 | View | 7 | Host Piers Morgan = Set on his program. |
Total points: | 189 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.303) |
1 | Dean Mayer | 51 | The Pope's view on contraception = It is one concept he won't approve. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 38 | Today I heard Mr. Nielsen's soul claim: ~ "I am serious, and don't call me Shirley!" |
3 | Ellie Dent | 23 | Britain's weather = It's a barren white. |
4 | Tom Myers | 17 | Mining disaster = Migrants inside. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 15 | Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer has filed for bankruptcy = Sad end for truly great film company. Broke. Why? |
5 | Rosie Perera | 15 | Indonesia volcano death toll tops one hundred = Note on photo: "All died in seconds under hot lava." |
7 | View | 10 | Prince William engaged to Kate Middleton = Coming wedding - potential dreamlike tale! |
8 | Ivan Andonov | 8 | The Republic of Indonesia = There is blood, pain, UNICEF... |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | Kate Middleton is Prince William's future bride = Seems frantic, but I am worried it'll end up like Di! |
9 | Adie Pena | 7 | Mount Merapi, Indonesia ~ is one main mad eruption! |
11 | David Bourke | 6 | Snow across the United Kingdom = Oh no! Winter sodding sucks, mate! |
Total points: | 197 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.324) |
1 | View | 35 | Diana, The Princess of Wales = In past, Charles' one sad wife. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 30 | The American star George Clooney = Here's Google entry: 'A cinema actor'. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 30 | Chilean miner Edison Pena = A prominence in headlines. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 23 | Prince William and Kate Middleton = Wedlock in mind, till pair name date. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 19 | Carla Bruni, the wife of president Sarkozy = A fit, thin looker sure was prized by France! |
6 | Adie Pena | 15 | The millionaire philanthropist Bruce Wayne = I'll rely on happier hero with nice Batman suit. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | Russian President Dmitry Medvedev = Trends demand I revive my tepid USSR. |
8 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 11 | Romanian Ilie Nastase = I'm also in a tennis area. |
9 | Nikola Zivanovic | 7 | Jose Manuel Barroso = Real major EU boss, no? |
9 | David Bourke | 7 | The former EastEnders actress Kara Louise Tointon = Artem (a Russian "friend") looks set to score a ten there! |
11 | Paul Pan | 4 | Ibrahim Hassan al-Asiri = Banish Sharia's airmail! |
12 | Ivan Andonov | 3 | Demi Lovato = Moved to ail. |
Total points: | 196 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.353) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 42 | The Egyptian Book of the Dead = Good-bye and keep to the faith! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 38 | The Adelie Penguin Colonies of Antarctica = I plunge into cold sea in a nice feather coat. |
3 | Adie Pena | 26 | The Transportation Security Administration ~ insist to scan my nude interior at that airport! |
4 | Rosie Perera | 23 | Transportation Security Administration = A strict radiation intrusion, many protest. |
5 | David Bourke | 22 | Bernard Matthews Limited = Men with maltreated birds. |
6 | View | 16 | Windows Eight = Show new digit. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 9 | 221 Baker Street, in the City of London = Enter to identify Sherlock at No. 221b! |
8 | Ivan Andonov | 7 | Arlington National Cemetery = Line an American to rot gently. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | "The Tibetan Book of the Dead" (or "Bardo Thodol") = Done at a deathbed to book rebirth foothold. |
10 | Harshal M | 0 | Removed |
Total points: | 187 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.303) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 50 | A wife came home, pulled into the driveway, bol... ~ I've won the lottery!' 'Oh my God, Pauleen... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 28 | One icy evening, Sherlock Holmes and Watson wer... = 'What d'you think of the Baskerville's dog?' ... |
3 | Larry Brash | 21 | "Open the pod bay doors, please, HAL." "I'm sorr... = Data horror! It happened aboard in that old mov... |
4 | Dean Mayer | 16 | An unbiased comparison between the 'Artist' and... = I won't update because both inspired great ana... |
5 | Harshal M | 15 | Scotland's burning, Scotland's burning. Look o... = London's breaking, London's breaking. Two suf... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 12 | It is well known that "There are three kinds of ... = Mark Twain insisted it was the late Disrael's d... |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | The book 'Diagnosis and Treatment of Multiple P... = This potent bit of work stunned me, BUT I'M SO... |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | "Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, ... = If salmon swam up the fast river to breed, I... |
9 | Adie Pena | 5 | The musical play "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barbe... = Well, my deft Stephen Sondheim creates a bette... |
10 | David Bourke | 3 | Clarence House has today announced the engageme... = The future King, he alone demands a Sloane clo... |
Total points: | 173 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 45 | Palin! Palin! Human stain! Odd crook of no class nor brain! Can't our only God, with might, Rid that sad world of yo... |
2 | Rosie Perera | 27 | Gorilla! Gorilla! Root of man. O, can you do an anagram? Thick hands which don't shift words, Turn up blindly, point to ... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 22 | Big cat! Big cat! all forlorn, Oh, and his plain fur, so worn Night hours outdoor did play Think wild, and not a common... |
4 | Larry Brash | 19 | Golf man, golf man, untrustworthy, His black car ain't roadworthy. His blond girl had a notion; Did pro sin, do copu... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | An awful, horrid, odd constraint Doing turn but had complaint; Consonant ratio bloody high. "Lipograms" I'll ask "fo... |
6 | Adie Pena | 12 | Giant Panda, born in China. Stop coming, killing our fauna. Thirtyfold our world has lost! Damn! What horrid bloody ... |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Dingo! Dingo! Town hobo, With natural instincts of a lobo; Hurry, guard thy paddock stallion From him, darn rapscall... |
8 | View | 5 | Lady! Lady! Adult or girl, Big or small, Poor or rich, Kind or bitch - Fascination! (down, down pants thoughts... |
9 | Paul Pan | 3 | Sophist! Sophist! Cunning brain, Flaky logic, thy domain! Grand oration, draw crowd to fool, An horrid mount, halt ... |
Total points: | 155 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.321) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 51 | Leroy Williams gets in the line, and when it's ... = A teacher was talking to her class of six-yea... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 36 | TOP TEN QUOTATIONS from Sir Arthur Conan Doyle'... = THE RIGHT SOLUTION, or not? I heard my hero,... |
3 | Rosie Perera | 29 | Anti-terrorist forces today apprehended several... = The grave president said (in a press room pho... |
3 | Adie Pena | 29 | TOP 10 THANKSGIVING MOVIES EVER! 1. Home for th... = TOP 10 TURKEYS EVER! 1. The Lavatory 2. I R... |
5 | David Bourke | 13 | It goes in dry, and it comes out wet, The long... = Getting a thirst? I am making a brew, I do t... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | "Transportation Security Administration (TSA) p... = The motto needs amendment to it! Airport staf... |
Total points: | 161 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.207) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 38 | Thanksgiving Day |
2 | Tony Crafter | 26 | (HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE) MARIA from The Sound of Music. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 24 | Here's something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | The Christmas Party Memo (Political Correctness in overdrive) (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | November Rain (Guns N' Roses) |
5 | Adie Pena | 11 | NOVEMBER by Tom Waits |
7 | Ellie Dent | 8 | ANAGRAMS |
8 | Ellie Dent | 6 | Bill Was ill. |
Total points: | 147 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.308) |
1 | David Bourke | 28 | She ruined ~ her undies! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | TSA deploys new airport body scanners = Randy cops now peer into lady's breasts! |
3 | Adie Pena | 20 | Sixteen Going on Seventeen = Got intense sex one evening. |
4 | View | 16 | First lay = Try fails. |
5 | Tom Myers | 14 | Between her lips = Blew penis there. |
6 | Paul Pan | 12 | Female masturbation = Labia-frot amusement. |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 7 | An ejaculating penis = A nice, pleasing jaunt. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 6 | "Will you still respect me in the morning?" = In cruel torment. ('Shit... will I open my legs?') |
9 | Dean Mayer | 5 | Deviant sex ~ sated vixen. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | In the man's scrotum and penis = A sperm duct, as in nine months! |
11 | Ivan Andonov | 3 | Rectal fisting ‡ Fingers at clit. |
Total points: | 137 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.458) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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