| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 40 | Premenstrual = Lunar tempers. |
2 | Adie Pena | 22 | Cold weather = Read the low °C. |
3 | Rick Rothstein | 15 | A violent criminal = Manic evil on trial. |
4 | David Bourke | 13 | Driving in treacherous weather conditions = Oh, shivering winter...routine road accidents! |
4 | Ed Pegg Jr | 13 | Free dating website = Estranged wife, I bet. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 13 | Suffering a concussion = Surface sign: confusion. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
7 | Chris Chatfield | 12 | Do Eskimos rub noses? = Or does one kiss bums? |
7 | Tom Myers | 12 | do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti = Material of Idols. |
7 | Larry Brash | 12 | General Adult Psychiatrist = Testing heads, particularly. |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 11 | European colonialism = A comer upon alien soil. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 9 | A North-Easterly wind = Another winter, sadly... |
11 | Harshal M | 9 | Restaurant = Star nature. |
13 | Dean Mayer | 8 | To be amongst friends = Mates fostering bond. |
14 | View | 7 | Unrestrained = Ire and unrest. |
14 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | One tequila, Two tequila, Three tequila ...Floor! = Not equal to the A-rate liquor, I feel quite low! |
14 | Paul Pan | 7 | Teen suicide = Seen cut, I die. |
17 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | Pancreatitis = It rates panic! |
17 | Tony Crafter | 4 | Despairingly ~ replying, "AIDS." |
17 | Ivan Andonov | 4 | The arsonists = Stair hotness. |
20 | Sofi Ikonic | 1 | Plates trap ~ apple tarts. |
Total points: | 223 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.513) |
1 | View | 34 | 'The Social Network' = Owner likes to chat. |
2 | Dean Mayer | 27 | The inaugural 'Slips of the Tongue' Awards = Guess Sarah Palin would feature tonight. |
3 | Adie Pena | 25 | Mary Shelley's Victor Frankenstein ~ clearly invents his freaky monster! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 25 | 'A Christmas Carol'. A novel by Charles Dickens = Callers' visions badly shock mean character. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | William Shakespeare, the Bard of Avon = He's won avid praise for a bleak 'Hamlet'. |
6 | Rosie Perera | 17 | The traditional song "Auld Lang Syne" by Robert Burns = Tune sung boldly at bars and brothels to ring in year. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | Talent for anagramming ‡ Mangling a neat art form. |
8 | Ivan Andonov | 15 | Play it again, Sam! = A pianist may lag. |
9 | Tom Myers | 13 | Admirable works did reflect ~ film director Blake Edwards. |
10 | Harshal M | 10 | Famous blockbuster "The Social Network" = Mark's countless trouble with Facebook. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 9 | Master detective, Sherlock Holmes ~ solved latest crime theme shocker. |
12 | Larry Brash | 7 | Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond, James May, The Stig = Jerks enjoying dream cars, models that may charm him. |
Total points: | 220 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.316) |
1 | Harshal M | 50 | New Year coming soon = A worsening economy? |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 28 | US president Obama's two years in office = Enormous spirit of "Yes We Can" fades a bit. |
3 | Adie Pena | 21 | United Nations: Cholera epidemic threatens = A concerned team help out residents in Haiti. |
4 | Larry Brash | 19 | England wins the Ashes Series against Australia = War, in a sense, Aussies all get a thrashing instead. |
4 | David Bourke | 19 | A pair of antlers = A peril for Santa! |
6 | View | 18 | Total Lunar Eclipse is coming = It is alluring moon-spectacle. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Julian Assange, founder of the website WikiLeaks = We sense a weekend out of jail, if UK grants his bail. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 15 | Official engagement photos of William and Kate = Good looking man fits with fine female at palace. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Britain grinds to a halt in the snow and ice = White and not nice. And, alas, no British grit! |
9 | Ed Pegg Jr | 9 | Diplomatic cables rehash ~ Bhopal chemical disaster. |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | Welcome, first of January twenty-eleven = Act intense from twelve. Joyful New Year. |
12 | Rick Rothstein | 6 | Weather conditions? Harsh, treacherous, etc. = Cars crash due to the rain, the snow or the ice. |
12 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | Time's Person of the Year Mark Elliot Zuckerberg = Facebook marketer rules: I'm the Net's prize glory! |
14 | Ellie Dent | 1 | The legendary Sir Elton = Hail! Tenderly greet son. |
Total points: | 225 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.359) |
1 | Larry Brash | 39 | Kurt Cobain and Courtney Love = Canny rocker duo, but not alive. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 35 | Actress Natalie Portman = Spot an American starlet. |
3 | View | 27 | Former Israeli President Moshe Katsav = He's some kind of rare, evil, master rapist. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | The USA environmentalist Al Gore = A nut is enrolling me to save Earth. |
5 | Dean Mayer | 22 | Dino Paul Crocetti = Old action picture. |
6 | Harshal M | 18 | How is Einstein so smart? = Answer: It's his emotions! |
7 | Tony Crafter | 15 | Captain Lawrence Edward Grace 'Titus' Oates = Antarctic leader's gone. Crew awaits update... |
7 | Ellie Dent | 15 | Cleopatra VII, a Queen of Egypt = Quite, very, appealing face, too. |
9 | Adie Pena | 12 | Stage actor and assassin John Wilkes Booth = This jackass shoots down large nation's Abe. |
Total points: | 207 | from 37 votes (DFE factor: 0.243) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 55 | The wonder of Salisbury's 'Stonehenge' = Hey, it's renowned for huge stone slabs! |
2 | Adie Pena | 40 | Niagara Falls in New York, United States = It is known as a great and really fun site. |
3 | Larry Brash | 30 | Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome = Cynic: "Many queer men died from suicide." |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 30 | Department of Homeland Security = I'd protect the US from an enemy lad. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 30 | The Cardiac Intensive Care Unit = Inactive ancient heart is cured. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 22 | Department of Homeland Security = Responded to much fear mentality. |
7 | View | 9 | The International Space Station = Is Planet Earth nations' action, E.T.! |
Total points: | 216 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.184) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 46 | Male puberty entails: - Hairiness issues - Fi... = Men's mid-life crisis contains: - Loss of hai... |
2 | David Bourke | 29 | The weather conditions across the United Kingdom = Most ignored the radio...stuck in the snow and the ice! |
3 | Ellie Dent | 27 | Why would a frog enjoy reading any of Conan Doy... = Why, only nature: evidence shows he's enormous... |
4 | Adie Pena | 23 | Why did God create woman? Catholic men want bea... = Why did God create man? Because the vibrator c... |
5 | Tony Crafter | 18 | ... = A Chapter of Trollope's An Anthology of Pro's... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | Happy Birthday, Weatherfield. Here's to five m... = Viewers of that Soap Opera adore it! Do cheer... |
7 | Larry Brash | 13 | The Republic of Korea (South) and the Democrati... = The elected pair of cock-heads are both in a p... |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | Pentagon sees little risk in allowing gay men a... = Yet, will witnesses overlook any paired gentle... |
9 | Dean Mayer | 7 | I deplore those paedophiles hanging around on t... = Oh so dangerous "pretend" people online - ain'... |
10 | View | 6 | Council of Europe report accused Hashim Thaci of... = Hi, pigs, I concede! I flagrant crook, Head, Ki... |
Total points: | 195 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.286) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | Now, folks are much too naughty here, So I'll provide that sad decree: One nice man won his gift this year, But he, ... |
1 | Larry Brash | 27 | OK Santa, here's the new list I have compiled for you: Nice: Most humanist aborigines. Naughty: Each of the world ... |
3 | View | 24 | ... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 22 | ... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | The good: Me You The undeserving: The footballers Oasis The Houses of Parliament China The wicked Any war cri... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 16 | ... |
6 | Adie Pena | 16 | Attach feature to one: ... |
6 | Ellie Dent | 16 | NAUGHTY: Usual senators here Tightwad oilmen Fascist dictator NICE: Wise men Holy folk Brave heroes... Oh, ... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 10 | Boys are naughty. Those macho kids run all over, shout, fool, and hit. Girls are nice. Ah...sweet, feminine, modest, ... |
10 | David Bourke | 8 | Heaven is: Found shitfaced on Scotch whisky with anagram genius Rosie Perera under the mistletoe. A hell: A lobotomy... |
11 | Dean Mayer | 7 | ... |
12 | Tom Myers | 3 | I do not know what became of "Nice." I hear Tom Myers, a deep devil, has stolen a list of the raunchier "Naughty" girls'... |
12 | Harshal M | 3 | Hooray! Teacher (I) Knowledge Be present with us here each time. Alas... Truant Infamy Sadism Fugitives Hold on... no... |
Total points: | 196 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.371) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 62 | A shepherd was herding his flock into a remote ... ~ "I have determined that you handle exactly 95... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 43 | THE DEVOTED HUSBAND A man had two of the best... = AN E-MENDED GAFFE! A Yorkshireman's wi... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 25 | Conan Doyle gets in a car, to have a cab driver... = Holmes: ' Watson, I can in fun recount ... |
4 | Larry Brash | 20 | Travels into Several Remote Nations of the Worl... = It is Swift's clever full-length moral satire... |
5 | Adie Pena | 11 | There will be no Nativity Scene in Washington t... = Poor Jesus! They simply can not find THREE WI... |
6 | Harshal M | 9 | You can thrive In the face of adversity If yo... = Everyday Very falsified air Of fulsome ire ... |
Total points: | 170 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.200) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 32 | ANNOUNCEMENT: International Alert Levels Raised! |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 30 | Verses by Pablo Narudo to you, first in the original Spanish, then translated into English. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 28 | 'All Saints' by Christina G. Rossetti |
4 | Tony Crafter | 15 | WINTER WONDERLAND (A Song for Christmas) |
5 | Ellie Dent | 13 | Shivering -- |
5 | David Bourke | 13 | Christmas time Mistletoe and wine |
7 | Adie Pena | 10 | CHRISTMAS HAIKU by Alan Harris |
Total points: | 141 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.280) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 43 | Horse's genitalia = This is a large one! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 26 | I am inbreeding = I been riding ma! |
3 | Larry Brash | 19 | Girls clamor to a ~ clitoral orgasm. |
4 | Dean Mayer | 14 | A semi-erection ‡ I come as I enter. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | Teenaged girl: "So, Ma, how do I know if the ma... = Mom: "Girl, I knew! When a noose was tight eno... |
6 | Ivan Andonov | 11 | Reluctant = Later, cunt! |
7 | David Bourke | 10 | South African president Jacob Gedleyihlekisa Zuma = Basically, the cunt's a huge-nosed prize joke, I'm afraid. |
8 | Adie Pena | 8 | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus = Mum was saying, "O, St. Nick's salami!" |
9 | Rick Rothstein | 7 | An orgasmic release = Realises organ came. |
10 | View | 6 | The world's oldest profession = Words define hostess (trollop). |
11 | Tom Myers | 2 | Topless go-go dancers = O God! Gasp! Let's censor! |
Total points: | 159 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.393) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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