| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 33 | The moment I value more is very brief ~ but the memory is alive in me forever. |
2 | nedesto | 28 | Healthy mood? = Hold the mayo! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 23 | A gender transition = An interesting road. |
4 | Harshal M | 20 | The asteroid = Earth's to die. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 16 | The performing circus animals = Champion tigers in cruel farms. |
6 | Adie Pena | 12 | "Falsities" ~ is "fat lies." |
7 | David Bourke | 11 | Desert safari = Saif arrested. |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Accelerates = Ace, let's race! |
8 | Ed Pegg Jr | 10 | A telemarketing SOB may ~ make me stay a bit longer. |
10 | Larry Brash | 7 | Trolls ~ stroll! |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | "Return in original condition" = No credit on ruin in tailoring. |
11 | Ivan Andonov | 4 | An accidental overdose = One Veronal addict case. |
13 | Paul Klenk | 2 | Nudnik = Unkind. |
14 | View | 0 | The tropical islands ‡ Is that called prison? |
Total points: | 180 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.452) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 36 | To make the dish delicious ~ I'd use the cook Delia Smith. |
2 | nedesto | 29 | A Few Minutes With Andy Rooney = How I made ninety two years fun. |
2 | Adie Pena | 29 | The Beatles' "The Long and Winding Road" = We had then a grand old song in "Let It Be." |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | "This is the dawning of the Age of Aquarius" = A fan of the unique stage show "Hair" digs it! |
5 | Tony Crafter | 18 | Edouard Manet's painting 'Olympia' = I am a lady posing nude; am I not pert? |
6 | Ivan Andonov | 14 | “Portishead” by Portishead = The bassy trip hop I adored! |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | 'The Silence of the Lambs', a novel by Thomas Harris = Hannibal has her solve most of the beastly crime. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 9 | The Muppets - In Theatres This Thanksgiving = That Kermit/pig thing hits venues then? Pass. |
9 | View | 6 | Coldplay 'Paradise' = i.e. Lads do play crap. |
10 | David Bourke | 5 | Get sheer fictionality... = The Cottingley Fairies. |
10 | Harshal M | 5 | Painter Claude Oscar Monet = A man traces one old picture. |
Total points: | 180 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.355) |
1 | Adie Pena | 35 | The Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi = Politician bullshit is over. Amen! |
2 | Rob Bretveld | 21 | Penn State's Coach Paterno fired amid scandal = An icon replaced for inept act stands ashamed. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 19 | The Kate Middleton pregnancy rumours = Could her tummy, so tender, parent a king? |
4 | View | 15 | Asteroid to Narrowly Miss Earth = A disaster nearly hits tomorrow. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 15 | Colonel Gaddafi and former president Hosni Mubarak = Arabs kill a pure demon, and force his damn friend to go! |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | Night as November endeth, ~ here Advent month begins. |
7 | Daniel Austin | 10 | Game over for Berlusconi = Glorious November farce. |
8 | Larry Brash | 9 | World Toilet Day = Allowed to dirty. |
8 | Ember Nickel | 9 | Death of Gary Speed = Tragedy; hope fades. |
10 | Ivan Andonov | 7 | Newcastle United's Saint James’ Park = Jerks seal its past, induct a new name. |
11 | nedesto | 6 | November eleventh is U.S. Veterans Day = Brave silent men thus saved everyone. |
11 | Tony Crafter | 6 | The spoils of war in Libya = What... a finer oil possibly? |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | Conan O'Brien officiates the gay wedding = One significant benefit: we had a good cry! |
14 | Neil Ramsay | 5 | Servicing billions of Euros = Signore Silvio F****** Berlusconi. |
15 | David Bourke | 3 | Thanksgiving Day in the United States of America = And eating signified a vast turkey in the stomach! |
15 | Harshal M | 3 | Herman Cain has "Oops!" moment on Libya's deal = Ho ho! Lay one comment as bare as Palin's mind. |
Total points: | 183 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.516) |
1 | David Bourke | 36 | The Tory Prime Minister, David Cameron = Pardon my advice to him... retirement, sir! |
2 | Adie Pena | 31 | The actor Laurence Olivier = I never caricature Othello. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 23 | US Secretary of State Hillary Diane Rodham Clinton = Once held 'First Lady' status. (Royal throne in America!) |
4 | View | 19 | Newton Leroy "Newt" Gingrich = Wrong when trying election. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 17 | Former head football coach Joseph Vincent Paterno = Men that conceal reports of rape of child have no job. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | Former Penn State coach Joe Paterno = Face the perpetrator! No cojones, man? |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | Stalin, Premier of the Soviet Union = Top heir moves in after Lenin is out. |
8 | nedesto | 10 | The Renaissance master artist Leonardo da Vinci = A venerated creation hints a star sardonic smile. |
9 | Harshal M | 8 | The serial killer Jeffrey Lionel Dahmer [1960-1994] = Morally deaf jerk lies there in hellfire. |
9 | Ivan Andonov | 8 | Sofia Carmina Coppola = I am cool for I scan papa. |
Total points: | 175 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.323) |
1 | Ivan Andonov | 37 | The Commonwealth of Australia = A home to all who can surf it, mate! |
2 | nedesto | 26 | The Veterans of Foreign Wars = We fight overseas near front. |
3 | Adie Pena | 25 | Area Fifty-One = A fine ET foray. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 21 | The UK's 'National Counter Terrorism Security Office' = It's to check our country is free from irate alien nuts! |
4 | Rosie Perera | 21 | Emirates Airlines = I see Islam terrain. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | Staines-upon-Thames = A shit name upsets, no? |
7 | Harshal M | 11 | Al-Qaeda's organization ~ antagonizes Iraq a load. |
8 | View | 5 | The First American National Bank = Makin' their blatant finance soar. |
9 | Ed Pegg Jr | 4 | Ganymede, Callisto, Io, Europa = Aye. I, Galileo, captured moons! |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus = Ignore mishandling, burns, barbaric cruelty? |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 4 | The Mont Blanc summit in the Graian Alps = Human climbers plan on taming that site. |
Total points: | 173 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.367) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 28 | Mankind's Evolution: Eukaryotic cells Vertebrate... = Human Devolution: Keats Odes Albert Einstein To... |
2 | Harshal M | 26 | Buddha's Eightfold Path: Right - View - Inte... = Evolution: - Inception - Child phase - Insi... (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 22 | "The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily... = I do suppose an artist of abstract figures show... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 19 | Those X-Factor Judges: 1. Louis Walsh 2. Tuli... = 1. Adorably shallow 2. Cor, just too sexy!... |
4 | David Bourke | 19 | The Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi has... = This impolite political businessman's done...a ... |
6 | nedesto | 13 | Allie and Sasha were discussing surgery one da... = Sasha: "I was going to get my revolting little... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 13 | Dr. Conrad Murray has been found guilty of invol... = Reckon that manly man used an overdose of a fri... |
8 | Adie Pena | 10 | THE EIGHT PLANETS IN OUR SOLAR SYSTEM Mercury, ... = TURN! TURN! TURN! See our present lives, the ... |
9 | Daniel Austin | 6 | Silvio Berlusconi had expected to win more of th... = Pathetic sex-obsessed old pervert wants honour ... |
Total points: | 156 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.321) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 47 | Here's a secret: I'm old. How old? Gangs of vultures sit eyeing me from nearby branches! |
2 | Adie Pena | 15 | Formerly huge-fortunes obsessed, I'm now this college teacher driven by anagrams. |
3 | Maurice Goddard | 11 | Forum urged Answer here! I sing songs To stomach cheer! My belly's fat, And I love beer!! |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | Strong sorrow can find me, Eager to bruise; Love harshly cheats me, Feeding my blues. |
4 | Rosie Perera | 10 | I created the lean Microsoft Word. Hey, never blame me for any bugs or sluggishness! |
6 | Ivan Andonov | 9 | Thoroughly free-minded, can feel Serbia's struggle, saw many Coen brothers' movies. |
6 | David Bourke | 9 | I'm as French as frogs' legs! What's more (mon dieu!) They're beyond revolting! Sacre bleu! |
8 | Harshal M | 7 | A strong, cheerful boy who comes by, delivering these true, endless anagrams I form. |
8 | Dean Mayer | 7 | Gorgeous, flamboyant, cheerful, shrewd, borderline sane, sometimes very scathing. |
10 | Paul Pan | 6 | I'm a homeless scraggly Athenian wretch in debt. Do offer me Euros, burly governess! |
10 | Zoran Radislavlevic | 6 | Cheerful hero, Serb born in Novi Sad, may suggest fellow chess game. Not married yet! |
10 | nedesto | 6 | He's that bold, nosy, sincerely unreserved, swaggering fool. He must be from America. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 6 | ... |
14 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | Man of letters, who sees endless vocabulary, for he remembers hugging dictionary. |
14 | Larry Brash | 4 | Clever bastard from Aussie, now going grey. Cheerful, brash (only sometimes). The End. |
14 | View | 4 | No guess - Smashing sweet loverboy, friendly charmer, modest benefactor, huge liar |
14 | Ellie Dent | 4 | A busy mother, me, reveling in old words, by shuffling manages to create scores here! |
18 | Rob Bretveld | 2 | Former Boy Scout who earned several badges for highly useless canteen trimming. |
18 | Daniel Austin | 2 | I humbly serve my regal breed as Official Nonsense-Word Suggester to the Monarch. |
18 | Neil Ramsay | 2 | Crass, lying bugger-of-hell who everyone abhors; don't misunderestimate me, farces! |
21 | Andrew Brehaut | 0 | Me? I resemble a gruffest cad stressing HRH by moving around to a colony elsewhere. |
21 | Ember Nickel | 0 | She's Ember, a rhyming Cub fan who needles at grounders, yells for victories. Go team! |
Total points: | 171 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.759) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 38 | ... = ... |
2 | nedesto | 32 | A trooper pulled a car over and asked the man d... = The juggler said yes, so the cop lit and hand... |
3 | Adie Pena | 30 | ... = ... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 30 | THE SIX WIVES OF KING HENRY VIII 1. Catherine... = 1. A brainy Spanish wife 2. In Heaven - exec... |
5 | Maurice Goddard | 10 | Five Most Popular Recipes of the Day 1. Junip... = Grab a seat! Scoff esteemed eats! 1. Scrump... |
5 | Rosie Perera | 10 | A joke circulating on the Web: "The problem wit... = Nice thing, eh? Actually, I just discovered t... |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | "When the moon is in the Seventh House, And Ju... = The shrewd astrologer's view: "That 'Hair' ... |
Total points: | 158 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.259) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 55 | A song by Amy Winehouse anagrammed into another song from her perspective, which also contains a visual tribute. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 34 | ON APPROACHING ITALY A Sonnet by Oscar Wilde |
3 | Tony Crafter | 25 | An Arab had spent several long days wandering the desert without locating any water... |
4 | Adie Pena | 23 | NOVEMBER by Elizabeth Coatsworth |
5 | nedesto | 10 | November by Sara Teasdale |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | November by Thomas Hood |
Total points: | 157 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.222) |
1 | nedesto | 40 | His epic orgasm = Seismographic! |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 27 | Respiratory failure = Your fart is real ripe. |
3 | David Bourke | 22 | The Restroom Association of Singapore = Someone certain to go for a shit or a piss! |
4 | Maurice Goddard | 12 | See-through lingerie = Urge is "Get in her hole!!" |
4 | Zoran Radislavlevic | 12 | Four gays = Your fags! |
6 | Ivan Andonov | 11 | Sperm donation = No-name rod spit. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | "Please, no rude anagrams in subject lines" ~ alas, means "penis" rule can just be ignored. |
8 | Adie Pena | 8 | Genital reconstruction surgery = Sir or gent surely got a nicer cunt. |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | I think mom has a huge pile of letters now... = (She likes to go up with her mailman often.) |
10 | View | 4 | Casual relationship ‡ Assault, necrophilia. |
Total points: | 153 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.385) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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