| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 31 | A lot of sins, hence... ~ the Confessional. |
2 | View | 24 | Absolution = Obtain soul. |
3 | nedesto | 22 | 71% of women usually do think their asses are damn big ~ but 17%, if so asked, would nonetheless marry him again! |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Worthiness ~ wins others. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 13 | The menus for vegetarians = Never get us meat, nor a fish! |
5 | Maurice Goddard | 13 | Those hot girls competing in beauty contests ~ must be strictly photogenic to shine on stage! |
7 | Rosie Perera | 10 | Anagram techniques = Q meant searching a U. |
7 | Larry Brash | 10 | The Italians' famous driving style = Note: I am alluding this is very fast. |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | Short and sweet = That word sense. |
10 | Dean Mayer | 8 | Actions speak louder than words = So, talk - it has produced no answer. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 8 | Disorganized speech, delusions, hallucinations = Alludes to a schizophrenic son in denial, I'd guess? |
10 | Ivan Andonov | 8 | Route plan = Tour Nepal. |
13 | David Bourke | 6 | American politics = Race implications. |
14 | Adie Pena | 4 | These American politicians = Parasitical men, i.e., no ethics. |
14 | Ellie Dent | 4 | Haunted boneyard = An unearthed body. |
16 | Harshal M | 3 | The online store = Role is on the 'Net. |
17 | Dr Charles G Waugh | 2 | Short station break ~ aborts another skit. |
18 | Don Fortier | 1 | That odd rascal speeds in his canoe = Has paddled across the oceans in it. |
Total points: | 193 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.545) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | Mad genius Dr. No = Dangerous mind! |
2 | nedesto | 23 | Alas, I'm no ~ Mona Lisa. |
2 | Dr Charles G Waugh | 23 | American football = To me, a banal frolic. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 19 | The TV period drama series 'Downton Abbey' = New, British-bred soap many are devoted to! |
5 | David Bourke | 15 | The Kardashian sisters = Shrink their asses a tad! |
6 | Ellie Dent | 13 | 'War Horse', a new Steven Spielberg movie = Weep, observing where animal's to serve. |
7 | Ivan Andonov | 11 | The movie "American Psycho" = "My vice here is to chop a man." |
7 | Dean Mayer | 11 | The amateur guitarists = It's thus I get ear trauma. |
9 | Adie Pena | 10 | The George Lucas Star Wars motion pictures = A trim Han Solo rescues target groups twice! |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Coverage of the London Olympic Games = Glad of money, TV companies cheer logo. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | "The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo" = Good treat other than "Twilight". |
12 | View | 6 | The Oscar nominee = Notice hero's name. |
13 | Harshal M | 5 | The romantic movie "New Year's Eve" = "Everyone's in it! What came over me?" |
14 | Rob Bretveld | 2 | The People's Choice Awards = Hipster accolades, we hope. |
Total points: | 195 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.424) |
1 | Ivan Andonov | 41 | United States Marine Corps = Its men urinated at corpses. |
2 | Adie Pena | 27 | Italian captain Francesco Schettino = Fatal inaction in catastrophic scene. |
2 | nedesto | 27 | 1. Romney 2. Santorum 3. Gingrich 4. Paul... = 1. Inhuman 2. Creepy 3. Grumpy 4. Boring... |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | Israel's relations with Iran = So war is near, still in the air... |
4 | View | 14 | Italy cruise ship 'Costa Concordia' = Chaos, corpses, a loud cry. Titanic II? |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 14 | The United States Marine Corps soldiers = Crude lads start to piss on their enemies. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | An idiot manages to capsize that cruise liner = Rome's Italian Guard seize Captain Schettino. |
8 | Harshal M | 9 | English Wikipedia's Blackout = Idea will thus be kicking SOPA. |
9 | David Bourke | 8 | The cruise liner the Costa Concordia = A hole occurred... Schettino is a cretin! |
10 | Rosie Perera | 6 | The Syrian government = No amnesty, never! Right! |
11 | Dean Mayer | 5 | The horrendous death drama in Italy = That's another dream holiday ruined. |
12 | Maurice Goddard | 4 | Oldest dinosaur nest site found = Fossils in stone turned out dead! |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | Woman "marries" a building to protest its demolition = Girl submits a prim, "I do" to old inanimate stone tower. |
14 | Tony Crafter | 1 | Commandos have rescued pirate hostages in Somalia = Go! As macho marines set loose aid-captives... unharmed! |
14 | Rob Bretveld | 1 | Florida's Republican primary = I dump rally, brace for aspirin. |
Total points: | 183 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.484) |
1 | nedesto | 42 | British scientist Stephen William Hawking = Knew spacetime with his brilliant insights. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 28 | Francesco Schettino = Fronts chaotic scene. |
3 | Ivan Andonov | 15 | USA actor Christopher Allen Lloyd = So, I'll launch three "Doc" portrayals. |
3 | Adie Pena | 15 | Santorum = Mr. USA? NOT! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 15 | Chat-show host Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan = Smug, hot-air chap; often presents hogwash. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | The American writer Theodor Seuss Geisel = Real tongue twisters cheer me, so I read his! |
7 | Rob Bretveld | 12 | Comedian Ricky Gervais = Mockery is a daring vice. |
8 | David Bourke | 11 | Katherine Heigl = A "ten"? Like, higher! |
9 | Larry Brash | 9 | Nigerian President Goodluck Jonathan = Old nigger-nut person hijacked a nation. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 8 | The Italian Captain, Francesco Schettino = Hopeless in that craft ... an oceanic 'Titanic'. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 8 | GOP Candidate Mitt Romney? = A party committee nodding. |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | US Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney = Me? A manicured, presentable, idiotic industry plant. |
13 | View | 5 | Mostafa Ahmadi Roshan = Atom of Iran had a smash. |
Total points: | 188 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.406) |
1 | nedesto | 42 | Stop Online Piracy Act = Potential conspiracy? |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 30 | The McDonalds Filet-O-Fish = That fiendish smell of cod! |
3 | Adie Pena | 23 | Yosemite National Park, CA = On a trail to many ice peaks. |
4 | Ellie Dent | 18 | An Aston Martin DBS, Carbon Edition = Car name: a brand Bond's into, is it not? |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | The State of California = Arnie is the fat cat fool. |
6 | View | 10 | Tournament of Roses Parade = Return to Pasadena, for some. |
7 | Dean Mayer | 9 | The Italian cruise ship Costa Concordia = I could hear Captain Schettino's "Ciao!", sir. |
8 | Harshal M | 8 | Apple's store chain = I scan laptops here. |
9 | Ivan Andonov | 7 | The Federal Democratic Republic of Nepal = A lucid free climber reached top of planet. |
9 | David Bourke | 7 | The Greek island of Lesbos (Mytilini) = The girls' aim's "definitely no blokes!" |
11 | Rosie Perera | 6 | The Vatican Necropolis - St. Peter's Basilica, Rome = Scavi claim: earliest pope's bones on their tract. |
12 | Tony Crafter | 5 | European Convention on Human Rights = "Championing a truth?" "No." "No nerve?" "No use!" |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | The Unspecified category = Need its page if they occur. |
Total points: | 184 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.419) |
1 | nedesto | 32 | The Superior called the sisters together infor... = "Yes! Praise Heaven!" sang a nun coming over t... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | Simplified Commandments: - One God. - No ido... = Online Code: - Honor all porn. - Share LOLC... |
3 | Adie Pena | 20 | Youth is when you are allowed to stay up late o... = Old age is when you go to a 'how-cheerful-but-... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 19 | The Minnesota Study of Identical Twins Raised Apart = Adopted in infancy, it seems two share in adult traits. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | Court frees Malaysian opposition leader Anwar Ibrahim = Familiar point: obscure sodomy laws are a pain in the rear. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | Slainte to the many Scots all over the world go... = Very jocular affair in dingy north. Not only h... |
7 | Maurice Goddard | 12 | Duchess of Cambridge to be a Scout leader as we... = Guaranteed a boss, she's a fair-faced cool bit... |
8 | View | 11 | 1. Whiffle 2. Spanghew 3. Axinomancy 4. Breeches... = 1. Flapping noise 2. "Away, frog!" 3. Hatchet-e... |
9 | David Bourke | 9 | Jean-Claude Mas, the president of Poly Implant ... = Once-phenomenal pert tits are, alas, just flop... |
9 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Treated my wife Susanna to this posh fish pedicu... ~ am truly impressed with the result I saw! Yes ... |
Total points: | 166 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.345) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 31 | I've always been selfish; So I'm sad, left to rot. I never was perfect; My, this hellfire is hot! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 30 | THE IRISH DENTIST Somewhere below Safe in repose M. F. O'Flavertey Fills his last cavity. |
3 | Rob Bretveld | 21 | A Fat Worthless Tomb: I say a writer never dies, He effectively loses himself in his plot. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | ... |
5 | Larry Brash | 13 | Here lies Larry Brash. Life went in a flash. To clip time he devotes, So, we miss fifty votes. |
6 | David Bourke | 12 | Will I to Heaven arise? Simply fear the worst? As I confess to myself, The Devil, he be first! |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Fatty was fifty, Her love's passed before; I shall visit his shrine Till we meet once more. |
8 | nedesto | 9 | To a lawyer, this leper left over last wishes: Entomb him in fifty five casserole dishes. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 9 | MOTHER Love halts cries of infant; swiftly time flies... Holy, sweet as ever, she abides. RIP |
10 | Adie Pena | 7 | ... |
11 | Maurice Goddard | 6 | "Memories Past Sweetheart, Vera Lynn, is I Of sites, shall by the White Cliffs of Dover lie" |
12 | Dean Mayer | 5 | Now I'm ready to leave its cheap frivolity Farewell selfishness - this is the best for me. |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Christ, hoist Otto Fife, my lawyer, over Heaven's wall, If St. Peter feels he's inadmissible. |
14 | Paul Pan | 4 | Who weeps for the state of Hellas? Its firms fail, so heavily in debt In cemetery slivers. |
14 | Ivan Andonov | 4 | IDI AMIN He is the worst evil Africa's sons felt Yes, we prefer filthy beast's move to hell! |
Total points: | 183 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.484) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 38 | THE HOTTEST WOMEN OF ALL TIME. (As voted by 'M... = 1. Because she's worth it! 2. A caveman's ... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 28 | How's Your Logic? Take a few minutes to study t... = I suppose most of you weren't baffled and ... |
2 | nedesto | 28 | Twelve young priests were going to be ordained ... = So, the nubile amorous model danced heatedly ... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 11 | All the Republican Candidates to be included in... = 1. Stupid erring bitch 2. Chump dropped out ... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Oh, The grand old Duke of York, He had ten th... = Not enough thought went into the plot of the ... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | ... = 10 Factor that killed an island: laser crysta... |
7 | Adie Pena | 5 | ... = 1. Attest they know where I stand. Gently cas... |
Total points: | 129 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.304) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 43 | Inspired by the 2012 doomsday predictions, Longfellow's poem January from 'The Poet's Calendar' is anagrammed into an om... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 23 | A STRANGE WILD SONG By Lewis Carroll |
3 | Tony Crafter | 18 | THE CURRY CONTEST |
3 | David Bourke | 18 | Happy birthday Kate! As the Duchess of Cambridge turns 30, FEMAIL brings you 30 facts about our future queen. |
5 | Adie Pena | 14 | NEW YEAR'S POEM By Margaret Avison |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | "Great fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em..." |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | A Spring Sonnet by Arthur Henry James |
8 | nedesto | 4 | On My Thirty-Third Birthday, January 22, 1821 - a poem by Lord Byron |
Total points: | 141 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | nedesto | 25 | Threesomes = Hetero mess! |
1 | Tony Crafter | 25 | The rectal suppository for constipation = I post up arse I clench I try not to fart... Oops! :-( |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 19 | Simple delights = Smelled pig shit. |
4 | Dean Mayer | 18 | Their golden wedding anniversary celebrations = Will grandad's erection ever be inside hot granny? |
5 | Adie Pena | 15 | Ménage à trois = i.e. Great moans! |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 13 | A mature broad has a fine chest... = It's a darn shame about her face! |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 12 | Lesbian pornography = A happy girl (no boners). |
8 | David Bourke | 11 | Lesbian porno ‡ Lips on a boner. |
9 | View | 9 | Mr Penis, ~ spermin'. |
10 | Maurice Goddard | 8 | The scrum is an orderly formation of Rugby players = Array of dirty, farting-prone, sore smelly bums! OUCH! |
Total points: | 155 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.370) |
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