Anagrammy Leaders' Board - February, 2012 - 101 votes cast

101 votes

GENERAL ENTERTAINMENT TOPICAL PEOPLES NAMES OTHER NAMES
MEDIUM LENGTH ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE LONG SPECIAL RUDE

GENERAL:

1

  Scott Gardner

116  

The supervillain = His plan? True evil!

2

  Meyran Kraus

68  

The politician's career = Practice lies on the air.

3

  nedesto

61  

When I asked my pal Fred about his ornery addic... ~ brake fluid, he said, "Oh, don't worry, Ed. I ...

4

  David Bourke

53  

A "woman in comfortable shoes" ~ has common lesbian footwear. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award)

5

  Christopher Sturdy

45  

Money discrepancies? = Yes... Prices and Income!

6

  Ellie Dent

37  

Armed insurrection = Murderers in action?

7

  Larry Brash

34  

Neurosurgeons: ~ "Our nurse's gone!"

8

  Dharam Khalsa

32  

His Valentine's Day card = It can send lady a shiver.

9

  View

30  

All you ever wanted = A new lady...true love!

10

  Adie Pena

28  

Valentine's Day celebrations = Candy?! Real innate love is best!

11

  Rosie Perera

21  

Identity politics = It's plenty idiotic.

12

  Ivan Andonov

19  

Enormous = Moon? Sure!

13

  Dr Charles G Waugh

13  

It is a hoary animal tale. Hasten away? Sit? ~ What is an Italian eel? I say "that's a moray."

13

  Tony Crafter

13  

Those bitter-sweet memories = Better? Sometimes otherwise.

15

  Rick Rothstein

12  

A lustful glance = Gal flaunts clue.

16

  Josiah Winslow

4  

Anagram as a fortuneteller = A.A. rearrangement falls out!

 

  Total points:

586 

from 99 votes     (DFE factor: 0.162)

ENTERTAINMENT:

1

  Ivan Andonov

87  

"The Satanic Verses" by Salman Rushdie = Such essays threaten evil Arab minds.

2

  Meyran Kraus

76  

The winner of Best Picture, 'The Artist' = French pair's tribute to the twenties.

3

  nedesto

73  

"On the Origin of Species" written by Charles Darwin = Clear inspired theory of genetics was born within.

4

  Christopher Sturdy

69  

The Artist wins the 'Best Film' Oscar = This master of b/w silent theatrics.

5

  Ellie Dent

68  

Actress Meryl Streep as the 'Iron Lady' = A screen star's simply THE Tory leader.

6

  Adie Pena

55  

Martin Scorsese's "Hugo" = Oscar night seems ours!

7

  View

52  

Sports Illustrated = Top stars. Still rude.

8

  Ed Pegg Jr

33  

"Dream is Collapsing" from the movie Inception = Time for (Van (In a (microcosm) hotel) dip) sleeping.

9

  Rosie Perera

32  

Oscars Best And Worst Dressed = Broadcasters stress odd news.

10

  Tony Crafter

31  

Whitney Houston's 'Didn't We Almost Have It All' = Whistle now this hymn to a talented soul diva.

11

  Scott Gardner

9  

Martin Scorsese, "Hugo" = Gets him sure Oscar, no?

12

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

6  

The Fantastic Flying Books of Mr Morris Lessmore = My maker's in gilt for one of best-short-film Oscars.

13

  Dharam Khalsa

4  

Live from The Land Down Under: "Puppetry of the Penis" = Peter went soft? Humour in handled floppy-end viper!

 

  Total points:

595 

from 100 votes     (DFE factor: 0.130)

TOPICAL:

1

  Adie Pena

87  

Singer Whitney Elizabeth Houston is found dead = Another sad showbiz life in the US... it ended young.

2

  Christopher Sturdy

81  

I note The Queen has reigned over us for sixty years. = "She is quite extraordinary", everyone often gushes.

3

  Tony Crafter

60  

Madonna performs at this year's Super Bowl = Her bootie warms up randy male sports fans!

4

  Rob Bretveld

49  

Black History Month = Honor MLK by this act.

5

  Dharam Khalsa

40  

Facebook dad shoots his own daughter's laptop = Tough disposal of bad posts? Ooh, what a redneck!

6

  Larry Brash

37  

Valentine Day card = I advance ardently.

7

  Harshal M

31  

The singer Houston dies... ~ not her eighties sounds.

8

  Ed Pegg Jr

30  

Angelina exposes ~ a leg, as seen on pix.

9

  Rosie Perera

28  

The Valentine's Day card = I'd have sent candy later.

10

  Maurice Goddard

25  

Hitler's secret photos reveal Nazi leader's vanity = He's rated Earth's looniest crazy villain pest ever!

11

  Ivan Andonov

21  

German President = Pert man resigned.

11

  Paul Pan

21  

Mitt Romney wins Florida primary ‡ Fiery Mormons party wild. Martini?

13

  View

18  

Whitney Houston, superstar of records, films, dies = A terse End of the Show. Loss for music industry. RIP.

14

  nedesto

17  

Whitney Houston's dead in Southern California = Isn't one ruinous addiction half the reason why?

15

  Meyran Kraus

11  

Singer Whitney Houston's funeral = US fans honor her, sweetly uniting.

16

  Ellie Dent

10  

The American actress, Streep = See her act part ... I can see Mrs T!

 

  Total points:

566 

from 96 votes     (DFE factor: 0.167)

PEOPLES NAMES:

1

  Meyran Kraus

90  

The singer Adele = A legend is there.

2

  View

74  

Bashar Assad = Has Arabs sad.

3

  David Bourke

61  

The Right Honourable Andrew Lansley = How to generally ruin the N.H.S. real bad!

4

  Christopher Sturdy

60  

US actress Mary Louise 'Meryl' Streep = You truly peerless camera mistress.

5

  nedesto

54  

The German theoretical physicist Albert Einstein = Brilliancy enshrines that space/time tie together.

6

  Tony Crafter

53  

Automotive engineer Ferdinand Porsche = Car-federation genius reinvented oomph!

7

  Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

32  

Octavia Lenora Spencer = Plan to receive an Oscar.

8

  Ellie Dent

31  

Ms Streep ~ met Press.

8

  Dharam Khalsa

31  

Venezuela's President Hugo Rafael Chávez Frías = Geneva: "Such fanfare over this leader is a puzzle!"

10

  Rob Bretveld

30  

Actress/writer Tina Fey = Witty star's fine career.

11

  Ivan Andonov

27  

Borat Sagdiyev = Drag by a Soviet.

12

  Adie Pena

25  

Charles André Joseph Marie de Gaulle = General is a major help; had led rescue.

 

  Total points:

568 

from 96 votes     (DFE factor: 0.125)

OTHER NAMES:

1

  Dharam Khalsa

126  

Amazon's Kindle e-Reader = Elders are amazed: "No ink?!"

2

  nedesto

81  

Newest iPad = I want speed!

3

  Meyran Kraus

69  

Library of the United States Congress = Tedious labyrinth of strange secrets.

4

  Adie Pena

60  

The Los Angeles Freeway, Southern California = One way of life here that ensures all go in cars.

5

  Christopher Sturdy

52  

The Football Association = I lose a bit of cash. Not a lot!

6

  Ember Nickel

33  

Neurologists = Surgeons toil.

7

  Ed Pegg Jr

32  

Gillette Fusion Power Phantom = The worst one-upping of all time.

8

  Tony Crafter

24  

The Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program = Actions support the small-timer earning peanuts!

9

  Paul Pan

23  

Ardbeg Uigeadail Single Malt Whisky = Beguiling Islay dram awakes delight.

9

  View

23  

The Syrian city of Homs = Home of nasty hits. I cry.

11

  Ivan Andonov

13  

The Carpal Tunnel Syndrome Operation = Repair to then play clean tone on drums.

12

  Ellie Dent

12  

Kodak Theatre in Los Angeles = A keen star's leading the look.

13

  Josiah Winslow

11  

Best Buy carries Dell, Toshiba, Apple, and more! = Computers in site probably had able leaders.

 

  Total points:

559 

from 96 votes     (DFE factor: 0.135)

MEDIUM LENGTH:

1

  Tony Crafter

81  

"If at first the idea is not absurd, then there... = The finest intuitions or theories lie based in...

2

  Christopher Sturdy

58  

John Terry had race probe talks; FA didn't suppo... = Harry Redknapp is the clear candidate, up for f...

3

  Ellie Dent

47  

A favourite short joke: Two Guernsey cows, Mi... = Our Daisy, meek, mild, follows on loyally; loo...

4

  Meyran Kraus

45  

Had a week to study for a psych test due on May... = Day 1: Repair fence. Day 4: Read Prince's twe...

5

  Rosie Perera

44  

Rick Santorum says President Obama is 'a snob' ... = We don't need no education, nor Ivy League cla...

6

  David Bourke

42  

The late American singer and actress Whitney El... = Our enchantress (with Madonna) certainly set t...

7

  nedesto

39  

Some guy is asking the lunch waiter so just how... = His rough waiter says, "Oh, no special kinda w...

8

  Scott Gardner

33  

Renaissance sculptor Michelangelo di Lodovico Bu... = Labor on iconic Sistine Chapel ceiling murals,...

9

  Adie Pena

30  

"Never close your lips to those whom you have o... = Oh, yes! Every other couple, each woman or a h...

10

  Larry Brash

28  

Pediatric Autoimmune Neuropsychiatric Disorders... = In part, I suspect it is a capricious, concoct...

10

  View

28  

Planet found at perfect spot for life - in sola... = Scientists: People, New Home to stay! Fresh, f...

12

  Dharam Khalsa

14  

"Mitt Romney said today he learned something: t... = Then, the foremost named by the jolly, greying...

 

  Total points:

489 

from 83 votes     (DFE factor: 0.145)

ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE:

1

  Adie Pena

77  

Since I'm diabetic, I'd repent, head for town, blow all my money on the SWEET stuff, forget the horror... then EAT ANYTH...

2

  Meyran Kraus

71  

I prefer to watch the ocean, Where solemn gannets fly. I'd feel that surf, their art in motion - Then bid my town go...

3

  Rosie Perera

53  

I would ditch the Mayan calendar with its bothering offer, then sleep, then go on to benefit from twenty more years.

4

  Dharam Khalsa

43  

I'll be hosting one fun Doomsday party here, to let them better watch the magnificent fiery show in wonder, not fear.

5

  Christopher Sturdy

42  

Each see tomorrow we die; Then try things money can't buy. I'd roll a spliff, Treatment - one whiff; Better to end on a ...

6

  Tony Crafter

32  

Read T. S. Eliot's rhyme-of-reflection on the world ending "not with a bang but a whimper". A coffee. Then... In...

7

  Maurice Goddard

31  

Winnie the Pooh: "What better? I'll scoff honey to my single content! Thereafter, bear Armageddon out with my friends!"

8

  Ember Nickel

25  

I'm celebrating with each family on that shortest afternoon. Why fret the *bleep*ing doom? It's often unneeded worry.

9

  nedesto

24  

...

10

  View

22  

Ah, no offence, I see no sense To try to defend Me or my friend! By oath, We can't alter what will be, right? Triumph ...

11

  Larry Brash

21  

Since it now might be the time to get wasted here on free alcohol, then try any stiff drop of ethanol: rum, wine, brandy...

11

  Ellie Dent

21  

Blithely use the credit card now: on new wines, fat food for me; entertainment of the neighbors. Pray to the Almighty...

13

  David Bourke

13  

Now in short, I (and others of the Forum) will celebrate the fact that Mey won't be posting in any more, the greedy fie...

14

  Josiah Winslow

10  

Winslow's answer to my Challenge Armageddon To Do: Interpret rumor effect "Bye!" often Thief honey (Hint: It the h...

 

  Total points:

485 

from 82 votes     (DFE factor: 0.171)

LONG:

1

  Andrew Brehaut

54  

I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlf... = Well, I was in shock, and couldn't breathe a ...

2

  Tony Crafter

50  

Did you know that: It takes your food just se... = A short while ago an innovative new supermark...

3

  Christopher Sturdy

38  

And it came to pass, an Englishman, Irishman and... = The Englishman resting in his sack fools the s...

4

  Meyran Kraus

37  

The all-time Top Ten list of the most wonderful... = But for others, I'll also list ten insane tra...

5

  nedesto

33  

A young woman was so depressed that she decided... = Each night he would bring her good food, a bo...

6

  Adie Pena

30  

The Artist, The Descendants, Extremely Loud and... = They all indeed expect the elderly and admira...

6

  Dharam Khalsa

30  

When the End of the World finally arrives, how ... = Reader's Digest: Last Long Quotes Discover...

8

  Ember Nickel

28  

Aural Occurrence: C, E-flat, and G go into a ... = The bartender says: "Hi, you're looking sharp...

9

  Ellie Dent

26  

The new Apple iPhone FourS comes with a welcome ... = "What are you wearing?" SIRI: "Aluminosilicate...

 

  Total points:

326 

from 56 votes     (DFE factor: 0.161)

SPECIAL:

1

  Meyran Kraus

62  

William Shakespeare's sonnet pair that deals with the 4 elements (44-45) is anagrammed into 4 poems about the role each...

2

  Adie Pena

51  

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU

3

  Tony Crafter

35  

Titanic Poem - 'The Destroyer'.

3

  Christopher Sturdy

35  

Prologue to Romeo and Juliet turned into another sonnet on the subject of unrequited love, posted on St Valentine's Day

5

  Tony Crafter

28  

Who'd Be A Police Officer in the UK!

6

  nedesto

26  

Two legal jokes

7

  Dharam Khalsa

23  

My Grandfather's Clock Henry Clay Work

8

  nedesto

17  

February by Sara Teasdale

9

  Josiah Winslow

16  

What are the hallmarks of a good anagram?

10

  Christopher Sturdy

12  

A SONG FOR ENGLAND By Andrew Salkey

 

  Total points:

305 

from 51 votes     (DFE factor: 0.196)

RUDE:

1

  Tony Crafter

71  

Shoot semen = One hot mess.

2

  Meyran Kraus

70  

That famous scene in Basic Instinct = Fans can see a bitch's moist cunt in it!

3

  View

65  

Agile sex partner = Extra Large Penis.

4

  Rick Rothstein

64  

She said her cunt was really sore = I had to sensually screw her arse.

5

  nedesto

46  

Sexually transmitted disease = Date exudes nasty slime trails.

6

  Christopher Sturdy

37  

Hatefully homophobic = Macho bully, he hit poof.

7

  Adie Pena

28  

Nudist camp = Cunt is damp.

 

  Total points:

381 

from 65 votes     (DFE factor: 0.108)


Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*

Name

Points

 

Name

Points

Meyran Kraus

87.57

 

Larry Brash

19.30

Christopher Sturdy

79.15

 

Ed Pegg Jr

13.62

Adie Pena

72.75

 

Ember Nickel

13.24

Tony Crafter

71.22

 

Rob Bretveld

11.92

nedesto

68.33

 

Maurice Goddard

9.46

Dharam Khalsa

51.99

 

Rick Rothstein

8.83

View

41.78

 

Andrew Brehaut

8.68

Ellie Dent

36.55

 

Josiah Winslow

6.98

Rosie Perera

27.63

 

Paul Pan

6.61

Scott Gardner

24.69

 

Harshal M

5.17

David Bourke

24.48

 

Mike Mesterton-Gibbons

4.78

Ivan Andonov

23.02

 

Dr Charles G Waugh

2.10

*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor')
DFE factor is (No of Noms) / (No of votes) for category

 

High Standings

Name

1st

2nd

3rd

Meyran Kraus

2

4

1

Tony Crafter

2

1

2

Adie Pena

2

1

0

Andrew Brehaut

1

0

0

Dharam Khalsa

1

0

0

Ivan Andonov

1

0

0

Scott Gardner

1

0

0

Christopher Sturdy

0

2

2

nedesto

0

1

2

View

0

1

1

David Bourke

0

0

1

Ellie Dent

0

0

1

Rosie Perera

0

0

1


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