GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 35 | Sticking to the speed limit = This implied 'get no tickets'. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 33 | Nesting goose = Sits on one egg. |
3 | View | 25 | Egomania = O, me, again! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 15 | He's tearing off on a wild goose chase = A solid case of going nowhere fast, eh? |
4 | David Bourke | 15 | An acute myocardial infarction = A fact in a coronary medical unit. |
6 | Don Fortier | 14 | He cast out snakes and vipers from ireland = Herald Saint Patrick ends venomous fears. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 13 | Deathbed confession = Shed a debt of sin, once. |
8 | nedesto | 11 | The meaning of life is ~ faith in some feeling. |
8 | HA Downs | 11 | Spoiler alerts = Loser rips tale. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | Paraprosdokian sentences = Reason peaks in second part. |
11 | Dr Charles G Waugh | 8 | He's a "yes man." ~ "Amen!" says he. |
11 | Adie Pena | 8 | Separated husband ~ departs unabashed. |
13 | Rick Rothstein | 7 | Nursing mothers ~ trim sons' hunger. |
14 | Ellie Dent | 6 | Wealthy class = A yacht's swell! |
14 | Rosie Perera | 6 | History repeats itself = Strife yet spoils earth. |
16 | Larry Brash | 5 | Rapid Eye Movement Sleep = "Eleven?" "Yes, Pop... dream time." |
16 | Andrew Brehaut | 5 | A materialist ~ aims at retail. |
18 | Paul Klenk | 4 | Threats ~ shatter. |
19 | Neil Ramsay | 1 | Condemn-a-Tory = D. Cameron, Tony ... |
20 | Ed Pegg Jr | 0 | Peace tradition churches = Deaconship architecture. |
20 | Tom Notarangelo | 0 | Will you marry me? = I'm your warm yell. |
Total points: | 233 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.538) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 44 | Dali's 'The Persistence of Memory' = His masterpiece of modern style. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 33 | The fictional Secret Service Agent, James Bond = Ian Fleming creates screen job that is coveted. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 26 | Play "The Dark Side Of The Moon"? = Some hated to hear Pink Floyd! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 22 | BEST EVER SINGLES? 1. Bohemian Rhapsody 2. Imagi... = 1. Opera singer 2. A Beatle's hymn 3. Missies h... |
5 | Adie Pena | 20 | "Dr. Seuss' The Lorax," the animated movie in Three-D = I'm reminded I should save the Earth, NOT ax trees. |
6 | nedesto | 19 | Alice's Adventures in Wonderland - Lewis Carroll = A weird new universe cannot corral lass Liddell. |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 12 | Popeye the Sailor Man and Olive Oyl = Aye, model 'toons are happily in love. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | The movie "Titanic" redone in three-D = Intended to enrich the emotive air. |
9 | Harshal M | 11 | Suzanne Collins' The Hunger Games = Hunt zone's challenging measures. |
10 | Larry Brash | 9 | "Popeye the Sailor Man" = I am a-hole type person. |
10 | View | 9 | The 'Yellow Submarine' = Sea-billow rhyme tune. |
12 | HA Downs | 6 | 'The Cost of Freedom' = Other Doom Effects. |
13 | Dr Charles G Waugh | 2 | I'm Popeye the Sailorman = Yippee, man! Heroism--a lot. |
14 | Rosie Perera | 1 | An actor slits his own throat as a knife switch ~ takes its non-fictional twist. How harsh a scar! |
Total points: | 226 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.359) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 52 | Nuclear Iranis ~ can ruin Israel. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 33 | A Syrian rebel = Israel nearby. |
3 | Adie Pena | 29 | The Anti-Putin protesters = Support ain't in the street! |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 22 | Nationwide outbreak of Schmallenberg Virus = Vet I hire went "Bad luck for our lambing season". |
5 | nedesto | 18 | JetBlue's pilot suspended for behaving erratically = Bad player's violent turbulence jeopardises flight. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | 'Pink Slime' will be a choice for public schools = If possible, I will home-pack broccoli lunches! |
7 | Andrew Brehaut | 12 | President Barack Obama's re-election chance = Needs black American cash to be in top career. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Robbie Williams and Ayda Field = Dim idol and wife'll raise a baby! |
9 | Rosie Perera | 10 | Blueprint for an economy built to last = Obama's input for noble little country. |
10 | HA Downs | 8 | Cows to Fart a Lot Less = fast toots clear slow. |
11 | Ed Pegg Jr | 3 | The Willard Mitt Romney Superpacs = A trumpet heralds Winter Olympics. |
12 | Josiah Winslow | 1 | Huang He, The River Called China's Sorrow = All their sorrows "enhanced archive." UGH! |
Total points: | 215 | from 38 votes (DFE factor: 0.316) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 32 | Syrian President Bashar al-Assad = Sinister and has Arabs paralysed. |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 25 | Cameron = Mr. Ocean. |
3 | Ellie Dent | 24 | Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge = Such a deft charm: it echoes breeding. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
4 | nedesto | 23 | U.S. presidential hopeful Mitt Romney = The futile Mormon desires any pulpit. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 22 | Sir Clive Sinclair = Sillier car is in cv. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | World champion Sebastian Vettel = This lad was never in bottom place! |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 18 | The cartoon figure Popeye the Sailor Man = Large forearms, a thin cute "honey", pipe too. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 14 | Re-Elect President Obama = Dems repeat celebration! |
9 | View | 10 | Willard Mitt Romney = I'm wild manly rotter. |
10 | Ed Pegg Jr | 8 | Angel Moroni, blowing his golden trumpet ~ belongs tangled up with Mormon religion. |
11 | Dr Charles G Waugh | 7 | Arlene Dahl = real handle. |
12 | Larry Brash | 6 | The American film director Jason Russell = Man's certified ill or he's just more carnal? |
12 | David Bourke | 6 | The fashion designer Stella McCartney = "Listen - my father, he's a narcotics legend!" |
14 | Adie Pena | 4 | Willard Mitt Romney = Mr. All-Time Dirty won?! |
15 | Tony Crafter | 3 | His Royal Highness Prince Henry of Wales = Harry's pining for Chelsy alone. He wishes! |
Total points: | 224 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.385) |
1 | Larry Brash | 69 | Old Spice Aftershave = Splashed it over face. |
2 | Andrew Brehaut | 23 | How on earth to land ~ at London Heathrow??? |
3 | Ellie Dent | 18 | EBay purchase = A buy's cheaper. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | Peter Cruddas Foundation = Idea - donate corrupt funds. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | Marlboro cigarettes = Got terrible sarcoma! |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | The PlayStation Vita ~ invites total apathy. |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 15 | I label broad ~ a "Barbie Doll". |
6 | nedesto | 15 | Garden of Eden = Need frondage? |
9 | View | 10 | The Heathrow Airport, London = Another path to world on hire. |
9 | Adie Pena | 10 | McMenu: Do-It-Yourself McDonald's Restaurant Recipes = More crap used for countless nutty Middle Americans. |
11 | Rosie Perera | 6 | The Super Mario Brothers video game = Bet a hero triumphs or dies. Game over. |
11 | Maurice Goddard | 6 | The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints = Steadfast choir's cheer is truth's joyful chant! |
13 | HA Downs | 4 | Enemy Expatriation Act = Potent anxiety, America! |
13 | Tony Crafter | 4 | International Women's Day = To nominate 'lady as winner'. |
Total points: | 228 | from 39 votes (DFE factor: 0.359) |
1 | nedesto | 31 | Bessy the old Guernsey told Molly the heifer, "... = "Hogwash!" Molly said acutely, "I don't believ... |
2 | Adie Pena | 25 | The Three Richest Women in the World 1. Christ... = 1. That truly content widow 2. L'Oreal heir,... |
3 | David Bourke | 23 | Wonderbra, the sponsors of National Cleavage Day. = A darn lovely pair of breasts cease to hang on down! |
3 | View | 23 | The Encyclopedia Britannica will no longer be printed = Cannot print & charge. Will be replaced by online edition. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 22 | A friend who commutes with some mates every day... = When he was done mumbling, I threw a witticism... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 20 | Sir Alex Ferguson, the manager of Manchester Un... = Excellent to be him, or Reds fans grateful to ... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 18 | The World's Top Five Hottest Chillies 1. Naga... = 1. Buttock-clenching poll topper 2. Death-wis... |
8 | Larry Brash | 15 | Fellatio is a sexual act in which the male plac... = Oh, all I can expect to happen is that I'll fe... |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | The Seuss hero, a free thinker, spoke to save a... = "I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees. I spea... |
10 | Andrew Brehaut | 5 | I am getting my head shaved for the leukaemia c... = United! Defeat me! Take my hair :-( Laugh mo... |
11 | Dr Charles G Waugh | 1 | Film NOIR. It's the ordering mnemonic for the fo... = Morons depend on it (informal citation or aid) ... |
Total points: | 197 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.324) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 38 | A tweeter: Typing a million and a half dumb posts in a week to say he has no free time. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Footnote: Behind many a dry man there's a pitiless female with a tongue like a wasp! |
3 | Larry Brash | 21 | Drunk: It is a feeble sweaty man who has got an immense appetite for daily ethanol. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 21 | Entertainer. An amiable one who makes people laugh to satisfy demand. Why, it fits! |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | A tightrope walker. I see a lad who may slip off any time, but the man needs a tension. |
6 | Adie Pena | 14 | Anagrammatist. As we identify a fine one who should happen to maybe like letters. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 12 | Thinker, The. A fine shaped statue, a manly pose, or maybe now a fellow is meditating? |
8 | David Bourke | 9 | Too true! (I sympathise, as a gentleman who likes a wee pint...and a fit, horny female!) - db |
9 | View | 8 | No fun, No merrymaking, No fiesta. We hate holiday, ball, Hate pastime. It's deep waste! |
10 | nedesto | 6 | Idiot. A man, taken with games, whose failures appear met only by his need of talent. |
11 | Maurice Goddard | 4 | Adulterer. A nana who may keep on telling spited mean fibs to his stay-at-home wife! |
12 | Paul Pan | 2 | Stainer. A mean beady-eyed elf who tints the population with leaking foam smears. |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 1 | Entertainer. If I'm posh see me on stage at a hit play, and if weak, a dumb show on telly. |
Total points: | 175 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.419) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 42 | World's Greatest Drawings 18. The Parnassus ... = 18. Raphael's homage to the poet 17. Renoir'... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 26 | A senior walked into a supermarket and asked to... = The train was so full that the U.S. Marine ha... |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 21 | There was an old woman who lived in a shoe She... = We now view this rhyme as abuse. That odd, ... |
4 | nedesto | 19 | David was at a local beerhall when a beautiful ... = Late one Friday night a policewoman spotted a... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | Hive of bees Brood of hens Cast of hawks Ny... = Swarm of bees Hedge of herons Siege of bit... |
6 | David Bourke | 5 | THE TOP 10 NAMES GIRLS 1 Olivia 2 Lily ... = TOP 10 FINAL CHAV CHOICES GIRLS 1. Kylie... |
7 | Adie Pena | 4 | MITT ... = MITT ... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 4 | "If you haven't cursed out a New York Times rep... = "F*ck you, reporter! I'm sick of your damn cr... |
9 | James H Young | 2 | Preamble to the Declaration of Independence. ... = How to prepare and eat the classic hamburger.... |
Total points: | 142 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.360) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 36 | March marks the spring migration of some birds from Africa to Europe. Here, the poem Wild Pigeon is anagrammed into 4 po... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 32 | EL PASO By Marty Robbins |
3 | Mike Keith | 22 | A poem where all three stanzas are mutual anagrams. In addition: The first stanza is a word-length mnemonic for the fir... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 20 | Prayer of the Procrastinator |
5 | Tony Crafter | 17 | A good fairy was flying over the African plains one afternoon when she heard a soft crying below.... |
6 | nedesto | 12 | The Anagrammy.com Guide for the Complete Noob. |
7 | Adie Pena | 10 | THE IDES OF MARCH by Marcella Remund |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Sounds Of Silence Lyrics by the duo Simon and Garfunkel |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | "The Hokey-Pokey" as Shakespeare would have written it by Jeff Brechlin |
Total points: | 161 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | A dildo serviced ~ divorced ladies. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 26 | Premature-ejaculator is seeking blonde hotty wi... ~ juicy lips, huge brea... Ok... it doesn't ... |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 24 | To piss yourself laughing = Hilarious puns... left soggy! |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 19 | Masturbating often = Burns fat (go at it men). |
4 | Maurice Goddard | 19 | A man's throbbing erection = Grab a ten-inch moist boner! |
6 | Dr Charles G Waugh | 16 | Blonde Bimbos = boobs blind me |
7 | Andrew Brehaut | 11 | Paris' Moulin Rouge = Use girl up in a room. |
8 | nedesto | 8 | Money shots = Hot? No, messy! |
9 | View | 3 | Perform like a cute pornstar = Fuck a partner's premier tool. |
Total points: | 165 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.321) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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