| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | David Bourke | 37 | A security service = Secrecy is a virtue. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 27 | About three-hour set lifespan = The usual for phone batteries. |
3 | Larry Brash | 21 | Please Do Not Walk On The Grass = So let's go and spare the lawn, OK? |
4 | Dr Charles G Waugh | 20 | Campus demonstration = Commies spout and rant. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
5 | nedesto | 19 | Raptors are ideal ~ aerial predators. |
6 | View | 18 | Lofty = To fly. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 15 | World's production of methane gas = Hot eruptions from a glad cow's end! |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 14 | A trip down memory lane = My moral tape on rewind. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | Cleaning the garage = Gee, gain a car length! |
9 | Andrew Brehaut | 12 | Scary theme = They scream. |
9 | Adie Pena | 12 | A rehabilitation center ‡ Heroin? I can beat it later! |
9 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Paranoid schizophrenia = Oh, epic hazard in a prison. |
13 | Scott Gardner | 6 | A destrier = Seat rider. |
14 | Meyran Kraus | 5 | Unstable person = A blunt response. |
14 | Don P Fortier | 5 | Its the end of the world as we know it = That there stinks. Wow, do I feel down! |
14 | Rick Rothstein | 5 | One's parents = Neat persons. |
17 | Ellie Dent | 4 | The rousing hymn = One using rhythm. |
18 | Wajeemba | 3 | Mechanical Engineering = An elegance in chin grime. |
19 | HA Downs | 2 | Money spell = Smell peony. |
19 | Ed Pegg Jr | 2 | Springtime in a Small Town = Melting snowman? It's April! |
Total points: | 251 | from 42 votes (DFE factor: 0.476) |
1 | nedesto | 47 | Top novels: 1. Anna Karenina 2. Madame Bovary... = 1. Reawakened in a romance 2. A savvy mantrap... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 42 | A masterpiece in the Louvre = Perceive the true Mona Lisa! |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | Titanic theme song 'My Heart Will Go On' = I cry a gallon when I get to this moment! |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 34 | Silent movie actor = Is no vocal emitter. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 25 | The famous Dutch painter Vincent Willem van Gogh = Art-loving chap met violent end with gun. Such fame! |
6 | Andrew Brehaut | 15 | "The Hunger Games" trilogy = Right, go slaughter enemy. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 14 | The Impressionist master ~ to paint his mere mistress? |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | Heidi - a novel by Johanna Spyri = Join any boy in Alps. I have herd. |
9 | View | 7 | Singer Joshua Ledet = Judge: "This one's real!" |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | The new movie "The Hunger Games" = Teens' gig; however, human theme. |
11 | Adie Pena | 5 | A night seeing Brel, ~ the Belgian singer. |
Total points: | 247 | from 42 votes (DFE factor: 0.262) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 64 | The anniversary of the Titanic disaster = It is the centenary of this sad narrative. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 38 | North Koreans failed to launch a test missile = So the leader can't nuke millions... so far, that is. |
3 | nedesto | 24 | Find Groening's spoiler? = Springfield's in... Oregon! |
3 | View | 24 | Pope marks Easter with call for Syria to end violence = Vatican to Assad: "We prefer 'no more kills' policy there." |
5 | Ellie Dent | 20 | Britain's rainy days? = I say Britannia's dry! |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 18 | North Korea's satellite launch = Link nuclear threat to 'asshole'. |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | Air Canada Pilot mistakes Venus for oncoming plane = Or, alarm as men in a spin go unpack flotation devices. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 12 | "High risk" of severe weather in four states = Envisage hour of freakish twisters there. |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | Trenton Oldfield = London felt tired. |
10 | Adie Pena | 7 | [1918-2012] Mike Wallace of "Sixty Minutes" is dead = "Well, if it's my cue, I'd make an exit." So sad. |
11 | Ed Pegg Jr | 6 | Objectolibertarianism = Inimitable job creators. |
12 | Andrew Brehaut | 4 | North Korea's satellite launch = Hello, a nuclear strike's on that. |
13 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 3 | The Summit of the Americas in Cartagena, Colombia = Chief Clinton image: mammoth carouse at a bar site. |
13 | Don P Fortier | 3 | The thirteenth on Friday moves main tax day = I'm very afraid on that Monday the sixteenth. |
Total points: | 249 | from 42 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | nedesto | 59 | The top three child prodigies: 1. Mozart 2. Pica... = 1. Greatest composer 2. Artistic lad 3. Chap ph... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 30 | Catherine Middleton = Thin, delicate, modern. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 23 | The RMS Titanic's Captain: Edward Smith = White Star man has accident midst trip. |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 19 | The Living Word ‡ Downright evil. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 18 | PM David Cameron and his deputy Nick Clegg = Craply managed divided men cock things up. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 17 | Catherine 'Kate' Middleton ~ did tolerate the nickname. |
7 | Adie Pena | 14 | First Lady Jacqueline Kennedy = JFK's really nice and tidy queen. |
8 | Larry Brash | 12 | Anders Behring Breivik = Hi, big vain berserk nerd! |
8 | Scott Gardner | 12 | Mister Newton Leroy Gingrich = Sorry, I elect no right-wing men! |
10 | Rosie Perera | 10 | The American evangelist Dwight Lyman Moody = I've made my calling my art: win heathens to God. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | First Lady Michelle Obama = Mrs. Doable Ethical Family. |
12 | View | 8 | Giorgio Napolitano = Ongoing poor 'Italia'. |
13 | David Bourke | 6 | The actor Nigel Havers = That rare English cove! |
14 | HA Downs | 5 | The Living Word ~ Given with Lord. |
Total points: | 243 | from 41 votes (DFE factor: 0.341) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 55 | A prescription for Viagra = A prop for vain geriatrics? |
2 | View | 29 | Methadone = Death on me! |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 24 | The President of The United States of America = This office - a person at a time endured the test. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Titanic Memorial Cruise = Route mimics an ice trail. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | Facebook's Timeline = No "likes" became of it. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 17 | The ill-fated RMS Titanic = Smart, it left land, hit ice. |
6 | Ed Pegg Jr | 17 | Transatlanticism = RMS Titanic, aslant. |
8 | nedesto | 15 | This necrotic culture's cause? Mainly hospitals! = Methicillin-Resistant Staphylococcus Aureus. |
9 | Larry Brash | 11 | Stand Your Ground Law = Draw your gun and lost. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 11 | The American Society of Transplant Surgeons = Main story: I connect a spare heart, set of lungs. |
11 | Adie Pena | 7 | The new Facebook Timeline profile = I'm of one reaction: "LIKE, eh? *bleep* WTF!" |
12 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | Facebook Timeline = Nice life, Bookmate! |
Total points: | 234 | from 41 votes (DFE factor: 0.293) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 44 | The Top Five Most Useful College Degrees: 5. E... = 5. Can't do? Teach! 4. Confuse client in lega... |
2 | nedesto | 39 | Top ranked films: 1. The Shawshank Redemption ... = 1. Freedom tempted Andy 2. Coppola hit 3. Ki... |
3 | Rosie Perera | 21 | "A lie gets halfway around the world before the... = That's how urban legends spread. Uh-huh, we ch... |
3 | David Bourke | 21 | Bert Weedon's tutorial 'Play In A Day Guide To ... = Tune E-A-D-G-B-E. Apply a digit to lined woo... |
5 | Tony Crafter | 19 | THE TOP 5 MALE BONDING ACTIVITIES 5. Watching ... = 5. Best with a gang 4. Best with a girl! 3. ... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | Wingsuit man Gary Connery to jump 2,400ft witho... = An utter twit. Try might see jeopardy if caugh... |
7 | View | 11 | "Diapers and politicians should be changed ofte... = Unappealing fecal odor, bad scent and therefo... |
7 | Maurice Goddard | 11 | Attacking Mitt Romney's Mormonism would be poli... = But ironically, NOT Mitt's mimed, oily, "no wi... |
7 | Adie Pena | 11 | "April One. This is the day upon which we are r... = We are the extraordinary author, a Tom Sawyer,... |
10 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | "That's one small step for [a] man, one giant l... = "Get real! That transparent prank is in a fals... |
Total points: | 198 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.286) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 40 | ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 26 | Ah, April! That magical month of Chaste love, Easter cheer, New life, horses, lambs, Rain and... Oh, dear. Rain. |
3 | Larry Brash | 23 | The Earth, a rare planet which has all manner of severe imbeciles, half-morons, arch-idiots and a goat. |
4 | Adie Pena | 17 | Hear all these foolish, peevish characters in Anagram-land battle each other and aim for more wins! |
5 | David Bourke | 16 | Adie, from Manila, Had a partner, Cilla. Ah, he was tense! Scorn! Shame! Hence, She got a vibrator to fill her! |
6 | Don P Fortier | 14 | Aha! A fair promise that he'll find more this November - watch near all the Congressional races ahead! |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | Remember, a man who has a faith loves a religion and feels Christ or Allah etc. can pardon their haste. |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | Heather Graham here. Heavens, sir! It's nice to hear a fan this cool! Call me, dear man - and BTW... April Fools! |
9 | nedesto | 9 | If he heard a nation of armchair ranters posting all their lame caca on the web, he'd marvel, "Assholes!" |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 9 | A real hit as a writer, from an English hellhole in a sad March he bemoans a dearth of contraceptives. |
11 | View | 8 | One month after March in the calendar. Spring. More asses or oafs available. All with their 'headache'. |
12 | Rosie Perera | 7 | After March, that done came in as a lion, left as a lamb, this April is one harsh hangover. We're cold here! |
13 | Maurice Goddard | 6 | April's sore fear is: Blame Heaven's charlatan, that arch-fool the Lord! He created man in his own image! |
14 | Ellie Dent | 5 | Oh, his fear alarms me rather: will each earthling react as me, and adopt behavior of the nonsensical? |
15 | Linda CS | 2 | Hah! April first is the omen a fool craves to act insane, swab hell, dance a reel, and haemorrhage mirth. |
Total points: | 205 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 60 | A LIST OF FAMOUS LAST WORDS 1. "I am just goi... = 1. Hero who gave his life in Antarctica. 2. ... |
2 | nedesto | 44 | A guy sees a little duck walking slowly by some... = This outrageously cute duck waddles into this... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | "What is a charitable heart? It is a heart that... = What is a grandmother? The title "Grandmothe... |
4 | Adie Pena | 21 | April Fools' Day Classics: Top Ten Viral Pranks... = 1. Recognizing relevant gestures 2. All tho... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | "I cannot imagine any condition which would cau... = "If I lost a huge cruise ship in the Atlantic... |
Total points: | 163 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.172) |
1 | Mike Keith | 44 | The Two Heralds. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | Here are 2 short poems about Fall and Spring, anagrammed into each other. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 24 | JOKES - Two Peggies. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 18 | ROMANCE By Edgar Allan Poe. |
5 | nedesto | 16 | Shakespeare's Sonnet 11 - preserving oneself through ones children - is anagrammed into a sonnet with a similar theme, a... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | April Showers by B.G. Desylva and L. Silvers. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 5 | Lines on Titanic: Hardy. |
7 | Linda CS | 5 | The Scathing Nausic Lingle. |
7 | Adie Pena | 5 | ALWAYS MARRY AN APRIL GIRL by Ogden Nash. |
Total points: | 155 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.321) |
1 | Larry Brash | 28 | The menage á trois ~ is to manage three. |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 28 | A french kiss is something cute, but ~ fucking in the ass is so much better! |
3 | Adie Pena | 24 | Loud fart = Drat! Foul. |
3 | View | 24 | A Bond girl = Bald groin. |
5 | Rick Rothstein | 23 | The aging porn star = A spent organ, right? |
5 | HA Downs | 23 | Hot lewd virgin = Wild overnight. |
7 | nedesto | 14 | "Pardon me there, lady, but can I smell that cu... ~ "You certainly can't!!" "Do pardon me; the tr... |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | Ladies' underclothing = Old cunts had lingerie. |
9 | Tony Crafter | 10 | The art of that gorgeous lapdancing temptress = Hot gal cutie performs to get a gent's pants hard! |
10 | Dr Charles G Waugh | 7 | If erections are vigor optimism ~ afire. Impotence is vigor mortis. |
Total points: | 195 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.303) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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