| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Ellie Dent | 26 | Compensation claim = A complaint comes in. |
2 | Larry Brash | 18 | Aged care facility = A tragic life decay. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 16 | Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery = I'm the lad that you must control. |
4 | View | 14 | Doubting Thomas = This good man, BUT... |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 14 | Pilot fatigue = I fail to get up. |
6 | nedesto | 13 | Homo neanderthalensis = He isn't handsome or lean. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 10 | Drone war = No reward. |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | A trail of dominoes = A frail one dooms it. |
9 | Adie Pena | 9 | Postpone = Nope. Stop! |
10 | Ivan Andonov | 8 | Ain't sleepin' ~ in Palestine. |
11 | Ed Pegg Jr | 5 | The criminal investigators ‡ A civ's right to remain silent. |
12 | George Sicherman | 4 | Telemarketing operations ~ pester, making one tire a lot. |
12 | Rob Bretveld | 4 | Paranormal investigations = TV "spirit" alarms no one again. |
14 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | Flowering lilac bushes = Such allergies, if blown! |
14 | Tony Crafter | 2 | "Satan's a whore!" = Swears an oath. |
Total points: | 155 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.577) |
1 | Adie Pena | 27 | Alfred Hitchcock Presents = Half-decent script shocker. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 24 | Masterchef finalist = Crafts this fine meal. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 21 | English movie: 'The Best Exotic Marigold Hotel' = Maggie Smith excels in it. Love her! (the old boot). |
4 | View | 18 | The Oscar winner = One new rich star. |
5 | nedesto | 15 | The Creation of Adam is Michelangelo's masterpiece = A made-at-home ceiling fresco at Sistine Chapel, Rome. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 11 | The French Impressionist Painter, Claude Monet = The immortal peonies pictures enchant friends. |
7 | Dean Mayer | 10 | The Top Gear lads = "Petrolheads" tag. |
7 | George Sicherman | 10 | Sweet Caroline = Ace wrote lines. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | Ben Stiller in Greenberg: "Life is wasted on people." = One "bleeping" tense, irritable, depressing fellow! |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | Sweet Caroline by Neil Diamond = Nice words beat in a melody line. |
11 | Meyran Kraus | 0 | Disney Pictures film 'Tangled' = Cruel, if I'd get many split ends! |
Total points: | 151 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.423) |
1 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 32 | Nukes are not a help in ~ the Korean Peninsula. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | 'Iron Lady' Margaret Hilda Thatcher dies. = Not real tragic. I'm hardly sad. I hated her. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 16 | 'Iron Lady' Margaret Hilda Thatcher dies = Oh, that's tragic. And I really admired her. |
4 | David Bourke | 14 | Baroness Margaret Hilda Thatcher, rest in peace = Some anarchist prats are celebrating her death. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | As Thatcher withers, did she notice ~ 'The Witch Is Dead' rose in the charts? |
6 | Ellie Dent | 9 | The Boston USA Marathon = A BOOM haunts Northeast. |
6 | Adie Pena | 9 | The two Tsarnaev brothers = Brave the worst, Northeast! |
8 | Rosie Perera | 8 | Terror attack beside Boston Marathon finish line = Another infraction: bombs strike athletes in road. |
9 | Larry Brash | 7 | Boston Marathon suspects = Both persons.... scum! To Satan! |
10 | Andrew Brehaut | 6 | The Baroness Margaret Thatcher has died = Embarrassing that toads cheer her death. |
10 | Ed Pegg Jr | 6 | Third Game of Thrones = Dream of other things. |
12 | George Sicherman | 4 | No more Hostess Twinkies = These irk one, so won't miss. |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | The folk legend Richie Havens ~ delights flock here in Heaven. |
14 | nedesto | 2 | Neil Diamond's soft rock ballad Sweet Caroline = Boston is clear: "We folk don't need radical Islam!" |
14 | View | 2 | Toyota, Honda, Nissan announce air bag recall = Nation enhances all your bad cars. O, not again! |
Total points: | 147 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.600) |
1 | Larry Brash | 20 | Annette Funicello = Nice teen fun to all. |
2 | Andrew Brehaut | 19 | The intern Monica Lewinsky = Whiter stain on my neckline. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Tony Crafter | 18 | The siblings Carol and Mark Thatcher = Both children lack ma's star rating, eh? |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | North Korea's leader, Kim Jong-un = One hard ruler, not making jokes! |
5 | Adie Pena | 15 | Maggie Thatcher ~ might act her age. |
6 | Ellie Dent | 14 | The Spaniard Dali = Paints red dahlia. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 10 | Dzhokhar Tsarnaev = Hazard over, thanks. |
8 | nedesto | 7 | The concert pianist Fazil Say = Proficiency at lithe stanzas. |
8 | George Sicherman | 7 | Richie Havens = Heaven is rich. |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | Dina Temple-Raston = Latest on NPR media. |
11 | Ivan Andonov | 4 | Doohan = O, Honda! |
11 | View | 4 | The model Ireland Baldwin = We all admired thin blonde. |
13 | Meyran Kraus | 3 | Obama, President of the US = A Boston fire had upset me. |
Total points: | 144 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.520) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 22 | 'Stonehenge', the World Heritage Site at Salisbury = Truly eerie, as in: 'How'd those giant slabs get there?' |
2 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 20 | The Official Secrets Act = Certificate of less chat. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | Royal Canadian Mounted Police = A local anti-crime dude on a pony. |
4 | nedesto | 16 | The Dow Jones Industrial Average = A gain does rejuvenate this world! |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | Anagram Artist = A smart A-rating. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 15 | Windows Eight = We dig this now! |
7 | David Bourke | 11 | The Hilton Maidstone = Nominated "Shit hotel". |
7 | Rosie Perera | 11 | Second Annual Internet Cat Video Festival = Vacant, vocal, renitent, and tedious felines. |
9 | Adie Pena | 8 | Gustave Eiffel's Tower, Paris = Great views; fits of pleasure. |
9 | View | 8 | Miracle Skin Perfector = Crisp remaker of client. |
Total points: | 146 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 44 | The top five recording artists: 1. The Beatle... = 1. John's Liverpool lads 2. Tennessee "King" ... |
2 | Adie Pena | 17 | THE NICKNAMES OF MARGARET THATCHER 1. Maggie ... = 1. Motherly 2. The arrant gal 3. The others... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 16 | As you breathe right now, another person is tak... = Gosh, how harsh! Yes, but this puts it all i... |
3 | nedesto | 16 | The first wise man to visit Joseph and Mary wha... = Joseph himself looks crosswise at his juvenil... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 14 | One chilly October day, a penguin toddled into ... ~ has my brother Percy been in today?' The bart... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Audible humour all observed at the funeral eleg... ~ "Beautiful really, but they should have made t... |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 6 | "Son, your little sister was born after some he... = "Seriously? I don't believe it! So that manly ... |
8 | Ivan Andonov | 5 | The terrible massacre in Velika Ivanca near Belgrade. = A maniacal Serb in a redneck village, hits reverberate. |
9 | Andrew Brehaut | 3 | At the going down of the sun, we will remember t... = The bugle wrestled memories of gentle men who ... |
Total points: | 131 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.409) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | That's a fraud, Maggie. You show me that "a woman of action isn't keen on remarks"... with a damn saying. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | Waning woman Thatcher, Good as men of stature; I finish a task -- My age? Don't ask! Anyhow, I am mature. |
2 | David Bourke | 14 | If you want moronic tosh, ask teenagers. If you want wisdom, then ask a great man...Mahatma Gandhi. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Fair argument. Ok, she had egomania, I know that; yet she was a strong, dynamic woman. I'm a stout fan! |
5 | Rosie Perera | 11 | Ah, a famous madam thinks an awesome working wife can do more than any sitting guy that orates. |
6 | Larry Brash | 8 | A famous woman's task: Her authentic way of doing this... to make mighty sea war on damn Argentina. |
6 | nedesto | 8 | May I add, if you want to know how to create neat smashing anagrams, ask the Magians in the forum. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | "As we know, I make and do any Tory manifestos. Reagan is the giant mouth." (A famous Grantham witch) |
8 | Ellie Dent | 7 | They say, the fans, Maggie was a mum to Mark, then a woman of iron - and action - using ideas that work. |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | A Haiku for Maggie: Thanks, mate. Go home. What a man I was From a Winter's discontent To a sunny day |
10 | Rob Bretveld | 6 | Aha, guys forget (if no gain) what a keen dame knows at a minimum-- that actions say more than words. |
12 | View | 5 | A Womankind against a Mankind - famous, incessant war . Ooh, the Right, Famous, Matey way - Together! |
13 | Adie Pena | 4 | "I do go easy on a smart minister who mouths off when I can make that guy manage a darn task I want." |
Total points: | 119 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.650) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 32 | LAWS OF PHYSICS FOR CATS If physics even appli... = Law of Cat Acceleration A cat will accelerat... |
2 | nedesto | 22 | The 80 year old Mother Superior from Ireland wa... = Not so long ago, Peter, an old German man was... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 21 | Paddy and his wife Jackie were discussing their... = Paddy met his friend O'Toole in the street. ... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | Controversial Kids' Books: 1. "A Wrinkle in Tim... = 1. Heathenism 2. The racist element 3. Orphans... |
5 | Rosie Perera | 12 | "Love does not consist of gazing at each other,... = It is certain: to experience the untold beaut... |
6 | Adie Pena | 9 | The Ten Greatest Heavy Metal Bands of All-Time*... = 10. Anderson can play the flute 9. Fogerty e... |
Total points: | 116 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.300) |
1 | Adie Pena | 25 | Angela Beegle's A POEM FOR MARTIN RICHARD is anagrammed into another poem entitled "PEACE" with the acrostic "NO MORE H... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 20 | I AM THE WALRUS By John Lennon and Paul McCartney |
3 | nedesto | 17 | Monthly Crossword |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 13 | Geometry by X.J. Kennedy |
5 | Tony Crafter | 11 | DO NOT GO GENTLE INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT by Dylan Thomas |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | ATTORNEY JOKES |
7 | Richard Brodie | 3 | "Drink to me only with thine eyes, and I will pledge with mine... |
7 | Adie Pena | 3 | There once was a man from Boston... (Version 1) |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | There once was a man from Boston... (Version 2) |
Total points: | 102 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.529) |
1 | nedesto | 24 | Models unrobing = Big round melons! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | The prostate examination ~ is a penetration to the max! |
3 | Adie Pena | 13 | Off-the-wall = Hell of a WTF! |
4 | Andrew Brehaut | 11 | The massage parlours = Hear orgasms pulsate. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Eats shit if ~ a fetishist. |
6 | View | 9 | Fucked from behind = Dick-offend her bum. |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 6 | A first date = I sat, farted. |
Total points: | 95 | from 16 votes (DFE factor: 0.438) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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