| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | nedesto | 32 | Frosted cupcake = Fructose-packed. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 30 | Short end of the stick = The cost of the drinks. |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 22 | Delayed gratification = I get a candy later if I do. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 21 | I am so darn tired = I'm sorta drained. |
5 | Adie Pena | 18 | Anesthesia medication = The aim's a nice sedation. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | The married person = Her tamed prisoner. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 9 | A love sonnet ~ to one's navel? |
7 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Professional foley artist = I portray all noises off set. |
9 | Scott Gardner | 4 | The tragedians = Shed giant tear. |
9 | David Bourke | 4 | Health and Safety regulation = They nail the dangerous/fatal. |
9 | George Sicherman | 4 | Gorge on turkey? ~ No, Greek yogurt. |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | Self-regulation = Get no rules... fail! |
12 | HADowns | 3 | Quantum Teleportation = Attune unto temporal Qi. |
14 | View | 2 | A quarantine = Quit an arena. |
14 | Eric Harshbarger | 2 | Betrothal = At brothel?! |
16 | Mark Huffman | 0 | China's stealth drone program = Ah, strong red patrol machines! |
Total points: | 174 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.552) |
1 | Dean Mayer | 52 | The Eurovision Song Contest = Voting's so contentious here. |
2 | Eric Harshbarger | 24 | Alice's Adventures In Wonderland = A clever "Lewis" turns odd and inane. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Rosie Perera | 19 | The prestigious Cannes Film Festival ~ has life's latest fine moving pictures. |
4 | Adie Pena | 15 | Laurents, Bernstein and Sondheim's 'West Side Story' = Ruthlessness in street. Maria bends down. Tony dies. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 12 | There and Back Again = He can take a bad Ring. |
6 | George Sicherman | 11 | Arthur Miller's Death of a Salesman = A dream shatters, Loman hurls a life. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 11 | 'Waiting To Be Heard': Amanda Knox's 'true' memoirs = Ok, I was that sex-mad being. No, I am not a murderer. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 6 | David Bowie's 'Starman' = Said band to view Mars? |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip by Bill Watterson = Boy can lob snowballs at his pretend crib victim. |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | Star Trek Into Darkness = Kirk tends to snare rats. |
9 | nedesto | 5 | The Abram's film, Star Trek Into Darkness = Kirk's bastard tormenter: Satan himself? |
12 | Meyran Kraus | 4 | Disney's 'It's a Small World' = A slow ride lists my lands. |
12 | Ivan Andonov | 4 | Santigold = Tidal song. |
14 | View | 1 | Cannes International Film Festival = In final list relevant to cinema fans. |
Total points: | 174 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.483) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 23 | Many courts call the man an opportunistic predator = Commentary on Stuart Hall's inappropriate conduct. |
1 | Rosie Perera | 23 | Plane lands without landing gear in New Jersey = And a jet spilling oil endangers the new runway. |
3 | nedesto | 21 | Memorial Day observances in the US = A Monday hails our best servicemen. |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | The garment factory collapse in Bangladesh = Conglomerate's plan halted by crashing fate. |
5 | Adie Pena | 17 | The massive tornado in Moore, Oklahoma ~ shook homes. Emotional drama ain't over! |
5 | David Bourke | 17 | The television presenter Stuart Hall = She's NINE? He's ill...a total, utter pervert. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 13 | It's Britain's coldest Spring for more than 30 years = Gasps: "Brrr! 30F in May is so rotten. Iceland is hotter!" |
8 | George Sicherman | 12 | Memorial Day warning = Glamor? In war, many die. |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 11 | Recent scandals at White House = A war tends to silence such heat. |
10 | View | 9 | The abductor Ariel Castro = Trio? Bastard cruel to each! |
11 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 3 | Emmelie Charlotte-Victoria de Forest = A melodic voice to let me rate her first. |
12 | Mark Huffman | 1 | Obama says he'll be there for "Monroe, Oklahoma" = Bah. Same aloof Barry. Hello! The name's "Moore," ok? |
Total points: | 168 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 43 | Prometheus = The Supremo. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 31 | Amanda Berry, Gina DeJesus, Michele Knight = Hijacked human beings lead ten grim years. |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 18 | Thomas Alva Edison ~ has a most novel aid. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 15 | Chat show host Piers Stefan Pughe-Morgan = "He wants gun reforms?" I gasp. "Shoot the chap!" |
4 | Larry Brash | 15 | Ariel Castro = Also erratic. |
6 | nedesto | 14 | Spanish surrealist Salvador Dali = His art dissolves a sad rural plain. |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | England's patron Saint George = Leap on great nesting dragons. |
8 | View | 7 | Ariel Castro = Coarse trial. |
9 | Adie Pena | 5 | James Stuart Hall, OBE = Real job? Assault them! |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Hostage in Cleveland, Amanda Berry = Bravado and gall in ten-year scheme. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 5 | President Xi Jinping's "Chinese Dream" = Pride in expanding riches, jets, mines. |
12 | David Bourke | 4 | Darcey Andrea Crittle (Bussell) = Ballet dancer's surely a credit! |
13 | Mark Huffman | 0 | Kermit Gosnell, abortionist of Philadelphia = Banish paid gestation killer to hell. RIP, mo fo. |
Total points: | 174 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.448) |
1 | Adie Pena | 22 | A Gibson electric guitar = Suitable in a gig? Correct. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | Memorial Day Celebration = Remind America to be loyal. |
2 | George Sicherman | 18 | Spam luncheon meat = A mean lump o' stench. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 18 | Coronavirus = Carnivorous. |
5 | View | 14 | National Basketball Association = Notable Blacks, Italians...Asian, too. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | United Nations Children's Fund = Child's needs: nutrition and fun. |
6 | nedesto | 13 | National Aeronautics and Space Administration = "Canadians amid our International Space Station?!" |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | The Internal Revenue Service, Washington = In general, we hunt conservatives in there. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 10 | Sumatran Rhino = Horns in trauma? |
10 | Ivan Andonov | 8 | Third Crusade = Richard's duet. |
11 | Ed Pegg Jr | 6 | The United States One Hundred Dollar Bill = Traded in, shell out, traded in, shell out ... Ben. |
12 | Tony Crafter | 5 | Florida's Walt Disney theme park, The Magic Kingdom = The willing kids go mad for Mickey. Ma and pa? The rest! |
13 | Mark Huffman | 3 | Michelle Obama's "Let's Move!" = Obese cells: a mammoth evil. |
14 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | The Boy Scouts of America organization = Can famous Christianizer be too too gay? |
Total points: | 162 | from 27 votes (DFE factor: 0.519) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 38 | The richest people in the world: 1. Bill Gates... = 1. Smart PC nerd 2. Fat cellphone bigwig 3. ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 29 | The actress Angelina Jolie has undergone a prev... = Her judgment is, it may help to let one avoid ... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | The top five reasons to consider adopting a dog... = 1. Devotion 2. Friend and psychologist 3. A ... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 17 | A man sitting in the living room, hears a faint ... = Five months later, man hears a knock, a rap on... |
5 | nedesto | 14 | This Irishman Rory goes to confess and spouts, ... ~ "Oh, ye really did it my son? Somber business ... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 11 | "If you lend someone 20 dollars and never see t... = This dusty line will be on target as a new Pro... |
7 | Adie Pena | 9 | Ariel Castro's three women: 1. Gina DeJesus ... = 1. Greet a "taken" damsel 2. She's "number tw... |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | Asia, Africa, North America, South America, Ant... = Continents for rice at a tea, Sahara, a car dr... |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Prince Willem-Alexander becomes king of the Netherlands = Well planned in seeking helm, accedes throne from Beatrix. |
10 | Mark Huffman | 0 | Men with the Manhattan Project led us to volatil... = Southwest chemist: level Japan (not that!), th... |
Total points: | 150 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 26 | I do believe being cornered is crippling you. Lose your pride for one night, guys. I know how dispirited you ruthless ... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | I KNOW Y'ALL SURRENDERED IN COWARDICE (STOP) INVITED TO GIG HERE IN YOUR HONOR (STOP) ENJOY OUR FOOD WINE AND MEDICIN... |
3 | David Bourke | 17 | Unencrypted: "Dear Rob, I hope you do consider retiring. Guns down, just give in! End this right now...or else I'll ... |
3 | nedesto | 17 | Hi. If you don't surrender, I've been appointed to push on 'til we win Charleston. God! Just consider your people; how e... |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 16 | Seeing you poor boys were cooped up in Fort Sumter, I put one idle brigade on leave in the north to enjoy sleeping with ... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Good evening Officer! Did you want a truce? Good point! Ok; why not drop in with your division, eat humble pie, surren... |
7 | Larry Brash | 13 | "How did you Yankee girls dare presume to invade our fine Old South! We now propose to nicely do in every Union bitch... |
8 | Adie Pena | 7 | Dear Major Anderson, Yes, we nipped your supplies. We're dividing the loot with volition. No prohibited and forbidden ... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 3 | It was just a good-natured game of hide-and-seek or capture-the-flag between brothers. Our pop is livid yonder: "Inside ... |
Total points: | 132 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.409) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 35 | THINGS THAT DOGS NEED TO REMEMBER I will not ... = I won't eat any more cast-off socks and redep... |
2 | nedesto | 31 | Fergus is at a local bar and pukes all over his... = One evening at the brewery this chap Casey's ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 31 | US Magazine ... = 10.Colourfully enjoyable! 9. The E.T. kid gr... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 16 | U.N. urges eating insects; eight popular bugs t... = 1. Surpass warm buttered popcorn 2. Succul... |
5 | Adie Pena | 5 | TOP TEN MOST OBESE COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD 1. ... = 1. Diabetics 2. Stout Women 3. Irrational ... |
Total points: | 118 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 30 | John Kendrick Bangs' poem May 30 anagrammed into a poem for Memorial Day, with a fitting acrostic. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 25 | "SEXY AND I KNOW IT" by Lmfao |
3 | Tony Crafter | 21 | A man, a pig and a dog were the only survivors of a bad shipwreck. |
4 | Adie Pena | 18 | Carl Sandburg's HONKY TONK IN CLEVELAND, OHIO and Glenn Buttkus' HELL ON SEYMOUR AVENUE are anagrammed into 1. Rosemerry... |
5 | Mark Huffman | 9 | The Hobbit, or There and Back Again, by JRR Tolkien |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Well within the debris of Moore's hellish mile-wide tornado site glared this image from a humble child's story... |
Total points: | 108 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 40 | A woman's sighs matter = It's what Orgasm means. |
2 | nedesto | 16 | Common STDs: 1. Chlamydia 2. Gonorrhea 3. Sy... = 1. Hot, moldy ass 2. Limp penis 3. Chancres... |
3 | Ivan Andonov | 14 | A communist = I'm Mao's cunt. |
3 | Adie Pena | 14 | Does the size of a penis really matter? = These solitary females do prize a ten! |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 11 | Instant gratification = Is it not in a farting act? |
6 | David Bourke | 10 | The American actress Eva Longoria = A romantic...her vagina's clear to see! |
7 | Tony Crafter | 8 | The secret of an enormous dick ~ is: use the darn cock more often! |
8 | View | 3 | Enthusiasm = I hunt me ass. |
Total points: | 116 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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