| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Tony Crafter | 24 | Report: "UFOs came ~ from outer space!" |
2 | Adie Pena | 19 | Free Daily Horoscope = I do foresee... Holy crap! |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Solitary confinement = Silent time for any con. |
3 | Julian Lofts | 17 | The Lourdes miracles = All his tumors recede. |
5 | Larry Brash | 15 | Borderline Personality Disorder = Irritably depressed indoor loner. |
6 | Ed Pegg Jr | 14 | Climate change deniers ~ maligned earth science. |
7 | nedesto | 10 | Tree of Knowledge = Fewer kneel to God. |
7 | View | 10 | First-hand updates = Pundit's fresh data. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | Many a true word is spoken in jest = A person needs wit to mask injury. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 9 | Local anesthesia = A shot can ease ill. |
11 | David Bourke | 6 | Brutality? No need ~ to turn a blind eye. |
12 | Ellie Dent | 5 | The afternoon siesta = Onset of a rest in heat. |
12 | Rick Rothstein | 5 | Cases of heat exhaustion = Ah! Hot sex is often a cause. |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Sun to help a ~ house plant. |
15 | Ivan Andonov | 4 | I have lots of fear ~ of the Rio favelas. |
15 | Tyler Severance | 4 | My, a male client... ~ call me anytime! |
17 | George Sicherman | 3 | Bakers carry the worst ~ strawberry shortcake! |
18 | Josiah Winslow | 1 | A dream in the night ‡ Death in nightmare. |
18 | Scott Gardner | 1 | The characteristics of a lion = There's this cool cat in Africa... |
18 | Richard Grantham | 1 | A complete waste of time = Tweet some pic of tamale. |
21 | Hans-Peter Reich | 0 | Advertising space = Predicates saving. |
21 | Mark Huffman | 0 | Really enormous appetites = Sure, portly men also ate pie. |
21 | Meyran Kraus | 0 | Dark chocolate fondue = Cooked for a lunch date. |
Total points: | 180 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.767) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 30 | Walt Disney's animated motion picture 'The Lion King' = Mildly cute songs, with an opinionated meerkat in it! |
2 | Rick Rothstein | 21 | The Courier-Mail "newspaper"= Owner? Rupert. Aim? Cheap lies. |
3 | nedesto | 18 | Andrew Lloyd Webber musical ... = French madman woos lady to be pupil below her... |
4 | Larry Brash | 14 | Celebrity Roast = Bitterly coarse. |
5 | Wayne Baisley | 13 | The Adventures Of Robin Hood = Do unto others? Heaven forbid! |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | Tolkien novel 'The Hobbit, or There and Back Again' = A clever Bilbo had taken The One Ring in that book. |
7 | Josiah Winslow | 11 | Pro Wrestling = New girl sport. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | Agatha Christie's "Murder on the Orient Express" = Her text got suspense to reader in his armchair. |
9 | Adie Pena | 6 | 'Architectural Digest' magazines = Get it! Read such amazing articles! |
9 | Rob Bretveld | 6 | Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" = A hit song by "gaydar" laws. |
9 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Ninety-Nine Bottles of Beer on the Wall = Title by abstinent fellow? No, none here! |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 6 | Eleanor Rigby = Yer ignorable. |
9 | Scott Gardner | 6 | The Sony Playstation Four = Plain neat toys for youths. |
14 | Mark Huffman | 5 | I enjoy the Jedi in Star Wars = I detest whiny Jar-Jar noise. |
14 | Ellie Dent | 5 | 'Alive: In the Face of Death', Rankin, photographer = I evoke a forthright approach: a life, then an end. |
16 | View | 3 | 'The Wolverine' = Hero went evil. |
16 | Julian Lofts | 3 | Glastonbury's night of the living dead! = Vintage ADHD Rolling Stones buy fight. |
16 | Ivan Andonov | 3 | Billy Wilder's 'The Apartment' = Male party will rent this bed. |
19 | David Bourke | 1 | The Glastonbury festival, Somerset = Get a marvellous first by the Stones! |
19 | Tyler Severance | 1 | Guns and Ammo ~ among us. Damn! |
19 | George Sicherman | 1 | Diet for a Small Planet = All plants formed, I eat. |
Total points: | 179 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.700) |
1 | nedesto | 23 | Glee star Cory Monteith is dead = Actor's demise in hotel tragedy. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | It's a boy for Prince William and Catherine = British pair welcomed a nice royal infant. |
3 | Dean Mayer | 18 | One's personal information ~ from NSA's online operation. |
4 | Rob Bretveld | 12 | A rotten trial, and many grieve for ~ Florida teenager Trayvon Martin. |
5 | George Sicherman | 11 | United States of America Independence Day = Men defied a tyrant, escaped; ideas continue. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 11 | Detroit files for bankruptcy = Report of debt sunk frail city. |
7 | Julian Lofts | 9 | Costa Concordia trial opens amid victims' anger = Victims die - accidental or captain a gross moron? |
7 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Charles Saatchi to divorce his wife, Nigella La... = "A sad clash; a wise choice." (... |
7 | Mark Huffman | 9 | President Mohamed Morsy = Army responds: "Demote him!" |
10 | Adie Pena | 8 | The royal infant son ~ is a lot for the nanny. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | His Royal Highness Prince George of Cambridge = As he's born facing child's rhyme "Georgie, Porgie..." |
12 | Jason Lofts | 6 | Lanky Chris Froome wins amazing Tour de France = He zooms! Winner cyclist a fair man - no drug faker. |
13 | Scott Gardner | 5 | William and Catherine Mountbatten-Windsor = Drew tabloids in with marital announcement. |
14 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 4 | Prince George Alexander Louis Mountbatten-Windsor = Great welcome exuberant Londoners put in is adoring. |
14 | Rick Rothstein | 4 | The Egyptian demonstrations = O my, not against the President! |
16 | View | 3 | Justice for Trayvon ~ if vote's contra-jury. |
16 | Ellie Dent | 3 | Wimbledon Men's Singles Champ. Two Thousand Thirteen = We should compliment Andrew M. then, as tennis bigshot! |
16 | Tyler Severance | 3 | Leaked National Security Agency documents = Note: Sly guy cracked USA intel data on me. Nice! |
19 | Andrew Brehaut | 0 | Latest Egyptian riots = Street against polity. |
Total points: | 167 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.679) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 35 | South African president Mandela = "Let's condemn apartheid as unfair!" |
2 | nedesto | 21 | Egyptian President Mohamed Morsi = He got imprisoned in army stampede. |
3 | Scott Gardner | 16 | Anthony Weiner = Hey, a winner... NOT! |
4 | Tyler Severance | 14 | Prince George Alexander Louis Mountbatten-Windsor = New born mustered in glorious and regal expectation. |
5 | Larry Brash | 12 | President Mohamed Mursi = Means rioters dumped him. |
6 | Josiah Winslow | 11 | William Henry Gates = Wealthy, rising male. |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 9 | Who's Catherine Middleton? ~ A new mother (child is noted). |
7 | Tony Crafter | 9 | Prince George Alexander Louis Mountbatten-Windsor = Wide plan: Cambridges' son to rule our next generation? |
9 | Andrew Brehaut | 8 | Mr Julian Paul Assange = Man argues US jail plan. |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 7 | Prince George Alexander Louis Mountbatten-Windsor = Rung I come in on as peer is next but two on regal ladder. |
11 | Julian Lofts | 6 | Dr. Gunther von Hagens, plastinator = Oh a stunt! Pervert handling organs! |
12 | View | 5 | Terry Dewayne Smith = A weird mystery, then. |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | White House press correspondent Helen Thomas = Ooh, short temper! Hush now, rest in endless peace. |
13 | Mark Huffman | 4 | Saint John Paul II = I join alphas' unit. |
15 | Ellie Dent | 3 | The Royal baby: George Alexander Louis = Is a hardy, bygone age, ex-ruler label too. |
15 | Adie Pena | 3 | George Alexander Louis, the Prince = O, I do expect an eager English ruler! |
15 | Rosie Perera | 3 | George Alexander Louis Mountbatten-Windsor = Newborn gets a good name (deluxe sort) in ritual. |
Total points: | 170 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.586) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | The American fast food giant McDonalds = Digest a ton of fat and random chemicals. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 38 | The Royal House of Windsor = A history of ones who ruled. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Larry Brash | 18 | DSM-V Classification of Mental Disorders = Format divides sorts of clinical madness. |
4 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 12 | The Department of Corrections = It pretends to teach con reform. |
4 | nedesto | 12 | Death Valley National Park = Path to a very alkaline land. |
6 | George Sicherman | 10 | Microsoft Internet Explorer = Most error-prone; life extinct. |
7 | Josiah Winslow | 8 | The Sony Playstation Four = Fun toy to astonish player. |
8 | Adie Pena | 7 | Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries = Expect apt returns from the oil oozing out in a region! |
8 | Tyler Severance | 7 | Speed Stick deodorant = Aid scent, stop odd reek. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | The Dominican Republic = Herbicide uncompliant. |
11 | Rick Rothstein | 5 | The Islamist movement = I've met Moslems in that. |
12 | Tony Crafter | 4 | African violet ‡ Inactive flora! |
12 | Rosie Perera | 4 | Consumer Financial Protection Bureau = Curb speculation on fortune in America. |
14 | Mark Huffman | 3 | Secretary of Defense = Yes, enforce draftees. |
14 | View | 3 | The Harvard University = Naive truth is - very hard! |
16 | Richard Grantham | 2 | The Courier-Mail (News Limited) = Media write their lie-columns. |
16 | Ellie Dent | 2 | The Amur (Siberian) Tiger = Imagine this rare brute! |
18 | Andrew Brehaut | 0 | Guernsey: The Channel Islands = The Census: "...and nearly English." |
Total points: | 180 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.600) |
1 | nedesto | 37 | The Signs of the Ecliptic: 1. Aries 2. Taurus... = 1. Ram 2. Steer 3. Pair 4. Carcinogenic 5... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 35 | THE SEVEN QUALITIES OF A PERFECT MAN 1. Cheerf... = THE SEVEN QUALITIES OF THAT PERFECT WOMAN 1.... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | A local US network read these 4 fake pilot name... = Later, the anchorman listed 4 fellows on staff... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 11 | A man brings a dog into a crowded nightclub. Th... ~ big dog comes in unannounced, dragging him ou... |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | Purchasing Independence Day fireworks at Wal-mart = It's awkward: Free USA grimly dependent on China crap! |
6 | Jason Lofts | 9 | Police: After having sex with same horse again,... = Hipposexaholic guy's last viewed in flagrante ... |
7 | Adie Pena | 8 | SOME ACTORS WHO HAVE PLAYED SUPERMAN 1. Henry C... = 1. Caped "Steel" pro now 2. High bravery in "I"... |
8 | Josiah Winslow | 5 | The Prince George Alexander Louis Mountbatten-Windsor = An excellent, good European newborn I trust is made right. |
8 | Mark Huffman | 5 | 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves Did gyre an... = Though odd, I giggle every time I read this si... |
10 | David Bourke | 3 | The Rolling Stones headlining at the Glastonbur... = Older at last (seventy-ish!), but all in fine ... |
11 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 2 | Prince George Alexander Louis Mountbatten-Windsor = Next but two in regal line, so I reproduce name so grand |
11 | Rosie Perera | 2 | If you can't think of anything nice to say, don... = Notion: Ditch any iffy, tough, nasty talking t... |
13 | View | 1 | Boston Marathon bombing suspect on the cover of... = Tsarnaev photo chosen in oblong front becomes ... |
14 | Tyler Severance | 0 | General, entertainment, topical, medium, people... ~ in a nutshell, hence nil log; ten anagram plac... |
14 | Julian Lofts | 0 | Woman dies while riding giant roller coaster at... = "Fun" ride catastrophe kills woman and angers a... |
Total points: | 144 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.600) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 21 | Am a lone maid on Orient Express. Red-eyed, Can't sleep. Cheer me up, detective? Lusty Lucy PS: I'm naked. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 19 | ... |
3 | Adie Pena | 18 | ... |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 15 | ... |
5 | nedesto | 10 | You've exceeded the time limit on Drunk Capers: Sinners Act Completely Nude! Please remedy ASAP. |
5 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 10 | Acted on clue and hid it expertly up my panties. Need a peek? Seduce me, lover! Miss Lemon, Secretary |
7 | David Bourke | 8 | My Polly died. Deceased. Time is entirely up, maker met. An ex-parrot. No pulse...she can't even succeed! |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Deep, plucky little man may solve Murder on the Orient Express yet accused I name in deed escape. |
9 | Julian Lofts | 5 | Detective, my sexy nipples can aid your rock hard penis. Do let us meet near Le Petel. Seduce me, man! |
10 | Ellie Dent | 4 | Meet me and stay. Your presence can help me Sleep, solve riddle and cut Time. I Expect a Redskin You. |
11 | Josiah Winslow | 3 | I've aimed to extract spy clues I needed. Send me my escape plan, unseen, or they'd capture or kill me. |
11 | View | 3 | Murder on the Orient Express! Panic. My tally - police needs a key-suspect. Dead male - mute evidence. |
11 | Mark Huffman | 3 | (Encrypted) Men! Lads! See, in every supreme detail, these plump, demure exotic Tokyo ladies can-can! |
14 | Jason Lofts | 1 | (Decrypted) Lo! Seven nerds needed sexual intimacy, my luck! Hurt! Enema time! Please, Poirot, escape! |
Total points: | 126 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.667) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 26 | For decades, two heroic statues, one male and o... = A Scots Guardsman attired in full dress unifo... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 24 | The ... ~ bill your curry dinner to your current bank ... |
3 | Jason Lofts | 20 | Memorable female singers and recording artists ... = 1. Swindler Ike hit her 2. Fallen, fatal dru... |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 16 | The Top Ten Comedy Films According To IMDb.com:... = 1. Chaplin tends to blind girl 2. Him too, d... |
5 | Adie Pena | 10 | A young couple, just married, were in their ho... = A good bedroom showdown began. The target? He... |
6 | Dean Mayer | 8 | Top ten male gay icons: 1. Elton John 2. Fred... = 1. Joy on piano 2. AIDS did him 3. Giggly b... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 8 | World's most disgusting and germy foods. Even r... = 1. Putrid uriniferous (ammonia) shark in sand... |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | Supplements in wolves' diet: Marmots Hares ... = Massive conquests: Swimming mallards White... |
Total points: | 115 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | Sonnet XCVI by William Shakespeare |
2 | Jason Lofts | 23 | Stufen by Hermann Hesse |
3 | Adie Pena | 17 | Langston Hughes' poem KIDS WHO DIE is anagrammed into Tara Skurtu's ANYONE'S SON and an original poem, A WAR OF WORDS, w... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 13 | Two Gorilla Jokes |
5 | Tony Crafter | 12 | THE MAN IN THE RED DRAGON SOCKS By Yours Truly |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves... |
6 | Ellie Dent | 5 | The Super Salesman |
Total points: | 114 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.350) |
1 | Adie Pena | 22 | The hairless beaver = She reveals her bait. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 19 | Robin Van Persie = Penis over brain. |
3 | Josiah Winslow | 11 | Soixante-neuf position = A six on top of nine...use it! |
4 | nedesto | 10 | The art of cunnilingus = Foul urinating stench! |
5 | Julian Lofts | 9 | The art of cunnilingus = A cunt felt nourishing. |
5 | Dean Mayer | 9 | Soixante-neuf position = Six upon nine (I feast, too) |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | The adult movie actress ~ should seem attractive. |
7 | Tyler Severance | 7 | One's birthday suit = i.e. any rod, tits, bush. |
9 | Rick Rothstein | 6 | The well-lubricated vagina = Ill-bred gal: "I have a wet cunt!" |
10 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 3 | Farting "La Marseillaise" = Air filler times anal gas. |
11 | View | 2 | Copulations freak = A real option's fuck. |
Total points: | 105 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.611) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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