| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Rosie Perera | 24 | The probiotic supplement ~ helps butt emit nicer poop. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 22 | Classified "Secret" = Access is filtered. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 22 | The recreational 'date-rape' sedative drug Rohypnol = Helped a predatory rat to seduce another naive girl. |
4 | Ed Pegg Jr | 21 | Stained glass contains ~ stoic angels and saints. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | "Brevity is the soul of wit" = I wish verbosity left out! |
6 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 13 | Reason to live = A love in store. |
7 | Rick Rothstein | 12 | "It's nice that our God is real!"... ~ that's a religious doctrine. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 12 | Frosty street = Test for tyres? |
7 | nedesto | 12 | The weak light of a crescent moon illuminated snow = Child entices a flake to melt on his own warm tongue! |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | I twitch ~ with tic. |
11 | Ivan Andonov | 11 | Hopeless romantic = Coins her last poem. |
12 | Tyler Severance | 10 | Chains around car's tires = It's road-crash insurance. |
12 | Meyran Kraus | 10 | The rational skeptic = He's a total nitpicker! |
14 | Mark Huffman | 4 | Zero Fahrenheit = Frozen. Hi, heater! |
15 | Adie Pena | 3 | A dork ‡ Rad; OK. |
16 | View | 1 | Conscious smut behind ~ the subconscious mind. |
Total points: | 209 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.457) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 37 | A Christmas Carol by Charles Dickens = Characters are sickly child, man, boss. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | Decoration of the walls in the Sistine Chapel = Hail it as one of the nicest places in the world! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 21 | Sandro Botticelli's The Adoration Of The Magi = A trio hotfoot it to a blessed child in a manger. |
4 | nedesto | 19 | I'm dreaming of a white Christmas = A soft rain shimmered with magic. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 15 | Stephen Colbert, I Am America (And So Can You!) = About a main chap on Comedy Central series. |
6 | Adie Pena | 13 | "The Twelve Days of Christmas," a holiday song = Ah, they may watch doves, rings, lots of ladies... |
7 | View | 12 | ''What Difference Does It Make?' ~ If, de facto, we're the same kind. |
8 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 11 | Dr. Seuss' How the Grinch Stole Christmas = Mirthless codger can't hush Who sisters! |
9 | Larry Brash | 9 | Seamus Peter O'Toole = Repose... Salute me, too. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 9 | The Nativity with Saints Francis and Lawrence = It is an infant Christ they view... and clean straw! |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | The Sum Of All Fears = USA's fate from hell. |
11 | Julian Lofts | 7 | The Secret Life of Walter Mitty = Stiller - effete twit or ace (myth). |
13 | Rosie Perera | 6 | The service of lessons and carols = Fervent lads share concise solos. |
14 | Mark Huffman | 5 | Disney's movie "Frozen" is getting great reviews = Envisioning witty gem: zero degrees, five stars! |
15 | Ed Pegg Jr | 4 | Christopher Nolan films esoteric ~ techno-thriller for space mission. |
16 | Tyler Severance | 1 | Tom H' firm legs for purest role = Hello, I'm Forrest...Forrest Gump. |
Total points: | 207 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.457) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 40 | The passing of Nelson Mandela = As one man's long life path ends. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 36 | Top stories the day after Nelson Mandela's burial = "President Obama Selfie" and "The Lousy Translator". |
3 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 21 | Two Thousand and Fourteen = The future, and soon to dawn. |
4 | David Bourke | 16 | The month of December is here again = So henceforth, here *I* am...in mega debt! |
5 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Children's photos with Santa = Then this crowd sat on his lap. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | Is Roadkill Safer Than Chicken McNuggets? = Skid marks signal I get free lunch, no catch. |
7 | Julian Lofts | 9 | The world's first artificial heart implant a success = Will cardiac machine parts rust/fail? The stress of it! |
8 | Ed Pegg Jr | 7 | Time's Person of the Year picks ~ Pope Francis, yet strikes home. |
8 | nedesto | 7 | Shivering in a famous lowly manger near Bethlehem = The Holy Virgin herself; Emmanuel as a newborn; Magi. |
10 | Adie Pena | 6 | President Nelson Mandela = I'd lament lean person's end. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 6 | "Sleigh Bells Ring" = Glib singers. Hell! |
12 | Tyler Severance | 5 | Angel Michael appears to the Virgin Mary = "Preplace the Almighty Savior in a manger." |
12 | Scott Gardner | 5 | Bethlehem in classical Roman Judea = One birth came, a child all name Jesus. |
12 | Jason Lofts | 5 | NSA leaks: UK and US spying targets revealed = Vast sneaky stalking grasped EU, UN leaders... |
15 | Larry Brash | 4 | Ronnie Biggs dead ‡ Big grandiose end. |
15 | Dan Fortier | 4 | Many a Christmas down here in Southern California. = Mainly, more heroics: hot Santa Ana winds churn fire! |
15 | Mark Huffman | 4 | Man leaps to death while shopping with girlfriend = He's too drained after helping with mall's whipping. |
18 | Maurice Goddard | 3 | Nelson Mandela: the meaning of the Madiba magic = Amiable man's a legend in aching moment of death. |
19 | View | 1 | Syrian government accused of new poison gas attacks = Contempt of wrong event - cocky Assad uses sarin again. |
19 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | FDA warns of dangerous erections from ADHD drugs = Druggist saw fear and has ordered condoms for fun. |
Total points: | 203 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.588) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 41 | Mandela, the president of South Africa = "The land of our fathers is emancipated." |
2 | Rosie Perera | 25 | South African President Nelson Mandela = Nation felt sad, mourns in chapel, era ends. |
3 | Scott Gardner | 24 | The Princess Leia = I help resistance. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 21 | The First Lady, Michelle LaVaughn Robinson Obama = Not calm at her amoral Danish-Selfie-loving hubby! |
5 | Tony Crafter | 20 | Georges Albert Edouard Brutus Gilles de la Tourette = Regular deletable-dialogue outbursts so regretted? |
5 | nedesto | 20 | The South African president Mandela = That man - a friend - should rest in peace. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 14 | Samantha Gwendoline Cameron = Woman in charge leads Eton man. |
8 | David Bourke | 13 | Nigella Lucy Lawson = Illegal "snow" lunacy. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | President Nelson Mandela = Repents in end, as all men do. |
10 | Mark Huffman | 5 | American actor Paul Walker = A car, pole wreck in L.A. trauma. |
11 | Ed Pegg Jr | 4 | Shia Labouef = Hail of abuse. |
12 | View | 2 | Nelson Rolihlahla Mandela = He, an ill man, led SA. All honor! |
Total points: | 201 | from 34 votes (DFE factor: 0.353) |
1 | Adie Pena | 40 | TIME Magazine's Person of the Year ~ emphasizes anyone of great merit. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | The prehistoric Stonehenge, UK = Huge rocks sit there in the open. |
3 | Ed Pegg Jr | 22 | US Whistleblower Act = Rebels without claws. |
4 | Scott Gardner | 21 | "Top Secret" classification = Action protects CIA's files. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 21 | Leonardo da Vinci Airport, Rome = Depart or arrive in cool domain! |
6 | Larry Brash | 18 | Gynaecomastia: men's enlarged breasts = In many cases, lads agree to get men-bras. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 17 | Amazon Prime Air delivery drones ~ drop oversize mail in yard near me. |
8 | nedesto | 16 | C. Darwin's evolutionary theory of Natural Selection = New conditions or threat usually force a line to vary. |
9 | Ivan Andonov | 5 | Union Carbide Corporation = Bout or cancer in poor India. |
9 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 5 | The Victoria and Albert Museum = I archive unused tombal matter. |
11 | View | 4 | United States Air Force = Fit, discreet aeronauts. |
Total points: | 196 | from 33 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 50 | Seven virtues: 1. Chastity 2. Temperance 3. ... = 1. Virginity 2. Halt the undesired 3. Hum... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 28 | WIFE: "Problems with the Toyota, Ned: there's water in the carburetor." MAN: "Water in the carburetor? Ok, that's ridi... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 25 | Found in "Top Five" lists of Christmas movies: ... = 1. Ralphie aims to shoot 2. Lampoon's old Che... |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | The Top Five AFI Movies of All Time 1. Citizen... = 1. Fanatic publisher 2. Aging don 3. A litt... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 11 | New Year's Wish, at this time, from your pets: ... = Kitty cats-eyes, looking ahead Can now warmly... |
6 | Adie Pena | 10 | Forbes Magazine's Top Three Best Christmas Movi... = 3. I'm afraid Tim emphasises the terror. 2. G... |
7 | Julian Lofts | 9 | Racing ace Schumacher 'fighting for life' after... = In effect, acceleration skiing harmed his cereb... |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | American Standard Code for Information Interchange. = A defining character set from a darned moronic nation! |
9 | View | 7 | Snow Falls In Cairo For The First Time In More ... = Wherein unfamiliar cold from air and shiny fro... |
10 | nedesto | 6 | For this year's Christmas season, I got all my ... = Decidedly, the last thing that ladies are wish... |
10 | David Bourke | 6 | The late South African president, Nelson Rolihl... = All in all, a particular sore loss...the main ... |
12 | Jason Lofts | 4 | "But the dreamers of the day are dangerous men,... = By T.E. Lawrence. His remit: fought the Turks... |
13 | Maurice Goddard | 2 | Scientists record new coldest temperature on Ear... = Can men pee there? An acute test's catastrophic... |
14 | Mark Huffman | 1 | A+E's "Duck Commander" Phil Robertson has opini... = "Open-door anus" rant, "homophobic" criticism ... |
15 | Tyler Severance | 0 | See the stars or the Milky Way or even Mars and... = Earth enters under a relative night sky, moves... |
Total points: | 185 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.484) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 30 | Lunar triumph is just a movie, a sham of global scale! I saw the strings!!! |
2 | Rosie Perera | 21 | Ah, just as I claim: U.S. government has Roswell UFO parts." (Abigail Smith) |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 18 | His sarcasm's proving justifiable alarm, when USA's all out to get him! |
4 | Larry Brash | 15 | Sugar, I'm just over sampling all sham theories with no factual basis. |
5 | Adie Pena | 13 | Per some films, I'll bet Santa Claus was just a thorough sham!" (Virginia). |
6 | Andrew Brehault | 12 | Spiritual Jewish mass still frame Germans about having holocaust. |
7 | Mike Mesterton-Gibbons | 11 | ""What Roman thugs shall nail me up live to a big cross, if I'm a star?" (Jesus). |
8 | nedesto | 9 | Miss Universe is just a new machismo plot to laugh at half-Arab girls. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Insightful! Alas, more just trust Ms. Palin: "Obamacare is evil hogwash!" |
10 | David Bourke | 7 | Ruling imperial fascism! Obama shall not have his wars just to get us! |
11 | View | 6 | Jesus - Big Love; Santa is in a Christmas plot; Amour - Warmth; Laughs - LIFE! |
12 | Tony Crafter | 5 | August aim of SAS was harming the volatile Princess? Major bullshit! |
13 | Ellie Dent | 4 | Princess, a mum, lost life: was it manslaughter, though, via SAS job? Liar! |
14 | Tyler Severance | 3 | G.W. Bush's terrorism justification has small main goal set - UPHEAVAL! |
14 | Mark Huffman | 3 | "... |
Total points: | 166 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.536) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 25 | DOGS' LETTERS TO GOD Dear God, How come peop... = Dear God, If we dogs come back as humans, is... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | ... = ... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 22 | A couple went on a weekend Christmas shopping ex... = In a hushed voice he answered, "Honey, remembe... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 16 | The Classified Ads. (R. Jones) The following ... = WEDNESDAY: Notice: R. D. Jones has informed t... |
5 | nedesto | 15 | Christmas is a short race to see which quits fi... = Christmas is just like a day at the office; y... |
6 | Adie Pena | 12 | LET IT BE Side One 1. "The One After Nine-O-... = Side One 1. Freight-train ditty 2. That dru... |
7 | Jason Lofts | 7 | 'We stand here today as nothing more than a rep... = Nelson Mandela's epic Oslo message. ... |
7 | Paul Pan | 7 | Beloved movies from the 60s - in no particular ... = 60s decade rock I bloody love - Beatles: He... |
9 | Tyler Severance | 4 | Trade Skills and Hobby examples Auto repair mech... = Car care labor Kinds of good chess and horse p... |
9 | View | 4 | Dr. No From Russia with Love Goldfinger T... = Eye adventures of famous spy James Bond whole... |
Total points: | 136 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.417) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 42 | 'TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS By Clement Clarke Moore |
2 | Adie Pena | 33 | HIS DAY IS DONE A Tribute Poem For Nelson Mandela by Maya Angelou |
3 | Tony Crafter | 31 | Office Memo FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: December 1 RE: The Gala Christmas P... |
4 | Jason Lofts | 17 | To S.A. |
Total points: | 123 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.190) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 28 | The hooters of old Gran = Those drag on the floor! |
2 | nedesto | 19 | Coitus Interruptus method = Promise: Outside. Truth: Cunt. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 16 | A notorious dogging site = I go to astounding orgies. |
3 | Scott Gardner | 16 | E.L. James's novel Fifty Shades of Grey = Some fans she gets "jill off" every day! |
5 | Tony Crafter | 14 | Frederick Anderson Goodwin = Renowned for grandiose dick! |
6 | David Bourke | 12 | A Catholic priest with an erect penis = A teen in the choir practice was split. |
7 | View | 7 | The nude girls pictures = True girlish deep cunts. |
8 | Tyler Severance | 4 | Spreading xmas cheer ~ graces her in damp sex. |
8 | Adie Pena | 4 | A priest with a hard-on = Ah, what a torrid penis! |
Total points: | 120 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.409) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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