| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Ed Pegg Jr | 29 | Money is the root of all evil = Some love the irony of it all. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | High number at IQ test? = The man's quite bright! |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | Acute bronchitis ~ in thoracic tubes. |
4 | David Bourke | 17 | "Do a stock phrase about Italy, then!" = "A country that's shaped like a boot?" |
4 | Adie Pena | 17 | Fast food menus = Found some fats! |
6 | nedesto | 12 | Snow, frost, icicles and sleet = A list of winter's cold scenes. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 10 | Do what you love and the money will follow = You'll find wealth and lovely home, too. Wow! |
8 | Julian Lofts | 9 | Best hotels in the world = Tent is below threshold. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 9 | The postal service = I vet those parcels. |
10 | Jason Lofts | 8 | Wealthy Americans possess ~ yachts, lassies, means, power! |
10 | Andrew Brehaut | 8 | Start of a school year = Teary scholars afoot. |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Wet behind the ears = Here is that new deb. |
12 | Maurice Goddard | 6 | Putting one's nose to the grindstone ~ soon gets things done to pure intent! |
14 | Larry Brash | 4 | Scatologia = Got asocial. |
15 | Tyler Severance | 3 | Plate of chicken wings = I spent chewing a flock! |
15 | View | 3 | The realistic expectations = This act is total experience. |
17 | Mark Huffman | 1 | Giant old lizard = "Darn it, Godzilla!" |
17 | Tony Crafter | 1 | Honey replaces ~ phoney cereals. |
Total points: | 185 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.581) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 32 | Mick Jagger and the Rolling Stones = The aged men still sing rock jargon. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 29 | The Martin Scorsese film 'The Wolf of Wall Street' = It reflects some mean fellow's thirst for wealth. |
3 | Adie Pena | 21 | Oscar Awards Night = A grand actor's wish. |
4 | nedesto | 20 | Four Olympic Sports: 1. Hockey 2. Curling 3.... = 1. Frosty pucks 2. Chilled by rink 3. Compul... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 18 | Imagine there's no heaven = I name the naive song here. |
6 | Scott Gardner | 12 | Adoration of the Magi, by Veronese = A seated virgin, a mother of one boy. |
7 | Larry Brash | 10 | Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa = Voila! A sardonic donna smile. |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | The Life and Works of Peter Seeger = He'd agree to set new folks free. RIP. |
9 | David Bourke | 7 | The singer Alfred Giovanni Roncalli Boe = Roaring English tenor, fine ballad voice. |
10 | View | 6 | Miley Cyrus duets with Madonna = Two musicians hymned adultery. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | The Grammy Award winners = Many gems ran with reward. |
12 | Jason Lofts | 3 | Nadal beats Federer to advance to final in Australia = Rafael N rid a feared beast at tennis - vocal adulation. |
13 | Rosie Perera | 0 | "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction" = Active artist fancied contours, set factory on fire. |
Total points: | 171 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.448) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | Ariel Sharon is dead = Oh dear... sad in Israel. |
2 | View | 23 | Israeli settlements = Interest all Semites. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | David Bourke | 21 | An Italian nun gives birth in Rieti = It sure ain't in a virgin linen habit! |
3 | Rosie Perera | 21 | The start of a new year ~ was after yet another. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 16 | The Russian Winter Olympic Games = Hear Mr. Putin insist "Gays welcome!" |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | "Long-Term Economic Plan" = Not compelling, Cameron! |
7 | Julian Lofts | 12 | How Justin Bieber's bad day allegedly unfolded = DUI, felony, swore, nabbed, judge, bail, tell Dad, shy. |
8 | Maurice Goddard | 9 | Italy reform deal puts Berlusconi back centre stage = Let's be frank, egotistical creep's a crude barmy ol' nut! |
9 | Tony Crafter | 8 | Pres. Francois Hollande and the actress Julie Gayet = A seedy French alliance or just theatreland gossip? |
10 | Adie Pena | 7 | Midwest, Northeast = This snow mattered. |
10 | George Sicherman | 7 | Raw, bitter cold weather coming = I better wear warm clothing, Doc. |
10 | Tyler Severance | 7 | Palestine's dream for freedom = Israel dampened more efforts. |
13 | Ellie Dent | 6 | Syrian refugees = See using a ferry. |
13 | Larry Brash | 6 | Stanislas Wawrinka = Stars as a walk-in win. |
15 | Jason Lofts | 5 | Corinna Schumacher has ~ a hunch racer's in coma. Sh! |
16 | Andrew Brehaut | 4 | China's Li Na wins the Australian Women's Tennis Open = In a nutshell, Chinese-sent woman was an inspiration. |
17 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | Pope Francis leaves New Year's voice mail for the nuns = "See, all your pervasive machines screen a Pontiff now!" |
Total points: | 190 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.531) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | The notorious Lance Edward Armstrong = A man with a record no longer so trusted. |
2 | Adie Pena | 20 | 'The King of Rock and Roll' Elvis Aaron Presley = Old folk rarely can not ignore pelvis shaker! |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | American folk singer Pete Seeger = Let's seek reform, regaining peace! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 19 | Simone de Beauvoir = Verbose maiden? Oui! |
5 | Jason Lofts | 14 | Jeffrey Dahmer, the Milwaukee Cannibal = A few feed him. Yum! A "Hannibal Lecter" jerk? |
5 | nedesto | 14 | Leonardo DiCaprio as The Wolf of Wall Street = A role is replete with a lot of F-words and "cola". |
7 | View | 13 | The Chinese woman Li Na = A whole tennis-machine. |
8 | Scott Gardner | 11 | The artist Paolo Caliari (Veronese) = Oil painter? That's a career I so love! |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | Frau Dr Angela Dorothea Merkel = Oh, fear old German kraut leader. |
10 | Larry Brash | 6 | Jamal al-Jamal = Jam, jam... la la la! |
Total points: | 161 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.357) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 37 | The Dyson Airblade = i.e. able to dry hands. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 24 | Al-Qaeda recruits = Request a radical. |
3 | Jason Lofts | 22 | A Nespresso coffee machine = Ah, one compresses caffeine. |
4 | David Bourke | 19 | The President Assad regime, Syria = It seems deaths per day are rising. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Winter Olympics = Snowy clime trip. |
6 | Scott Gardner | 13 | The Corvette Stingray = Get in very hottest car. |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | The Sydney Opera House, Australia = You ponder: "Uh... are they sails at sea?" |
8 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Protection from Harassment Act = Aims of charter? Can stop torment. |
9 | View | 7 | Sochi = Sh, IOC! |
10 | Andrew Brehaut | 6 | Li Na rose up at an ~ Australian Open. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 5 | The Pistachio Health Institute = Oh, that epic nut: it is healthiest! |
12 | Adie Pena | 4 | The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences = Do hand Oscars to cinematic yet fun masterpiece! |
Total points: | 176 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 28 | The Best of 2013 1. Pope Francis 2. Nuclear d... = The Worst of 2013 1. Horrid fate of the Phili... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 26 | Top five inventions (after the wheel): 5. Opti... = 5. Set in telescope 4. It clinches technology... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 26 | The Top-selling Beatles Songs in the U.S and U.K... = 5. Key song that begun U.S Beatlemania 4. Sung... |
4 | Jason Lofts | 20 | Top 5 Smartest Persons of All Time 1. Albert E... = 1. Toiled as patents clerk too 2. Brainiest R... |
5 | Maurice Goddard | 15 | Serena Williams is not only formidable on the te... = Millions roll in! Winner's nubile if bouncy ti... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 11 | Tons of horse manure was dumped outside French ... = Merde! It was a triumphal stunt anti core foe ... |
7 | Adie Pena | 10 | TOP THREE NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS* 1. Spend Mor... = 1. "The busy person? So tired? Not me! I'm a f... |
7 | Tyler Severance | 10 | The ideas come The opportunities arise The pr... = The dreams are true The poise is appreciation... |
9 | David Bourke | 7 | The president of France, François Gerard... = Frog screeching off on a scooter ride...later,... |
10 | View | 2 | China's Mao Zedong, Germany's Adolf Hitler, ... = i.e. A damning history: Hazards? Jihad? Joke?... |
Total points: | 155 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.385) |
1 | Adie Pena | 33 | Creativity will bring me to any life, to anywhere I like, allowing me to be outrageous. |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 32 | ... |
3 | Rosie Perera | 16 | Well, a boat will take you over the ocean to a new intriguing life. Bye toil, grim misery! |
3 | Ellie Dent | 16 | "I gave album I wrote with Yoko a title: 'Imagine'. We urge liberty for ALL society." Lennon |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Marvin - gloomy intellect I obey rules I won't go away. I regret, i.e. when I talk about life. |
5 | David Bourke | 10 | Get into religion, take belief...you will magically arrive in where you most want to be! |
7 | Tony Crafter | 8 | Hey! A week in a Saturn motel will be cool! I'll write or, if not, give you a 'ring' maybe? (Get it?) |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 7 | "Eerily, one sore legacy we know I'm guilty of initiating will reveal that route: A-BomB." |
9 | View | 6 | Imagine it ... you can be King of the Universe, or Total-Wit-Male, Big Elite or lowly lawyer |
10 | Tyler Severance | 5 | Imagine formulaic Tolkien literature; Two lowly hobbits one ring gateway & evil eye. |
11 | Maurice Goddard | 4 | "Meet total calibre originality on four wheels, like my VW Beetle I go touring away in!" |
Total points: | 147 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.440) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | ... = Q: In which battle did Napoleon Bonaparte die... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 34 | To: Sutton Appeals Court Surrey 11/11/13 Si... = I am attaching herewith the whole exchange dd... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 22 | The Eleven TOP DOG and CAT CHARACTERISTICS. Do... = Cats need their own individual private box, or... |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 13 | This guy goes into his dentist's office because... = I didn't know that anything so fabulous exist... |
5 | Jason Lofts | 11 | Cringe-Worthy Product Names, Bad Taglines and S... = 1. Gasp, US car won’t go” on Spanish TV! 2. ... |
5 | Adie Pena | 11 | American Hustle, Captain Phillips, Dallas Buyer... = Well, the 'Best Picture' nominees for the Osc... |
7 | Tyler Severance | 9 | Lies to Truths History is a lie Religion is a... = Sex is our natural impulses Travel is a mani... |
Total points: | 137 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.292) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 39 | THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS |
2 | Tony Crafter | 30 | THE BOXER By Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel |
3 | Tony Crafter | 23 | Two Jokes |
3 | Adie Pena | 23 | JANUARY |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | The New Miracle Cat Diet |
Total points: | 127 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.227) |
1 | nedesto | 29 | The breast augmentation surgery = Tart: "My tits are sure gonna be huge!" |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | Yes, smaller two-inch pricks ~ won't really impress chicks! |
3 | Tyler Severance | 22 | Erection lasting longer than four hours = Hornier length argues for consultation. |
4 | View | 19 | She's nude perfection = He's found penis erect. |
5 | Adie Pena | 8 | Big breasted women = I'd meet grown babes. |
6 | Julian Lofts | 7 | Coprophagia = Poo pica - argh! |
7 | Tony Crafter | 5 | Maternity brassiere ~ is my breast retainer. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Hessian undergarments = Nun's red seat / minge-rash. |
Total points: | 122 | from 21 votes (DFE factor: 0.381) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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