| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Disqualified | 28 | An anagram stolen from a tweet by Anagramatron |
2 | Julian Lofts | 21 | The first step to world peace = "Stop!" I reflected, "Stop the war!" |
3 | Rosie Perera | 19 | The can of sardines = A dense fish carton. |
4 | Eric Harshbarger | 17 | The Theorem of Pythagoras = Oh, hey... greatest math proof? (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 14 | A sinister villain ~ sits in an evil lair. |
6 | Jason Lofts | 13 | Income taxes ~ excite moans. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 12 | The new movies = One views them. |
8 | Adie Pena | 11 | Extra large = A regal T. Rex. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | "Selfie" camera shot = Fast, close "Here I am!" |
10 | nedesto | 9 | An Olympian = Nominal pay. |
11 | Tony Crafter | 8 | Gee, he's such a neurotic = e.g; he's A touch insecure. |
12 | Maurice Goddard | 7 | Hymn noted deep belief that God *IS* ~ beyond time and the speed of light. |
12 | David Bourke | 7 | The dregs of the Earth = The Godfather's there! |
14 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Here's how to get a girlfriend = See goer and go flirt with her. |
14 | Larry Brash | 5 | Online gambling websites = Game... bet big... no win... illness. |
14 | Andrew Brehaut | 5 | Overnight sensation ~ or astonishing event? |
17 | Ed Pegg Jr | 4 | Interest group = Peers tutoring. |
17 | Magrano Magakean | 4 | Quod erat demonstrandum = Tandem quondam redortus. |
17 | Tyler Severance | 4 | I can feel it in my bones = My beneficial tension. |
20 | Scott Gardner | 2 | Ice skater = See a trick. |
21 | View | 1 | The professional dentist = Find teeth roots (less pain). |
22 | naturegirl | 0 | Lodestar = East Lord. |
Total points: | 206 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.629) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 41 | Happy Grumpy Sleepy Bashful Dopey Sneezy Doc = Playful Peppery Dozy Shy Dumb Achy nose See - 'GP' |
2 | Scott Gardner | 31 | The James Bond movie Goldfinger = I fight men, Oddjob, even Ms. Galore! |
3 | Rosie Perera | 29 | Oscar party = Actors pray. |
4 | nedesto | 21 | The Winter Olympic Games at Sochi, Russia = Harsh climate suiting awesome icy sport. |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | Alfonso Cuaron's feature film 'Gravity' = Terrors of floating 'safely' in a vacuum. |
6 | Adie Pena | 16 | "Fifty Years of the Beatles" = A hefty offer says: "Let It Be." |
7 | Dan Fortier | 13 | Philip Seymour Hoffman is dead = Sad life: I had my pumps of heroin. |
8 | Eric Harshbarger | 8 | The Winter Olympics in Sochi = Sports in which I only met ice. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | The Disney Movie "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs" = Wee misfits hid endowed servant? Heavens, why not! |
9 | View | 7 | Dutch Johannes Vermeer's "Girl with a Pearl Earring" = Painter drew juvenile gal. He airs her strong charm. |
11 | Ellie Dent | 6 | Irises, Saint-Remy: Vincent Van Gogh's painting. = Eyeing a stem in Spring: it's thriving on canvas. |
12 | David Bourke | 5 | Trumpeter Miles Dewey Davis = Supreme reviews, admittedly! |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Philomena = I am no help. |
14 | Ed Pegg Jr | 2 | I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream = A dour time to humans vs. machine. |
Total points: | 208 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 45 | The Winter Games in Sochi = There is magic in the snow! |
2 | Ellie Dent | 19 | Weather's promising ~ a Springtime shower. |
3 | Julian Lofts | 18 | Philip Seymour Hoffman dead = Unhappy mood framed his life. |
4 | Scott Gardner | 17 | Olympic skater = Simply a rocket! |
4 | George Sicherman | 17 | I crave a lady, and sent ~ a Valentine's Day card. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | Saint Valentine's Day = Invent a sad, nasty lie. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Helen Mirren DBE is now sixty-eight years old = Senior men delight in her real |
7 | Adie Pena | 11 | Valentine's Day celebration = A dinner event; a society ball. |
9 | David Bourke | 8 | Simon's son Eric Cowell = New clone crisis looms! |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | March comes in like a lion, and goes out like a lamb = All the ominous Klondike air becomes calm again. |
10 | Ed Pegg Jr | 7 | Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences = Cinema funded Oscars; nice time to pay actors. |
12 | Andrew Brehaut | 6 | Australia's Operation Sovereign Borders = "No Asian arrivals!" bourgeois set reported. |
13 | View | 5 | Valentine's Day, Two Thousand and Fourteen = Wounded? True and honest love ain't fantasy! |
13 | Rosie Perera | 5 | Edward Snowden is nominated for Nobel Peace Prize = Peer spread word on NSA file cabinet; now demonized. |
15 | Larry Brash | 4 | President Viktor Yanukovich = Dope shrunk at victory in Kiev. |
15 | Eric Harshbarger | 4 | Fourteenth of February = Your heart bereft of fun? |
17 | Maurice Goddard | 3 | Virgin Mary Statue 'Weeps Oil' In Israel = Real emotive spiritual sign! Any wiser? |
17 | nedesto | 3 | February in Two Thousand Fourteen = Snow foray buried the unfortunate. |
19 | Mark Huffman | 1 | "Reporting from the Sochi Olympics" = Forgo "chic" - prompt misery in hotels! |
Total points: | 204 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.543) |
1 | nedesto | 38 | 1. Adam and Eve 2. Lucifer 3. Noah 4. Moses ... = 1. Shamed us 2. Foul? Me?? 3. Big ark! 4. C... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | Paul Simon and Art Garfunkel = Pair sang ultramundane folk. |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | The late child actress Shirley Temple = I recall the acts, her style, the dimples! |
4 | Tony Crafter | 19 | The sisters Elisabetta and Francesca Grillo = Character assassins left Nigella to be tried. |
5 | Julian Lofts | 17 | Kanye West and Kim Kardashian = We're it - kinda skanky and a sham. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 17 | Dame Helen Lydia Mirren = I'm really in demand here! |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | David Seymour ~ drives you mad! |
8 | Mark Huffman | 13 | Snowboarding legend Shaun White = Sweating, he whines, "Bad run! No gold!" |
9 | Ivan Andonov | 12 | American actor Peter Dinklage = Rare midget can pick a neat role. |
10 | Larry Brash | 7 | Miranda Barbour = Rumor: "A bad brain". |
11 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Alanis Nadine Morissette = A sad siren. I mean to listen. |
11 | David Bourke | 6 | Fernando Duarte = A darned fortune! |
13 | Adie Pena | 5 | The playwright Sartre ~ was partly right there. |
14 | View | 4 | Actor Philip Seymour Hoffman = Oh, my, each film - our top!. RIP (fans). |
Total points: | 206 | from 35 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 30 | The fast-food restaurant chain McDonald's = Adults faced months of constant diarrhea. |
2 | Jason Lofts | 20 | Microsoft Internet Explorer = Moron's free explicit torrent. |
3 | Adie Pena | 18 | Listerine Antiseptic Mouthwash = I must rinse with that special one. |
4 | nedesto | 17 | The McDonalds chain of fast food restaurants = I can't stomach sound of horde's fat-laden farts! |
4 | Scott Gardner | 17 | Stanford School of Medicine = Has old men in doctor offices. |
6 | Larry Brash | 13 | Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder = The creativity scenario? I find it pretty odd. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 11 | Sochi Winter Games, Twenty-Fourteen = Get news of City where tournament is. |
8 | Rosie Perera | 10 | The Scottish Independence Referendum Bill = Let's secede from the unneeded Brit linchpin. |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | The Klondike Ice Cream Bar = And each mere lick broke it! |
8 | Ed Pegg Jr | 10 | American Institute of Bisexuality = Caution: extreme unsatisfiability. |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | London Gatwick = Won't do. Lacking. |
12 | Tony Crafter | 7 | The Republic Of Kazakhstan = That sizeable chunk of park! |
13 | Andrew Brehaut | 6 | Manus Island Detention Centre = Sad result: detain innocent men. |
14 | Tyler Severance | 5 | The Florida everglades national preserve = Haven for alligators/reptiles, never a deed. |
Total points: | 182 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.452) |
1 | Adie Pena | 27 | The Three Worst Actors in Hollywood History 1.... = 1. They currently call him 'Neo.' 2. Hey, lad... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | If you spell 'cabbage' in reverse, it'll sound ... = Gullibility: A person's tendency to be easily ... |
3 | Magrano Magakean | 19 | ... = ... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 19 | Main Reasons For Being Late For Work 5. You do... = 5. Full-on flu. No one cares 4. Key lost by w... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 18 | Julius Caesar walks into a classy bar. 'I feel ... = Caesar says: 'Listen barman, let me, as a ru... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 16 | The most incredible statistic about Cristiano R... = Football star records a score in each minute. ... |
7 | Julian Lofts | 12 | Ménage à trois: 1. Amanda Knox 2. ... = A triangle: 1. No remorse, had affairs - catch ... |
8 | Jason Lofts | 10 | The Perugia Trio - a real nasty crime of passio... = An Italian opera 1. Fate: murdered - throat c... |
9 | nedesto | 9 | The top valued brands: 1. Microsoft 2. Apple ... = 1. Bill's road 2. Steve's path 3. Computer c... |
9 | Maurice Goddard | 9 | Various ominous names of Hell's Master are: 1:... = Seven detested faces reek of boastful demon vi... |
11 | David Bourke | 8 | The fast-food restaurant chain, the McDonald's ... = To include here: A fat stomach, horrid farts, ... |
12 | Ed Pegg Jr | 7 | "He never got the needle out of his arm. They d... = Frontline TV series hit home tonight through t... |
13 | View | 6 | 1. Michael Cera 2. Danny Trejo 3. Michelle Ro... = 1. Geek 2. Tough-guy 3. Officer/jailer 4. R... |
14 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | The Days of the Week: Sunday Monday Tuesday... = Rest day First weekday Hasten day Must rush... |
15 | Tyler Severance | 3 | would you rather be a zombie vampire werewol... = a devil vice zuul fly worm shark ares b... |
Total points: | 190 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.469) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | ... |
2 | Magrano Magakean | 17 | Should fickle love's deficit savagely wound us, what can relieve the onerous aches of a broken heart? |
3 | Larry Brash | 14 | Oh, a shock how lucky the two different genders are able to have survived a life as one social nucleus. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 14 | ... |
3 | Josiah Winslow | 14 | Love is a deceitful, obscure, hostile, woeful, heavy, unseen, fear-evoking hassle, and hard work to catch. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 13 | ... |
7 | Julian Lofts | 11 | Haiku Overview of Twelfth century lovers See Heloise and theologian Abelard accused. Shock! Snafu |
8 | Rosie Perera | 10 | I have such seedy lovers who hang around in the attic, create foul noises, scare beloved wakeful folk. |
8 | Jason Lofts | 10 | So, whatever filial echoes Burns' "Auld Lang Syne" evoked, I have a Scotch 'n' Coke for the adulterous wife. |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 8 | You chase shadows due to the fact love divine be rare as rocking horse shit! Fuck fun, leave well alone! |
11 | Ellie Dent | 7 | I think elusive ghouls evoke a fable: shadowy witchcraft. Our real love, once found, teases and cheers. |
11 | Adie Pena | 7 | Ah, success for a luckless beau who at fifteen would clearly give his heart to hook Andrée de Vivonne! |
13 | nedesto | 6 | But how is a wife like an oyster? She's real cultivated and she'll even reek of such a vague odor of conch. |
14 | View | 5 | THE LOVE! The Chase! The Wish! A graceful, careful or evil, fatuous idea? Kindness? Care? LOVE - nobody knows!!! |
15 | Maurice Goddard | 4 | "A cause and idea to seek Love's face you cherish in the full orchestral works of Ludwig van Beethoven!" |
16 | Mark Huffman | 2 | Also these: Dracula (it can suck so hard), or ghoul (if wife, even a very hot, svelte one, is foul, bad wench). Eek! |
16 | David Bourke | 2 | 'Though a dose of 'flu is like curvaceous Kate Winslet's shorn beaver...each and every fellow had it once! |
16 | Tyler Severance | 2 | Value love OK Gracefulness on a Hitched view. Unfaithful Obsession. Schoolteacher DD, aye a Twerker. |
Total points: | 166 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.643) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 27 | I have a little test for you! It requires speed,... = If you liked that, here's another really nic... |
2 | nedesto | 20 | A young attorney was on his way to court to beg... = One morning in court, one attorney looked at ... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 19 | Two Irishmen, Mick and Clearie, are standing at... = Shortly after a British Airways flight had re... |
4 | Ellie Dent | 16 | The Stupidest Man On Earth One winter's day, ... = A helicopter then came hovering by to offer ... |
5 | Jason Lofts | 13 | Five Spiciest Dishes on Earth 5 Neua Pad Prik ... = 5 Has chilis, paprika – heaps! 4 Incendiary ... |
6 | Adie Pena | 11 | THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON by Pink Floyd 1. "S... = 1. Sound effects 2. They think "Be Green" ... |
6 | Maurice Goddard | 11 | The Eleven Most Attractive Things Men Do Withou... = Heed Eleven Cheesy Unpleasant 1. Brag about... |
8 | David Bourke | 10 | "Oh shit, oh shit! Whatever why I’m so so missin... = "Oh, I need Cherie! What a goddess! Oh, it's ... |
9 | Tyler Severance | 7 | 8 reasons why men's lives are easier 1. Their ... = 8 reasons why women's lives are easier 1. Be... |
10 | Julian Lofts | 6 | "In spite of his life seeming superficially gre... = Philip Seymour Hoffman was one of the finest ... |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 1 | An Act to make provision for the disclosure of ... = To paraphrase title for that document, it con... |
12 | Magrano Magakean | 0 | Yeah, it's true that Jack is back. ... = (Spoiler, okay?) - See, I think Jack himself ... |
Total points: | 141 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 40 | As a Valentine tribute, Robert Frost's poem 'To Earthword' is anagrammed into 2 poems (from a male and female perspecti... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 25 | Two Jokes |
3 | Tony Crafter | 22 | MY FUNNY VALENTINE By Frank Sinatra |
4 | Rosie Perera | 13 | Poem by Robert Frost |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Lennon's song 'Rain' Performed by the Beatles |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | "Tomorrow is Saint Valentine’s day... |
7 | Adie Pena | 8 | TO A SWEETHEART by Alexander Graham Bell |
7 | Magrano Magakean | 8 | Charles Dickens' classic "A Christmas Carol" |
Total points: | 135 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.348) |
1 | Christopher Sturdy | 38 | I am instantly orgasmic = Man against my clitoris. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 30 | Saw the sodomy in the state prison cell... = So that's why it's termed PENAL-COLONies! |
3 | nedesto | 25 | The diseased vagina = I have end-stage AIDS. |
4 | Adie Pena | 23 | Cupid, the Roman god of desire = Do get me if I produce hard-ons! |
5 | Jason Lofts | 15 | Lars von Trier's Director's Cut of 'Nymphomaniac Part 1' = Penis roots 1 horny MILF's cunt. Art? Overdramatic crap! |
6 | Julian Lofts | 10 | Kimberly Noel Kardashian = Kinky arse - behold anal rim. |
Total points: | 141 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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