| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | Armed bully = Really dumb. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 21 | Airline disasters = In aerial distress. |
3 | nedesto | 20 | Those who deny climate change = How they had to mangle science! |
4 | Ed Pegg Jr | 17 | Best place for "thank you" = Pat yourself on the back. |
5 | Rosie Perera | 14 | Murderous intent = Demon nurtures it. |
6 | Adie Pena | 13 | The conspiracy theorist = I chart phony stories, etc. |
7 | Tyler Severance | 12 | Undergo a stop-and-frisk = Go spread for unkind TSA. |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | Undergo a strip search = Reach and got surprise. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 10 | What exactly is in McDonald's french fries? = Chefs claim: "We drench toxins in lardy fats!" |
9 | View | 10 | Fine bet = Benefit. |
11 | Andrew Brehaut | 9 | Media advisor = "Video is drama." |
11 | David Bourke | 9 | Mis-sold payment protection insurance = Certainly merits pounds compensation. |
13 | Jason Lofts | 8 | Death Row houses prisoners awaiting execution = Ensures are wiped out with noose/chair/gas/toxin. |
14 | Larry Brash | 4 | Cascading style sheets = Designates classy tech. |
15 | Adrian Hickford | 3 | Anti-smokers ‡ Men so at risk. |
16 | Tony Crafter | 2 | Standing in your shadow = And diagnosis? Unworthy. |
16 | Scott Gardner | 2 | Bathroom tissue = I rub smooth seat. |
Total points: | 188 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.531) |
1 | Adie Pena | 29 | 'Always Look On the Bright Side of Life' = For we like a song by that foolish Idle! |
2 | Rosie Perera | 23 | The World Cup Final: Argentina vs. Germany = Many find pleasure watching on larger TV. |
3 | nedesto | 20 | And Moses went up the sacred mountain to meet the Lord = Path used to reach one renowned Old Testament summit. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | The Argentinian football team = A German lot beat it on the Final. |
5 | Tyler Severance | 16 | Shields up = Ships duel. |
6 | View | 15 | 'Dawn of the Planet of the Apes' = Fans want the death of people. |
7 | Jason Lofts | 11 | Argentina's captain Lionel Messi = A lone magician's talent inspires. |
8 | David Bourke | 10 | The pianist Liberace = He's a pitiable cretin. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Follow the Yellow Brick Road in the Land of Oz = Child went to look for a noble wizard. Folly, eh? |
10 | Ellie Dent | 8 | 'Sunflower' series by Vincent Van Gogh = I favor bright sunny scene... even glows! |
11 | Ed Pegg Jr | 6 | Word Crimes ~ is M-W record. |
11 | Scott Gardner | 6 | Bedrich Smetana, The Moldau = A boldhearted music anthem. |
11 | Tony Crafter | 6 | 'Market Scene', the famous painting by Laurence S. Lowry = Mutely enacts Manchester folk buying open-air wares. |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | The Monty Python Live (Mostly): One Down, Five To Go = Potty men show devotion to novelty, flying home. |
15 | Andrew Brehaut | 2 | Cardigans ~ and cigars. |
Total points: | 187 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.469) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 33 | The unrest in Gaza = Then gaze at ruins. |
2 | Rosie Perera | 30 | The Israel-Gaza conflict = Crazies fight all at once. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | David Bourke | 22 | The ongoing Israeli-Palestinian conflict = Rising toll, politicians on the fence again. |
4 | Adie Pena | 21 | Germany dominates Brazil = Amazing 'names' do terribly. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 21 | The Malaysia Airlines jet downed in eastern Ukraine = Many die in the area; a lot were kids, I learn. Just insane. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 17 | Germany teaches Brazil a lesson of a lifetime = Team reaches final in a blaze of glory, it seems! |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | Hamas ire truly ~ may hurt Israel. |
7 | View | 9 | Smelling farts is good for your health = Slightly inhale odor of guts (from arse). |
9 | nedesto | 8 | Recent Malaysian flight disaster = Sent fatal missile carrying death. |
10 | Julian Lofts | 6 | Flight MH seventeen from Antwerp was doomed = Few defend the most evil phantom warmongers. |
11 | Tyler Severance | 4 | The news about the Malaysian airline disasters = Israel and Hamas in its whole entirety abates us. |
11 | Ivan Andonov | 4 | Estadio Mineirao, Belo Horizonte, Minas Gerais = I see a German in here, too, so it is Brazilian doom. |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 3 | "Barack Hussein Obama is the worst President" = Power to habits and mistakes in Bush's career. |
Total points: | 187 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.406) |
1 | nedesto | 29 | Priam's son Hector = Heroic sportsman! |
2 | Tony Crafter | 25 | William Shakespeare's wife Anne Hathaway = Aha, I knew it! She was a female shrew in a play! |
3 | Jason Lofts | 24 | Argentina's star Lionel Messi = Man's real interest is in goals. |
4 | Adie Pena | 19 | The Austrian composer Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart = Great music, a loud organ from the past, amazes now. |
5 | Scott Gardner | 17 | The English poet William Shakespeare = He writes Hamlet. He's, like, so appealing! |
5 | Rosie Perera | 17 | Maria Putin = I am a turnip. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | Rumeysa Gelgi = I sure am leggy. |
7 | View | 12 | Benaglio = Be in goal. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 8 | William Shakespeare, the Bard = His drama, Lear, is bleak... he wept. |
9 | Julian Lofts | 8 | Mrs Eileen Ford = Models' refiner. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont = End insane errors - vote for best man! |
12 | Meyran Kraus | 5 | The action star Chris Hemsworth = He's cast in Thor (with chest armor). |
13 | David Bourke | 4 | The mayor of New Orleans, Clarence Ray Nagin = Oh, we're angry! Ten years in a cell for a conman! |
13 | Tyler Severance | 4 | Andrew Tahmooressi = Homeward assertion. |
Total points: | 191 | from 32 votes (DFE factor: 0.438) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | Non-filter Camel cigarettes = I'll get cancer faster into me! |
2 | Jason Lofts | 18 | Hamas (the Palestinian terrorist organisation) ~ is a threat - it's prone to harming Israel as nation. |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Generalised Anxiety Disorder = Edgy inside, so retire and relax! |
3 | David Bourke | 17 | The International Association for the Study of Pain = If it hurts a tad, only one option is for an anaesthetic! |
5 | Rosie Perera | 16 | The Palestinian Islamic Resistance Movement = Hamas men in epic action vs. Israeli settlement. |
5 | nedesto | 16 | Creationists' Theory of Intelligent Design = "I try ignoring these little facts on one side." |
7 | Scott Gardner | 11 | The Sexaholics Anonymous program = Short course's goal? Ex-nymphomania! |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | The World Cup in Rio = Wild corruption, eh?! |
9 | Tyler Severance | 8 | The offshore Cayman accounts = Fact: My ocean-front cash house! |
10 | Tony Crafter | 7 | The Australian World Heritage Site, Fraser Island = Sands, water, a lush rain forest, are all there. I dig it! |
10 | Larry Brash | 7 | Social Anxiety Disorder = I say directions: "Do relax!" |
12 | Adie Pena | 6 | Parlophone Records, Ltd. ‡ Order cheap old torn LPs. |
13 | View | 5 | The Metropolitan Museum of Art = Some fit temple to our human art! |
14 | Ellie Dent | 2 | The American Crocodile: Crocodylus acutus = Oh, caution! Crude, scarcely Democratic soul! |
Total points: | 173 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.467) |
1 | nedesto | 30 | Twelve months within one year: 1. January 2. ... = 1. New Year 2. Carnival 3. Rejuvenate 4. Be... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 22 | Seven New World Wonders: 1. Great Wall of China... = How a child reacts in them: 1. Mud fence. 2.... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Five of the best exercises women can do: 1. Sw... = 1. Kicks in fresh water 2. Movements with gra... |
4 | Tyler Severance | 14 | Stanley Kubrick directed the fake apollo missio... = One small dupe for man, one giant credibility ... |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 13 | Antibiotic resistance: Cameron warns of medical ... = A crisis. Be alarmed, we risk infections a doc... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 12 | Netanyahu warns Hamas will pay for the deaths o... = An eye for an eye saga - herewith Israel's hars... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 12 | '... = 3. Got a 'Best Dance Record' Grammy? Hell, no!... |
8 | David Bourke | 11 | Painter Rolf Harris' famous catchphrase "Can yo... = Yes...that picture shows one plain-filthy char... |
9 | Ellie Dent | 10 | START your 'puter as usual. Seem OK? OPEN a ne... = Your PC will ask, 'Are you sure you want to D... |
10 | Adie Pena | 9 | Top Five Alcohol-Consuming Countries 1 Luxembo... = 1 Connecting to your mixologist 2 Champagne ... |
10 | Jason Lofts | 9 | Asymmetric man-thongs are the most insane thing... = Mamma mia! Men's teensy swim or suntanning gar... |
12 | Rosie Perera | 4 | The Encyclopedia of Hurricanes, Typhoons and Cyclones = Cynic eyes copy on shelf: "Ah, includes no tornado chapter?" |
Total points: | 163 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 34 | ... |
2 | David Bourke | 24 | A schoolboy of 16, I thought I knew everything. Now, just some befuddled old man of 77, father, grandfather too...seems... |
2 | Adie Pena | 24 | The Recipe for Death One Heavy-Handed Dictator's Ego 671 Youthful Jungle Fighters Helpless Women Bought With Money ... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | Basketball team needed: 6'7" - 7'1" Well-heeled bouncy men, who think highly of themselves on their feet Tax offset... |
5 | Julian Lofts | 13 | "The last voyage of English explorer James Cook began 1776 whenst he set off from Plymouth, UK, on the boat Resolution.... |
6 | Larry Brash | 12 | From the high jungles of Vietnam to the deserts of Iran, one asks oneself why Freedom, which seemed to be highly honoura... |
7 | Rosie Perera | 9 | How do we expect to bring 1776-style democracy to the rest of the world if it's so broken at home? Behold, gentlemen, o... |
8 | nedesto | 8 | Too much despotism spread, to consume the work of Thomas Jefferson and all of them who kindled the globe on the Fourth... |
9 | Meyran Kraus | 5 | "Newsflash, y'all! The smog level reached a new low of eighty seven percent this month! Just open the bunker door, grab... |
10 | Ellie Dent | 4 | "The weak have one weapon; the errors of those who think they're strong" - Georges Bidault. He might just believe tha... |
10 | Tony Crafter | 4 | In 1677, John and Nicolaas van der Heyden patented the fire extinguisher. The H-bomb; home computers; TVs; GM foods;... |
12 | Maurice Goddard | 2 | Ho ho ho! Come see the dirty tricks' fool! Hellhound moved feebly. Scheme's folly befell President Nixon. He stood fo... |
Total points: | 154 | from 26 votes (DFE factor: 0.462) |
1 | nedesto | 48 | ... = - You suddenly hear your favorite song everyw... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | ... = ... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 15 | ... = 10. Jefferson's tombstone has no hint of any ... |
4 | Jason Lofts | 14 | "The prospect for the human race is sombre beyo... = The pacifist Bertrand Russell appealed: "We d... |
5 | Ellie Dent | 13 | SLOGANS FOR WOMEN I am busy. You are ugly. H... = They're NOT hot flashes! No, rubbish. They'... |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | Mr. and Mrs. Dursley, of number four, Privet Dr... = Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone; chi... |
7 | Tony Crafter | 8 | THE TOP TEN SEXIEST COUNTRIES IN THE WORLD ACCO... = 1. Samba beauties 2. A riddle, a paradox 3. H... |
7 | Julian Lofts | 8 | An Updated List of The Top Ten of The World's M... = 1. Nation of the evil antiquated Taliban (S... |
9 | David Bourke | 3 | The Right Honourable Esther Louise McVey, the M... = She's most fit! A northern temptress! One c... |
Total points: | 149 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.360) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 35 | Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? |
2 | Tony Crafter | 29 | Oh, What A Circus From 'Evita' |
3 | David Bourke | 22 | Rolling Stone magazine's list of the one-hundred greatest guitarists of all time: |
4 | Julian Lofts | 18 | Don't Cry For Me Argentina |
5 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | Deep Purple - Jack Ruby |
Total points: | 113 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.250) |
1 | nedesto | 32 | Shit myself = Filthy mess! |
2 | Tyler Severance | 18 | Stick it in there = I think it's erect. |
3 | David Bourke | 13 | Fisting an arsehole = Shite on finger, alas! |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 13 | Farting in elevators = It's one fragrant evil! |
5 | Adie Pena | 12 | Anodyspareunia = Arse pain and you. |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | Strip searching a drug mule 'cos ~ smuggler hid narcotics up arse. |
7 | View | 8 | The liars = Real shit! |
8 | Larry Brash | 5 | Vaginal discharge = Evil cad: "Hag in rags!" |
9 | Andrew Brehaut | 4 | Semi hard-on = Rod in shame. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 3 | Having insertion = She ain't no virgin! |
Total points: | 120 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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