| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | nedesto | 30 | A supervolcano = Cone pours lava. |
2 | Jason Lofts | 27 | Low salaries? = Allow raises! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 22 | Senior has ~ nose hairs! |
4 | Andrew Brehaut | 16 | All was art and fiction ~ in a fantastical world. |
5 | David Bourke | 13 | Personal hygiene problem = Being more lonely, perhaps? |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | Dreadful times ~ after mudslide. |
7 | View | 10 | A self-immolation = I'm in a lot o' flames. |
7 | Tyler Severance | 10 | Fried Potatoes = Poor diet feast! |
9 | Adie Pena | 6 | Fictitious = I tout sci-fi. |
10 | Ed Pegg Jr | 5 | Apparent suicide ~ is unappreciated. |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 5 | An apparent suicide = Acute pain 'n' despair. |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | [Anything War Can Do Peace can do better] = Act nicer; get on and we'd party on a beach! |
10 | Rosie Perera | 5 | "Shirts done on the premises" = She'd press/iron them on site. |
14 | Adrian Hickford | 4 | Door-to-door salesmen = No loaded storerooms. |
15 | Ellie Dent | 3 | Truly inspirational = It's plainly in our art! |
16 | Scott Gardner | 0 | Moral rectitude ‡ Tortured malice. |
Total points: | 173 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.552) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 38 | And Now For Something Completely Different = Sentence of a weird gent from old Python film. |
2 | nedesto | 23 | Film director Sir Peter Jackson = Credit for JRR Tolkien escapism. |
3 | Tyler Severance | 21 | Plot necessary ~ to screenplays! |
4 | Jason Lofts | 16 | "Lord of the Rings" film director Peter Jackson ~ profited from JRR Tolkien's staged chronicle. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 14 | The Claude Monet masterpiece, Water Lilies = A mere petal, in delicate white, seems to curl. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 11 | The Bard's 'King Lear' as portrayed on the English stage = Shakespeare's tragedy brings London theatre alight! |
7 | David Bourke | 10 | Singer Bonnie Raitt = Snorting inebriate! |
8 | Adie Pena | 9 | The Isleworth Mona Lisa = Also with another smile. |
9 | Ed Pegg Jr | 8 | Saturday Night Live = It's avid NY laughter. |
10 | Scott Gardner | 7 | Van Gogh's masterpiece The Starry Night = Ah, Vincent's gem portrays great heights! |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | 'The Wizard of Oz' was the ultimate Chick Flick = Film with dazzle factor, cute shoe with a kick! |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Thine Be The Glory = The otherly being. |
Total points: | 167 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.429) |
1 | Scott Gardner | 31 | The Ebola virus in West Africa = A cure for this was inevitable. |
2 | Julian Lofts | 23 | US actor and comedian Robin Williams found dead = Tabloids mourn suicidal man, faded icon, a wonder. |
3 | Jason Lofts | 18 | Israel's Operation Protective Edge ~ overstepped - atrocities are legion! |
3 | nedesto | 18 | An epidemic of Ebola virus ~ embodies evil upon Africa. |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 18 | Don't waste water on the Ice Bucket Challenge for ALS = No need to get wet, but let's reach for a check, as all win! |
6 | Rosie Perera | 15 | The riots in Ferguson, Missouri = Rogues in uniform hit, so resist! |
7 | Tony Crafter | 13 | Catherine 'Kate' Bush CBE has returned to the st... ~ she's back, at her best, yet true and authenti... |
8 | Adie Pena | 10 | The Ebola epidemic = I become death pile. |
9 | Josiah Winslow | 5 | The protests in Ferguson = Nonstop grief tethers us. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 4 | The conflict-torn Eastern Ukraine = Force is taken: later innocent hurt. |
10 | Meyran Kraus | 4 | The Israeli strikes on Gaza = It's, like, razing those areas! |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 4 | Mysterious crack, it appears in the ground = A drone captures history-making pictures. |
10 | David Bourke | 4 | Creation of The Islamic State = Christians face "Too late!" time. |
14 | View | 3 | Ebola's current outbreak = True troubles are back, no? |
Total points: | 170 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.483) |
1 | Rick Rothstein | 43 | The comedian and actor Robin Williams = A more-than-brilliant comic is now dead. |
2 | Zoran Radisavlevic | 21 | The late American actor Robin Williams = IMO, he was a brilliant comic, rare talent. |
3 | Richard Grantham | 20 | President Barack Hussein Obama = A Bush spent and America is broke. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 15 | The comedian Robin Williams = I'm cool... and miserable within. |
5 | Jason Lofts | 12 | George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin = Glamour and money-goaded alliance. |
6 | View | 10 | Painter Claude Oscar Monet = A neat-colored pictures man. |
6 | Scott Gardner | 10 | The actress and model Lauren Bacall = A late blonde charmed us all, can rest. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 8 | Andre Citroen = Car nerd, I note. |
9 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria = Dark affair ran into crazed Huns' feud. |
10 | David Bourke | 5 | Obama, President of America = Obtain arms...I dream of peace! |
10 | Ellie Dent | 5 | American President Obama = Top banana cries 'Admire me!' |
12 | Rosie Perera | 4 | The cinema great Richard Attenborough = Mourn a big character in death together. |
12 | nedesto | 4 | The American writer and poet Sheldon Silverstein = He penned warm satire and hot little ironic verses. |
Total points: | 164 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.464) |
1 | Julian Lofts | 34 | The San Andreas Fault = Unsafe land's a threat. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 27 | Gallup, Incorporated = A giant poll producer. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | The ingredients of a meal in a McDonald's restaurant = Salt, refined sugar and relish on contaminated meat. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 17 | The Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (ISIL) = Smite this faction! It's eviller than Al Qaeda. |
5 | View | 12 | Hurricane Bertha = I churn bare earth. |
5 | Ivan Andonov | 12 | Spaghetti Carbonara = Organic pasta breath. |
7 | Jason Lofts | 11 | Israel's Operation Protective Edge = To reiterate: genocidal, oppressive! |
8 | Tyler Severance | 7 | The Statue of Liberty = Thereby fit to salute. |
8 | nedesto | 7 | The domesticated housecat Felis Catus = Estates had to use us to catch fieldmice. |
10 | Adie Pena | 6 | The McDonald's fast food chain of stores ~ do so affect the innards of old stomachs. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | McDonald's Corporation = Do normal doctors panic? |
12 | Larry Brash | 4 | The "Troubles" in Ireland = Her disunion all better. |
13 | Rosie Perera | 2 | Teen Suicide Prevention Summit = Meet, input, ensure no victims die. |
13 | David A Green | 2 | The Association of Professional Mole Catchers = So, its traps soon echo to a screech of animal life. |
15 | David Bourke | 1 | The Good Morning Cleaners in West Point Grey = I enter to drop my clothes in...owner's engaging! |
Total points: | 167 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.536) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 35 | 1. Star Wars: A New Hope 2. The Empire Strikes... = 1. "Perfect!!!" 2. "A gem!!" 3. "Ewoks stink... |
1 | Tony Crafter | 35 | (... = "Sorry, he's gone for lunch." "Can I speak to... |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 22 | Matthew 19:14 But Jesus said, 'Suffer little c... = August 1914 But who in Christ told men: 'Off ... |
4 | David Bourke | 11 | A couple of nuns were sitting in the bath. On... = The other one (with less faith!) opens up a ... |
5 | Jason Lofts | 10 | Edward Grey: 'The lamps are going out all over ... = Elegy World War I ... |
6 | Rosie Perera | 7 | "Lord, what fools these mortals be" (William Shakespeare) = Miserable fellows make apartheid walls, shoot others. |
7 | Julian Lofts | 6 | The American comedian and actress Joan A. River... = Thespian has just braved throat operation and ... |
7 | Maurice Goddard | 6 | Solar 'super-storms' pose a catastrophic threat ... = To sum this matter up is: Apocalypse's horror ... |
9 | View | 5 | The National Weather Service Storm Prediction Center = We discover the scare peril - marine threat to continent. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 4 | A ... ~ to get mail, answer phone, hang out wet washin... |
11 | Tyler Severance | 3 | A walk in the woods helps me relax and release tension = Like to exhale a new morn's splendid seasonal weather. |
Total points: | 144 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.458) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 37 | ... |
2 | Tony Crafter | 15 | "An unsuccessful man: A man who's fed on a Spam sandwich so his former wife can munch a steak." (Cleese announces a n... |
3 | nedesto | 13 | "Madam, I'm Adam", a hunk confesses; "Wench, not a clown, half-insane!" "I see your nuts, chum", our fawn assesses; ... |
4 | Rosie Perera | 12 | Now in a successful couple there is sane no-fuss romance, woman can make as much as man in the office, and man washes o... |
5 | Julian Lofts | 10 | Nonsense! Now we found a few. An actress, Marilyn, who cons and fucks a famous alumnus chap, A. Einstein. Has she commer... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | As we know, affluence means he (a success) can't reconcile his own funds. Amorous harmony means a woman can manipulate... |
7 | Jason Lofts | 8 | A Moroccan (a Mussulman) concurs: "Why, a penniless eunuch suffices for wanton 'new' women like Madonna. She is a sham... |
7 | Larry Brash | 8 | Each has found it's simple financial economics, not seen as much as funny human weakness nor was a woman's own cruel fra... |
9 | Ellie Dent | 6 | Assumes a chance: as women know choice of a secure mate, ninety-plus, lone man, who's warm, fun, can amass her sound f... |
10 | View | 5 | Casual, incompetent man makes no success and finances. An awful man!? Crude, awful scum!? He has no money, has no wife... |
11 | Adie Pena | 3 | How a sinful woman, aware of such an escape, screws a stunned man to amass such immense checks -- an unannounced alimony... |
12 | David Bourke | 2 | Woman: Safe economic acumen and unshaken awareness from shrewd accountants Man: Was usually up in foolish finance sch... |
12 | Christopher Sturdy | 2 | Finance and usury - a pun in common, Women want use of a man's ... |
Total points: | 130 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.591) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 24 | THE 12 GREATEST MINDS IN HUMAN HISTORY 1. Albert Einstein 2. William Shakespeare 3. Leonardo da Vinci 4. Charles Darwin... |
2 | Jason Lofts | 23 | ... = ... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 22 | A truck driver from Manhattan frequently trave... = Accelerating quickly, he veered his truck to...(Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
3 | Tony Crafter | 22 | LIST OF SOME FRAGRANCES NAMED AFTER CELEBRITIES ... = 1. Bananas with a hint of nuts! 2. Jolly nice ... |
5 | nedesto | 19 | ... ~ experience comes from bad judgment. Never a... |
6 | Tyler Severance | 10 | These top twenty one fears 1. Flying 2. Publi... = 11. Grief 12. Panic 13. Time 14. Judgment ... |
7 | Julian Lofts | 9 | List of The World's Top Ten Most Infectious Dis... = 1. Retrovirus. 2. Without a cure! Test ... |
8 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Ten Old English words you could be using: 1. ... = 1. Vague worry at night 2. Can alarm us fr... |
9 | David Bourke | 3 | Paddy Kelly phoned up his best friend Sean Magui... = Soon, Maguire did indeed oblige, to be conside... |
Total points: | 137 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.391) |
1 | David Bourke | 42 | Rolling Stone magazine's list of the one-hundred greatest singers of all time |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 40 | As a tribute to the late Robin Williams, the song ... |
3 | Tony Crafter | 35 | The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God An Ode by John Milton Hayes |
4 | Snafu I'll Jot | 15 | Holocaust by Barbara Sonek |
Total points: | 132 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.182) |
1 | David Bourke | 31 | The lesbian relationship = Oh, interest in labia helps! |
2 | nedesto | 30 | Men's huge erections = Ten gruesome inches! |
3 | Andrew Brehaut | 24 | Fucking the ugly ones = Lucky the fungi's gone. |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 13 | The Statue of Liberty = Both tits rate "Eyeful". |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | After a couple too many beers, ~ your nob's erect at female OAP. |
6 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | The time when "Aunt Flo" comes = The women emit a foul stench. |
7 | Tyler Severance | 6 | These pole dancers = Topless adherence. |
7 | Julian Lofts | 6 | Penetration of the anus by a priest means ~ semen up the arse by rape - it's an infant too! |
9 | View | 4 | To experience orgasms = Great sex or penis-come. |
Total points: | 134 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.391) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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