| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | nedesto | 30 | The cheating husband = Caught... then banished! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | Halloween costume parties = We'll meet our hosts in a cape. |
3 | Julian Lofts | 12 | Underwear fetishism = Um, are fishnets weird? |
4 | Adie Pena | 10 | A warm hotel = Worth a meal. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 10 | Used car salesman = See, lad runs a scam. (Awardsmaster's Choice Award) |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Underwear fetishists = Freud as their witness. |
6 | Maurice Goddard | 9 | The "fierce carnivorous animals" ~ covers the African lion, I am sure! |
8 | Larry Brash | 7 | Cheating husbands = Such a bad sign, then. |
8 | Tony Crafter | 7 | She had sexual intercourse with the Devil = Due result? Have a child with three sixes on. |
10 | Tyler Severance | 5 | Fun house mirror = Sure, in for humor. |
10 | View | 5 | An embryologist = Boy? Girl? Not same! |
10 | Rick Rothstein | 5 | An underwear fetish = Her stained "fun-ware". |
13 | Rosie Perera | 4 | Things you may find at the grocery store = Ads, something free to try, a youth crying. |
14 | Ed Pegg Jr | 3 | It Came Upon a Midnight Clear = Nightmare compliance audit. |
14 | Ellie Dent | 3 | A police presence = Copper can see lie. |
16 | Scott Gardner | 1 | The gold medalist ‡ He got middle/last. |
Total points: | 140 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.667) |
1 | Larry Brash | 24 | Beethoven's Violin Concerto in D ~ is conceived, then born, to live on. |
2 | Jason Lofts | 17 | The Moody Blues, Nights In White Satin = What they intoned is sublime hit song. |
2 | Scott Gardner | 17 | The master Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci = Mona Lisa portrait he once did is revered. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 17 | Walt Disney's motion picture 'Frozen' = Film princess outed to a wintry zone. |
5 | nedesto | 11 | 1. The Cowardly Lion 2. The Scarecrow 3. The ... = They do want: 1. Heroic Cool 2. Crystal Mind... |
6 | View | 10 | The Moody Blues, Nights In White Satin = This hit song with melody is unbeaten! |
7 | Ellie Dent | 9 | The English poet, William Blake = With a Gospel line, like The Lamb. |
7 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | Godfather movie series: 1, 2 and 3 = 1: Good 2: I earned five stars 3: Meh |
9 | Rosie Perera | 8 | The painter Fra Angelico = O fine art in great chapel. |
10 | Adie Pena | 7 | Mobile Army Surgical Hospital = My amicable girl as our 'Hot Lips.' |
11 | Tyler Severance | 6 | Non-persistent matter = Sports entertainment! |
12 | David Bourke | 5 | The singer Lynsey de Paul = Purely a legend. She's tiny! |
Total points: | 140 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 36 | The Ebola spreading in Africa = Sign of a terrible panic ahead. |
2 | Ellie Dent | 27 | A jail sentence for Oscar Pistorius = So a prisoner on trial faces justice. |
3 | Julian Lofts | 23 | A chaotic gathering of walruses ~ caught roaring as ice floes thaw. |
4 | Jason Lofts | 11 | Apple chief Tim Cook: 'I am proud to be gay' = Top geek (a homo, fairy) made topic public. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Oscar Pistorius sentenced to five years = So, after a court's evidence, it's prison? Yes! |
6 | Adie Pena | 8 | The late fashion designer Oscar de la Renta [1932-2014] = His art of radiant elegance also ends there. |
7 | Larry Brash | 7 | The Ebola virus disease = See behavioral studies. |
8 | nedesto | 6 | The US is aiding Syrian defenders with airstrikes = Their Kurdish friends answered, saying "Eat it, ISIS!" |
8 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Indigenous People's Day in Seattle = Upset Indians need elites' apology? |
10 | View | 4 | The Ebola virus = Ah, so evil, brute! |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 4 | October is Pit Bull Awareness Month = Cesar Millan: "Bob, it's up to the owners." |
12 | Ed Pegg Jr | 3 | Nobel laude ~ on a blue LED. |
13 | Tyler Severance | 2 | The Ice Bucket was nothing more than a fad after all = That break of solid water can teach the meaningful. |
Total points: | 147 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.520) |
1 | nedesto | 27 | Cartoonist Walter Elias Disney = Storyteller saw ideas in action. |
2 | Larry Brash | 23 | Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe = English reap brilliant, peerless, comedy makers. |
3 | Julian Lofts | 20 | Actor Clive Owen ~ can't lower voice. |
4 | Jason Lofts | 17 | Óscar Arístides Renta Fiallo = A sartorial icon falters, dies. |
5 | David Bourke | 10 | Lyndsey Meta Rubin = Bury me...and in style! |
5 | Ellie Dent | 10 | The Spanish painter Murillo = Triumph in his art panels. Ole! |
5 | Tony Crafter | 10 | The film director Rajmund Roman Thierry Polanski = Sick old major raped trim minor then left in a hurry. |
8 | Meyran Kraus | 9 | The movie star Renee Zellweger = "Geez", we roar, "Tell me it's even her!" |
9 | Adie Pena | 7 | Monty Python's John Marwood Cleese = 'Cos men enjoy my part on the old show. |
10 | View | 6 | The murdered British hostage Alan Henning = Laughing terrorist beheads him, then. An end. |
10 | Rosie Perera | 6 | Sergeant-at-arms Kevin Vickers = Given risk, man severs attacker. |
12 | Julian Lofts | 3 | The vegetarian restaurateur Yotam Ottolenghi = Guru - "it's healthy to eat grain or not ever eat meat." |
Total points: | 148 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.480) |
1 | nedesto | 30 | The US Centers for Disease Control and Prevention = Doctors and nurses there repel one vast infection! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | The nation of Liberia in West Africa = Far area with Ebola infections in it. |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 15 | Blood Swept Lands and Seas of Red = London's flowers pass dead a debt. |
4 | Jason Lofts | 14 | Club Méditerranée holiday ~ or my ideal beach interlude. |
5 | Larry Brash | 12 | The Surgeon General of the United States = Urgent need to get on after health issues. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 10 | Belmarsh High Security Prison, Thamesmead, London = Bloody criminals get harsher punishment? Ha! Sod 'em! |
7 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta = Fans: "Brilliant aerial bouquet equal to none!" |
8 | Rosie Perera | 8 | The radicalised Islamicist ~ is sadistic; he'd elicit alarm. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 7 | Titanic/Olympic's ~ lost in icy impact. |
9 | View | 7 | An energy drink Red Bull™ = Kill by tender-manner drug. |
11 | Adie Pena | 5 | The New Scotland Yard in Victoria = I watch every Triad's act in London. |
Total points: | 135 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.478) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 43 | The Attributes Women Look For In A Man ... = Attributes Men Look For In A Woman ... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 26 | A primary class teacher asked kids to write ab... = 'Great ... but what is, er, exciting in it?' ... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | ... = 1. Chinese killer of millions 2. Nazi filth ... |
4 | Jason Lofts | 12 | Boris Johnson says voters don’t care about his ... = As I fear, London Mayor is a brash extrovert, ... |
4 | Scott Gardner | 12 | Top five greatest athletes: 1. Michael Jordan... = 1. Jumped way above them 2. Major league ba... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | Haiku from Mozilla Firefox: "Proudly non-profi... = My Review/Rebuff: Affordable (it took no mone... |
6 | Adie Pena | 8 | ... = ... |
8 | Julian Lofts | 4 | Intercourse with animals is going to be prohibi... = No copulating or interbreeding with those rabi... |
9 | Larry Brash | 2 | Dr Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worryin... = Oh, involving that good war room word banter d... |
9 | David Bourke | 2 | Intercourse with animals is going to be prohibi... ~ but I'm ignoring this order...I like tender ba... |
Total points: | 137 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.435) |
1 | Dharam Khalsa | 23 | ... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 15 | The odes are sort of pretty, Droll comedy is witty, Yet THIS is art... It's why they say Ars Magna. |
3 | nedesto | 12 | Hasty years missed; "Sorry" is what pity left. Tottery gray with mist; One day closer to death. |
4 | Adie Pena | 11 | ... |
5 | Jason Lofts | 10 | 1. Ace Mey 2. Witty satirist Tony 3. Shy Dharam 4. Testy HSP 5. Aged Larry 6. Rosy Rosie 7. The two Lofts (tied). |
6 | Rosie Perera | 8 | "Yesterday, all my stress seemed so far away. Now it...." That trite ditty's history! Oh, copyright! :-( |
6 | Julian Lofts | 8 | Dr Who - "Wry date, eh? I testify that my Tardis teleports. Chronology assists it. Aye, a mystery" |
8 | Tony Crafter | 7 | Yesterday was Shitty, Today's Shitty, Tomorrow rarely comes. "And the real Gift...? Yep, it's Shit. |
9 | Maurice Goddard | 6 | Dolly Parton's mighty tits, Of two, are chesty hits! Rosy tits! Dreamy? Aye! Rather sweet, I'd say! |
9 | Larry Brash | 6 | The shit I got today! That's my life... in disarray! How old, weary, stressy! To react... pretty messy. |
11 | View | 5 | Someday we go away, Then cherish THIS day - Merry or dirty, Tasty or tatty. Steps, lots - IT'S LIFE! |
12 | Ellie Dent | 4 | The poem is right, I cry, Do stay the day: why, Say lots, or rest less, stay. Don't fritter time away! |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | Terrorists try to say "My way or the high way". Detest I.S., detect and say, "From I.S.? It's hell to pay!" |
14 | Paul Pan | 0 | Mystics soothsay tatters: a horned deity plots a grisly forty-year war! My Tweet: #shit #hide. |
Total points: | 118 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.700) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 34 | Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Officer:... ~ Woman: Is there a problem, sir? Officer 2: O... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 23 | An elderly Florida woman did her supermarket sh... = A short while later, she found her own roadwo... |
3 | Julian Lofts | 17 | The List of Countries, Kingdoms, Empires and Pr... = Announcing A Few National Mascots, Insignias,... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 17 | ... = 1. Concocts ... |
5 | Jason Lofts | 11 | How to make The Walking Dead 'Human Flesh' burg... = Appropriate not only for the hungriest man or... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Challenge of "Oceans Seven": 1. North Channel ... = 1. Relentless chill near Ontario 2. Tasman S... |
7 | Adie Pena | 0 | THE TOP TEN HALLOWEEN SONGS 10. 'Dragula' 9. ... = 10. When Rob growls 9. One strong duo (with ... |
Total points: | 107 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.389) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 32 | A Sonnet by William Shakespeare |
2 | Tony Crafter | 25 | IF FIFTY SHADES OF GREY WERE TO BE WRITTEN BY A MAN |
3 | Adie Pena | 19 | FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD from the musical "Oliver!" by Lionel Bart |
4 | Tony Crafter | 17 | WALK AWAY RENEE sung by The Four Tops |
5 | Christopher Sturdy | 12 | That's Amore - Dean Martin |
Total points: | 105 | from 18 votes (DFE factor: 0.278) |
1 | Larry Brash | 21 | The Grafenberg spot = Beg: "Front.... THERE!.... GASP!!" |
2 | Julian Lofts | 12 | Woman sells her used panties to fetishist = Filth, shit, semen stains, wet odours please! |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 12 | Lesbian intercourse = Serene lubrications. |
4 | nedesto | 10 | Isn't this where a man's penis should go? = Nested right up in his woman's asshole! |
5 | Richard Grantham | 9 | Gastroenteritis = Arse is tottering. |
6 | Jason Lofts | 6 | Acute gastroenteritis = Certain - arse gets it out! |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | If outright nose-picker, ~ I stick finger up hooter! |
8 | Tony Crafter | 4 | A pineapple inserted up the arse? That is ... = Its appeal, it appears, is the pain rendered t... |
9 | Maurice Goddard | 3 | Stimulating erotic sensations ~ suit one's genitals. It's romantic! |
9 | Adie Pena | 3 | Ladies' evening pastime = Vaginas meet idle penis. |
Total points: | 85 | from 15 votes (DFE factor: 0.667) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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