| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Rosie Perera | 31 | Buy homeowner's insurance ~ in case your new home burns. |
2 | David Bourke | 26 | In the depths of despair ~ he spotted a friendship. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 18 | The economy has improved a little now, so... ~ how come I still don't have money to spare? |
4 | Tony Crafter | 17 | The upsetting result of domestic violence = Gentler spouse is often the clouted victim. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 14 | The snow is drifting ~ if the wind is strong. |
6 | Adie Pena | 11 | Celebratory = Cola?! Try beer! |
6 | nedesto | 11 | Senility is creeping up on me = I genuinely miss perception. |
8 | Ivan Andonov | 10 | A person is morbidly obese = Possible years in bedroom. |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 9 | Lies and gossip = Gospel said, "Sin." |
9 | View | 9 | The deforestations ~ foist death on trees. |
11 | Tyler Severance | 6 | Islam charter ‡ A Christ realm. |
11 | Dean Mayer | 6 | The first year of marriage = I may regret other affairs. |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Repeat offender = Free, raped often. |
14 | Julian Lofts | 4 | Digital hoarding means ~ hiding data on large SIM. |
15 | Larry Brash | 2 | Doctor-patient relationship = Do treat itch or pain (not piles)... |
Total points: | 179 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | View | 30 | The Broadway performances = Award for best company here. |
2 | David Bourke | 27 | Singer Ed Sheeran ~ needs rehearsing! |
2 | Adie Pena | 27 | The traditional English carol 'The First Noel' = Shine a real star tonight for one little child. |
4 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | Seth Rogen's action comedy The Interview = A recent movie with the Sony credits gone. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Leonardo's famous masterpiece = Some respect due for a "Mona Lisa". |
6 | Tony Crafter | 16 | The Adoration of the Shepherds by El Greco = Fond herders go apace to see the Holy birth. |
7 | Wei-Hwa Huang | 12 | Forrest Gump's friendship = Groups different shrimps. |
8 | Julian Lofts | 11 | The film 'The Interview' is released = We hear it's vile. I resented the film. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 8 | The Santa Clause movie = He must act as a live one! |
10 | Rosie Perera | 3 | National Endowment for the Arts = Monies for that one drawn talent. |
10 | nedesto | 3 | Walt Disney Animation Studio's feature Frozen = Fay wizardess' unfettered mountain isolation. |
Total points: | 177 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.367) |
1 | David Bourke | 21 | Daily Mail readership mainly consists of ~ hysterically-impaired fools and simians. |
1 | nedesto | 21 | "Away in a manger, no crib for his bed" = We sing in a choir for Mary and babe. |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 20 | Members of the New York Police Force = We prefer to choke some men forcibly. |
4 | Adie Pena | 19 | The Christmas holiday shopping season = Ho-ho-ho! Santa gets rich as I simply spend. |
5 | Jesse Frankovich | 18 | President Obama's executive orders = Various border amnesties expected. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 14 | Sonar locates wreckage of AirAsia Flight = "I got a real weak echo of aircraft's signals." |
7 | Ellie Dent | 12 | The USA winter = Nature's white. |
8 | Julian Lofts | 11 | Enhanced Interrogation Techniques = Concentrate Iraqis in the dungeon, eh? |
9 | Jason Lofts | 10 | Choke hold case = Headlock's echo. |
10 | View | 9 | The Sony Pictures Hack = Secret NK chaps hit you! |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | The trouble in West Africa = In truth, Ebola etc. was rife |
11 | Tony Crafter | 7 | Posting all those annual Christmas cards again = Groans, "It's such a pain; this'll cost an arm and a leg!" |
13 | Maurice Goddard | 6 | Nervous breakdowns at Christmastime = Common virus that's berserk, and I sweat! |
14 | Rosie Perera | 1 | The widespread police brutality = Irritable deputy cops wield heat. |
Total points: | 176 | from 31 votes (DFE factor: 0.452) |
1 | View | 27 | Prime Minister Narendra Modi = Smart premier in modern India. |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 25 | Professor Stephen William Hawking = I'm wise, perhaps Knower of All Things. |
3 | Tony Crafter | 21 | The academician, Professor Stephen William Hawking = God-like chap's fate was imprisonment in a wheelchair. |
4 | Larry Brash | 19 | Mandy Rice-Davies = "I'd many vices, Dear." |
5 | Jason Lofts | 11 | Patrick Schwarzenegger and Miley Cyrus = Craggy chump and sirenic sleazy twerker. |
5 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | The President of Russia, Vladimir Putin = This dominant ruler paid furtive spies. |
7 | nedesto | 10 | Balthasar, Melchior, Gaspar; Wise Men of the East. = As we pilgrims chase a star afar on to Bethlehem. |
7 | Rosie Perera | 10 | The actor Dennis William Quaid = I am quite shallow and indirect. |
9 | Adie Pena | 9 | The embattled Ferguson policeman Darren Wilson = Michael Brown ruling eased; soon left department. |
9 | Ivan Andonov | 9 | Karen O = Korean. |
11 | David Bourke | 7 | Marilyn 'Mandy' Rice-Davies = I drily serviced many a man! |
12 | Julian Lofts | 6 | Producer Scott Rudin's ~ conduct spurred riots. |
13 | Mark Huffman | 5 | Santa = At NSA? |
13 | Christopher Sturdy | 5 | Imelda May = I'm a lady, me. |
15 | Ellie Dent | 3 | The late Mandy Rice Davies = She admitted an early vice. |
Total points: | 178 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.500) |
1 | Ed Pegg Jr | 40 | Sony Pictures = PS: No security. |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 40 | The pedestrian crossing in Abbey Road = A certain boy-band poses here, striding. |
3 | nedesto | 27 | Ugly Sweater Day = Wear gaudy style! |
4 | Julian Lofts | 14 | The Italian ferry Norman Atlantic = A tinny fatal thermal incinerator. |
5 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Brazil's 'Christ The Redeemer' statue in Rio de... = "Their art deco resident's rather, um... ... |
5 | Rosie Perera | 12 | The Los Angeles Fire Department = Responding, settle a flame there. |
7 | David Bourke | 11 | Sony Pictures Entertainment Incorporated = Studio, open transparency to internet crime. |
8 | Adie Pena | 6 | Walt Disney Animation Studios = I'd do a witty Mouse in its annals. |
9 | Ellie Dent | 5 | The Glacier National Park = All gather atop an ice rink? |
10 | View | 4 | Treaty on the Non-Proliferation of Nuclear Weapons = O, we prefer any nation clear of U- plants or the notion! |
Total points: | 171 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
1 | Jason Lofts | 43 | Last six Presidents of the USA: 1. Carter 2. ... = 1. Peanut grower 2. A "B" actor 3. Made cash... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 31 | The four Beatles band members: 1. John Lennon ... = 1. He pens all the fancy songs 2. One cerebra... |
3 | Dharam Khalsa | 17 | Things people are embarrassed to ask the doctor about = Crabs Leakage Open haemorrhoids Prostate test (but do!) |
4 | Rosie Perera | 16 | "The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperatio... = Most of us have the equivalent of hidden depre... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 16 | CREEP in First Class to air hostess: And what's... ~ of name. Any relation to Mercedes Benz? HOST... |
6 | Julian Lofts | 11 | A List of Five Things Cuba is So Famous For 1.... = 1. First huge, fat Cohibas, Montecristo - thu... |
7 | Maurice Goddard | 10 | One brightest Star of Bethlehem was a miraculous sign. = Great glow, so beautiful. Christ the Messiah's born! Amen. |
8 | View | 8 | World War III Coming? Russian State Media Claim... = Moscow airs a real ultimatum to Washington - s... |
9 | Adie Pena | 6 | "The main reason Santa is so jolly is because h... = Each 'Jingle Bells' season, an eager St. Nicho... |
9 | Ellie Dent | 6 | A college divulged a female hormone's in beer. ... = 100 per cent gained weight, talked too much, g... |
Total points: | 164 | from 28 votes (DFE factor: 0.357) |
1 | Adie Pena | 24 | ... |
2 | Meyran Kraus | 23 | Nope, it won't be the EU, the end of the deficit or an upcoming total war... Sadly, it's that goddamn Star Wars film! |
3 | Tony Crafter | 21 | Now, after a mammoth twenty thousand facelifts, Cher is spotted going around with a little pointed beard... |
4 | Julian Lofts | 19 | Democrat and sad widow Hillary Clinton attempting to be the first woman President of the U.S. A tough feat! |
5 | Rosie Perera | 13 | I'd add: actors with ample tits will remain on front page, fetch most hits on YouTube, and often get the award. |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | Unemployment Ghetto problem Drug addiction Racial deaths Wait, that date's now...NOW...not Father's 'fifties! |
7 | nedesto | 7 | I caution that twitter herds will retweet so many offhand comments about life, death and goat droppings. |
8 | Maurice Goddard | 6 | Ditto is: The red-hot new Anagram Genius from that worthy and acclaimed pottiest boffin, W. Tunstall-Pedoe! |
8 | Larry Brash | 6 | Tonight, old Anagrammy stalwarts, without conflict, shout: "Oppose Debra Dee Freeman, that defined nitwit. |
10 | Ellie Dent | 4 | Worldwide botheration; Computing watchfulness Hate, damnation Yet largesse Add to that, fit Men PROFIT! |
11 | View | 3 | Fools addicted to the prophecy! We smart, than we don't imagine that future. We smart - ain't giant blind fools! |
11 | Christopher Sturdy | 3 | Let's put a few of our winners in shops, and if we donated the tome to charity it might attract global demand?! |
11 | David Bourke | 3 | Twitter may concentrate on that old dog Mrs West's huge fat aft, and in addition, about her pimp's whole life! |
14 | Tyler Severance | 0 | Afghanistan withdraw demand Age of Ultron is Not the top film Bothersome police duty and race test twit. |
Total points: | 144 | from 25 votes (DFE factor: 0.560) |
1 | Ellie Dent | 24 | There was this man who had three girlfriends, b... = She said, 'I bought cool gifts 'cos I love yo... |
2 | Adie Pena | 22 | INGREDIENTS FOR A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL FRUITCAKE* ... = CHECKLIST FOR A NEW YEAR SPECIAL PARTY Devote... |
3 | Meyran Kraus | 21 | ... = In the year 2014, my Earth daily gave to me: ... |
4 | David Bourke | 12 | The All-Time Biggest UK Christmas Hits 1 Ban... = 1 Mammoth (s)hit #1, patronises dying African... |
4 | Tony Crafter | 12 | The All-Time Biggest UK Christmas Hits 1 Ban... = 1. Stars jam for Africa 2. '70s hit with thr... |
6 | Dharam Khalsa | 11 | Google's Top 2014 Searches (in Albuquerque): ... = 1. Bad illness, lurid rumors 2. 2014 game ... |
7 | Julian Lofts | 9 | Applications on my iPhone: Mail Music Busine... = Compass Instagram Hipstamatic YouTube Jam... |
8 | View | 5 | 1. Head lice shampoo 2. Anything purchased in ... = 1. A head is unclean 2. I'm odd and cheap ... |
9 | Rosie Perera | 4 | Top 2015 New Year's Resolutions on Twitter 1. ... = 1. Go to the gym 2. Propped-up smile? Try pe... |
Total points: | 120 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.450) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 33 | 'There's A Certain Slant Of Light' by Emily Dickinson |
2 | Jason Lofts | 27 | La Belle Dame Sans Merci by John Keats |
3 | Tony Crafter | 24 | SOME AMAZING (AND SOME DECIDEDLY HORRID) FACTS // WAYS TO FINISH A RELATIONSHIP QUICKLY |
4 | Adie Pena | 15 | WE THREE KINGS OF ORIENT ARE |
Total points: | 99 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.235) |
1 | Meyran Kraus | 29 | The real things we, the ladies, look for in a guy: = - Fit - Wealthy - A good listener - Hung like a horse |
2 | Julian Lofts | 21 | Developer of ViagraŽ, Dr Simon Campbell, is knighted = He gave limp pokers firm, bold, grand, valid eŽections |
3 | David Bourke | 20 | Bromance = Nob cream. |
4 | nedesto | 18 | The dirty book store = Stroke it by the door. |
5 | View | 17 | To experience the orgasm = Great 'n' top sex! Here I come! |
6 | Rick Rothstein | 13 | The porno cinema's actress ~ promotes nice arse, snatch. |
7 | Adie Pena | 11 | The porno cinema actress ~ charms an erect penis, too! |
8 | Tony Crafter | 6 | A wart on my penis = Any woman priest! |
Total points: | 135 | from 24 votes (DFE factor: 0.333) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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