| GENERAL | ENTERTAINMENT | TOPICAL | PEOPLES NAMES | OTHER NAMES |
| MEDIUM LENGTH | ANAGRAMMY CHALLENGE | LONG | SPECIAL | RUDE |
1 | Adie Pena | 22 | Dangerous obesity = One boy's sugar diet. |
2 | Christopher Sturdy | 19 | The religious fanatics = Cause I fight is not real. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 18 | The religious fanatics ~ fight tenacious Israel. |
4 | Jason Lofts | 17 | Islamisation = Assimilation. |
5 | Ed Pegg Jr | 15 | Internet and Society = A non-secret identity. |
6 | Tony Crafter | 11 | Herman: 'We shall be friends until we get old a... = Nellie (... |
6 | David Bourke | 11 | A smile costs nothing = That lesson is coming! |
8 | Jesse Frankovich | 8 | Winter is upon us = Pursue snow in it. |
9 | Maurice Goddard | 7 | Marriages of convenience ~ give one farces in romance. |
10 | Hans-Peter Reich | 6 | Helicopter mom = Polemic mother. |
10 | View | 6 | Grandma's chicken noodle soup = Damn good lunch recipe; ask son! |
10 | Julian Lofts | 6 | We obsess that we are all going to die, no? = Await a lesson on the website 'Dr Google' |
10 | Simon the Samaritan | 6 | Solitary confinement = Or, manifestly not nice. |
10 | Ivan Andonov | 6 | Grandmother = Don’t ‘gram her! |
10 | Tyler Severance | 6 | Work bonuses = Our boss knew. |
16 | Dean Mayer | 5 | With terror among us = our worst nightmare. |
17 | nedesto | 4 | Confinement to a federal penal facility = Lonely feral men anticipated affection. |
18 | Ellie Dent | 2 | Snow, ice and rain ~ A wind races on in. |
18 | Dharam Khalsa | 2 | The religious fanatics = Teaching satire is foul! |
Total points: | 177 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.633) |
1 | Jason Lofts | 28 | Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards = Shrill geriatric into drugs takes no shit. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 24 | Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens = Viewers (space freaks) to await in hordes. |
3 | Rosie Perera | 20 | Golden Raspberry Awards Foundation = Profoundly bad genre; I award no stars. |
3 | Julian Lofts | 20 | La Dolce Vita star Anita Ekberg died = Attractive and desirable, like a god. |
5 | Adie Pena | 17 | The twenty-four hour news channel = They now see the hurtful war on CNN. |
5 | Ellie Dent | 17 | A Turner masterpiece = Men treasure epic art. |
7 | Tony Crafter | 12 | Bradley Cooper as Kyle in the movie 'American Sniper'= Slick. Moreover, an Oscar may be ready in the pipeline? |
7 | nedesto | 12 | Peter R. Jackson's The Battle of the Five Armies = The movie effects sap JRR Tolkien's heartbeat! |
9 | Maurice Goddard | 8 | Delia Smith's Complete Illustrated Cookery Course = Drool to real lush yummiest delicate stock recipes! |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | Delia Smith's Complete Illustrated Cookery Course = Super tome - all set to make delicious dish correctly. |
11 | Dharam Khalsa | 5 | Discovery Channel's epic "Alaska: The Last Frontier" = The Kilchers and pals face scenarios on reality TV. |
Total points: | 170 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.379) |
1 | Rosie Perera | 36 | Mitt Romney bows out = Bye to U.S. Mormon twit. |
2 | Jesse Frankovich | 24 | Charlie Hebdo artist = I bother the radicals. |
2 | Adie Pena | 24 | "Paris est Charlie" ~ is rather special. |
4 | Julian Lofts | 14 | Anniversary of Auschwitz = Nazis shun veracity of war. |
5 | nedesto | 10 | Anniversary of Liberation of Auschwitz in Poland = Hebrew "Final Solution" via Nazi prison and factory. |
5 | Jason Lofts | 10 | Obama meets King Salman in Riyadh = Yank and Arab Moslem in this image. |
7 | David Bourke | 9 | Charlie Hebdo magazine, Paris = A big open Islamic hazard here. |
8 | Ellie Dent | 7 | The year Two Thousand and Fifteen = Those that need fortune find a way. |
8 | Christopher Sturdy | 7 | Anti-austerity Syriza have won the Greek elections = I state that they gravely weaken Euro; Zone in crisis. |
10 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Internet porn fuels vile crimes says a senior judge = Ergo, any prosecuted sinners must serve life in jail. |
10 | Dharam Khalsa | 6 | People who travel with no measles vaccinations = Viral menace, so we'll postpone the vacation wish! |
10 | Simon the Samaritan | 6 | Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg nets millions = Note: Loner czar makes big bucks from "likes." |
13 | Maurice Goddard | 5 | Caricature drawings of the Arab prophet Mohammed = Comic hero with a head turban prompts mad rage fear! |
14 | View | 4 | Haruna Yakuwa, the Japanese hostage killed by ISIS = Pay us! Ah, say what? Ain't joke. A killer uses beheading! |
Total points: | 168 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.483) |
1 | Jason Lofts | 39 | Codebreaker Alan Mathison Turing = So that rare brain unlocked Enigma. |
2 | nedesto | 31 | Microsoft Technology Advisor Bill Gates = Visions of Ctrl-Alt-Del got boy so mega-rich! |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 17 | His Holiness Pope Francis = His profession's in chapel. |
4 | Tony Crafter | 16 | Amber Rose ~ bares more! |
5 | View | 15 | Anita Ekberg = Eek! Giant bra! |
6 | Adie Pena | 14 | The bassist Sir Paul McCartney = Beatles music isn't trashy crap. |
7 | Ellie Dent | 10 | The WWII statesman Winston Churchill = Must accent his will then to win his war. |
8 | David Bourke | 7 | His Royal Highness Prince Andrew = He's a worry in passing children, eh? |
8 | Ivan Andonov | 7 | The former president Giorgio Napolitano = I opt to resign from throne in a ripe old age. |
10 | Christopher Sturdy | 6 | Petro Poroshenko = No-hoper spoke rot. |
10 | Julian Lofts | 6 | Stephane Charbonnier = An abhorrence hits pen. |
12 | Maurice Goddard | 5 | Cuba's president, Raul Modesto Castro Ruz = Crazed-up old masturbator isn't so secure? |
Total points: | 173 | from 30 votes (DFE factor: 0.400) |
1 | Adie Pena | 44 | United States of America = Can't our team defeat ISIS? |
2 | Rosie Perera | 21 | The Maine Lobster Festival = Street fans boil them alive. |
3 | Simon the Samaritan | 20 | San Francisco Golden Gate Bridge = Long, big, red road facing sea scent. |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 15 | The United States Congress = Nutcases dissent together. |
5 | nedesto | 10 | El Capitan, the World Heritage Site in Yosemite Park = Area with steeply tiered monolithic granite peaks. |
5 | Ivan Andonov | 10 | The Rhodesian Ridgeback = A chaser dog breed, I think. |
7 | Christopher Sturdy | 9 | It is a place we go if we don't know = New 'facts' - we log on to Wikipedia! |
7 | Tony Crafter | 9 | British-based daily tabloid newspaper, The Sun = Doh! It's said they will ban bare-breasted pinups! |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 8 | U.S. Winter Storm Juno = It's just our new norm. |
10 | David Bourke | 5 | The Republicans = Crap is blue, then! |
10 | View | 5 | An Islamic State = It's Satan malice. |
12 | Jesse Frankovich | 4 | The United States Congress = See constant disgust there. |
12 | Jason Lofts | 4 | Lolita Express = Sex parties! LOL! |
14 | Maurice Goddard | 3 | The National Aeronautics and Space Administration, ~ NASA, it has it, a cardinal reputation in a Moon descent! |
14 | Julian Lofts | 3 | I lose my patience at ~ El Capitan, Yosemite. |
16 | Larry Brash | 2 | The Senility Prayer = Real pithy serenity! |
17 | Ellie Dent | 1 | Rain, sleet, ice and snow = So, I can see Winterland! |
Total points: | 173 | from 29 votes (DFE factor: 0.586) |
1 | nedesto | 39 | AFI's list of top five greatest movies of all t... = 1. That epic O'Toole war film 2. Heston wins ... |
2 | Ellie Dent | 14 | One day, Mary came up to Father O'Grady, quite ... = I fear my husband, actor Mark, passed away ear... |
3 | Jesse Frankovich | 12 | President Barack Obama's State of the Union Address. = He spoke to Americans about debts and aid transfers. |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | "I disagree with what you say, but I will defen... = I had a duty to idiot's truth, it is so good a... |
4 | Adie Pena | 11 | 1. American Sniper 2. Birdman 3. Boyhood 4.... = 1. Vet 2. The Hero! 3. Shy Mason? 4. Ninny ... |
6 | David Bourke | 9 | The U.K.'s former Prime Minister Tony Blair shou... = There with his similar bum-chum, forty-third Am... |
6 | Tony Crafter | 9 | My wife Vicki and I walked past an Italian rest... = Being selfless and humanitarian to a fault, I ... |
8 | View | 7 | It makes no sense for Mitt Romney to run for pr... = Mans' stupid, freak intent. No more misery, no... |
9 | Julian Lofts | 6 | 1. Ghislaine Maxwell 2. Prince Andrew, The Duk... = 1. "Pimp" 2. Regal fucker too friendly with ... |
9 | Jason Lofts | 6 | Among the fourteen innocent persons shot dead a... = High noon: Abrupt end as insane Kouachi brothe... |
11 | Rosie Perera | 4 | China says its gender imbalance is the 'most se... = Mother-to-be wants son; child inside is a girl... |
12 | Maurice Goddard | 2 | What are some engrossing earthly things one cou... = The tall Tyrannosaurus Rex! He Mountain goat ... |
13 | Dharam Khalsa | 1 | What might your life look like if you made diff... = I'd walk out of the office, aiming to ride my ... |
Total points: | 131 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.565) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 21 | I love my dog for he is one loyal pet; a finer trait that few human beings have. Cats, however, are born evil - it isn't... |
2 | Maurice Goddard | 18 | Mongrel I have is this |
3 | Rosie Perera | 17 | You mean Fifi, that devil's spawn I hate that lives nearby and barks every moment, is going to live forever? No way! Wha... |
4 | Adie Pena | 11 | ... |
4 | Larry Brash | 11 | I enjoy having a pair of massive, heavy, tame Newfoundlands, although we know their traits: slobber, veterinary cost, l... |
4 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | I obviously treat Jude better than his Greek owner: - captive in a tiny room - never saw day - half starving Best... |
7 | David Bourke | 10 | That's as that may be. However, every salivating mongrel that I've ever known will pass on it, if you offer him a juicy ... |
8 | Ellie Dent | 8 | If a loving pet animal can behave, it may enjoy a holy rest forever. But without its owners, who it's evident are very ... |
9 | Dharam Khalsa | 7 | I jokingly snort, "Our dogs have lived better lives than my wife has. They are companionable, whereas my wife is a fat b... |
10 | View | 6 | Faith, brethren! Paradise waiting for us... with animals too! Then invest in goodness, make mirth, be joyful , lovely, b... |
11 | Julian Lofts | 5 | Why, I've wanted the venal veterinarians to go to Hell for ages as justice for my beloved fit tabby 'Whisky' (RIP). No h... |
11 | Tyler Severance | 5 | My Lhasa Apsos lived for fifteen years to the mark, but now on the rainbow bridge he reunites with my cat in everlasti... |
13 | Jason Lofts | 2 | Whoa, so brave Laika (as first mutt in ether) enjoys every second in there? How befitting! Maybe oaf Vladimir Putin lov... |
13 | Jesse Frankovich | 2 | Be that as it may, Jim, I fear you're probably wrong. My view involves living forever after death without those canine... |
15 | nedesto | 1 | Speaking of individuality; why is the creationist analogous to the honeybee's velvet warmth? Fat vermin jabber in a s... |
Total points: | 135 | from 23 votes (DFE factor: 0.652) |
1 | Tony Crafter | 24 | The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops t... = After living in the same remote countryside o... |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | Two residents of a retirement home had been goi... = The communication that evening had been terri... |
3 | Ellie Dent | 14 | Bijou – a tiny box-room. Cash-buyers only – no... = Popular area - you'll be squashed in like sar... |
3 | Christopher Sturdy | 14 | Man is a very dumb animal. It is rather foolis... = Not a bit right! In fact, people do learn... ... |
5 | David Bourke | 9 | Buckingham Palace: "It is emphatically denied t... = I confirm that he did actually admit to it wi... |
6 | Adie Pena | 7 | "Read my lips: No new taxes." [Former Yankee pr... = "We don't claim that there is plenty of money... |
6 | Jason Lofts | 7 | Buckingham Palace: "It is emphatically denied t... = Automatic Buck Pal tweet, i.e. forthright off... |
8 | View | 6 | Bad Things Sugar is Doing to Your Body: 1. The... = 1. Harm affects skins structure and plastici... |
8 | Rosie Perera | 6 | "Like anybody, I would like to live a long life... = I annotated it (a footnote): Martin Luther Ki... |
10 | Julian Lofts | 5 | The twelve victims: Stéphane "Charb" Charbonnier... = Sacré bleu! I concede a terrible kind o... |
11 | Jesse Frankovich | 4 | Barry Bonds Hank Aaron Babe Ruth Willie Mays... = Major League Baseball home run kings: marry in... |
Total points: | 116 | from 20 votes (DFE factor: 0.550) |
1 | Julian Lofts | 23 | Send in the Clowns |
2 | Dharam Khalsa | 20 | From The British Soldier by Rudyard Kipling: |
3 | Adie Pena | 16 | POKING WITH STICKS (A POEM FOR CHARLIE HEBDO) by Justin Barisich |
4 | Dharam Khalsa | 12 | A man said to the universe: By Joanna Fuchs |
5 | Adie Pena | 9 | JE SUIS CHARLIE by Tom Higgins |
6 | David Bourke | 8 | Making Plans For Nigel - XTC |
7 | Tony Crafter | 6 | Two jokes |
8 | Rosie Perera | 4 | The Senility Prayer |
Total points: | 98 | from 17 votes (DFE factor: 0.471) |
1 | Jesse Frankovich | 25 | Exploring a cute snatch = Graphic sexual content. |
2 | Tony Crafter | 19 | That distressing 'man problem' Peyronie's Disease = Seems my penis has got a disorder; its plain, er... bent! |
3 | Adie Pena | 18 | La Dolce Vita's Kerstin Anita Marianne Ekberg = Men love a rated star's elegant rack in a bikini. |
4 | Rick Rothstein | 16 | An intense orgasm = Semen stain {groan}. |
4 | nedesto | 16 | The lesbian orgies = Obese girls in heat. |
6 | Christopher Sturdy | 11 | 'Invading the personal space' = Old chap (penis) enters vagina. |
7 | David Bourke | 10 | Elliot Spencer has married Stephen Fry ~ to see elderly man rip a fresh sphincter! |
8 | Jason Lofts | 9 | A sphincter~ 's in the crap. |
9 | Julian Lofts | 5 | Chaplain rents chap's internal ~ anal sphincter. Rip! Anal stench. |
Total points: | 129 | from 22 votes (DFE factor: 0.409) |
Daniel F. Etter Memorial Award Points*
*Adjusted Points = Sum of (Points * 'DFE factor') |
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